Have you ever been in a fight? Post your fight stories ITT.

>>735823798
That wasnt a fight.

>>735823798
I blame Sleeveless' father.
No skill whatsoever.
Dropping your guard? Even when he's telegraphing a haymaker?
C'mon, son.

>13yo
>felt invincible
>stuck up for a friend who was getting bullied
>told the bully to go fuck himself and pushed him away
>later that day after school
>walking home by myself
>get suckerpunched out of nowhere
>can only see bright white
>fall to the ground and feel blows all over my body
>no pain because adrenaline
>manage to get up and run away

Heard from eyewitnesses later that the bully met up with his white trash 19yo cousin and set him on me. After the suckerpunch he just wailed on me, kicking me in the face and then ran away. The bully kid bragged about the next day while I recovered.

>>735823798
At least he let him get up

>>735824677
That wasn't smart. Kids these days with their delusions of honor. Should have kicked him in the face.

>go to public school in Southern California
>giant weakling, anybody could beat me up
>would constantly insite fights
>record on my flip phone
>would text videos to people for cash

Was around 12 yo. This short but popular guy gets mad at me for no reason. Been bullied too much. He poses as a retard he is and my foot ends in his face. 1 shot K.O. Never felt as good

>>735823798
No, but a bully punched me in the face in eight grade.

>be me
>get on schoolbus
>falconpunch.jpg
>smashes my nose, which doesn't bleed, thank our God Emperor
>sit down in seat
>start to cry because it hurts
>fellow classmate hits bully with purse and calls him an "asshole"
>think about starting "Black Lives Matter" movement
>decide...not yet

I've been in hundreds of fights!! Knocked a guy out last night at the bar, he was disrespecting the bar tender who is a friend of mine. I called him a jerk off and he swung at me, I punched him once in the face and he fell on the ground and was out cold for about 3 minutes!

>>735825938

How are your summer holidays treating you?

3 fights just on sunday i got arrested, lil brother escaped cops. guys went hospital i went police station.
come to ireland boys, we fight and we drink and we're the best at both

>>735825938
How come you've been in so many fights?

>>735823798
>be me
>never been in a fight

>>735826130
Cool story bro, how's your job in the callcenter?

>>735826730
dont work in a callcenter

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>bully comes up to me one day in highschool
>this is it
>i've ignored his warnings for too long
>he's gonna teach me submission
>i slam my heel onto his kneecap
>his kneejoint is completely obliterated
>his leg bends backwards
>he screams in agony
>disabled to this day
>i got away with it because the court judged me to have been provoked
>mfw

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>>735826655
same here anon

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>>735823798
>be 16
>visiting colleges with best friend
>tired because had to get up early, stressed about pre-college responsibilities , cold because it's winter
>finish the tour, go outside to wait for his dad
>pull out my phone to check shit
>he suddenly "slaps" me in the face
>I say "slap" because he was obviously messing around but he's also heavy handed so it kinda hurt
>(I'm not surprised by it though because we always would hit each other for fun because teenage boys)
>My mood is already kinda off that day though so I slap him 2x as hard
>he grabs his cheek and looks at me
>I notice I busted his lip
>he tries to punch me but I block his arm, hit him in the chest and push him away
>he knocks my phone out of my hand and it cracks open on the cement floor
>NowImMad
>pick up my broken phone and get ready to punch him in the neck
>notice a few of the college staff are looking at us
>even though we're both fuming we decide to stop, we don't talk for a little bit after that
>fast forward 3 years we're still best friends and laugh about our fight and what the college staff mustve been thinking

>>735826582
It's the internet and he's lying. If the fight is a real fight than someone is going to jail. Maybe not the first or second time, but they will. If that faggot knocked someone out at the bar and the guy was out three minutes than the cops were called or the bar is in deep shit and a lawsuit.

>>735823798
Used to fight a lot when I was about 11-12. I was a quiet kid, was friends with people that were either bullied or started shit they couldn't finish, so I just dealt with them most of the time. Never been hit in the face, remember grabbing a kid's fist as he swung at my face once and people thought I was a fucking superman or something. As I got older I avoided fights, I'm a small guy now. Never had any personal trouble though, tend to handle situations pretty civil.

>>735823798
yea thats not a fight its a sucker punching faggot and if you are the faggot that defends sucker punching than you are a faggot too and should kill yourself

>>735826582
I'm an insecure faggot

>>735827541
>talk shit
>get hit

>>735827788
so from no audio and backstory you know who was the bully, the aggressor and the one talking shit
kill yourself

>>735827967
If you saw it with audio, the faggot deserved it

>>735823798
>be me 11
>on blades
>some idiot 15 yr old drives right at me falls off his bike
>starts a fight
>i bottle it
>get shit kicked out of me
>he gets up and starts walking away
>take my blades off
>start boiling
>run behind him, grab the back of his head and throw my ass on the floor (running bulldog)
>his face smashes into a hundred pieces, shattered cheeks, destroyed orbital, bust nose.
>get 3 years of juvenile with daily school escort

The only reason it didn't ruin my life is because I did good at school. If I was a nigger I'd probably be dead now.

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Got in a fight once with a friend of mine in the 7th grade over a girl we both liked. I got one pretty clean punch to his face and saw him just go blank for a second or two. Right after that he said everything had just gone white, and I was like "Oh shit, really??" and fight was over.

Another time I was probably talking too much shit like I always did in junior high school and a bully came to me and started trying to swing on me. I managed to block every swing and then he stopped fucking with me because he thought I knew karate or something. Dude was just really slow.

>>735827541
>solid eye contact
>argument in full swing
>"sucker punched"

The fuck was he supposed to wait for? An invitation? People don't slap each other with gloves anymore, faggot. You've obviously never been in a real fight. Sometimes they just happen.

>>735827967
i can see mouths moving and i can see the victim's mouth running off when he gets slapped, so there is a reasonable assumption to be made.

Not to mention just because YOU haven't seen this clip with audio doesn't mean not a single person has, you self-absorbed douche

>>735828790
where you at bro?
seriously, im going to come to your house and punch your right in your faggot face
I'm sure you would be totally cool with me busting your fucking teeth down your throat because I don't need an invitation
yes I have been in plenty of fights
I'll wait for you to post your address

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>>735829357

>>735829540
solid argument
gets told so you post a gun
total fucking pussy

Was the smallest little kid.
Didnt hit puberty until like 17.
Shot up from 5'8 tp 6'2.
Still have the mentality of a little kid at 19.
Bully steals my friends weed.
We confront him.
Bully stands up and hits my friend in the face.
friend falls backwards and knocks himself out on a rock.
just me now.
"Am i next i ask?"
"im gonna put you right by your friend" says bully
bully throws haymaker
i block it and hit him with a right
blood shoots from his nose
i back up and fall down out of shock
bully goes into rage and rushes me
i somehow juto him down to the ground beside me
i get on top
i start wailing for survival
i hit him like 20 times
i put him in the steiner recliner and pull his head back to see his face
its covered in blood. i release him and he walks home.

poor guy was fighting years of pent up rage mixed with survival instinct

>>735827541
That hook was obvious as fuck. The two of them had squared up, face to face. He didn't even hit the guy when he went down. He waited patiently for him to get back up. I'd call that a far fairer fight than a few I've seen and been in.

>>735829699

>not using a gun

Sucker. If you were smart you'd realize that cheaters always win.

I lost my first fight. Talked shit to a bigger kid when in middle school. I was sitting on the floor. He got up, ran to me, and pounded me in the head until someone took him of me. Didn't hurt as much as I thought it would and I didn't get ko'd. I just didn't fight back.

Second fight some pipsqueak fuck and his football buddies were messing with me in high school. I am a big dude (builtfat) and always have been. I tossed the little guy sideways into a bank of lockers. He went out. Took the three of his (fairly big) friends to subdue me, but not before I dislocated one of their arms and broke two of my fingers. I'd call that a draw.

Been in plenty more, but those are my first two. Latest one ended up with me taking a ride in a squad car while the cop and I laughed about dumb shit. I'm not a violent person either. I'm usually one of the most chill people you'll ever meet. I just hate bullies and being backed into a corner.

>>735829825
I *always* carry a small lock-blade knife. Has gotten me out of plenty of fights before they began. Most people see you pull a weapon and they suddenly lose the will to fight. Especially if you look somewhat intimidating anyway. Which, apparently (according to friends) I do.

> be me 9th grade
> that weird kid with no friends
> everybody hated me
> only time anyone was nice was when they wanted something
> bullied by a fat kid in 4th period whole semester long
> just tried to put up with it cus can't afford to get suspended
> tell every teacher I can
> nobody does jack shit
(What did I expect?)
> tell principals
> again no help
(Should've learned by now)
> fast forward to last week of school
> only been getting worse
> patience gone
> about to beat the shit out of him
> bell rings so I say fuck it I'm going home instead
> the next morning I get to school and his first period is gym
> mine is an ag (agriculture) class
> gym is on the way to the ag department
> hear him in the locker room
> idea.jpg
> take bookbag off and wait
> fat ass is first one out of the locker room
> rush in and start swinging
The next few minutes are a blur of adrenaline
> Next thing I remember fight's over and fat ass is sitting on me
> mfw the story still says I won
(I to this day have no idea how)
> suspended for the remainder of the school year
> ok fine
> get home everybody's proud cus I stood up for myself
> early summer vacation

>>735830477
I've had other fights similar but only one of which did the story acknowledge my loss (the only other one I did lose)

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>>735823798
>>Be me
>>White as fuck
>>See dad after walking when I was born
>>He's black as fuck
>>Gets pissed, call my mom a liar
>>Black baboon says it's true
>>Punch him, but miss, and he cuts off my hand

>>735826130
I'm down for drinking part.

>>735830477
>>735830614
I got one other one I can greentext if you guys wanna hear it. T'was me in 8th grade
>>735830685
Well shit man

>>735830437

>carrying a knife not a gun

You're fucked if we ever meet.

>>735824783
You are a nigger. With a hard R.

>>735824158
looks pretty much like a fight to me

>>735824361
but you must admit the other guy is build, probably has the arm of a size of sleeveless' leg

>>735824783
Yeah, if it's life and death maybe.
That's just so people can say it was a fair fight, I think.

>>735823798
>be german
>be in university
>play rugby
>be 6´2 and about 240lbs
>was on one party and leave with for another party at "dorm pub" (i live two jouses away in the same complex)
>arrive
>some guy immidiatly starts trashtalking me like:"i know you talk shit about me"
>i dont even know that guy
>i camly continue drinking beer with my friends
>his friends contain him but he keeps talking shit and challanges me to fight from the distance
>after one or two hours pub closes, that guy isnt to be seen
>decide to continue drinking with my friends and some guy who tags along at my place
>cont

>>735829357
Gun poster wasn't me. I'm in Texas, where are you, faggot?

>>735831849
Go on

>>735831134
I carry a knife, a gun, another gun, club, taser, pepper spray, another knife, hand cuffs, k-9 and these hands, mother fucker.

>t. Cop

>>735823798
To be fair, dude that won had a lot more weight on him, plus that first few punches looks like it frazzled him so much couldn't fight back much

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>>735831849
>right in front of the stairs to the door of my house he and about 7-10 of his friends hang around
>exchange insults
>a mutual accquintance tries to keep us both calm
>i stay calm and turn around, ready to just go in and let it be
>then i catch a punch from behind while on the stairs
>i grab that motherfucker and drive him into a street lantern
>friend is between him and lantern - sorry.jpg
>drive the cumgargler into the plant bed next to us and start punching his face
>let go after three or four punches and hes now crouching on his knees and elbows facing away from me
>grab him by the neck and ask if hes had enough
>has enough
>i let him go and he runs off
>realize even his friends didnt bother to intervene anymore

my neighbor (american exchange student) actually saw the whole thing and ran out of his building
>he brought pie
>mfw both groups (minus dickhead) get pie

than my group and i head in, continue to drink and leave my flat in a disgusting state

>>735832706
don't confuse these people with facts
if you sucker punch someone in the face 300 times and let them stand up and you knock them out that makes you a better fighter
period.

>>735823798
I was being a cunt once, and got a black eye.

I didn't cry though. It was more like I sat there in shock.

Was like "I can't believe you done this"

>>735830685
kek

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>>735823798

>>735834048
stupid niggers

>>735834048
see the white guy is just a bad fighter
because you don't need an 'invitation' to fight

>>735823798
When I was in 4th grade it was the last day of school. Some Armenian kid was giving me shit. This dude has been a pain in my ass all year. I'm leaving the room and he's following me so when I reach the door I spin around and swing, BAM, connect with his face. Down he goes. I booked it out of there before the hammer could fall. They scooped me up later anyway.

It's the only times I've really attacked someone. I wrestled my bro a few times but that was to subdue him when he went apeshit.

>>735834299

You're conflating getting nigger'd with both people squaring up and someone throwing a first punch unexpectedly.

Kys

>>735834048

You think that kid was like "Oh shit sir are you okay?" Nah that little nigger was about to run the dude's pockets.

>>735831849
>>735833338
and still you are the massive faggot

>>735834715
k
kys fag

>>735834987
I would beat shit out of you in real mate, turn you into bloody unidentifiable mush

>>735827322
Sounds like a true friendship to me. Good stuff, haha

>>735834299
>confusing competition, street fight, and assault as virtually interchangeable

It's ok, anon. Not everybody leaves their basement.

>>735824625
so, that's a recipe for revenge...
anything planed yet?
>shit in the mailslit?
>tacks in their car tires?
>something involving butyric acid?

Nobody "fights" nowadays, so I avoid getting into them in general, never been in a proper one. I know a lot of friends who've been in them and most just get fucking cheap shotted when they aren't looking and beat up when they're down because people are cowardly faggots with no morals.

>>735834048
Niggers be nogging

I was sleeping with my roomates gf for about 3 months, he comes home early to see her coming out of my room naked. He gets pissed and goes out side and takes a bat to my car. I quickly get dressed and try to stop him. He starts punching me so i grab his arms, he tries to kick me, eventually he just starts crying. He gets in his car and leaves. Next day when i come home from work all his shit is gone and shes asleep in my bed. We never officially date but she lives with me and we continue fucking for a few months, until i get a gf and kick her out.

>>735836272
champ

>>735835289
k
i didn´t write that to impress someone on the internet with my strength but,
no

>>735836272
sure you did, kid.

>>735836272
You're a bad friend.

>>735836615
We were friends only because we were roomates

>>735836390
sure, but you are still way to self confident, suck my cock and swallow

>>735835849
no, don't try to change your argument now
>The fuck was he supposed to wait for? An invitation? People don't slap each other with gloves anymore, faggot. You've obviously never been in a real fight. Sometimes they just happen.
you can't play both sides of the fence
its ok, anon. not everyone is autistic like you

>>735823798
What a champ. Let the guy stand back up, too many videos of people just laying into people on the ground.

As for personal experience with fights, on 2 occasions I punched people in the face at school, but they were the only punches thrown. Not because I knocked them out or anything, it was just one hit, they just kinda backed off and it ended.

Other than that I've been unfortunate enough to be be group jumped on like 5 or 6 occasions and some light to moderate beatings. Had my elbow broken in one of them, and my jaw has a permanent click from one of the others.

Also had a knife pulled on me when walking home with a girlfriend but I basically grabbed her hand and crosses the street and the guy kinda just walked after us for a bit but then walked off.

>>735836272
you are just lucky, thats all
I would have introduced the bat to you personally
the only person asleep in your bed would be you in a coma
funny how people like you never think how situations could have ended up differently

>>735837278
Ok cool, but thats not what happened

>>735836864
Didn't have to change it.

From the nigger's perspective, he didn't need an invitation. He just decided to hit the man. The difference being, that was assault. The white man had zero awareness that he was about to get jacked because he was never in a confrontation.

The two rednecks were completely aware of what was going on and what might happen bit the skinny one didn't know enough to create distance or to hit first. It's not rocket science. Also, you never told me when you were coming. I'll even pick you up at dfw airport.

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>get wasted
>lose my shit on some yuppie in a bar
>beat his ass in the parking lot
>really kicking and punching the living shit out of him
>cops show up, end up in jail
>get fucked by a billion lawers in court
>spend 5 years and 4 months in cell like picture

>>735837538
that's pretty nice for a prison. 5.3 years for assault is really harsh though. sorry to hear that, /b/ro

>>735837698
Yep I guess, Kumla high security prison in Sweden..
>harsh
That's what you get when you beat up some suit with important parents..
I fucked up. But he deserved it.

>>735837449
>The two rednecks were completely aware of what was going on and what might happen
>Implying you know what two random rednecks are thinking
assault is assault and don't act like one isn't the same as the other
If you think sucker punching someone in the face is just 'the beginning of a fight' and not a crime you are mentally retarded
have a glass of milk kid

>>735831134
Hopefully we never fight and we can discuss what kind of handgun you're carrying and why it's probably shit.

Like I said in the post above the one you quoted, I'm a totally chill dude.

>>735831686
that

Sleeveless confused looks for prowess, he even doesn't react when the dude starts to step in...

>>735837949
The beginning of the fight was when they got inches from each others face. That's bit someplace you want to be when you're in that heated of an argument. It's like saying "the fuck you gonna do, bitch" and expecting them to do nothing. For all we know that's exactly what was said? No audio.

Again, you don't know much about what it's like to get into fist fights. Have a glass of water, city boy. Your fear response is giving you cotton mouth.

>>735823798
Only one. It was stupid as shit.

>Be drunk with friends
>go to little food shop downtown
>some little faggot trying to start fights with everyone, including a guy in a cast with a brken arm.
> His reasoning "It's my birthday I can do whatever I want"
>We go get food
>come out little shit still trying to fight with everyone, his friend bumps into my buddy knocking his food on him "Oh I'm not saying sorry for that"
>Buddy is just like what the fuck ever
>We start to walk away
> Hear "That's right you faggots walk away"
>Drunk me is having none of this, get right in his face telling him to either shut the fuck up or just walk the fuck away.
>My hands are at my sides, he punches me in the face
>I drop to the ground mainly due to surprise and drunkeness, get up almost immediately
>Too drunk to know who hit me
>Go to biggest guy there (his buddy who bumped my friend) right in his face, "Did you just fucking hit me"
>guy suddenly becomes giant pussy, "no man it wasn't me"
>Go to next guy in line who is guy who hit me "You little motherfucker"
>Guy suddenly doesn't want to fight anymore, starts backing up quick
>Chase him across street tackle him hard, and pull his leg out at same time
>Smashes head on parked car, proceed to repeatedly punch him in the face
>Get rolled over, push one hand on his face twisted his head so he can't hit me, proceed to punch him
>Police out of nowhere show up and break it up
>Luckily there's a guy lying in the middle of the road down the street
>Police tell us to go the fuck home

>>735838443
your argument is based on pure speculation and assumption
>For all we know that's exactly what was said?
You don't know anything of what was said
I've been in fights kid, I don't know about you
But I can only hope one day someone sucker punches you and and as you lay there they land kicks to your face and hopefully the last thought that crosses your mind is 'at least this was a fair fight'

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Yesterday was my first fight for a while w/ my dad.

>Daddy issues when I was 2
>Real fucked up shit happened so he was pretty much exhaled from the family, everyone utterly hates him

>Yesterday, grandfathers funeral
>He showed, first time I had seen him in my life
>Was told by the minister in the funeral hall that he wrote the speech that she would say in front of everyone
We'll call my grandfather J and my grandmother K
>Half way through the service she says "And J and K bared a child to D (my dad)"
>"Then J would go on to be the proud grandfather of C (My younger sister) and X(apparently that was the other kid he had)"
The fuckwit removed my name from the speech and the obituary's.
I didn't cause a scene, I just waited.
>After the service was finished I went to fill in the memory book at the end of the room, you know the one with pictures, pages for people to sign and all that? Yeah he ripped out my pictures and also the page that was for me to sign...
I. Was. Fucking. Fuming.

We was then invited to go to a different building for refreshments and to mingle, bar that was serving tea/coffee, and food.

>My little sister went to the bar to get some cake, and he went over to her and put his hand on her shoulder trying to make it all about him
>The fact that he touched her made my blood boil.

>Planned what I was going to do and waited.

1/2

>be 18
>at a club me and a friend go to the car to get drinks
>some assholes in the car park call us fags for being in car together
> ignore it 4 of them 2 of us
>drunk friend being idiot goes to argue with them I walk away
>see argument gets out of hand 4 guys start hitting him
>ohshit.jpg
>jump on this tall motherfuckers back
>put him in chokehold
>after a while his friends realise he's in trouble start beating me
>don't let go
> dude passes out im getting my back kicked in
>still dont let go
>tfw dude almost died cause I was too drunk to realize

>>735839648

2/2
>He sat down and a table and just before we left, I got the biggest cup of tea there was, filled it
>I didn't say a word, but just went over to him and offered to shake his hand
(Tea in my right hand, shake with left)
>He smiles then reaches out
>Before he touches me I throw the tea all over his face, and then throw a right hook straight into his nose
The thing that felt so weird is that it moved it all to one side, so I don't know if I broke it or what...
>He fell off his chair
>I mounted him and started pounding away, it took 3 people to drag me off him
>I go outside and sit on the bench behind a bush to cool off
5 minutes pass and I see him walk out and start walking off to whereever the piece of shit lives

>I wait another 10 minutes and go back in, apologize to as many people as I could that I did that infront of them, and especially at a funeral
>Most people are understanding as noone liked him, but I still felt like shit that I did it on my grandfathers funeral

My cousin approached me afterwards and said that as I walked off, she went over to him as he was getting up off the floor
And he was mumbling "I deserve it, I haven't been a dad, blah blah blah"
Trying to get sympathy...

Fucking piece of shit I tell you...

>>735839648
lol exiled ***

Got in a wicked sword fight once

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>>735824158
Watch less Movies.

>>735839302
I've been sucker punched. I wasn't looking or aware that the guy was even that pissed at me.
I've also been hit in an argument. I was aware I was in a tense situation and could go south. We exchanged blows, got pulled apart. That was fair in my mind and I was hit first.

Either way, neither of us will see the others side. That being said, I'll still take you up on your offer that you BTFO on if you're ever up to it. We can go a few rounds at my gym.

Also, you don't know much about rednecks.

>>735823798
>fight me

Choked a kid unconcious in school once, that's pretty much it. Wasn't even much of a fight.

>>735823798
That's not a fight. That's a sucker punching faggot taking advantage of another faggot and still needing several attempts to knock him unconcious.

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>>735823798
It always blows me away when young people tell me they've never been in a fight. I'm nearly 50, and when I was young it was expected that you would fight on a regular basis. I nearly always had a fat lip or a black eye or a broken nose growing up. There were always two or three fights on the schoolyard on any given day, and teachers generally turned a blind eye because they knew that was how kids worked out their disagreements and established a pecking order.

When I was very young, though, my parents had taught me to be a pacifist. I'm 6'5" and the size of a house, so I've always been bigger than everyone else. My parents told me I was never to raise me hand against anyone else in anger because I could seriously hurt them. That was fine until we moved to a new neighbourhood next to the projects and I started getting beaten up. The beatings got worse and worse until I was being surrounded and kicked by a half-dozen kids every day on the way to and from school. Eventually I needed a police escort to and from school.

My father asked me for a list of the kids who beat me up most often, then invited them over for hot chocolate and cookies. He asked them why they beat me up and they said I didn't snitch to the teachers and I didn't fight back, so why wouldn't they?

That night my father, who had been an amateur boxer, took me down to the basement and told me he was going to teach me to fight. I told him I didn't want to fight -- and he punched me in the face. Crying, I asked him why, and he explained if I'd had my guard up, he couldn't have hit me... so put my guard up. I put my fists up and he hit me AGAIN, then told me if I'd had my guard up PROPERLY he couldn't have hit me... and told me to put my guard up.

And that's how I learned to fight. Anyone want to hear about my first fistfight?

>>735833780
>Was like "I can't believe you done this"
kek

>be at a bar with friends
>one of those college bars with low ceilings, it's very hot and very loud inside
>been drinking, not too drunk. Girls we were with we're pretty trashed
>older dude who's fuckin wasted starts talking to the girls, trying to feel them up and whatnot
>girls telling him to go away
Now when you're with a group of girls you know and they're arguing with other dudes they're just asking for shit to go down
>walk up to dude and tell him to back off, the ladies aren't interested
>throws a punch at me, duck and tackle him down to the ground
>make fist and start hitting him square in the face
>can't feel my hand, blood everywhere, drunk af, hot and sweaty and too many people
>bouncers throw the 2 of us out
>dude i punch stumbles away

Turns out I punched him the wrong way and broke my pinky. Doctor told me I was an idiot and he was right. At least I can say I fought someone though

>>735836390
Sorry about him, man; he's probably English

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>>735840473
Tell us about your first pillow fight

>>735840852
I'll take that as no interest, then, and move on.

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I've been getting in fights since I was young. Some I win, some I lose, most get broken up by teachers or parents before they get bad. That shit stopped when I left high school.


Most recent (30 years old)
>drunk asshole that has been making shitty remarks steps up
>starts pushing and being threatening
>push him down and punch a few times
>obvious he's not a threat any more
>get off him
>he keeps talking shit
>leave because stupid as fuck
>cops knock on my door
>"arrest" me for assault
>let me go minutes later
>little bitch breaks my tailight in the middle of the night
>no proof, but who else could it be
>"karma will catch up to him some day"
Last -almost- a fight
>be at lame suburban bar and grill with buddy, we're both pretty big guys.
>little drunk asshole making shitty remarks, giving me the "fuck you, bitch" eyes
>I hear him saying shit to his smaller friend "I'm gonna go punch this guy in his face"
>his friend, trying to keep him in his seat, looks at me with the "don't worry he's just drunk and acting stupid" look
>drunk guy comes up to me, he's completely blitzed and isn't making sense
>I get off my stool and he seems to notice I'm much bigger than him
>I talk him in circles, shake his hand, laugh it off
>he goes back to his friend
>he keeps talking shit
>Smaller friend apologizes and wants to buy us drinks
>"don't sweat it, we understand" we're leaving anyway
>fold a hundred on the bar to settle up and leave
>his big friend comes back from the bathroom
>must be 6'6" 275lb
>"welp, I guess it's time to go"
>walking out we hear them being loud and following us out
>walk down an ally and pull knives and wait
>they walk the other way but still being loudmouths
>"whatever" go somewhere else to drink

That probably would have ended poorly.

>>735840339
Well we can agree to disagree then, but I'm in Florida and I think you said you were in Texas so thats probably not going to happen but going a few rounds in the ring not only sounds hella fun but is a dream of mine, maybe one day

>>735823798
Yup. And lesson number one. KEEP YOUR MOTHA' FUCKIN' GUARDS UP!

>>735840984
Everyone's been I a fierce pillow fight in their life time. Stuffing the pillow down in the pillow case to make like a rock.

>>735824158
Yeah you're right, it was an ass whooping.

>be me 1st year of highschool
>Australia so fairly small class
>easily smallest kid there
>get bullied for 3rd year in a row
>last day of school bully called tarkan makes me feel like shit
>he walks up to me and backs me against table
>dude was roughly twice my size not too much taller tho
>can't even remember who hot first but he put his hands over my eyes
>couldn't see shit blood fucking boiling
>little back story dude always cried when he got in trouble but noone seemed to care
>always made fun of me for being half Hungarian
> anyway I kept swinging hoping one connects
>he grabs my shirt and slams me into chairs witch didn't hurt until tomorrow
>don't know how but I finally see again teacher is in front of me breaking up the fight
>almost swing at her but catch myself
Cont

>>735840473
tell us man

>>735824158
Thats how real men fight. Not like the niggers you watch on worldstar. We fight one on one and when someone is clearly beat we stop like civilized people and not jump all over them screaming like fucking animals at the zoo

>>735823798
Let's be fair to sleeveless here - he was pretty clearly half out after that first punch, which fatty masked pretty well by waving his hands around. After that sleeveless was pretty much doomed in the face of fatty's retard strength.

>>735831877
I bet you're in Austin and have a curly moustache that your boyfriend calls 'the tickler'

>>735841189
Hardest part is just showing up. Find a reputable place near you and go once a week and prepare to have your ads handed to you like you didn't expect. It's seriously a great and humbling experience. Especially if you're like me and all you know is fighting at parties n shit.

>>735837912
It's not his fault your gf preferred his dick, anon

>>735841861
Garland and I'll tickle your asshole with my curly penis, desu

>New years party back in 02'
>Get blasted drunk off pre party drinks/blunts
>Go to party, lots of my crew of friends there
>Notice 4 or 5 unknowns there as well
>Tension in the air gets so noticeable no ones even having fun anymore
>Smoke another blunt mixed with hash with friends in the bathroom, now im fucked, cant see well.
>Everyone now feels the brawl brewing, any minute somethings gonna pop off
>I decide to sit outside on front step to get some fresh cold air since im 11/10 on the drunk scale
>All of a sudden sounds like a herd of buffalo running through my friends living room
>Girls screaming, bottles smashing
>I come running back in the front door
>Guy i dont know right in front of me trying to escape out the door
>I grab him by the collar of his jacket and pin him against the wall
>Im short but leverage has his neck pinned to the wall with his jacket choking him
>So drunk i yell "Who you with!?" cause might be on our side, friend of a friend
>3 more guys come running from the living room bloodied up baad
>First guys face is bleeding fucking PURPLE from a bottle busting his forehead apart
>Froze up from the sight of that shit
>Next memories come in camera flash type intervals
>Flash 1 im on my ass in the pile of everyones wet winter shoes on the floor
>Flash 2 my bloody hand print on the glass of the front door as i stumble outside
>Flash 3 i snap back into reality like 5 houses down on the sidewalk with a guy i know
>He says "You ok?" I reply "Yea why?"
>He points at my jacket and pants covered in blood
>My nose bleeds like a mfer, not really hurt but covered in mine and Purple guys blood
> Walk home, older brother had friends over for his own NYE party
>Theyre checking my back for stab wounds because of all the blood lol

TL;DR
Lesson..... Never get so drunk in public that you cant see. You never know when you'll need your wits.

Found out the unknown guys big guy was pointing at everyone saying " I could fuck you up , I could fuck you up, etc...

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Drunken brawl. Got beat with a tiki tourch.

>>735842011
The thing is i've trained in muay thai and kempo karate for years in my teens all the way to mid twentys, i've been in fights at school and fist fights at punk concerts
All I want now it to put on some gear and get in the ring and slug it out
I'll have to do some research and see if there is anything near by

>>735842263
You need to start attending better parties m8.

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Pt2 >I sit down after getting my ass kicked
>she let's us go home one by one
> guy stops bullying me for 2 weeks at least
>next year got even smaller killing what ever self esteem I got left
>BULLIED Yet again next year by different person

>MFW

>>735842528
How have you trained in MT and never fought in a ring?

>>735823798
Ive got one for you. Happened a few weeks ago.

the girl I was dating lied to me about going to the hospital. I know she lied because I went to her house to and she awnsered the fucking door. So I broke up with her on the spot. Called up a guy one of the guys I knew she had been fucking with behind my back he didn't know about me and I didn't really know about him until we spoke to one another so we exposed the bitch. She blocks me on fb and I think that's the end of it.

Last week a guy who's a mutual friend of mine and hers says she has put on fb that she would give a $100 to anyone that would beat me up.
Fast forward to tonight and she hits me up saying she wants to talk and all this other bullshit. I knew it was a set up but I went anyways.
> I get there knock on her door and put my hands in my jacket she invited me in and she looks the door as she shuts it.
> Then says he's here
> Two niggas come from around the corner and come down the hallway.
Not actually black one might have been Mexican the other was a skinny white guy
Now I've got hand wraps and these tactical gloves with sand in the knuckles over the wraps.
> I take my hands out of my pockets and say you won't mind if I fight back right?
> Mexican hesitates the white guy takes the lead
Continued in next post

Not a very large hallway and the girl is blocking the door
> As soon as the white guy is in range I punch him in the throat
> He falls back Mexican catches him and I feel something hit me in the side of the head really hard.
> Turn and see she's got a short metal pipe she goes to swing again I grab her hand and take the pipe pushing her back
> She fell against the door
> I throw the pipe at the Mexican who set down the white guy
> Hits him in the arm or some shit run up to them kick the white guy in the stomach with my steel toe boots
Cont. Next post

>>735823798

When I was a little nerd kid I lived on a street where every guy there was terrified of this monster dyke girl. She would flat out kick your ass and totally take advantage of the fact that every one of us had been taught to never hit a girl. I watched her beat a friend of mine up all the way home because he pissed her off and he just took it. He could have easily stomped the shit out of her but he wouldn't do it.

One day she decides I've been neglected too long and it's time to start fucking with me. I'm not ashamed to admit I was flat out terrified. Bitch was big and I'd get in a ton of shit if I laid a hand on her (I assumed). I was in band and played trombone. Big as case with my instrument in it sitting next to me. What can I say? I panicked.

She turned away from me and I flat out cold-cocked the bitch with my trombone case. Knocked her out and the bus driver never saw a thing. Her friends just sat there staring at me. My friends just sat their staring at me. We got to my stop and I just got off the bus as fast as I could before someone said something to the driver.

I never heard a thing about it after that but she left us alone from then on.

>>735834299

Something something never relax.

>>735842653

I also say "flat out" a whole lot apparently.

>Be me
>In the army
>Some guy keeps chating shit about me
>Confront him
>He says '' what are you gonna do about it''
>Before i even say anything i get punched in the face
>I fall down
>Swings at my while im down
Ive practices greco-roman wrestling
>block his punch
>pick him up and slam him on the ground
>let him go
>no one told nobody

>>735842650
> And get to work on the Mexican
He's backed up and we're in the living room now so there's more room to move
Maybe an important detail is that I'm left handed
> He throws a right straight to my face and I dodge left
past his punch and hit right where the head and neck meet
> Fucker falls like a sack of potatoes
White guy is still on the ground in the hall moaning and shit
> Try and walk past he grabs my leg so I pull away and stomp his hand it's definitely broken
> My ex is still on the ground trying not to cry walk up squat down right in front of her and then the tears start
> I scoffed stood up and unlocked the door pulling it open and pushing her to the side
Now we're here.

>>735842263
cont...

So a few of my buddies said "okay lets find out."
My one buddy Dan slipped on brass knucks and set it off. My other buddy caused Purple guys situation with an empty Pint of beer.

I returned the next day to find my hat, and my buddies mom, whose house it was, was so scared she had security from the bar she worked at her house. Eventually she let me in.It was nuts in there with daylight..... Blood everywhere. Walls carpets, my hand on the front door still.

Never did find my hat. Found out from a friend when the unknowns ran out the house, i was alone by the front door and one of em blasted me in the right jaw. My shits still fucked a little to this day on my right jaw side. Clicks and pops.

>>735842627
Not everybody that trains competes

>>735842556
Ehh, it was senior year highschool. Some flunkies no one invited showed up.

Shits gonna happen regardless.

>>735840473
>>735823798

Never actually been in a fight but there was one time that I nearly caused a war between two years in my Secondary (High) School. Scotfag here.

In the year below mine, there was this annoying little kid who would always try to bully me. I say try as it never worked, I had and have a lot of confidence in myself as an individual so I really didn't care what people thought of me. I also prefer to let my hair grow out long. Always have.

Anyways, bullying relates to name calling, trying to pull on my hair, and all those kind of things. Nothing ever major. I can't remember the specifics but he shouted something to me, I shouted something back, my friends laughed, he didn't and then said he'd get me at the school gates. I just laughed.

Over the course of the next while I was asked by friends if I was going to teach him a lesson, I told them there'd be no point and also that I didn't want to get into a fight one versus six or whatever. To which they said if his friends jump in, they would jump in.

I'm sure you all know of how news travels around schools, so what was going to be fight between me and this little shit, descended into my entire year versus theirs with me being the catalyst.

I still remember walking out, seeing him stand there, the tension between everyone and I did think to myself "This is fucking crazy, I just want to go home and play vidja."

So I did.

Said hi to the guy with a smile and just kept walking past, my mates walked with and I think there was a mixture of relief and disappointment with everyone as some people do just love a good scrap.

Anyway, I went home, played vidja and weirdly enough, I never got any bother from that kid ever again.

Some people might call it cowardly, beta or whatever, to be honest I'm not entirely sure myself but it is one of the strangest memories for me from my High School days.

>>735842650
What is wrong with your life anon - you're dating women who swing lead pipes at people's heads.

>>735842556
This.

You bring the Monopoly™ and I'll being the Zima™.

>>735842775
Dank shit m8. But about OP; all you can really do is applaud the skinny cracker, he got dropped thrice and just ate them shots. Fuck that shit man.

>>735842857
Is it really training if you've never swung at a person?

>>735842627
It was an open dojo with mixed arts and the matches were timed
If i showed more aggression on muay thai day, then the sensei would stop the fight and
after a while I got fed up and left

>>735823798
People get mad and someone throws a punch and then it's a fight. Pretty simple.

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>be 16
>punch this faggot because he has a crush on me
>kinda flails around and grabs my ankle
>pulls me down and scrambles off crying
>he's famous now
>wutface.jpeg

>be 21 at the time
>back home, visiting family
>recently single, was on tinder looking for ass
>decide to meet up at a park
>9pm on the east side
>take my knife since it was coon territory
>get there and chill with girl at the park, talking about what we like and shit
>we see a pack of niggers playing basketball and play fighting each other.
>we kek to ourselves of how stupid they are
>they see we're the only ones there and head our way
>we see this and head back to our cars
>hear one ask what we're doing
>tell him I'm trying to get lucky
>feel something hit the back of my head
>lolwut
>turn around and see this monkey hybrid looking at me with wild eyes and the flattest coon nose ever
>he looked like he was 14
>next thing you know it, there were 7 on me
>tinder bitch, holy my necklace

>>735842918
I don't know about other people, but when I wake up in the morning and put my shoes on, I think, Jesus Christ, now what?

>>735843066
Ah right - that's a bit shit. If you're anywhere other than the middle of nowhere I bet there's an MMA gym of some sort you can join that'd be more than happy to have another member. Be prepared for some humble pie at first though (unless you're exceptional, that is).