WWYD?

turn 360 and walk away

>>735822775
Retard. 360 would be facing her again. 180 would be facing away from her.

>>735822913
>being this fucking normie

>>735822913
that's the point you dumbfuck, anon got horny and wanted to hump 'er

>>735822775
>>735822913
lol fucking retard what this guy said.

>>735822687
2spooped2poop

>>735822913
being so new

Shoot it in the head and hope it follows Romero rules and not trioxin rules.

>>735822687
Feed it, like I wouldn't any starving kid from Africa.

>>735822687
jeezum crow!

Bring her back to Egypt and put it back in it's tomb.

Bury and say a brief peace

>>735822687
what's in her plate?

Would you do her?

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>>735823000
>>735823084
>>735822913
GET OUT FUCKING NORMIEEEEEES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

walk up in a cold sweat, not that dream again

>>735822687
Thanks, Ms. Skeltal!

>>735822687
Feed her a bowl of eggs.

>>735822687
Throw her in the oven with the other jews

Too fat and pale. Gross.

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>>735823111
Underrated post and trips

Ask her if I can make a deal with the reaper

>>735822687
OMG I didn't know Donald Trump's daughter looked that bad

>>735822687
Id make her eat all her meals before she went to bed

>>735822687
Feed her.

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>>735823347
underated as fuck. kek

>>735822980
>Reply
>dumbfuck
>'er
>being so fresh and new
>straight out the box
>get back in

>>735822687
CALL THE BITCH FAT NIGGA!!!

>>735822687
>equip combat shotgun
>target head in VATs

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>>735822687

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>>735822687

lick her toes

>>735822913
>being this new

Tell her she looks fat

Call a museum, their mummies got lose

post some more anorexics, any good videos? i can never find any

text

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>>735824077

>>735824310
why not both?

>>735824077

kill yourself foot fag

>>735822687
That is the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

>>735822913
Kill yourself faggot.

>>735822687
skullfuck her, meatiest part of her body.

SNap

Send it back to the chef and tell the waitress your fried chicken is talking

Try to find where my dick went.

>>735824631
That's not what I ordered you ignorant swine

>>735822687
EGGS

Use a Phoenix down.

for how much money you would do her?

>>735822687
Take that filthy swine back to the camps

>>735822913
I see this post verbatim every time someone says
>360 and walk away
Is this a new troll? You see it every time.

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Ask her if she has any good stories to tell.

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Not sure yet...
are skeletons dangerous?

meta bait thread

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>>735822913

>>735822913
Newfag alert

>>735822687
respect her and treat her right

>>735825394
Kek. That book was my shit.

hello smooth skin

>>735822687
Finish what the grill couldn't

>>735822951
>>735823084
>>735825545
>sucking on that bait this hard

>>735825718
kek

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>>735822687
give her a trumpet

>>735822687
play her like the xylophone she is

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>>735822687
Burns for 10-15 points, and if killing undead, a chance to cause a fiery explosion that turns or destroys nearby undead.

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>>735822687
That's Nana Karagianni, I would ask her for an autograph

>>735822687
E X T E R M I N A T E

Wrap her up in cloth, clearly she escaped from her sarcophagus.

>>735822687

Feed it, nurse it back to health, and then send it back to Sweden

>>735826027

yes, more of those perfect feet pls

>>735824310
MUST CHOOSE RELATIONSHIP: Put the right one on a hometrainer for a year or two and you got yourself a good piece of ass. Until then just her mouth.

So, obviously the right one. How is this even a difficult decision?

MUST CHOOSE FUCK: Still the right one, focus on her face and eyes and whatnot. It'll be fine. The left one is just a disaster, kys before penetration is the only way out.

>>735824077
>Have you found a girlfriend yet son?
>Yeah I'm dating a leather purse.

>>735826346
Boy you hit the nail on the head. Hard part would be convincing her that fat is ugly and unhealthy.

>>735826916
Depending on the person it can be relatively easy. Just needs to carefull manipulation. My ex was pretty chubby at first, but I succesfully baited her into working out "because I wanted to work on getting MY abs back". Never make it seem like it's about them.
> Hey wanna come with me to the gym today? I'm mostly going swimming, it'll be fun!
> "Oh sure anon, why not for once"
Etc. Worked like a charm. Eventually she looked more fit than I do. I'm probably a sociopath....

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>>735822687
Tell the girl to go on a diet or smoke some crack...the fat fuck

>>735822687
Love and respect her until she gets better. Nurture her

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Get back to the underworld you ghoul degenerate.

>>735822687

Call the archaeology department holy fuck

>>735824163
would fuck tenderly for the rest of my life

>>735822687
Give her the proper burial that she deserves

>>735822913
>newfag

Kindle the First Flame

>>735822687

Cast Turn Undead

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I am disapointed ANONS
Í AM Your queen

>>735822913
>>735822913
>>735822913
>>735822913
>>735822913
please get out
the door is that red icon top right hand corner

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Holy shit it is a skeleton with eyeballs

>>735822913
Summerfag

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>>735822687

>>735822687
buy coffin

>>735822687
"She will have the salad. Hold the olive oil she needs to lose weight."

>>735822913
found the summerfaggot

>>735822913
Noice.

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>>735822775

>>735829275
thanks ms skeletal

>>735822687
Help it get back to it's home planet

>>735826027
Love it ! Crack attack is back, Jack!

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>>735830158
>>735830199

>>735824077
Sweet dee becomes anorexic *theme song plays*

>>735822687
>WWYD?
i would break the twigs, and start a toothpic company.

>>735822687
pick it up and snap it in two over my knee

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>>735822913
This niggers retarded

>>735822687

turn 2pi radians and walk away

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>>735823000
>>735823223

>trips envy

better luck next time autismo

Put she back into her Crypt pls :D

>>735830549
Underrated.

If this was 1945, she'd be ready for the showers, then the oven.

>>735833658
Nah. The SS are at least humane enough to rape and kill the women before they get that bad.

If she had something interesting to say, maybe engage in a platonic relationship.

But tanning and tattoos are degenerate, so no.

Take back to sarcophagus.

>>735822687

I'd give her a hot protein injection

>>735822687
Lmfao

>>735822687
call an ambulance

I would insert my soft cock, let it get hard, and listen to her bones crack like a steamed lobster shell

>>735822687
Who the fuck is this fatty?

>>735822687
Scream.
I mean it too.
If I were to turn around and see this.
I would jump two feet in the air, and a scream of some sort would pop out.

That's fucking terrifying, pal. Truly terrifying.

>>735822687
id stalk her for a few weeks to get an understanding of her routines. Then at a non peaktime of the day I'd knock on her door, reveal my gun when she answers, force her into her home, and then hack at her with the hatchet i have between my jeans and underwear.

Hospitalize and tube-feed while restrained. Clearly she lacks the capacity to care for herself and belongs in a psych ward.

>>735829275
thank mrs skeltal

>>735834220
Not sure how you'd get hard inside that thing. Fucking that thing would be a stretch, even for a seasoned necrophiliac.

>>735831716
>>735829102
>>735829059
>>735828765
>>735828599
>>735828147
>>735825531
>>735825545
>>735824574
>>735824147
>>735823223

>being baited this hard
Please come back in 10 years.

I'd buy her the Atkins diet cookbook

>>735822687

>>735834220
topkek

>ITT: bait to bait the baiting baiters