Dubs decides my friends. Getting laid would be nice.
nude for nude?
>>735849031
i really like pussy but im a yuuuge pussy to actually work for it. That's why i like myself so much.
im a fag who says hey and nothing else
do you mind if my balls smell?
>>735849496
Roll
>>735849712
roll
>>735849031
> picture is her sitting on another man already
OP is a faggot
I have autism. Show me your tits.
I'm only on tinder because my mom told to find a girlfriend and move out of her basement...
How about you sit on my dick the same way you're sitting on his shoulders
im on tinder because im socially awkward and have a small dick lol
"Do you have updog?"
She says, what's updog?
"Nothing much, what's up with you"
nigger
>>735849847
> when you're actually blind
that is a woman
i hate niggers
>>735849936
Reroll
>>735849869
roll
Who the fuck is that you're sitting on?
who is the guy you are sitting on, and can my face be next?
WHY CANT I GET FUCKING DUBS
Do you enjoy massive multiplayer online games?
>>735849031
i want to turn your skin into a piece of high end luggage.
Giuliana take this L so I can call you GiuliAnal. Want to go see a movie?
Not dubs, but liked this one. Will update with response.
Dubs gets next one though.
>>735849936
Roll
>>735850169
i feel like ending in 69 is a omen for this comment, it feels like a winner
>>735850277
WINNER WINNER NIGGER DINNER
> DUBS NOW
>>735850293
Roll
>>735850277
Sent this to a different bitch.
>>735850296
ight good one op, let us know
>>735850227
Roll
I'm legally obligated to tell you that I'm a registered sex offender
Okay. Taking too long.
7 decides.
>>735850733
benis in vagina :DDDD
>>735850653
Roll
>>735850733
i wanna fuck that chub
>>735850733
My dick needs sucking, fat cunt. Suck it like you suck down doughnuts.
>>735850733
So, ya got a dick?
so, missy, id like to introduce you to mrd
>>735850733
You ever seen a grown man naked?
>>735850482
>>735850409
He did.
>>735850921
Roll
>>735850733
>>735850916
reroll.
>>735850925
reroll cause i think its clever
>>735850921
Rolliing
>>735850999
haha or i guess ill take trips thats gotta count
>>735850999
winrar
>>735850921
roll
>>735850999
>>735850999
Is it supposed to be Mr. D? Like my Dick? I don't get it.
>>735851287
seems like you get it
tell her that you're only down to fuck if it can be a three-way with your dad
1 decides this one while waiting for Missy to respond.
>>735851565
Hey, I wouldn't kick you out of bed for eating crackers
>>735851565
I'm only on tinder because my mom told to find a girlfriend and move out of her basement...
i'm a fgt and noone answers me i'm so sad
>>735851565
I'm blue balling, help a brotha out
>>735851565
I know this sounds strange, but I have a very expensive exact model replica of lightning mcqueen from the original cars movie stuck inside of my anus. Can you help me get it out? It's worth a lot of money
>>735851565
Anus
>>735851565
Hey is for horses and you have a long face
>>735851565
FUCK ME
>>735850733
My name is michael, how can I be of assistance to you today?
>>735850409
I want da booty, you got any dubloons?
>>735850733
Hi.
>>735850296
I would berry my dick so far inside you they'd call me king arthur
>>735852170
My mother's basement. Baby steps, you know.
I'm gay but you seem cool would you maybe want to chill or see a movie or something?
>>735852170
your moms basement
3 decides.
to your moms house
>>735852218
Rawl
>>735852278
Roll
>>735852170
Tiajuana. Gotta make a living as a tranny selling coke out of my ass. You interested?
>>735852291
Okay then*
>>735852278
Roll for 3
>>735852273
>>735852291
Nice and long, fit for my dick.
>>735852312
Rolling for this
>>735852291
So you good to suck me off now bitch?
gonna build a bomb. wanna help?
anywhere we can fuck then, doesn't matter
>>735852328
Rollan
>>735852400
Guess we'll just have to move in your room ;)
>>735852400
I'm joking, I'll have you know I graduated top of my class, I'm a fucking Navy Seal bitch take my 2 inch dick or I will have the entire swat team on your hairy sweaty ass.
>>735852541
roll
>>735852400
Rolling for >>735852328
>>735852400
Don't worry. I have my cat's litter box. I promise Cinnamon won't mind too much. Would that be enough?
>>735852580
haha send this shit
>>735852400
I'll furnish your basement.
>>735852400
Does the carpet match the drapes? I can furnish it if you need me to...
>>735852580
can you be any more cringy?
>>735852278
Rollarino
>>735852278
Rollin
>>735852400
How about you meet me for coffee and we can talk about where we'll move to then?
>>735852170
Your swamp
>>735852278
Rollerink
>>735852278
Rollpeperino
>>735852328
Roll
>>735852541
Rololol
I'm gay but you seem cool, would you want to hang out with me some time, maybe be friends?
>>735852901
Roll
>>735852901
Fucking roll
>>735852901
Holy shit roll
>>735852400
Not gonna lie, I got butterflies just thinking about the future we could have together
>>735852901
Rolling until I get it fuck this
>>735853011
WINRAR
>>735852901
this
also "spooning?"
>>735853011
winrar
deliver faggot
Also
>>735853063
roll again
>>735853043
Wanna eat a carrot out of my hand? It's my ultimate fetish to have horse sex
>>735853085
Delivar op
>>735853011
You know, me, you and your cold, dark basement. Everyday I'll bring you down a meal and you can be all mine, just mine.
>>735853129
Roll
>>735853129
roll
I have this fetish where I get rock hard when girls watch me eat lightly salted low fat almonds while wearing a bib, I hope that's not a problem with you is it?
>>735853011
Don't be a fag op
>>735853289
Roll
Bitches ain't responding. Think we scared them off mates.