Hello. My name is Garfield. I have been on this website for 3

no you wont

yes plz

totes just seen you on a faces of /b/ thread..Thought this was fake until I seen that incense stick.


Also thought you were h3h3

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God?

incense in dickhole

>>735843907
rolling

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Here we go
REMEMBER ME /b/

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light the stick while it's in your dick

he wanna do it...Are you going to light it? tip first?

Haha not going to happen

Stupid fat old prick :^]

>>735844330
date format invalid

>>735844373

His hair says 50, his face says 25.

>>735843907
i honestly dont even want to see that

hasn't even hit 10 minutes...He wanted to do it...

Weird..Dude

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>>735844471
come on.. what the fuck is this?

>>735844471
the face of /b/

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>>735844628

My dick is bleeding now

>>735844767
Noice

>>735844767
Got anything bigger? Sharpie maybe?

Today OP wasnt a faggot
But it might burn like hell next time you piss

>>735845015
Rolling for sharpie in dickhole

>>735844471
why the fuck is this not a video you faggot?

>>735844628
Wouldn't it be easier to put it in while hard rather than flaccid?

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Alright faggots. Last time. If someone gets trips I get sharpie in pooper as well

>>735845172
fucking cunt, make a webm.

>>735845111
Winrar?

>>735845235
I dont know how to

>>735845248
And fuck... Might as well

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>>735845172
Op is not a faggot, but he has ruptured his penis, and will die of septicemia.

OP, get hard, put incense stick in dick and light it, and try to fap and cum it out before it gets to the end and burns your dick

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I dont have a sharpie. Would a glue stick work?

>>735845544
Double dubs. Kek commands it

>>735845591
No, needs to be something bigger you cheating little fuck.

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>>735845111
WINRAR

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>>735845639
These were both mine
>>735845544
>>735845111
OP, kek demands you sacrifice your dick

>>735845591
OP, at what point in your life you were like
>You know what'd be cool? If I started sticking hazardous objects up my dickhole and shared the pictures with the whole world to see. Yeah, why not

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>>735845591
Butter knife.

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>>735845591

>>735845172
well, do it faggot

Op here. Let me go find something to stick in my ass now. I am not a faggot. I am OP who delivers

I want to see several lit incense in OP's pooper

Rollerino

>>735845888
triipss

>>735845888
trips demand something fucking big, 88 14

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Here we go /b/
Remember me

>>735845888
OP put your own fist up in to your ass.

>>735845888
Not sure if retarded or glorious

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>>735845888
Posting in above-average get thread

>>735845888
on this day, OP was not only not a faggot, but tripped himself.

Do it

>>735846044
What a massive faggot

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>>735845888
chek'd and confirmed!!

>>735846044
THIS IS GOOD, JUST DO IT!

>>735846044
1 man 1 beer

>>735846130
rest in pace

>>735846044
Just make sure to put the wider end of the bottle up in there, not the smaller, unless you intend to put it all in. Otherwise you are just another faggot.

Jesus Christ. What year is this? 2002? Get a proper cam, you faggot.

>>735846044
It's gonna break.

>>735846130
THIS OP!

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>>735846044

>>735846196
stfu, op is not some faggot, he can handle it.

>>735846196

wasn't there a video of a guy who had a glass bottle break up his ass and he had to scoop out the shards on video?

We may see 2.0 of that video now

>>735846292
He delivered!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>735846292
the fuck, op is a faggot. Glue stick was bigger, fucking faggot.

Why does OP always have to cheat their way out of their promises?

>>735846292
mfw

>>735846292
Wrong end OP, very disappointing

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Please post me in the screencap

Wat

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>>735846292
Farther OP.... push it in FARTHER

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>>735846292
On this day, op made /b/ great again. Put me in the screenshot plx.

Make it disappear.

>>735846433
A paradox. OP delivered but OP is still a faggot

DEEPER

>>735846433
DO IT FAGGOT

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>>735846433
That's gonna shatter if you push harder

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And I have redeemed /b/
I have a bleeding dick and a sore ass. Huzzah!

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>>735846433
DEEPER!

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>>735846433
GAWD YESH OP! TAKE IT ALL

>>735846582
This thread was shittier than your anus.

>>735846582
Sounds like a weekend in new jersey

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My name was Garfield. King of /b/'s Faggots!

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>>735846433
Chek'd
And
Witnessed!

>>735846659
No Garfield, idiot of the week

>>735846659
Op was not a faggot today...

>>735846659
Thanks OP gonna jerk it to your pale flabby ass tonight

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Now I shall forever be known as the faggot OP who delivered. Death waits for no one. Goodbye /b/ just wanted to deliver something before I kill myself

>>735845503
I am interested in the size of this thing. Do you have moar?

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thanks op

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>>735846659
All hail The King of /b/!

>>735846852
What a disgusting human being

>>735846852
deliver suicide

If trips an hero

>>735846856
Size of what thing? Like how tall am I?

>>735846852
Do you want to get a drink, instead?

>>735846852
No.
You have proven yourself worthy of life.

>>735847074
Just saying it's one of the most perfect bodies I've ever seen. Didn't know it was you. Yes. I like. A lot.

yeah but did he light the incense stick

Give me a streaming website I dont have to pay anything for and I will an hero

>>735847288
Thanks! I'm 5'7", btw.

>>735847475
Your height isn't what I meant. It's your hips and ass. They are pleasing on the eyes. Do you have moar?

>>735847563
Not in that particular swimsuit.
Let me look around for something here.

>>735847470
No
Op must live.

Tell me how to livestream for free and I will kill myself with a 12 gauge shot gun to the face

>>735847720
It's uh. Not the swimsuit I like. But ya. Diamonds. Can't stop looking at you ass

>>735847820
Don't kill yourself. I hear it's boring. We just ordered pizza. Come over and play Mario kart 64 instead. Our treat.

I'll take a pic of it to show you guys