Dubs?

>>735843700
Gurl, my week's been about as busy as your lipstick on a tuesday night

Well the charred corpse smell finally left my house. Still though, teach that little bitch kid not to litter..

My sister's name is Megan
Unrelated question
You like incest porn?

>>735843700
Is she aware you're doing this?

>>735843700
Hey beautiful, been getting tucked in the was lots lately. It always makes my hole weak.

>>735843700
It was going fine but ever since you text I'm weak in the knee's

>>735843700
Fine, do you think you could share me a nude pic though?

>>735843700
I've been wanting to fuck you ever since I saw you. You turn me on and that's the truth.

>>735843700
How's my week going? I think you mean "how's the weak getting?" As in my knees, when I'm around your presence, m'lady *tips fedora 3 times for good luck and to be a gentleman*

>>735844122
DELIVER OP!

>>735843700
You in that shirt reminds me of my dick peeping out of its foreskin

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Relax

>>735843895
froll

>>735844258
Nah
>>735844200
Is first, numerically

>>735844336
Actually no I'll just send you a dick pic first, okay? Then you next.

>>735843700

"I am in bitches
Stepped in so far that, should I wade no more,
Returning were as tedious as go o'er."

BTW are you over 300 pounds? because anyone under that turns me off

>>735844383
Rollan

>>735844422

WINRAR

>>735843700
What is this app?

If I eat that ass like groceries, will you kiss me after?

>>735844605
Bumble. It's an even more feminist version of Tinder where the female has to message first or else you get unmatched

Come on OP, where is the reply?

K

>>735843700
Wana play Mariokart?
Winner shits on the loser's face.

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Woopa

>>735845731
Nah but seriously can I eat your ass while I look at your fedora and stare in to your eyes? Let's become one

>>735845731
Golly what a keeper.
Good on you OP. Take her dor a treat.

Bend over and i'll pee in your butt

>>735845869
Roll.

>>735845731
Bitch, the only eggs I like are fried or fertilized. Gimme sum o dat pro succ and see were we get bof

>>735845999
WE HAVE A WINNER

>>735845731
OK funny but really I want to see your beautiful pussy spread wide open. You are a beautiful woman and I want to slid my cock inside of you

>>735845999
Check'd and kek'd

>>735845999
Trips

Do you like fried food?

>>735845999

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!!!

There's an old man eating clam in the backyard

>>735846223
OK funny but really I want to see your beautiful pussy spread wide open. You are a beautiful woman and I want to slid my cock inside of you

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>>735846223

How about the Astros best record in baseball

>>735846374
Bump

I am going to kill you. this isn't a threat. You can call the cops but it's too late.

HEY DO YOU LIKE GOLDFISH? ME TOO HAHAHA

Send a dick pic

Let's make this official and have the walls ooze our juices

>>735846223
You pickin up wat I'm droppin? I want u to succ muh dicc. Yo lips look mighty strowng fo dat. Pls, a nigga needs a good nut

>>735846436
Roll

>>735846436
roll

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"it'll go better when you get over here and suck my cock baby ;) "

>>735846468
Pls do this OP

And even with a broken heart
I love you even still
but if i cant change your mind then no 0one will

>>735846466
Winrar!

>>735845731
Is this a cringe thread?
Holy shit, she's insecure.

you are fat and ugly why are you using this shitty app?

>>735846801
roll haha