what the hell am i supposed to say to this
>>735861898
"Well fuck you then"
Ye but only sometimes
"Well, who am I to argue? You obviously know yourself better than anyone."
>>735861898
depends, are you trying to fuck them or what?
No u not lol
Not let me see your vagina bitch, or I'll fucking slit your wrists.
>>735861898
Just keep disagreeing with her if she insults herself, she obviously wants you to keep complimenting her
>>735862116
KEK
show me that Sagen
>>735862074
yes trying to fuck her
She texts like she's Chinese
>>735862140
^This
>>735862389
Hey but it works
>>735861898
lick my bag
>>735862389
Kek
wow i'm fucking retarded
>>735862255
then go for 'if so you keep it pretty well hidden, I've never seen it'
Best course of action is to ask why she thinks that
>then fap to loli
>>735862710
>>735862717
too late to say that?
>>735862710
>>735862864
yep.
you could try 'you're beautiful where it counts though, in the tit area' though that could still work
>>735862710
if this isn't bait, have you never talked to a girl or are you underage?
>>735862710
You dun said 'lil cutie' lul o well now u gotta keep suggesting she's cute
>>735862917
why the fuck is that a gif
>>735862917
>>735863027
i can't read her pls help no more autism please i'm too autistic to distinguish what's autistic or what's good to say
she's at least responding though, right?
>>735863221
you can probably talk her into sending nudes by calling her cute and shit constantly.
>>735863064
i'm 26, she's 24, i'm a kissless virgin so yes i have minimal experience talking to girls
>>735863137
ok, waiting until further confirmation that that's the right call
>>735863221
alright now you can try that line if you want >>735862717
personally I'd say 'prove it, I've never seen you ugly'
>>735863312
yup i've done that plenty, seen her naked a ton.
she just does this, i always respond with saying no she isn't, i just don't know if that's what she wants. i guess it is though
Want a dickpic?
>>735863221
She wants you to tell her she's pretty. Just do it in a less cringe worthy way. Make sure you make it seem genuine. Avoid "beautiful" "adorable" and "qt" just say cute or pretty. The others will give the impression of coming on too strongly.
>pic related
>>735863221
Just keep insisting she's cute and pretty OP. Then ur solid with these kinds of girls
op just tell her she's right and cut contact she'll want you more
>>735863625
>she just does this, i always respond with saying no she isn't, i just don't know if that's what she wants
two options:
>fishing for compliments
>shitty self image and feels the need to correct you
would you say she's got low self esteem OP?
>>735863730
Anon has a point.
Just tell the bitch she's aight and u r happy to fuck the shit outta her if she brings u a bag of Cheetos for after
>>735863730
Don't do this
Don't make a big deal out of it
That could be the most autistic thing you could do.
>>735863730
This guy has it.
>>735863671
>>735863721
sounds good, god i'm in the most autistic mood rn
>>735863754
sometimes she has low self esteem. i think she does like compliments
>>735863141
Believe it not new fag, there's moving jpgs and still gifs.
>>735864386
Much better OP
>>735864386
Just tell her you want to fuck. Keep it moving she's already decided.
>>735864386
You will look even more beautiful when i nut in your ass
>>735864386
correct response.
girls always like compliments, if they've got really shitty self esteem you can end up in a really boring argument though
if she keeps saying no, just demand proof of ugliness. make her put up or shut up
youre doing fine op
>>735864386
i mean, what counts is on the inside. i know you are not physically attractive, but your personality makes you really pretty all the time. you're an angel
>>735864386
I love this post
>Ur pretty
> ur ugly as fuck anon
>ur pretty
Christ dude.
>>735861898
Just to be clear, she's responding to your remark that she's "a beautiful angel" by saying no, she's ugly.
Disagree, but don't do it in a literal manner. Show her you *feel* that she's beautiful by going overboard.
Tell her...
>"You're so hot, you make the sun sweat."
>"In fact I'm pretty sure you're responsible for global warming"
>"and if I could, I'd like to kiss you. But I'm not sure that I could afford the carbon credits."
>"But maybe if I was cool enough I could invest in renewable clean kisses that put out more than they take in"
>>735864719
Pretty much this, just be careful how you word it when you ask her to prove it.Again avoid strong words.
>Girls are like real estate. You don't want to seem too interested.
>>735864629
>>735864719
>>735865076
idk she hasn't responded
idfk
>>735864677
>>735864707
meh not rn
>>735865088
she is physically attractive tho
>>735865181
>So I could kiss you over and over again.
>>735865287
>she is physically attractive tho
prove it.
Say "it's kinda sad you call yourself ugly just so I have to compliment you, you look like a dog took a shit on a rats ass and exploded pumpkin seeds and dirty tortoise shit on a fat ugly bitches head, fucking kill yourself"
>>735865181
just so autistic it might work
will try it later if she's still feeling down
>>735861898
>calling her a beautiful angel
>What the fuck you autistic retard.
stop doing all this texting and take her on a date to really show her what you got, we will get you through this OP.
>>735864386
She's going to make you her bitch and suck 20 guys dicks that don't give a fuck about how she feels while you're trying to think of ways to ask her out, just ask now or delete her number, no inbetween
>>735865649
She me on the doll where she hurt you Anon
>>735862710
CRINGE level 9000
>>735865711
nigga you speak english?
>>735865711
Right in the feels
>>735864386
Ya gotta learn from others mistakes, don't wait, trust me
>>735862140
>>735862389
They're right, you know.
>>735862710
virgin detected
Don't keep pushing compliments. If she keeps saying nonono just said "okay your right. Your not". If she won't take the compliment just agree with her and stop giving them
think i'm just going to go to bed now
>>735867522
>l
she fucking wants it you cuck
>>735867522
Just a fucking meow? Stop showing interest on her. Btw, learn how to talk them, u suck hard
>>735867522
Fucking go in for the kill and fuck her, dude.
>>735867522
Ask her out right now. Just do it and get it over with. Odds are she's already decided whether or not she wants to date you
>>735867522
She is being flirty now Anon.
Ask her what she is up to atm. Start a new topic
If you are actually 24 and kissless virgin you are doing something wrong. Go out and meet new people, get in shape. You'll feel better about life plus get some pus
>>735867846
Cant be too harsh on op here, its not like she gave him any good replies.
>>735867522
dont ignore the kitty dude, pet it
>>735867787
>>735867967
>>735868130
tell me exactly what to say because i'm sleepy and retarded
>>735867925
it's long distance, going to meet her in july though
>>735867965
we've got something planned for july, she did tell me she liked my penis and she wanted to kiss it
>>735867988
i'm 26, she's 24. you're right
>>735868422
Are you an awkward person in real life or what?
For what it's worth it might be worth getting a 1 off escort for like a GFE to get over nerves and shit plus lose v card.
>>735868422
>long distance
its hopeless
/thread
>>735861898
Alright, be ugly then.
>>735868422
Just talk to her dude. Just don't act like she is the greatest thing in the world. You're the one that knows her. She is clearly interested. Idk how well you two know each other so i really couldn't tell you what to say.
>>735864386
Jesus, stop anon. You fucking nut. just let it go.
"Okay debbie downer, just reject it"
You are such an embarrassment OP.
If you have already set a date then don't push it just stfu and make it seem like you've got something going on in your life besides this butterfaced vixen.
>>735862140
>her
Yeah I doubt it, "them" is probably more accurate.
you'll do fine
>>735868422
"wyd?"
>>735868895
>>735869363
how about this
>I'm so sleepy but I want to stay up and play with kitty ;P
>>735869547
nonono dont say that please, just abort
>>735869855
done aborted
just going to sleep
>>735869547
do this
>>735867522
Jesus youre both retarded
>>735862140
Depends on the person.
If they're normal, then it's just fishing for compliments.
Someone with anxiety/depression probably legitimately thinks you're wrong if you compliment them, so it's kind of an uphill battle
>>735870056
nah it's just me
>>735870149
No no, its def both of you. I promise shes retarded too.
>>735869547
>>735869855
>>735869917
lol holy shit crisis diverted
Op just talk about something you have in common or something man.
Fucking hell. I hope you both develop bone disorders and die painfully. What a pathetic bunch
>>735870289
i recommend this if all else fails, your best odds tbh
>>735867522
Cats only meow to humans. They do it when they want something
https://www.aspca.org/pet-care/cat-care/common-cat-behavior-issues/meowing-and-yowling
Stop being a timid little bitch, send her a dock pic and call it a night
>>735870747
she's seen my dick, she likes it
>>735870571
do i send her this post exactly
>>735870913
she's seen your dick??? and you know she likes it so just ask her if she would like to come over to do something like meow or something idk
>>735870913
Yes but add "I want something too. From you."
Bitches love suspense
>>735870913
>>735870913
Rofl dude no. Please don't. Just work it into conversation.
If i really need to spoon feed you. "You know cats only meow when they want something" or something along those lines.
>>735862016
underrated
>>735867522
Give me her number or Kik or something. I'm an expert in talking to socially retarded teenagers with daddy issues.
>>735871565
>>735871282
brb killing self
that felt autistic even to me
>>735871200
too far away
>>735871937
lol nah thats an alright response, changes the topic nicely
>>735871937
if she's too far away, what are you trying to get out of them, nudes?
>>735871937
>phrased it as a question
nigga wtf
>>73587193
'let me kill/pound that pussy'
op is phaggot
>>735872096
>>735871937
yeah you should have phrased it at least like this, "you know... cats only blah blah blah blah blah"
>>735871937
this op
>>735872201
>>735872096
>>735872210
>>735872038
i think we just got shut down
i'm a fucking retard i forgot to attach image
>>735872096
>>735872210
^ this
I would've gone for
"Cats only meow when they want something"
>>735862022
like this one, boy
look bitch, are you interested in me or not? i don't have enough time to be fucking around with this bullshit. if you aren't going to let me get to know you, just fucking tell me straight up and stop acting like a cunt.
If you were trying to smash, then you failed. Youre doing what every average faggot does.
>im unattractive
>no you're not
Bam, you failed. You should have changed the subject the moment she tried to get you to call her pretty. Now she knows theres nothing special about you.
>trying to affirm how attractive she is with every reply
Jesus, OP. Im saving these for the next cringe thread.
>>735872409
Jesus fuck you retarded piece of shit you fucking ruined it. A kissless virgin you will remain
>>735872610
Well what the fuck would you do you amazing alpha
Ayy opie yo
iss yo boi Tyrone, i got me some dank ass butthash yo, sum cross between rectanaloid supreme 2.0 and cosmic diarrhea
same price as usual mah nikka
hit me up if u wan sum fool
>>735872409
Reply with something along the lines of
"and I thought you were a cat person"
>>735861898
well what the fuck was she supposed to say to you calling her such a beautiful angel
>>735872409
Just be like "For real. Attention and affection mostly. But that's w/e. What are you up to atm?"
>>735872409
This is real autisim at work bros make notes
start doing drugs op, you'll never get laid
>>735872741
lol this isn't bad either. Short sweet and with a hint of wit.
>>735861898
if you were ugly I wouldn't want to bang you
>>735872759
>this is probably your best bet OP
>>735867522
shes fucking 14 you pedo. Done
>>735872906
>>735872759
if there are any objections to me saying this verbatim say them now
>>735873043
You fucked it already. Block her number and go to bed, nigger.
>>735872409
seems like shes not really that interested into talking to you and is kinda trolling while fishing for compliments.
Send something that will leave her to either not respond or change the subject.
Altough you did say shes gonna meet you in july so sounds serious. Maybe shes just plain boring or autistic
>>735872741
This OP, not a question, strong assumption, it's a slight criticism and she'll reply probably opening up a little
>>735872409
say that you didn´t really know the fact. just tried to sound smart.
do it boy.
>>735873043
do it OP
>>735872710
Not the same guy but really depends on the girl. Some like cock suckers others like when guys fuck with them meh
>>735873043
do et
>>735862710
Rip op
>>735873043
This or preferably
>>735872741
>>735873043
go with >>735872741 my dude
>>735873340
>>735873284
>>735872906
>>735872759
Oh well whatever I probably ruined it anyway
>>735873577
nah this is your best bet to getting back to a solid grounding
>>735873577
now we wait for the response, try not to worry too much OP
>>735873643
this. don't sweat it.
>>735872409
From what I can see she's playing the attention game, definitely wants the D.
>>735873577
u know....
life is prety long, u learn expierence.
now u know no´t to ask internet that
>>735873577
You have to learn to stop talking.
Pretend you have a life.
2 hours of thread just for 8 cringy messages what went so wrong?
Good rules of thumb to follow anon
>Don't seem to interested (think real estate)
>Avoid strong words like "beautiful" "angel" "qt" etc.
>Avoid asking/phrasing questions when you can.
>Give some wait time between replies. (don't seem too desperate)
>Avoid replying out of turn when you can. (don't give 5 replies when she has only sent a single message)
>Keep replies short and to the point
>Be honest. (Choosing not to say something isn't lying)
>>735873856
Implying that having a life means you can't spend 10 fucking seconds typing fucking kys
>>735873856
I was going to go to bed when she said meow. But you guys said she wanted attention.
I should've gone with my gut. Now she's probably done with me and I'm going to not sleep as much as I need and my whole night and day and life is ruined.
>>735865649
someone hurt you, your right with the last part but damn someone hurt you
>>735874006
no reply yet?
>>735874006
She wants your dick. The meow is a play on pussy you autist. She's trying to be coy by saying it's not true. Ask her if she wants something from
You.
>>735874006
fuck that life thing come shitpost with us
>>735873970
> If use beautiful, angel, qt, 100% TEASE
She's an "Angel" when she isn't
She's a "QT" when she fucks up
She's "Beautiful" when she did something unattractive.
Op im gonna save your cringy ass fr.
Say this
"thinking of you, what are you up to tomorrow? "
>wait for reply
Doesn't matter what she says, just say" perfect, you can hug me at our date"
pls just stop ffs
>>735874229
You are more autistic than OP and girl combined
just send dick pic already
>>735874229
Professional pussyslayer?
>>735874006
You fucked it up with that Indian-ass "beautiful angel" comment, you fucking moron. I hope she's done with you,
>I ugly sometimes
She sounds like a degenerate to me OP. Leave her.
>>735874229
do not say this ^ never say this
compliments gotta be earned... stop giving em for free you dumbass
>>735874006
Come on anon, it's just one girl. You'll be over her in a week. She seems like the type that acts fake cute anyway
>>735874006
see>>735873970
Also jesus anon don't be so negative. Don't take her so seriously. Girls will come and go. The sooner you stop idolizing women the better off you'll be
>>735874211
Repeat the following:
> Look I'll stop being stupid, you're someone I really like, you're someone I'd like to go to a nice dinner with and talk with and be around. Would you like to go out with me?
>>735861898
You go back in time and don't say something autistic.
>>735874399
agreed
>>735874116
nope
>>735874133
why are you guys trying to set me up to get shut down
>>735874191
i already shitpost here all day every day
>>735861898
OP, here's something to note:
If a girl likes your dick, you can always recover from a text you sent that you think was bad. Or if she thinks your bod is hot or good looking. Hell, cases in point would be the middle school head bitch of your class that in high school become a close friend of yours. They changed their personality, and you liked them a lot more then, and were more open to interacting with them.
>>735874555
checked
>>735874295
Nah, we just gotta stop drifting away from gods light lmao, op obviously has a chance here
>>735874549
Not trying to set you up. I'm being serious, play coy with her, she wants to know if you are on the same page as she is. It's like a game of cat and mouse in this stage of the game
>>735874549
stop being an insecure fuck op grow a pair and talk to her as if she had a penis, shes just another human not an animal.
>>735874702
I feel like that chance is getting smaller by the hour. I worry for our retard
Fake and lame
>this fucking thread
>>735874549
tell her you wanna give her the gift that keeps on givin
>>735874549
Stupid man baby.. be upfront and honest. Don't fuck around.
>>735874831
A perpetual motion machine? Xd
>>735874549
The Meow thing was definitely flirting, no one was setting you up to be shut down there
>>735874549
well if no reply yet i think ur chances are in the dumpster. its probably for the best considering they were cringey af
>>735874924
Thx m8 at least us two know a bit of what's going on here
yea your right 7/10
said that to a model and ballerina, we dated for a while when i was 18
those we the golden years....
when we first had our date... I asked here if she sucked the dick, heavy deep in a makeout session, we fucked in the school parking lot.
Never be afraid to ask a girl if she sucks the dick
>>735874549
what time is it where you are?
>>735874892
The laws of thermodynamics would like a word with you.
we need a pic of her
>>735875070
It's the gift that keeps on giving you fucking party pooper in the looer
>OP
>>735874549
I've gone for a couple girls that act like this, they usually never let on what they're feeling behind a layer of pretend stupid. I'd say just go for it and see what happens.
>>735875144
+2 rep
>>735875070
second law actually. first law doesnt give a shit
>>735873985
Virgin detected.
Still no reply OP?
>>735875185
>they usually never let on what they're feeling behind a layer of pretend stupid
i fucking hate this
>hurr durr jokes on them i was just pretending
girls can be really stupid when they want
>>735875284
First law definitely gives a fuck.
∆E=q + w
This was a great thread....for the lols
no reply by now means it's over.
>>735861898
Well you should have followed guidelines like this:
>>735873970
Now you've made a rod for your own back. Treat em mean and keep em keen.
>>735875937
she did reply
>>735874006
OP, real talk here. You probably fucked this one up. You went in way too hard and heavy. She was being coy and she got freaked out because you went in too hard.
It's not fucked, though. Just lay off her for a bit. Let her come to you. If after a week she doesn't text you, ask her what's up? If she doesn't respond, it's over.
>>735876963
okay reply with this: 'trying to get nudes of this hot chick but she's not taking the hint'
>>735876963
One word replies vs paragraphs. Ye mate shes not into you. Ask for dat pusi pic just in case.
>>735877333
trips of truth
>>735877221
>>735877333
she's already sending them tomorrow
>>735876963
Tell her you're headed to bed and don't text her tomorrow. Text her after a day or two maybe 3
D e d .. fuckin D e a d, fucking kek
>>735877453
Why must you leave out these important details. You are truly an autistic virgin
>>735877453
alright great
now we've walked you thorugh this whole thing, can you post a pic of her? I want to see if she's worth the effort
>>735877568
This, the conversation would have been miles fucking different, what the actual fuck OP
You dumb fuck go to some prostitutes you won't get any with out paying
>>735877453
Do you have a pic of her(it)
What are you a gay¿
>>735877736
tons
don't feel like subjecting her to b
>>735877453
You're either the best troll or the most stupid person i've seen here, not sure
>>735877824
you ungrateful piece of shit
get the fuck out of here
Was OP just playing with us?
>>735877453
Well played. OP. You got us good. I'm not sure you got the reaction you were expecting though, did you? Nobody seemed to get it.
>>735877831
>>735877925
I hope so
>>735877824
Come on,just cover her eyes
>>735877824
Give us a fucking pic, now.
>>735861898
>Complimenting her like a beta cuck
>Wrote more text than her and not texting only one word replies
>No noods
Its already over lad
>>735877971
Dude I just wanted to know how to navigate out of the negative self image cycle
>>735878069
>No noods
>sucking this much at reading comprehension
Just read up to ops last image you autistic child, he's getting nudes.
>>735877824
Honestly kys we helped you out you fucking beta, just give us a pic
>don't feel like subjecting her to /b/
>but it's alright to post the conversations
>>735878258
Then make that clear from the beginning cunt. We wouldn't have given a shit otherwise we thought it was a quest for nudes.
>>735877453
You got the pics, just leave her now. Bitches yearn for unavailable guys.
>>735877333
Fucking this. Stop wasting your time with this thot you beta orbitting cuck and get back to fapping at trap threads
>>735878449
who ever said anything about nudes. i didn't.
i thought it was clear that was what i was after. i said as much.
gr@[email protected]
Fuck it /b/ros we ain't gonna get a pic because op is a pussy probably some obesE girl anyways
>>735878522
Give us a pic for fucks sake.
>>735878868
T H I S
>>735878868
>>735878941
>>735878449
>>735878309
>>735878065
>>735878025
>>735877736
>>735877613
>>735879297
holy shit
you're kidding right? that girl is pretty as fuck. how would autism like op catch that?
you sure she's 24 tho because she looks 15
>>735879472
i know she's pretty as fuck
she is 24.
Anon , please....
Stop the cringe
>>735879648
you sure? because she looks 15
>>735879297
Thanks,time to find her insta etc
>>735879701
yes i'm sure, 100%.
>>735879795
how can you be sure? because she looks 15
>>735879739
that's a screenshot of a snap... you're not going to find it using that
>>735879851
WHO CARES
>>735879795
you sure? because she looks like 15
>>735879795
I'm pretty sure she's 15 anon. seen her birth certificate yet?
>>735879876
i do, because she looks 15
>>735880088
nice get bro
>>735880148
Danke
I just got here, is OP grooming a minor?
>>735879739
Yeah sure you can find an insta, knowing that's she's a white brunette. Narrows it down to a billion women you internet warrior mongoloid.
>>735880318
She's fucking 23 years old, born in 93. God fucking damn it you autists
>>735880088
>>735879897
>>735879878
i'm not giving more pics, and it's because you guys keep saying she's 15. she's fucking 23 years old. you're pissing me off.
>>735880318
Yes
>>735862140
Yep
>>735880473
That went down a number I sense underage
>>735880473
We were just kidding, moar pls
>>735880473
you were never giving us any more pics anyway
which is a fucking tragedy because that girl is beautiful and I need to see more
>shame she's 15
>>735880622
i forgot her birthday is in october, so she turns 24 this year but right now she's 23
>>735880684
Whatever you say, sperglord.
Post them tots fegget
Heyyyy know this chick loooool.
Letting her know someone's postin her nudes on 4chan haha
>>735880956
>>735880956
you don't know her and i never posted any nudes of her lmfao
you guys are more autistic than me
>>735877925
The whole thing feels fake and gay now.
Schemed plot twist and fake retardation, you underestimate me op if you think i could fall for that one