Hi welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?

can i just get a large double quarter pounder meal thanks

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The usual

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>>735881148

>>735881163
usual machine broke

Can I get two McChickens with big mac sauce instead of mayo and two McDoubles.

Got any hookers?

How about an order of Fuck You with a side order of You Didn't Even Try, You Stupid Cuck.

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>>735881281

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>>735881279

>>735881360
hooker machine broken

>>735881400
Umm excuse me but you forgot my McDoubles

>>735881377
sorry, the mcrib is currently unavailable

>>735881434
What about cocaine?

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>>735881490
sorry sir, we just got nae naed. Here you go

>>735881059
Can I get a meaningful reason to continue to live and try to make myself happy instead of relying on others for that?

And a Shamrock Shake, I guess

Come away with me..u r too pretty for McDonald's..I will make you eggs...

>>735881533
Thanks, I'll be back in an hour.

Love you <3

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>>735881508
best I can do for you is this

>>735881059

hi! may I please have four Big Macs, no fries, and one Dr Pepper? thank you

I want some dick.

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>>735881544
Its always darkest before the dawn. Here is your shake

2 doubles no mustard small fry medium sprite please

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>>735881608
Dr pepper coming right up sir please hold

Can I just have a cup of water?

>>735881643
Thanks buddy

>>735881724

thank you! these look delicious! I love you

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>>735881756
you better not get a soda...........

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>>735881791
Here is your dr pepper sir

Hello food?

>>735881862
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah food here

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>>735881059
Do you have any cherry pie?

>>735881059
I'll have two number mines a number nine large a number six with extra dip a number seven two number 45's one with cheese and a large soda

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>>735881646
fries and sprite are coming up sir

>>735881861

oh excellent, and it's perfectly chilled too! just the way I like it! okay, cheers and adios (honks horn twice in rapid, friendly succession)

>>735881917
AIGHT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT IM SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING THE SAME DAMN REQUEST FROM THE PAST 5 WEEKS. WE ONLY HAVE FUCKING APPLE MY NIGGA

>>735881957
sir we don't have 45's

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>>735881965

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>>735882092

I love this thread

>>735882146
These things are a real pain in the ass to fill up nicely

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>>735882146
Alright McDonalds is currently closed. We are always looking for more workers to make shifts last longer. Have a great day!

lemme get uhh a master shake and a frylock.

>>735882446
we closed down already........

bruh it's been a minute or two since you closed down, just give me my shits bruh.

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>>735882487
I FORGOT MY HAPPY MEAL FUCK!!!

>>735882532
nah bruh please I got like five other jobs to go to bruh

>>735882653
nigga i swear to god just make them shits then i can go or else

>>735881059
McDLT, a salad shaker, onion nuggets, a shamrock shake, and a ton of Schezwan mcnugget sauce

>>735882728
nuh bruh please man just take your ass to burger king man

>>735882775
bruh we closed down

>>735882775
Bump

>>735883030
why are you doing this PLEASE>>735882406

And then?..........

>>735883543
nigga we are closed

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>>735882653
>>735882728
>>735882775
>>735882818
>>735882839
>>735883030
>>735883327
>>735883543
>>735883821

>>735884981
We're open.
;)

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>>735881059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ-JBFXh2IU

>>735881059
I'll take a mcgangbang

>>735885387
burger king owns this thread now. All is lost

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>>735885487
You know you want it.

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>>735885800
>burger king execs sit around their round table
>"alright people how can we make our whopper more appetizing around halloween?"
>"COLOR THE BUNS BLACK! EVERYONE LOVES EATING CHARCOAL"
>"give that man a raise!"
What the fuck is wrong with big business nowadays? How did we let them take control of our lives for this bullshit?

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>>735885929
I blame little girls.

Now buy our burgers you pokecunt.

>>735885929
It's a squid ink flavored bun, released in Japan or some gook-land.

>>735881594
Kek'd

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>>735886244
You got a problem with that?

Now shut the fuck up and order.

The king is waiting.

Can I get a fuckin uhhhhhhhh ice cream machine please?

>>735886600
>You got a problem with that?
yea if u arent a weirdo gook, it tastes like garbage assholes

>>735881059
I will have dat ass

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>>735886600
Can I get a burger WITHOUT sesame seeds? Tired of getting diverticulitis every time I eat at one of your shithole restaurants.

>>735881059
Two mcdoubles and a large fry.

>>735881059
Porkloin and spaghetti

>>735881059
your chili ring on my hotdog. to go. and make it quick, iv'e got diarrhea.

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>>735886659
Here you go Sir.

Long live the king.

>>735881059
Oh shit I know that girl

>>735881228
thanks, i am on a diet

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>>735886770
If it moves just give it a few spanks.

Long live the king.

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>>735886855
enjoy

Long live the king.

>>735881377
>using the word check
If you unironically say this your normal day-to-day life, we prefer if you've checked out of society, faggot

>>735881377
>using the word cuck
If you unironically say this in your normal day-to-day life, we prefer it if you checked out of society, faggot

>>735885387
Yes. I'll have one of these as well. And a large fry. That shit is delicious!.. Also pepsi.

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>>735886956

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>>735886958
Coming right up.

Long live the king.

Can i get the ummmmm tyler1 special?

Can i get the uhh tyler1 special?

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>>735887031
Prepare your anus.

Long live the king.

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>>735881059

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>>735887727
You'll have to come back later for the rest of your order handsome. ;)

Long live the king.

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>>735881059
Gimme a litre of Cola

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>>735888000
If you insist.

Long live the king.

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>>735888323
The fuck is a litre?

Do you speak American?

>>735888791
litre is french for give me some fucking cola

I would like the house 'Special"

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>>735888894
Then bend over.

Long live the king.

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>>735888908
Come back when you have the money. Here's the regular special for now.

Long live the king.

>>735881059
Can you just shit directly in my mouth, ma'am, and cut out the middle man?

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SZECHUAN SAUCE

Can I get an Ariana Grande.

Small free and a cup for water please.

>>735889338
Go ask Andy Sixx.

Next.

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>>735889404
You asked for it.

Next.

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>>735889408
Does this look like a fucking Starbucks to you?

Next.

Order 66 pls

>>735881059
Why am I ordering at the pickup window?

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>>735889508
Welcome to America, land of capitalism.

Next.

Let me get a large coffee and a McSalad Shaker.

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>>735889865
Hope you're hungry.

Long live the emperor.

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>>735889985
That's it, game over.

Don't sleep tonight.

Long live the king.