my bf is fucking me whilst i'm posting this. ama

>>735883746
are you fantasizing about peterson?
can you hear peterson criticizing post modernism as you get stuffed?

>>735883746
stop with your faggot bullshit

Does it hurt?

>>735883746
do you ever top him or are you 100% bottom?

>>735883852
yes. that's why i'be chosen this pic

>>735883852
ahahah nice, fellow jordonson fan!

Clean your father! Save the dragon! Slay the virgin! Rescue your room!

>>735883883
nobody's doing anything faggy

>>735883893
a little bit, he already fucled me 10 mins ago

>>735883913
we're not gay

>>735884016
timestamp his balls slapping against your ass

>>735883746
Send picture please

>>735883996
kek

don't make me laught, it's ruining the mood

>>735884051
it's dark and he's trying to stick it in my ass atm

>>735884055
he doesn't know i'm posting. he knows i'm on the phone though

Yes put it in your ass

>>735884137
>no timestamp
>no pics
F A K E A N D G A Y

>>735884187
You can still post a picture or it did not happen

>>735883746
hahaha what a cuck. your boyfriend must really suck at sex or have a small dick for you to be on /b/ as you're allegedly getting fucked. you're bored as fuck. kek

>>735884080
start thinking about pinocchio
i can almost hear the lecture from peterson
imagine what that nose could do to you

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>>735883746
OP is a faggot!

>>735884315
nah, but we had sex 10 mins ago and i was just chilling on my phone when he got horny again, so he started fucking me but i just didn't interrupt my shitposting.

>>735884435
niet

>>735884191
he just came inside my ass. currently on the toilett to "let it out again".

>>735884236
yeah sorry, i was distracted by intense painal

>>735884315
holy shit. you need this to be true, don't you?

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>>735884315
nah, but we had sex 10 mins ago and i was just chilling on my phone when he got horny again, so he started fucking me but i just didn't interrupt my shitposting.

>>735884435
niet

>>735884191
he just came inside my ass. currently on the toilett to "let it out again".

>>735884236
yeah sorry, i was distracted by intense painal

>>735884425
you mean like pic related?

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>>735884864
Gayness of OP confirmed

>>735884864
Jij bent Nederlands, waar vandaan?

>>735885009
>you mean like pic related?
kek
does it help to think about that nose?

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>yeah sorry, i was distracted by intense painal

no timestamp, fake and gay

>>735885412
Helemaal niet. Woon in Kankerdam

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>>735885591
for the sceptical anons

>>735885412
>>735885603
i don't understand word...

>>735885442
actually, i'm a woodsexual, so yes

>>735885730
>date] [Auto] 9
good fucking lord look at those milky stallions

how many kids do you have OP?

>>735885864
expecting the second t bh

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>>735883746

>>735885895
was a serious question, no judgement. those are some fucking nice momtitties

>>735885009
Do you like it in your ass? I love girls who do anal

>>735885977
it was also a serious answer actually. approaching month 6 atm

>>735885730
>Would fall asleep sucking/10

>>735886005
it hurts, but if i'm in the mood i like the pain, so yes

>>735885730
>>735885977
i agree - they juicy af - moar op? maybe pics of the vajayjay? id love to see the V matching them nice titties

>>735886061
somebody's into mommy play, huh

>>735886037
alright now you are catering to my kinks anon. can we get a topless mirror shot?

i invoke rule 34 on j.peterson

>>735885730
Amazing tits

>>735886078
I would love to fuck you in your ass...

>>735886095
i'm currently chilling on the sofa in the livingroom, so i can't really take pictures RIGHT NOW. but i could post what i've saved in my hidden folder if someone's interested

>>735886178
Yes I'm interested you are a girl of my dreams. Have someone ever licked your asshole?

>>735886111
uuuh, i'll try. it's getting suspicious that i go to the bathroom so often and long

>>735886178
interested af

>>735886115
anon pls

>>735886221
yeah, a few minutes ago. makes for good lube

>>735886275
gimme a sec

>>735886235
your knocked up, peeing constantly is normal

plus the whole cum in anus thing you've got a great excuse

>while you're threre you might as well strip down and spread them for us

>>735886235
I would put my tongue deep in your ass....

>>735886336
Have you ever licked an asshole

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>>735886310
i'm already over the stage of constant peeing and i already cleaned myself up. but yeah, i might manage to do it without awaking suspicion

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>>735886299
even found a gif

>>735886456
>>735886497
daaaaaaamn

>>735886456
>>735886497
pictures like this give me an instant preggo fetish

>>735886497
Have you ever licked an asshole

>>735886497
Please more, damn I want to fuck an pregnant lady... And lick all her holes you make me so horny

if i get them vagoo pics i'd only fuck preggys from now on

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>>735886310
here's a stranded whale pic of my current baby belly

Is your man okay with you showing other guys your tits? If not why are you here?

>>735886828
ffffffffffffuuuuuuck
>diamonds

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>>735886678
yes i have

>>735886817
here's an ass pic for starters

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>>735886871
kind of. we've done it together before, but right now he doesn't know i'm posting. but i don't think he would mind. he likes showing me off.

>>735886828
You give such a boner... I want to sit on my knees in front of you and lick you like you have never been licked before... Your hands on my head... My hands on your amazing ass... Do you have a picture of your ass?

>>735886901
How did you like it to lick a man's ass...? Would you fuck a guy with a Strapon?

aaaaay my starter was delicious - main course now

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>>735886990
more ass pics

>>735887044
it was ok.
i've fucked him with a strapon before, so yes

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>>735887184

>>735886828
Is a white baby in there?

i wish to suck the nipplels

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>>735887245
is that even a question? i'm not a race traitor

>>735887184
Oh I really like, I'm a good looking guy with secret fetish for licking an ass like yours a being fucked in the ass... Is Your boyfriend a cuck or not? How would he like it if a guy was licking your ass....

>>735887214
This one made me really hard. I'm jurking my self now on your picture, does that make you a little bit horny....

Amber?

>>735887351
he has cuck tendencies, i mean, he likes me posting nudes on a mongolian sand hoarding board.

>>735887315
That's a good girl. How about you write a sign saying "white cock only"

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>>735887413
i've been an attentionwhore always, so yes. it just became very rare lately

>>735887434
not me

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>>735887497
dude, i'm really comfy right now, posting nudes. do i really have to get my pregnant whale ass up for that?

>>735887589
I want to lick off that dildo, make it wet and put it in your ass, and then lick it off again... I would be a guy that will every dirty thing you want me to do....

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heh, those pics

>>735887315
To prove you're not a race traitor? Absolutely, my Aryan Princess

>>735887659
I want to lick that, make it wet, put my tongue deep in it while I feel your buttocks in my face while I finger your clit

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>>735887748
ass to mouth. nice. i've never done that before, kind of too reluctant

>>735887659
To prove you're not a race traitor? Absolutely, my Aryan Princess

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>>735887796
how will a sign prove that?

>>735887824
Oh you get me so aroused... I want to suck that dildo and put it in your ass, and suck it again... And if you wish you could put it in my ass.... This is one of the best photos. You wish I could show you how I'm jurking right now

>>735887875
Honestly, it would make me cum. That's the only reason I want you to do it. Was that not obvious? Now do it.

>>735887875
Such a nice asshole.... I would make long strokes with my tongue and then try to press it in your ass... Make. My tongue hard while it slips in there...

>>735887875
Put it on your belly.

>>735887875
I wish I had your snapchat or something I could send you some pictures... But I know that won't work on 4chan

>>735887875
Or put "black cock only" lol

best thread in years - u make me instant hard

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>>735887967
alright, give me a moment

pic would be my body before pregnancy

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>>735888063
i don't even have snapchat. i'm very old and behind the times, yknow

>>735888147
Love it, what kind of dirty thing would you like me to do to you....

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>>735888082
i
don't
think
so

>>735888240
Hottest answer so far.

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>>735888235
hm, i love getting a facial. i'm a real cum beg slut, kek

>>735888207
Jezus christ, I want to send you photo's of my dick while I stroke on your photo's you are a girl where I dream Of...

>>735888207
>>735888240
these pics are PERFECT

>>735888333
also check my double trips

>>735888293
!!
I will die happy now

>>735888293
Oh serieous? I would love to give it to you... If you put a finger in my ass while you sit in front of me like that I will promise it will be a big load such a pretty face

>>735888147
Smells fishy. How would you have a "white cocks only" sign in an old pic? Timestamp, please.

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>>735888333
i'm impressed

>>735888403
so impressed that you would send me a vid to my email of you pleasuring yourself?

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>>735888388
obviously i would take that now. i also already time stamped

>>735888403
Oh that tongue of yours I would love to feel it in my ass.... Do you have more photos with your dildo?

>>735888484
hardly. after all, they are pure coincidence

>>735883746
Timestamped tits or gtfo?

>>735888495
That's a very pretty pink pussy

>>735888495
Then take it. I wanna shoot my cum all over you.

>>735888548
doesnt mean no

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übermensch post coming trough

>>735888495
Perfect looking cum dump

>>735888732
Amazing body. Off topic, hoping for a boy or girl?

>>735888732
I love you, do you think it is possible that you became my Penfriend? Nice pussy I would love to have it all over my face... Make me smell like your pussy...

shooting for >>735888888

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>>735888802
it's going to be a boy. name suggestions are welcome.

>>735888732
No timestamp... What a faggot

735888888

>>735888900
see here >>735885730

>>735888880
Please more with the dildo

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>>735888866
almost, huh

i think i've exhausted my folder. the vids are too big to upload.

>>735888880
Marcus, Thor, Heinrich, Scott, Alexei. Also suck on your fingers.

>>735889097
Take a short vid

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>>735889069

>>735889153
Show your asshole

>>735889153
Oh yes that is a great one in almost coming... I want to suck your dildo... Have you ever putted it in your ass?

OP where in german do you live, just very roughly?

>>735889153
I'd love to have that pussy sit on my face

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>>735889145
they already are very short. shame eroshare is down

>>735889222
had a nice gif but it's too big

>>735889232
yeah, i use it for all my holes

>>735889237
not quiet germany

>>735883746
Ya done yet?

>>735889153
More dildo this is amazing

>>735889353
Oh I love you your a beautiful nice, sexually open minded girl I want that.... I would do everything for a girl like you.... What do you want me to do....

>>735889353
How many people have been inside your ass?

>>735884864
Tы pyccкий?

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>>735889360
with fucking? yeah, he already left for work.
almost done with attentionwhoring, too.

>>735889353
What's the nastiest / wildest thing you've ever done sexually? Or have dreamt about

>>735889487
Don't stop being a whore for us. Does your boyfriend know that you're being a whore right now?

>>735889480
only one

>>735889490
good question... but i think i'm rather vanilla. probably roleplaying some femdom stuff and fucking him with a strapon?

>>735886969
>>735888147
>>735888207
you lookin fine
>>735887589
>>735888495
dat hood, noice

>>735883746
It ain't easy being VERY MUCH A CHRISTIAN

>>735889487
When will you be back.... If I post my email will you give me a response

>>735889550
i'm going to have to cook lunch now.
no, he doesn't know right now.

Would you let him randomly use your ass anytime he wanted to?>>735889639

>>735889613
actually, i went to a christian private school. guess that didn't turn out quiet the way my parents envisioned it.

>>735889619
i only post very rarely, so i don't know.
no, i keep my whore self to 4chan strictly.

>>735889639
Tell me that you love me, right before I ram my superior white cock in your ass

>>735888880
Ian

>>735889720
I want to be your whore....

>>735888880
Jarisleif

>>735889718
sure, that's exactl what he did when i started that thread.

kek, he later appologized for being so fucking horny he just shoved his cock inside my ass without warning. i told him that if i wanted, i had good methods to shut him down immediately, so he shouldn't worry.

All the desperate losers getting gaga over a 3/10 landwhale...even when not pregnant, boring.

Saged

>>735889805
>i told him that if i wanted, i had good methods to shut him down immediately, so he shouldn't worry.
oh my.

>>735889736
hans, give me your übermensch sperm

>>735889743
>>735889802
mhm, mhm. thanks anons

>>735889487
Show us hubbys cock so we can fantasize about him cucking himself please.

>>735889849
you're free to hide this thread

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>>735889923
kek, ok

>>735889849
Lol are you kidding me? This has got to be either a basement dweller dude or a fat, jealous femanon

>>735889880
This superior cum is going to ensure that you have twins.

>>735889880
Has he ever hotdogged you before? Do you prefer him cum inside or on your cheeks?

>>735890008
Lololol yeah sure am, faggot.

>>735889487
I can tell you have a pretty face, great healthy body, and are a good wife. Your hubby is very lucky. Best of luck with the rest of your pregnancy.

>>735890071
I remember when I was 15 and discovered he word faggot. Enjoy your summer, kid.

>>735890056
yeah, he has. i've kind of got an impregnation fetish, so inside every day

>>735890073
thanks anon!

>>735890007
Have you ever been tower bridged? I want to be your whore.... I will do everything for you... Will even get in the plane right now

>>735890129
I would cum inside of you every day. Thank you for being our whore this morning

>>735890129
He came from rubbing between your cheeks alone? You must have a terrific ass. Tell me more about the hotdogging.

>>735889487
I'm about to cum baby

>>735890151
i had to google that.
no, i haven't. i'm strictly monogamous aside from whoring myself out on 4chan.

Moar pics?

>>735890274
How did you to start licking each other's asses... I want to do that with my girl but I don't dare

>>735890226
yup. he also loves getting a titt job. and sometimes it's convenient to use other parts of my body. when i'm sore for example

>>735890249
that's a good boy

>>735890129
Spread your fuckin ass. I'm about to cum

>>735890326
In coming as well please one more asshole shot.... I timing about cumming deep in your nice fat ass while I feel your asshole contract around my dick

>>735890323
well, we already did anal play so it wasn't a "taboo zone". he just licked my ass one day when i was sitting on his face and i did the same when i was giving him oral another time. guess we just do stuff when it crosses out mind.

>>735888880
Adolf

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>>735890386
that's all i have left anon

Any cumshot pics?

>>735890397
Best way to go about it honestly. No holding back and just making it natural. It's the talking and discussing that makes it awkward.

>>735890326
Would you cheat/have you cheated on your man?

Do you like being 100% dedicated to your husband but feeling like a slut with him or would you ever cheat?

>>735890400
was only a matter of time

>>735885730

Preggo?

>>735890495
Just to save you from reading the thread. Yes, six months, boy, second child

>>735890450
that's true. early on, we agreed on being allowed to try everything out with one another. we etablished a safe word, so nobody has to fear "going too far", we can easily stop each other if we don't enjoy something.

>>735890459
no i have never and i never would. i think cheating is immature and degenerate.
i can imagine maybe inviting somebody into our bed in a few years, when we get bored, but it would have to be mutually agreed on.

>>735890545
my god. that's worse than any gore i've ever seen

ok anons, thanks for the comfy thread! i'm out.
take care

>>735890589
I agree 100% I am absolutely disgusted by cheating and think it's the lowest/shittiest non-illegal act. I was just browsing the thread and was more interested that this was your 2nd kid and that you seem like you treat your man great.

I had to ask that question before I could settle in my head that you are in fact a good person kek

Although I wasn't here to fap I'm obliged to say that you are beautiful/hot.

>>735890682
thanks bb, look after those milky stallions for me <3

>>735890768
we don't take sex so seriously. if it gets us off posting pics online, then we're just going to do it. and if we ever think that it would be neat to have a threesome, so be it. itms strictly sexual.

but a desire for cheating is a sign of something being off in the relationship and that needs to be adressed in a mature way and not by fucking random strangers behind someone's back. that's just moronic. and you can't risk moronic relationship behaviour if you have a family.

>>735890797
i will. last time they got so huge when i was lactating that one of my female friends is still traumatized and tells it to everyone if she can fit it into the conversation somehow. kek

>>735890546
Cool congratulations. Love Preggo titties

>>735891004
thank you.

yeah, they're neat. if only they weren't so sorre all the time.

>>735890914
Me and my wife are exactly the same way 100% in terms of our stance on sex and cheating.

I'm just discouraged because I feel like such a large percentage of people have cheated or are currently cheating.

Here's to a happy healthy baby!

>>735891118
well, i also think a big portion of couples just sucks at communication. that way you'll never really get to the levels of an actual good relationship, which fuels unfaithful behaviour. pretty sad actually.

thanks anon!

>>735890914
>we don't take sex so seriously

then the baby in her womb is not a serious matter.

neither is your life as well.

>>735891332
as in: we perceive sex as adult play and don't censore ourselfes unnecessarily.

ofc we take having a child seriously...

>>735891332
Ok fucking idiot lol kill yourself to make room for her baby you worthless piece of shit

>>735891255
>>735891533
Last 2 posts dubs--make a wish

>>735891661
i wished for a clean room and a death father

>>735888880
Biggus Dickus

>>735891714
Lol

>>735890974
>last time they got so huge when i was lactating that one of my female friends is still traumatized
she just jelly

>>735892075
probably. she has small boobs. but i also think she has some lesbian tendencies...

>>735892141
but then everybody likes boobs. especially preggo-boobs.

>>735890441
favorite panties?

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>>735892418
i'm a simple person, so i'd say black lace

>>735892539
classy/10
dont you have any to take a pic of?

>>735892583
i have, but i'm done with pics for today. maybe next time.

>>735892663
alwayslatetotheparty.gif

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>>735892802
i feel for you. have a questionable pic instead.

>>735892869
oh my.

>>735892539
Youre a faggot. I hope ur baby dies.

>>735892952
drink bleach