To all straight male anons, if you were offered $3000 to suck

Is he going to be making noise and shit?

I would do it for half, thats a fucking bargain

id take the 3k and when i get to his house id fucking rob him and all his shit, then kill the gay fuck.

I'm perfectly straight and I would do it for $5. Money is money, I don't care how I get it.

>>735841968
How many times you gonna post this today?

>>735841968
Probably not, 3k is a lot of cash, but 10 minutes of dick sucking, and eating cum? fuck that.

>>735841968
Are you kidding me? Easiest money of my life. no kissing though

>>735841968
>STD free
>gay man
Pick one fag

>>735841968
Yes cuz I've sucked 3 different penises in my young life. Sucking a penis is just like sucking a finger to me, it's no big deal. I'm not gay, do not go out of my way to pickup men in any way and would prefer to pay women for sex rather than get it easy with men (which you could within 1 hour at any time of day).

My only exception is 11-16 year old boy penises. Those small things turn me on and I'd love to play with one, especially in a shower. Yum.

But I need the money right now to pay off bills so $3000 for a 10 minute blow is nothing.

Dude I sucked my cousins cock when he was sleeping and I did that for FREE.
So Fuck Yeah, gimme that cash

Yes I'm desperate for money 815 illinois

>>735842522
what if the guy hasn't showered in 1 week? Would you still suck?

>>735841968
could I choose the guy? i'd probably be more comfortable with a twink then with a super buff dude

>>735842668
Make that faggot clean his dick.

>>735842575
>not gay
>sucked 3 different penises
lmfao

>>735841968
Dude, quit whacking off to other dudes saying they'd suck your dick. Put up the 3K on Craigslist of GTFO. Sick of this spam.

>>735841968
I would because right now Im financially unstable. Id even be willing to be some dudes slave boy on kik so if you're interested my kik is XRays4U

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>>735841968
Hell ya....but I dont want no small cock...I want one that will gag me

>>735841968
Is he black?

>>735842825
Technically, being a homosexual is the attraction to another man or men. Sucking a dick doesn't warrant actual attraction.

I would, I wouldn't like it. But I love money more than I hate the idea of sucking cock. So I would suck him and swallow every drop.

And then hate myself a little

No.

>>735842825
Nah bro it aitn gay nigga it aint gay.

>>735843000
trips 4 truth

I would definitely have to be drunk, but yeah, $3000 will get me a shit ton of booze...to wash away the fagness.

>>735843000
I mean who would suck a dick without being at leas attracted to dick

>>735841968
for you op
http://pridw.com

>>735841968
>$3000 for ten minutes of work
at that point i'd be retarded not to suck that dick

>>735843000
It's not sucking dick that makes you gay
It's LIKING sucking dick

>>735843204
Crackheads.
People desperate for money.
I mean, hookers suck dick everyday, and I'm sure half of them aren't attracted to their customers.

I've been bukkake'd for free so sure, I'll take the money for something so mild and only 10 minutes? Pfft that's nothing

>>735841968
yes

I just stuck my finger in my mouth for ten minutes.
So...no, fuck that.

If he dressed and passed as a woman/trap I would do it. Otherwise, fuck no.

Is it weird that the idea of sucks a dude off makes me feel physically disgusted, but I fucking love traps

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>>735842950

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you bet i would

>>735843204
Someone getting paid three grand to do it

>>735842575
The question was proposed to all straight males. Your mouth has been deflowered and defiled

>>735841968
is this serious because id do that for even 1 grand Ive never needed money in my life like i do rn

For another $3000, I'd let him fuck the hell out of my ass.

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$3,000 Isn't even a lot of money. Its not going tochange your position in life so why would that seem worth it

>>735843492
Me too

>>735843439
nooooooooooooooooo

>>735843411
can I have him???

>>735843384
Yes it is weird

>>735843420
yeah but the guy wasn't talking about the question he said he ALREADY sucked 3 dicks,(im assuming for free) so he's either bi or gay

>>735841968

Bump it to 5k, and I'd throw in a prostate massage.

>no homo

>>735842668
>Would you still suck?
no, fuck that, OP indicated that he's clean

>>735843393

shouldn't the woman be supreme intelligence?

>>735843529
because it's literally 3000k for 10 minutes of work

>>735843812
Infinitely, technically.
But what do you expect? probably some /pol/tard made that.

>>735841968
£300.000 then mabye, no swallowing though. Why did you specify a gay mans cock, surly its just the same in that situation?

>>735841968
Biggest risk factor in gay sex is HPV. Penile and throat cancer from HPV are rarely ever warned of, and there is no absolute test for HPV. It is a silent killer.

With the HPV vaccination, $3000 would be a good deal, without it, $3000 won't do shit towards medical bills and the effects of throat cancer.

>>735841968
I'd suck your dick for 50$, for 3k you could take me from behind if you wanted.

>>735844017
Your so dumb for real. OP clearly said the guy is STD free. It's a perfectly clean cock

>>735844083
I'm thinking you're at least bi. You seem quite eager to suck and fuck men

>>735841968
i'd suck it for 10 hours provided its a rate of 3k per 10 mins. holy shit thats easy money. #nohomo

>>735843929
10 minutes of work, your dignity as a man and probably some mental anguish at the very least

>>735844340
while your assumption is spot on, I'm also super strapped for money, so the monetary incentive is pretty strong

I sucked a guy off and be sucked me off and rimmed me for £150 and I thought that was a lot for under an hours work. Never did it again and now know guys arnt my thing but 3000 for 10 minutes work is easy enough

>>735844555
I think you're hiding behind the money. You offered up your ass quicker than a horny baboon in heat

>>735844500
>your dignity as a man and probably some mental anguish
lol, why would it have any effect on any of these things?

I know I am straight, and I'd do it by my own will, it's not like I'll get raped. Easiest 3k of my life.

If he cums in 4 minutes, do you still have to suck for 6 more minutes?

>>735841968
I don't do it, my honor first

>>735844909
Nope, at least I don't think i'm hiding behind the money.

>admitting to being bisexual:
I've had sex with both men and women before

>Monetary Incentive:
3k would pay my bill for atleast 3 months, when i can barely afford 1 month

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>>735845144
This guy is a businessman

>>735841968

im straight, not rich.

anyone who wouldnt suck dick for three grand is deluding themselves. thats too much money son

>>735845144
Maybe if you manage to get him hard and cum again before the ten minutes are up, you get another 3k.

A penis literally just skin. It's like the same thing as sucking your finger and probably less germy.

>>735845517
Cock sucking overtime pay.

I also want to know if you can give him a priming handjob before the 10 min counter starts. Edge him then its faster done in 30 seconds. Gulp and wheres the cash?

>>735842668
>gay man
>hasn't showered in 1 week

Not possible

>>735841968
>straight
Yup

>>735845844
Just a piece of advice,
>X is really just Y
is a completely retarded argument. Please don't ever use it again

>>735846039
No handjob, all mouth from start to finish

>>735841968
I could use the money

>>735846117
is he wrong?

>>735846771
>same thing as sucking your finger
Does your finger shoot cum?
Does your cock have fingernails?
Yes he's wrong

>>735846771
I am not saying that sucking that dick for 3k makes you gay, I've posted in the thread saying I'd do that, it'd be the easiest money of my life.

But that argument is bullshit. It's the same argument pedos use to try and justify themselves.
>B-b-b age is just a number anon
Bullshit

>>735844915
If you're straight it should bother you if you did some shit like that. The very thought should repulse you

>>735848062
No dude, because I am so sure I am straight I don't care if I do this for 10 minutes in order to get 3k. I am doing it by my own volition, to get 3k for 10 minutes (and less) of work

>>735841968
This shit is posted everyday. No straight person is going gay, unless they get 'fuck you' money. Money for generations.

>>735842257
internet tough guy right here

lol no I'm not so broke 3k would make me swallow some faggots load.

I'd say the point I'd start considering it is around 25k.

>>735848507
literally this. I have several grand in my bank account right now....why the fuck would I do this and have horrible memories and guilt over another few thousand, wtf?

I'm bisexual so it's a win-win, I get to enjoy sucking a dick while jacking myself off and get $3,000.


Suck it, straightfags.

>>735848685


Oh and for the purposes of the thread I would just say I'm "straight", even though I'm bi.

Hope that clears it up for any of you haters.

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>>735848685
check your privilege

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>>735841968
No disease and GURANTEED secret? Pay off my credit card and build a gaymen PC for 10 minutes of being a faggot that only I and some guy I'll never see again will know. So yes I'd do it

>>735848426
Its been said already but $3,000 won't change your life no matter how poor you are. Just doesn't seem worth it

I'd do it for free. And he wouldn't last 10 mins with my dick sucking skills

>>735841968
$3000 isn't really a lot of money, start going into tens of thousands and you might convince some straight people to do it
t. fag

>>735849004
true it won't. Then again it's 3k for 10 minutes of minimum effort work. The question is why would you not suck that dick

>>735841968
how about a straight man's dick?

>>735841968
No

>>735849090
>>proven faggot

>>735841968

not bragging but that's less than 1% of my net worth / savings, so no

>>735841968
Most of /b/ would do it for free.

>>735841968
Yes.... yes i would

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>>735841968
No

>>735849550
>net worth less then half a mil
>think thats anything to brag about

shit dude my starter house was $700,000 lolol

>>735847209
no to both but they're both the same skin, which was his point, i think.
>>735847263
i don't see how that argument is similar at all.

I'd do it for free

Id suck it dry for 3k

>>735841968
Yes obviously everyone would.

>If you could do something shameful but nobody knew for thousands of dollars would you do it?

yes, are you offering?

>>735841968
Nope.

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>>735849896
>paying for a house
Poor family detected.

>>735841968
I'm not gay, but 3k is 3k.

>>735842950
>mfw all printers print to scale.

>>735844017
Acting like you don't already have it

>>735850960
/thread

I'd be too tempted to make a case when my wife refused to swallow.

>i'm not doing that

>why honey it's not that bad ive done it

>>735842668

Still do it. $3k is a lot of money for 10 minutes. I'd do it all day; make $144k in an 8 hour day. If you take it on as a full-time job, you're looking at $720k in a week. Do it for a month, you're looking at over $3 million, which means yearly we're talking $36 million per year. After taxes, it'll be closer to $20 million (I live in NYC so I get shafted. Hard.)

Have you ever had $20 million? Have you ever *made $20 million a year*, at a 9-5? I sure haven't.

I'm not that greedy, and I think a few million is enough for anyone. I'd probably do an hour a day. At a full year, that's around $4.5 million a year; let's call it $2.5 mill after taxes. I'd probably end up doing that for at least 2 or 3 years. I'd probably get lazy and take some more days off, and make a bit less, but I think I'd be fine with that. =)

>>735841968
I'd do it for free

>>735849004
3k isn't a lot in the grand scheme of things, but it can make a difference

>>735841968
I'd do it for $3050.00

>>735850041
But they're not the same skin, for one thing the position is completely different, Fingers don't get all that sweaty and are easy to clean at a moment's notice, between your legs is considerably harder and gets very sweaty very easily, and it's where you pee from, and in close proximity to where you shit from. Do the fucking math.

I have herpes, but for $3000 bucks, I'd considered passing it onto a man one time

>>735842257
damn what a badass do you wear tapout shirts too

>>735852670
your mouth would be swole as fuck

>>735842257
You are black. I bet my life on it.

why am i surprised that almost every single reply is yes, no wonder you fags havent kissed a girl yet

Because im not gay and the thought is nauseating. U might be gay nigga