Looking for an intelligent woman in Switzerland.

>on b
great pathfinding son

>>735816010
Impossible. Either they are full of rotten post post modern principles or complete retards. Source:
> Own bro married to an educated Swiss

>>735816259


You never know.


>>735816270
Tell me more.

>>735816010
Well were do you come from? Why looking for a swiss woman? Women from ANY neighboring country are more interesting
> French women are smart, sex is better
> German women can be enjoyable
> Italien women are beautiful, just a little annoying
> Austrian women are... still better than the Swiss!!!

>>735817078

If anyone's around, I'm up for it. Main thing is she has to be intelligent and have a heart.

I'm close to France.

>>735816010
be prepared that she is either but fuck ugly
or is hangs out exclusively with the 3 people she went to school with...

>>735816010

Some facts about me:

- have degrees
- 8-inch cock
- own place
- car
- athletic
- brown eyes

>>735817405

Top kek, what makes you say that?

>>735818048
He is right
And if you are not a Swiss yourself, it is going to bother you

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You're a fucking faggot OP who the fuck would be looking for a partner on 4chan especially one who goes
>I'm this, this and this yet I'm a total reject who cant get grills url

t.guy who found Swiss love on 4chan

>>735818369

I am Swiss myself.

>>735818482

I found love here before. Don't assume 4chan is my only desperate option, it's my fun, crazy option, from which I expect nothing, but colour me surprised if anyone shows up.

Don't be upset.

>>735818482

C'mon, the 8-inch cock should add some value to my post. It's not that frequent in Switzerland, and I am white.

>>735818889
Who's upset? I have no reason to be buddy.
>>735818965
Kek honestly Swiss people are a bunch of ignorant niggers to begin with but I'm glad my partner isn't one of them

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>wanting a woman in your life

bwmp

schwizer fraue kash eh nid bruche

>>735817473
I'm from switzerland go on show me ur cock

>>735821192

Show me your intelligence and heart first.

>>735816010
dietikon here

>>735816010
there is neither intelligence nor females here lmao.

> intelligent female
> intelligent
> wat

>>735822122

Dubs. I want it all.

>>735816010
nationality?

my girlfriend is swiss. it's going well.

>>735821086
hueregeil!

>>735822552

I'm Swiss, born in Lausanne.

>>735816010
De dundlland mit de bergli

>>735824509
so french?

>>735816259
Kek, I have to agree. Girls in Switzerland have never heard of 4chan, OP.

>>735824726

Oui, oui.

>>735819393
virgin detected

>>735825429

from lausanne too

your best option would be a school mate from uni or workmate

>>735825429
Pouet pouet pouet de dieu c't équipe. Good luke faggot, I hope you'll find the nice trap you deserve.

>>735824509

sucre gourmandise goitre roux

>>735826489

Argh...

>>735826650

Aren't you an option too?

>>735826795
>sucre gourmandise goitre roux

Is this code?

>>735826947

it is

>>735827205
>sucre gourmandise goitre roux

Sweet blowjob STD, redhaired... Wat.

https://kommunistischejugend.ch/
Join us!

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>>735826795
You're welcome

>>735827610

I'd sooner join fascists than commies. Sorry, mate. I can wear a che guevara shirt on my own if I want to.

>>735826811

i'm a dude, not real smart but i have a 7" dick so that helps (got some bitches for 50chf on sex4u lol)

GIBB SCHÜELER USE

>>735827755
>(got some bitches for 50chf on sex4u lol)

Is that a real website?

What do Swiss people use to date, by the way?

>>735827816

yeah sex4u.ch

and mostly tinder, sometimes lovoo, used to be on badoo but i got banned

>>735827916

You're a badboy aren't you.

https://jsvp.ch/
join us, we have cows

>>735828002

I hate cows. Grew up next to them.

>>735828307
Did you get to know them better .. if you know what I mean?

>>735828492

No. They chased me as a kid, though.

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grand.xxx.auto.com

>>735828002

screw your kids club

pnos.ch ftw!

Fucking Swiss thread. I just want to find love, instead I get cows and political parties.

You guys...

>>735827990

a shame really, most of the traps are on badoo

Bisch en richtige mongo.

Si t'habites à Genève go rue de Berne lol

>>735829021

swiss girls aren't that good. mostly ungrateful and arrogant.

schwyz here

>>735829235

Nasty...

>>735829238

You may be right.

austrian with swiss gf here.

>>735829021
That what you have to deal with on 4chan. If that's not your dope go back on sex4u.

>>735829585

Unless your girlfriend is looking for a Swiss man, not sure how you'll help me with my quest.

>>735829624

That website is all whores.

>>735816270
Depends, most of them are, but th>>735816270
re are some pearls, but usually are difficulto to spot
> source: I'm swiss and I'm dating a swiss girl
I'd suggest you girls from small villages or ticino

>>735829678
There are no girls here, neither on the internet in general. Juste greasy nerds pretending to be girls... you have to know that

>>735829741

> girls from small villages

100% correct

>>735824509
Shit, Je suis en train d'étudier à l'unil, bière demain?

>>735829678
>Unless your girlfriend is looking for a Swiss man, not sure how you'll help me with my quest.

hmm, sorry anon. i guess she's pretty happy with me.

>>735816010
90% of all women in Switzerland are probably more intelligent than you are.

>>735829943

What are you studying? I may know some of your teachers.

>>735829872
Thanks ^.^

>>735830151
English, Philosophy and Geo (1st year BA)

>>735830281

Is Winnington still teaching?

If any of your philo teachers is Belgian, I might know her.

I liked Boris as a teacher. Also Martine.

>>735830403
Fuck! I have no idea, we have a couple of really feminists teachers. Yeah, boris is cool as fuck, but kevin is far superior (I'm a man btw)

>>735830570
>we have a couple of really feminists teachers.

I know a teacher in the French department. We were students together but had never talked. We ended up working in the same school. Friends now.

She tells me the entire French department turned to shit, and it may be the same with the English. It was awesome in my days.

The Scottish woman was my favouite, Stirling. She was awesome, loved her accent so much.

I haven't seen Boris since 2008 or so. He was my "memoir" director, and did absolutely nothing, because I didn't let him.

I don't know any Kevin.

How about Didier in linguistics? Does he still shave his legs?

>>735816010
swissfag with swiss girlfriend here.... Just open your eyes, there everewehre

>>735830913

I know, I meant HERE.

>>735830882
I had courses with her, stearling
is awesome, I agree. I have like 0 ideas of who didier is lol.
Tomorrow I have the last serious exam, if you feel like it we could take a beer at the epfl's denner and just chill, I have to be home quite early anyway

>>735831485

Small world. Didier Maillard, or something. He was an excellent teacher.

>>735829866
U sure about that?

>>735831924
Yeah, but what about the beer?

>>735816010
I live in switzerland and let me tell you its hard to find actual swiss people, everything is mashed up with sandniggers.

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there a girl from switzerland u fags

>>735832323

You're serious about that?

>>735832550

I live in Switzerland, I don't often see those.

>>735832663
Whose ass is this?

Swissbro who studies: have you ever seen a middle-aged man who's very short by any chance? A student.

>>735832777
Ever been to the trainstation in Bern? its literally minesweeper.

>>735816010
Average intelligent male german here.
We can make it work!

>>735832777
Trips, I'll just drink a beer, chill and go back home, maybe meet my girlfriend, dunno. You can catch some nostalgia. I should finish at the amphimax around 18 if anything

>>735832992

I actually hate going back there, gives me flashback. Those weren't nice days.

You can always contact me, I'll help with the English and whatever.

[email protected]

My throwaway e-mail address.

>>735833194
That's really cool, here's mine
[email protected]
As for the english I'm fine, but I really appreciate it man :)
Just for information, are you doing any job related to your degree?

Switz T.T <3

>>735832777
mine

>>735833515
>Just for information, are you doing any job related to your degree?

I teach English, so yes.

>>735833708

I don't actually believe you.

>>735833194

That's my e-mail if you feel like proving it.

>>735833837
In gymnase? I'm not a big fan of most of the teachers eather, but as for now it's nothing I can't cope with, I actually enjoy making fun of them by exaggerating their points of view

>>735834041

Nah, I work in the private sector.

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>>735833893
u still don't believe me?

>>735834574

All right, I believe you. But are you intelligent and how big is your heart?

>>735834649
well I studied living alone and earning my own money but since I'm posting on 4chan I'm not that intelligent

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>>735834574

hi, i live in lausanne

>>735834938

Modest.

Shoot me an e-mail.

>>735834574
can i see your tats?

>>735835100

Boy, you're not supposed to act like a slut to attract women, shoo shoo.

>>735832663
Nice ass. 7 years leaving in Geneva here. Swiss are raciat and classist. I work for an international organization so luckily I know peopke from all over the world. Swiss are one of the worst.

>>735835176

always worth a shot

>>735835100
pretty impressive actually but is it really you?

>>735821575
LOL Urdorf

>>735835405

It's not, just fucking with you.

>>735833515
>>735833837

I dont care wich one of you two fags does it, but someone shall post the result of the rapedate

Modest woman, are you actually going to shoot me an e-mail? If not, let me know ahead of time.

>>735835484
Classy

>>735835478
Knew it since guys here actually don't have a cock this big

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>>735816010
Is it true?
Watches at 0 $?

>>735835582
sure

>>735835676
Come on are you serious?not that big. Nice body but dick is not big

>>735834574
It's tits with timestamp, not bra with timestamp.

Even here in Switzerland the rules applies.

>>735821575
Dietike is a total shithole, its population consists of 44% foreigners.

>>735835676

OP here, I do, but I don't just post pics of it like a random slut.

That shit is earned. And I'm shy.

>>735835783
shut up cunt you don't get it

>>735835356
well actually I don't really like the people living here

>>735835169
would be too obvious

>>735835739

It's a trap. You pay a sub.

>>735835769

Cool.

>>735835780

It's big enough, don't make him feel bad. It's a good dick. No homo.

>>735835878
They suck balls and everything is expensive. Salaries are cool though

>>735835850
You're on 4chan. Everyone here is either a fag or a slut.

>>735836045

Not me.

>>735836045
99 % fags

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>>735835478

yes

>>735835912
i don't think so, i mean all you have to think about is, do you know anyone in real life that would ever go on 4chan?
if the answer is no, you're safe, and if the answer is yes they'll probably never say anything for their own shame
can you describe them at least?

>>735836308

Are you in New York?

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>>735835783
here have fun

>>735836382

no i'm in prilly, that' just a framed poster with led i made

>>735836451

Ah, OK. I had a friend in Prilly. Small world. Now I know there's some serious prick in Prilly.

>>735836396
you into nipple play?
i'd love to get some clamps on those buttons

>>735836396
Looks a bit like my ex gf

>>735836396

More ass, please.

>>735836540

dont be jelly, it'll grow someday

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>>735836313
I actually do know people.
Well I'm not finished yet

>>735816010
hue
good luck man

>>735836655
maybe I am your ex

>>735836722

You hijacked my thread now... And still no e-mail.

>>735836927
Just wait up. I need to spice up ur thread a lil bit since everyone in switzerland is kinda boring

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>>735836722

care to rate?

>>735836645
why not? would love to try it out

>>735836722
good artist, basic art
cool though, i like tattooed girls

seriously though would you be into clamped nipples?

>>735836927
maybe she doesn't like you enough to give you her email?
or maybe you should post YOUR email and she can send you a message if she wants to?

>>735837041
would suck and ride it

>>735836926
Maybe. Maybe not. We will never know

4chan is not a place one comes to when one is searching for one that is intelligent

How is it like to fuck a swiss german girl? U know, when she screams in dat shit language and all

>>735837019
>>735837080

Getting less and less interesting to me, but go ahead.

>>735837080
awesome, i've seen girls go crazy for it. the pain itself feels good for most but it's when you take them off that the sensitivity really kicks off
you should try it out with some clothes pegs now