GET READY FAGGOTS FOR THE BIGGEST WALKING CRINGE THREAD THAT EVER EXISTED.
THE BALLAD OF CAPTAIN BARBOSA
this fucking weirdo is *NOT* trolling and has been a fucking bizzare, creepy fucked up super sperg since high school. Everything he says is with 100% conviction and is a real reflection of how he sees the world. Strap the fuck in, because he went nuclear in the last few days.
waiting!
>>735881253
It all started with some super autistic shit posting last night.
>>735881433
His name was not redacted just for you guys
bump, this shit was great lol
>>735881389
what the fuck is he even implying he did? came from hell? what did he spend 3k on?
Bumping for interest
>>735881513
nobody fucking knows anon he says weird shit in every conversation hes ever had
>>735881433
The guy read Ayn Rand and choked on it.
>>735881600
he ended up blocking all of us and has been communicating with a femanon who was active in his meltdown
What a faggot
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>>735881466
chek'd
hes a twat, but hes not entirely wrong about the man-children in north america
>>735881776
femanon started to catfish him just for the luls
Hot damn my sides
>>735881810
not here to debate geopolitical ideologies bruh just to make fun of this degenerate
we are linking him the thread
The girl speaking luckily sees him as the huge retard he is.
>>735881810
Hell
L'Hommenfants are around the world
But this is cringe to the max
>>735881904
>▶
>The girl speaking luckily sees him as the huge
shes cracking up with us in discord, she did it for this
>>735881860
fair enough
anyone who uses a "bachelors" as a symbol of intelligence deserves what he gets
>>735881389
>Bachelor's
>funner
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>>735881466
lol Brazilians don't have education, he must be lying
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>>735881253
Jesus dude, did he cum in your ass or something?
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>>735881253
Don't you and your faggot friends have anything better to do than bully someone you went to high school with? Clearly he's a cringey fag, but who gives a shit. He's one among millions.
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>>735882086
>asians are mystical
what a fucktard
>>735882260
MADSON BTFO
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>>735882260
Is that you, Madson?
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>>735882260
Excellent
>>735882422
>>735882260
butthurt faggot detected
>>735882445
>THE FUCKING CUTEST
>>735881860
Wow... never seen a dick that thin and pathetic
>>735882481
CATFISHIN
>>735882441
It's so nice
Let's make it twice
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>>735882582
thats an impressive figure
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>>735881253
Someone who knows him IRL here. He used to be a nice guy. Somehow I think he assimilated a bunch of pickup artists into his corporal form.
>>735882697
"Philosophy has no impact on reality" what a fucking idiot
Sounds like you're just feeling inferior to him and you are threatened by the dude OP
Wew lad, seems like a cool guy. I'd have a beer with him
Someone send him this.
>>735882914
Go back to FB Maddy
>>735882697
>she is from Canada (and pox)
I didnt realize having a fucked up face was partially to blame on being canadian
who knew?
THE GOD HIMSELF HAS NOTICED
>>735882914
More like he felt inferior and threatened by every male he blocked.
But he sure felt comfy taking on someone he felt he could take on because of his skewed perceptions of gender and humans in general
TLDR;
He no intellect good
>>735883017
so I'm maddy now? cool, I like that you feel I'm so above you and a threat to you m8
>>735883112
taking it like a champ, what a winner
>>735883142
idk, if you really thought he was pathetic you'd just laugh at him and move on, but it seems there's still smth lingering inside you to try to mock him further, obv his confidence (cringy or not) got you feeling less than him m8
>>735882809
here come the salvos
>>735883239
>UFC champion
>while only training in mma
hes not even going to pass minor tournaments
>>735883227
Oh I'm laughing
I am laughing
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>>735883151
Back to FB faggot, now we can confirm its you >>735883112
If this guy isn't a massive Tool fan I will record a video of me boiling and eating my hat
>>735883354
bruh thats not even the stupid shit hes said
Is OP gonna fuck this guy or what
>>735883406
you sound triggered m8, I'm sorry I made you feel beneath me, just work harder and one day you'll be able to be me, I promise
>>735883414
hahaha this holy fuck
>>735881253
Welp, I guess I gotta tell this one:
>Be me, highschool
>Some kid makes fun of the fact that he watches hentai
>kid walks away
>he fumes for a moment
>gets on all fours
>runs at the kid screeching like a bird of prey
>if only I knew then that this was my first taste of superior breeding
>dry humps the kid into a locker room door
>mfw
>>735883516
Kek he's here
>>735883539
This is how an ideologue speaks.
>>735883516
Someone needs to get that No Ricky don't look at Maddy meme going
>>735883630
Wow they really fell for it ahahahahah
Kek what a faggot
>>735883666
nice trips, keep mocking me until you feel you're as great as me m8
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>>735882260
Eat Shit and Die.
this god among men is clearly our intellectual superior and we are not fit to kiss the ground that he walks upon. What a man. What a fucking legend. He will become an mma champion and destroy fucking beta plebs with his massive brazilian schlonghammer and save america from the corrupt sinful existence that we live in. He is the second coming of Jesus Christ and he will absolve us of our sins with his cunning and higher intellectual capacity. He will teach us to pull all the bitches with the power of the Bible. I am nothing my lord and master, my butter knife level of existence is nothing compared to the sharp katana of yours. Teach me your ways master and I will catfish you to your heart's desire. Teach me to teleport and tell children that it was nothing personal. Give me your brazilian load of knowledge. Thanks.
>>735883725
Am I Maddy yet
>>735882302
Anyone who claims to be an alpha male is never an alpha male
Anyone else here a garbage snow nigger? I wish I were the mixed master race :(
>>735884081
LOL ITS MADDY
>>735883981
Jackpot.
empty trashcans make the loudest noise.
is he gonna go meme-status or what?
>>735883112
madson paula whatwver the fuck you are, you are the man mate
>>735884380
all of my whats. that last part gets me.
>>735884380
"Don't I have 3 feet on you"
my sides
fuck
You have lame dick for a "Übermensch" Maddy.
Thin dick also why cant anyone here post pics in a non retarded order
Oh my. This thread is fucking glorious. It's tickled me.
Maddy... If you're here. Please continue being a raging faggot. It's hilarious.... This kid is such a whiney bitch. Like he's the Alpha and Omega. It's brilliant. MMA with Brazilian Royalty........It's made me fucking cry... I can't stop laughing. this thread has truly made my day.
>>735882260
maybe if he stopped getting baited...
Brazillians are such a dirty race. Too bad that dirty-blooded shithead do not realise that he's basically a nigger
>>735883630
Thinking the same thing anon
>>735884380
>3 feet
his lack of self awareness is disturbing... that or he is really commited to play character
Holy fuck, i know a white dude with the same facial structute and hair, same shitty tattoo placement and is just as oblivious
Their delusions are actually a sickness or a side effect of autism
That is one of the most disgusting dicks I have ever seen, and believe me I love dick but that thing is nasty.
>>735882697
Ohhhhh shit!!
>your wife looks like she took an acid shower
KEK!!!
>>735883418
Mexifag here, we don't like central or south american countries, believe me, if you as americans don't like mexico for certain reasons it's basically the same reasons we don't like them. Our country sucks, but their's sucks 1000 times more.
>>735883239
> Im working out everyday to be ufc champion
>>735890191
If this shitstick is represenitive of the brazilian people we need to just drop some fucking nukes on that whole country
>>735890251
I'm currently studying in medschool (Medicine, it's more known as "University" here) And for that I have met a ton of people from different countries. Brazilians and every nigger from central america are cancer.
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>>735883151
So he's found our little game.
Hello maddy, this is an intervention.
Please stop being a faggot.
Thank you, that is all.
>>735882260
Madson?! Is that you?!
Wow, OP is a faggot. Yeah he says some really dumb shit but only a small fraction of the screenshots were entertaining at all, and youre spending all this time and effort posting so many of them. Youre obviously a butthurt little bitch. You shoud suck his cock and fuck, youre both faggots.
This makes me feel so good, because I can see how many totally pathetic people there are in the world xD
Thanks for a good laugh :)
>>735891519
Yeah this one is likely maddy
when the cringe thread IS the cringe
good thread
>>735881815
Wtf there's nothing there why is he lifting his shirt up
>>735891519
Sup dude, you know youre a faggot, right?
>>735884081
Aint shit "master" about being constantly mistaken for a puerto rican. Idk how I specifically look puerto rican rather than just plain hispanic but who fuckin knows.
>>735892177
are you a twink? I always think of PRs as twinks for some reason, dunno why
Literally every screenshot he appears to be winning whatever discussion appears to be occuring
You idiots need to stop talking to him like someone without a mental illness
>>735891886
He's sucking in
>>735891886
his dick seems like a tic tac, but probably tastes like rotten cheese.
>>735881600
>wail over a nintendo
>some guy starts evaluate your life
>shittalk about his shittalk
>implying also you are bad person also
idk who is worse
>>735881860
>tries god
>Pretends to be god
>Shit talks nintendo
>Thinks he is rich
>small ass dick
A short summary
brazilian here, will test if this faggot is for real about having family in congress
>>735883516
tem familia no congresso porra nenhuma, nao tem ninguem com seu sobrenome la, para de mentir!
>>735890392
why is that?
>>735893347
World is full of these people. Social media just makes them more apparent. Send his nudes to everyone he knows and call it a day.
Moving on
>>735881466
He's actually totally right about nintendo and the state of decay and loss of prestige from the west but he feels like he's just talking about to raise himself not point a problem