Just share them, this is a safe place.

>>735805629
I actually don't really really really like that picture

>>735805629
I never finished highschool. I am in college. I paid my counselor $3000 to fake a transcript for me. I printed a fake diploma to trick my parents into believing I actually graduated. I am 21 and am going to receive a BS in compsci

>>735805923
>>735805923
Is this what they mean when they say "fake it till you make it" ?

>>735805629
i feel like i grew up too fast.

>>735805923
are you afraid they won't love you

also how the hell did you get 3k

>>735805629
I hate my girlfriend because she never answer on whatsapp
But I love her because she is so hot

>>735806103
While i'd rather them not find out about this, I can't say for sure what their reaction would be. We are a pretty close-knit family. "Goofy-sweaters every holiday" type close.

Took me a while to scrape up 3 stacks. I worked for a guy that went house to house fixing IT problems. Networks, sound systems, building desktops, anything tech related. It was just me and the boss, I got 25% of whatever profit we made that day.

I hate Putin. I hate the "United Russia" party. I am a member of "United Russia". I need my work, and without the party I will be fired.

>>735806450
Post nudes fag

i'm wearing a soaking-wet goodnite right now

My girlfriend of a year and a half woke up one morning and said we're spending to much time together. I left the house for the day. The next day she told me that this relationship wasn't working, but I wasn't going to fight it or chase her so I said ok, took my stuff and left. Within a week I watched a guy walking out of her house 11:30 at night so I posted her nudes in /b/... thanks for hearing my confession

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>foot fetish
>fap to traps
>got laods of money (people think i'm poor)
>drugs

>>735808623
Sorry to hear, anon.

Got them nudes?

I'm too comfortable at my current job, and so I'm low key searching for a new opportunity.

>>735808623
Damn dude, are you okay?

Refused to help my best friend with the relocation of furniture at his house. Called him a bitch. On the same day he was put to death by a closet.

I can feel my gf getting distant with me, so i found some fake bc online and switched hers out.

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I find I hate most people I act like I like them but I could quite easily stand and watch them die suffer and then die people I have know for years family children it makes no difference I honestly feel nothing for them
Is this a normal way to be and it's just not talked about or am I the strange one

>>735809067
Hopefully you didn't say that over text message. His family might find them and go John Wick on your ass.

I'm have a sexual relationship with one of my 16 year old employees, I'm 32

>>735809637
Lucky you

my dad sells curry my dad sells sumo wrestlers

>>735805629

I don't think traps are gay.

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>>735809218
this is completely normal friend, every human does this and it is just a part of life... the eternal noise is nothing to worry about. the fact that they seem more "in the moment" is just because they are better actors than you. so no worries!

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>>735808623>>735808790
>>735809021

I wasn't alright at first... took me a few days to get myself back under control. The shitty part is we work in the same building so we see each other everyday multiple times.

>>735809673
Thanks! She calls me daddy when we fuck. It was wierd at first, but now its hot.

>>735809218
You're a fake
And a fagot

>>735809924
me neither.traps arent gay man, they look like girls

>>735805629
I faked a mental disease to not go to school but still getting the degree. Many psychologists and schools cucked this way, did it for about 6 years. i get free drugs too lol

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>>735808623
>thanks for hearing my confession

>>735810053
Wow put a lottery on anon you seem blessed with good luck

>>735806640
nice story /b/ro

>>735810100
And I would stand and watch you die and think nothing of you as you begged for my help

>>735810053
Have pics?

>>735811057
I'm not lucky its fairly easy, I'm just enough of a low life to take advantage of it.
>>735811271
I delete those pretty quickly

>>735809021
I don't understand men who fall apart because a relationship ended. That's being a bigger faggot than taking a dick in the ass. Have some self respect and don't base your happiness on your perceived ownership of a vagina.

>>735811507
What a pity...

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>>735805629
>/b/
>safe place

>>735811745
Hahaha yaaa I'd rather not go to jail

>>735811657
Ayatolah have talked. Now just kill yourself and free us from your shitty stupidity

>>735811065
number 1

>>735811858
Wise decision. But the boring one

>>735812155
Boring for you maybe hahaha

>>735811931
Whatever cuck. Keep letting women walk all over you. You're in for a life of misery, dissapointment and some other dudes dried crusted cum in your girls cunt.

>>735812356
Just pay for some sex. That will help you, I think you need it

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Im 1/4 black but never thought of myself that way until recently and hate myself because of it, I want children but I don't want them to go through what I go through.

My parents love me alot but I resent them somewhat for making me a mongrel and I can't help myself even though they love me a lot

im super cringey over my griflriend and really clingy fucking rip me

>>735812464
Keep watching romantic comedies and being some cunts lap dog. Clearly you're not a man.

>>735811657
OP.... didn't fall apart... just tried not to catch a vandalism charge... I'm not worried about pussy, that's what tinder is for

>>735805629
Whenever Im really horny but nothing get's me going, Ill fap to either one of 2 stories, 1 being the Blowfly Girl Story and the other one is a fanfiction about Realm of the Mad God (Oryx x Thessal)

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The night before my final divorce hearing, my wifes best friend sucked my cock.

>My ex-wifes (now former) best friend is my younger sister.

>>735811657
I hereby officially diagnose you with Retard. Pls kill yourself.

>>735813061
He's never had a chance to have a connection with a female before

>>735813061
Maybe you're just a needy cunt.

>>735812735
ohhh... Da boy hates women because he does not get pussy. You are probably Fatty AF and as lonely as fucking pluto. I feel sorry for ya

>>735813180
I've dated over 30 women. Had connections with some. I'm just not a primitive who can't see past the chemicals in his nutsack. You look at women through rose colored glasses. It's not reality. It's your own lack of perception.

>>735813212
Wrong on all counts femanon.

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>>735813007
huh

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>>735805629
I'm a dingus ;(

>>735813398
If that's true you're just a chronic retartded and don't deserve to waste my oxygen. Just kill yourself

When i was 13 i lost my virginity to my friends mom

>>735805629
I miss club penguin

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I know it was the right choice but I still feel bad mom had to abort my sibling child.

I lost my viginity to a male dog. I fucked him in the ass.

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>>735813686

>>735811931
>>735812464
>>735813061
>>735813212
I can pretty much guarantee while you're at home being a faggot feeling sorry for yourself and derailing your life because you're an emotional wreck. She's out getting dicked and barely giving you a second thought. Snap out of it faggots. They dont deserve the energy you put into them.

>>735813435
Well, I honestly don't know why blowfly girl is so appealing, I honestly think that I have some low level desire to be trans tbh lmao, I have often thought about how it would be to be a woman or get fucked by guys idk Im not too attracted I guess (thank god) but if that was the case Im almost certain Id have tits by now

I like to send nudes.

>>735813625
Or you're just a child zero perspective.

>>735805629
I am an actual diagnosed psychopath. I obviously never told anyone and try to blend in wich works quite well.

A funny thing I noticed is how almost all elders I ever had to deal with disliked me.
It's like they feel that I am fake.
I don't know why, probably life experience.

>>735813915
He's not the 1 that posted that

>>735813915
Just keep whining: You failed at everything you've said. For god sake, think as a human being. Keeping your gorilla instinct going on is just too pathethyc. Arguing with you is just like explaining a maggot Diferential calculus

>>735805923
Emphasis on the b and s

>>735814444
witnessed

>>735814471
I'm the one thinking logically dip shit. Pining over pussy is the gorilla instinct you fool.

>be me
>discover playing with myself fairly early
>big family, small apartment
>only private place is bathroom
>take up the habit of rubbing one out every time i take a shit
>do this regularly for the next 10 years or so
>in time get to associate the smell of shit with sexual arousal
>mfw actually conditioned myself to get erect at the smell of faeces

From as back as I can remember my step dad was doing sexual things with me. I honestly can't remember the actual first time I was so young. He raised me to think it was normal and what girls were expected to do for boys. He made me also "take care" of my step brother while he watched us. My mom was always working, she was a nurse. Step dad collect ss for some disability he claimed to have. Seemed fine to me. When I actually got the courage to tell my mom she slapped me and told me not to make things up and that I was terrible for lying. I never tried to tell anyone again for a long time. I just let them continue. Step dad died when I was 17 of heart attack. I should have been free but I (yes it was me) kept instigating sex with his son. I would aggressively seek him for sex. I think I felt guilty for always wishing his fathers death and then it happened.

>>735805629
I Jack off an average of 2-4 times in a span of 48 hours, sometimes it's to cartoon shit and anime.

I once got a friend pregnant and cut all contact with her. She kept the baby.

I like to hit on female characters in world of Warcraft with offensive pickup lines.

I haven't brushed my teeth or gone out anywhere except the liquor store and minimart in over a year.

Sometimes I like to burn myself with a superheated piece of metal and a blowtorch.

I have terminal cancer and I haven't told my family or anyone else. I'm not seeking treatment

>>735815214
did you get the cancer on /b/ ?

I grab girls asses on the subway.

>>735805629
>be me 12, only child
>parents go on holiday
>Mothers's younger sister to stay with me.
>Hear parents arguing if this is a good idea.
>Mom tells Father "Don't worry; she's clean"
>I have no idea what this means
>Aunt stays over
>In the morning I hear her in the shower
>I go into bathroom to make she she is showering and "getting clean"
>See tits and a hairy pussy for first time.
boner.jpg
>Aunt sees me and tells me to get out.
>After her shower Aunt finds me hiding in my room
>Aunt and I talk about "privacy"
>I explain I was only making sure she was getting clean
>I have never heard a person laugh so hard.
>The next day she let me shower with her and let me touch her tits
>Three months later she was dead from an OD
>Years later I found some old raunchy porno mags at my parents home that had her in them.

>>735805629
I fuck my best friend's girlfriend,

I fix peoples iphones for a living. I rip all of their photos and vids even deleted ones. Any hot girl i tell they had a pretty nasty virus i removed that appeared to be stealing their data. Ill wait a few months and then email them pretending to be a hacker, blackmailing them for more nudes and vids.

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>>735805629
In a nut shell, girls dont love me boo hoo i know right

i know im gonna stay a virgin for the rest of my life

so im going to be a trap maybe guys could love me

i got a small dick all i need to be is really fucking skinny

i dont know why i feel this is the only way probably because im fag

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>>735816187
Op gave me a boner then made me sad

wtf

>>735812507
So which way do you want to go?

Marry a white girl and kids will be 7/8 white; marry a black girl and they'll be 5/8 black

>>735815214
What kind of cancer?
I often imagine that if something like that happened to me I wouldn't tell anyone. My mother died of terminal brain cancer. Her death was quick but that shit can drag out for years turning you into a drooling mess slowly over the course. If I got diagnosed with terminal brain cancer I'd probably go out and buy a gun right away.

I showered with a 9yo girl about an hour ago

>>735817941
bump for interest

why

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Cheated on homework most of high school and when we graduated I took a page of the valedictorians speech and made her cry in front of our entire town while she tried to recite something she had not memorized

>>735817309
I plan on marrying a nice christian white girl eventually, I'm just worried that I might be passing my own struggles down to my sons/daughters

>>735818141
To get clean, nothing sexual or anything. We've showered together quite a few times before also.

>>735818575

What kind of relation do you have to her?

My circle of friends all sleep with this one girl from time to time. One of our friends is dating her, but he doesn't know we all fuck her. She has a lot of mental issues. He's such a nice guy but we dont have the heart to break it to him. When hes in the room but not paying attention she will do shit to belittle him, like grab our dicks or flash her ass at us. One weekend he was visiting his sister out of state, the rest of us went camping and we passed her around all weekend. She gets off on all the attention and the deception.

>>735818283
Cheater fucked the smart kid, props

>>735818785
she is my niece. her parents are ok with it

>>735814004
Send me nudes

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>>735805629
get out of my internet box FBI

>>735819080
>She has a lot of mental issues.
nah, just seems like a typical girl

>>735819080

post pics of her? no face, just body

I've been swimming in gifts from guys since I was 16 because I was a cam girl.

>>735819593
anything good?

>>735818283
I badly want a copy of the graduation DVD so I can masterbait to her tears, good work sir, fedora tip

I secretly wanna become a trap and have been going to the gym more frequently to get a more feminine like body.

>>735819080
do all of you cum in her?

>>735819670
Femanon, I come from dirt poor family but since camming I use all high end makeup and cute clothes. Plus cash sent to me.

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>>735819254
>>735819254
Idk many girls that fuck around on this level
>>735819307

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>>735819829
post link
i am very rich saudi arabian oil billionare

>>735819738
I did, so yes probably

I have 2 nieces, 9yo and 12 yo.

everytime they stay at my house I make cum in their scrambled eggs. I've been doing it the older one was 5.

Best part is, they fucking love it. Always say my eggs are better than their moms lol

Every time my girl cheats on me I knock her up and make her pay for the abortion.

>>735819951
>Idk many girls that fuck around on this level
>Idk many girls

>>735819989
Kek

Only women that have boyfriends or husbands are ever interested in sexual relations with me.

>>735805629
on vacation while me and my sister were sleeping i grabbed her tits and jerked off once a month i will do this she takes meds to sleep so she wont wake up

>>735819951
nice ass, how long have you all been fucking her

I am a sociopath and always looking for chances to make money or make people in debt to me. I have spread rumors about all my exes and used to make fake cheques. I have little to no deep feeling and I have been with a much younger girl then me in The Uk.

>>735819951
greentext the first time you fucked her

I convinced my 12yo niece to let me lick her soles and suck her toes.
I felt my boner was gonna rip my pants.

I hope I can get her to show me her puffy nips

>>735820177
Probably since we were like 15 we are all 20, 21 now. They started dating like 2 years ago, he was the only one who never fuckee her because he was always in love with her. She's basically the neighborhood slut.

>>735806008
>Is this what they mean when they say "fake it till you make it" ?

Not really.

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>>735819080
Haha.. We have a girl friend like this in our group too. Her bf isn't much liked though so we get a laugh out of it.

As for personal secrets?
I make friends with young women just starting out.. And when a bump comes along and they cannot afford something.
I offer to cover it, then guilt them into sex when they cannot repay. Works pretty well.

I have a gf but I love going to porn cinemas every couple of months to suck cocks and get gangbanged by hung old men

when i was six me and one of my friends used to lick each others asses and suck each others cock until he moved

>>735820307

She's my perfect girl I would gladly and knowingly let her fuck all my friends

I sucked my girlfriend's dad and let him cum in my mouth

>>735820510

hot
greentext

>>735815214
>>735815214
Just a little over a year of not brushing ha! Try 10 years! I stopped at 14 now at 24 I'm starting again to brush. Anon I recommend making it habit and after not brushing it felt like like a chore but anon just do it once then twice a day to form the habit.

>>735808623
you are forgiven
say four keks
and one hows your father

i can suck the tip of my dick and I've tried a dildo in ass Once but didnt like it. I'm straight, not feeling bi cos i am not attracted to men.

i got one ...
30 and still virgin aind kissvirgin also xD

Male btw

>>735815157
Sorry this happened to you. You should seek or continue therapy if you are feeling overwhelmed.

>>735820275
>go over to her house
>hey i heard you fucked joe
>yes, are you jealous?
>idk
>she walks over and sits on my lap and kisses me
>instant boner
>she laughs
>she takes my hands and puts them under her shirt
>she wasnt even wearing a bra
> gets on her knees and unzips my pants
>slides of my boxers and my dick stands at attention
> she puts her mouth on my dick and i cum in like 2 seconds.
>she strips completely and i get hard again pretty quickly
>she says i hope you can handle fucking me
> put my dick inside her
> fuck her for like 5 or 6 minutes and im about to cum
>tell her
>she says cum on my stomach

>>735815157
Sucks what happened.. But some of my most sexually satisfying relationships have been with victims of similar stories.
Find someone that cares despite what happened and appreciate that. You xan still have a good life. Also.. Are you hot?

>>735820789
You don't happen to carry around a claymore casually, which you cannot take a certain place anymore?

>>735816958
I lost my virginity embarassingly late in my life. Now I am happily married. If you want to have a sexual experience with a member of the same sex, then go ahead. If you don't like it and don't enjoy it, then you are not gay (or bi-) if you do enjoy it and want to do it again, then you might be gay or bi-. But really, don't worry about how other people perceive you. Do what makes you happy, whether other people approve of it or not,

>>735810379
>faked a mental disease to not go to school did it for about 6 years.

its not fake, you are mentally ill you faggot

>>735811657
says the faggot that has never been in a relationship at all or that does actually have mutual feelings involved

I honestly hate my girlfriend. She's a cunt who complains about everything. She makes my life a living hell. I have no idea why i'm still with her. I just cant bring myself to break up with her, I must have separation anxiety or some shit, because I honestly don't care how she would feel if I broke up with her, I just dont want her to leave.

>>735821150

Do you and your friends ever fuck her at the same time?

>>735819080
And she's going to smash your friends heart into athousand pieces. Tell him so he can end it on his terms. It's the decent hing to do. Take a screenshot and show him the post. Do it anonymously, if you must.

>>735821511
End it. Then you will see what your oife is like without her. You'll be fine. And she won't be with someone who despises her anymore.

I'm fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

>>735821511
I can understand that, you long for company, and having her leave would probably (Just assuming this) empty your days alot. I recommend trying to pick up a new hobby, something that eats time. For example, I do Karate now, not that it helps alot, but at least I dont sit in front of my pc all day every day and get some much needed physical activity. Just sayin

I've used my father's year old fleshlight

>>735821511
Are you my boyfriend

>>735821929
If this is real Ill fucking snort Bepis again

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>>735821757
Nice. Greentext an encounter for research purposes.

Im highly attracted to pubescent boys and little girls.

>>735821511

See a therapist about it.

>>735821519
Just that one time camping.
We have fucked her one after the other plenty but not in the room together

>>735821757
Greentext

>>735822140
Just saying, no judgement, if you want to change or work on it at least, seek psychiatric help, like go to a psychiatrist and pretty much tell them exactly that. Please dont rape children

>>735805629
https://discord.
-------------
gg/KPZWJnX

>>735822305
I have no desire to rape them or honestly even to be physically intimate with another person. Im just attracted to them

Working on Father-in-Law's computer. Find chat logs of his elaborate sexts with all 3 of his daughters under fake SN's. Print and fap for eternity to the thought.

>>735821929
who are you?

>>735822564
Are there nudes?

>>735822623

Not that I found.

>>735820595
>Back in highschool
>Go over at gf house (she lives with his single dad)
>Gf is still not home but her dad lets me in
>Small talk until he goes back to the kitchen
>Bored so I open Grindr to pass time
>See him there
>Shit a brick but in a bold move I decide to send him a text
>He goes pale and ask me what's the meaning of this
>Told him I was just curious and didn't know he was into that stuff
>We talk about it and asks me if I've ever done something
>Lied and told him I've only suck one dick
>"And did you like it?"
>Told him that I loved it but didn't have the courage to do it again
>Without hesitation he unzip his pants and take his cock out
>He was already hard so I instantly started to give him a handjob and suck the tip
>Slowly going down, takes his dick out of my mouth and with a single motion I deepthroated him
>He let out a huge moan and grab my head against his dick
>Keep repeating the process and he suddenly stands up and facefuck me
>Goddamn his cock is so nice I'm loving it
>He tells me he's about to cum and try to pull out
>Grabbed him by the legs and deepthroat him on and on until he cums in my mouth and grind his dick on my lips
>Suck his dick a couple of times more until we were scared to get busted by his daughter

>>735821565
No thanks, i enjoy fucking his slut gf

>>735822879
Boi

>>735819238
But why is he raincoat inside?

>>735823102

Bros before hos.

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>>735805629
I want to die

>>735809924
Traps are gay
They are so fucking gay

>>735823209
I dont subscribe to that particular belief. Ive been fucking this girl for 5 years, ive had 3 gf's over that span and cheated on every one with her. Im not changing a thing

I'm having an affair. I tell both women I love them. I cheat on both of them every chance I get.

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I'm a male ICU nurse. I routinely take nude pictures of the more attractive sedated female patients and jerk off to them at home.


I've also stolen ketamine a few times, and then I start a peripheral IV in my foot/ankle and push the sweet, sweet, pure, medical-grade ketamine.

Pic related, the answer is my cock

>>735823102
You will be able to do that just as often once somebody doesthe right thing. She's waiting for someone to do it. Why not you?

>>735814212
"I am an actual self-diagnosed pyschopath"
Fix'd

You know they don't actually diagnose people with "psychopathy" right? It's usually a host of diagnoses that build up the term "psychopath"

>>735823515

shuddup white knight... let the dude fuck his buddy's gf on the sly

>>735816547
Kik?

>>735823422
You're molesting these women and creating evidence that will be used to get you locked up for a long time. Get help.

So we are a group of friends and theres this girl in the group, we get drunk one night and we fuck, that kept going for like a month, i actually started having feelings for that hoe until i knew she was also fucking a friend of mine from that group. So i asked her to borrow me her bass guitar, i came on it and returned it to her, damn it felt good anons, and it feels good to share this with someone

>>735823515
Dude Im not doing that so stfu

>>735823601
You know I've logged over 5,000 hours of psychiatric research on wikipedia and tumblr, right? I shouldn't even be wasting my time with you, everybody knows psychopaths have IQ's greater than 2 standard deviations above the population mean. You should just consider yourself lucky I'm too lazy to find out where you live.

>>735813346
Not sure if this point of view is just ignorant or true. Anyways, the number of women you had plays no role here.

>>735820000
god?

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I'm relient on drugs to keep my life from not being miserable. I've gone plenty of times without them, and its not hell on earth or anything, i just get bored as hell with everything. I hate it.
I like Morrowind but still haven't beaten it.
All I really play anymore is Pokemon heartgold, and that goes in strides.
I eat way too fucking much.
I don't ever wanna get a job but its coming to a point where I gotta get one. Fuck.
Ahh, that feld good.

i had a friend who was a closeted lesbian who still lived at home. I let her use my bed to fuck girls. After theyd leave id go on there and sniff
, and put my face in the wet spots.

>>735823665
Yes to the first part. Second part won't happen, I'm very careful about it. And I don't need help, it's a choice, I've made the choice to not get pics of plenty of girls because I didn't get the perfect opportunity.

I do routinely squeeze their tits and ass during my hourly exams though.

>>735805629
I hate where my life is right now and I am trying to pursue something much greater, but I'm a lazy piece of shit faggot and I don't have any discipline

>>735823928
Huh? I was talking about cumming inside the girl

>>735824132
So I am getting nothing done

I'm a girl that a group of guys pass around. I wouldn't date any of them though.

>>735824047
Kek you homo.

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>>735805629
My wife was born a male, was put on hormones since 4. When she was 22 she had her sex change operation. No one knew she was a male except for her parents and myself. When I first found out she had a cock, when I saw how small it was, it didn't matter. Everything else looked like a female, breasts, lips, ass. I fucked her all night that first time, dumping my loads deep inside her ass. The sounds she would make as she rode my cock, her tiny penis bouncing up and down. She was oozing precum and came countless times. Now we adopted a child and are living normal life. This is her.

>>735824229
Good for you. You married L

>>735824219
How?

>>735824229
>her
K.

I jerked off a horse once.

>>735809104
Trapped my wife too. She never paid attention to her cycle, I did. It was easy to figure out and not pull out. I asked her to take a test and she didn't see a reason too. Positive and she flipped out, wanted to abort, I said I'd tell her family. Hurried and got married, but lost it. Then she was depressed and tried.

>>735824229
4 year olds don't get put on replacement sexual/gonadal hormones, it would cause precocious puberty and increase their risk of various types of cancer, you fucking retard.

If you're going to make up some autistic fantasy world like this, at least do some very basic research.

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>>735805629
I cry to the stupidest romantic comedy movies.I'm a guy,straight too.No1 shall ever know!

>>735824922
You're implying it doesn't happen, which it does. She's living proof of this fact. If choose not to believe it, fine. I'm happy with her and that is all that matters. You have a very narrow understanding of the world and human nature in general, for that I pity you.

>>735810379
Normal people don't think to do things like that. You are ill, a large portion of crazy people never think they're crazy. They don't have that level of awareness.

I'm in a happy relationship and love my SO but Sometimes, deep down inside, I wish he would cheat on me so I could dump him and date this guy I meet every week in practice :(

I'll be visiting a massage parlor tomorrow night just outside town.

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>>735825368
I'm not implying anything, I'm clearly stating facts. What the fuck is wrong with you? Post pics from your wedding and medical documentation of all of your bullshit claims, retardo.

Ive lied to my friends and loved ones about my past to make myself seem cooler

Im dumb as fuck and have somehow been put into a position that will more than likely destroy the company i work for

I cheated on my gf for easy and disgusting pussy

I dont know what the fuck im doing in life I just sound like i have my shit together

I post my whore of an ex on /b every chance I get

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I have a full frontal of EW on my computer, and the proofs that prove it's legit

I intentionally target girls with emotional problems and low self esteem., just to string them along and fuck them at will

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>>735823866
Kek, nice bait

put a pillow speaker under the head of my wife's side of the bed. played a recording telling her she wanted to have sex with another woman while I watched, she wanted to eat pussy, have her pussy eaten by another woman, while I watched. then after they both had that fun, it as her fantasy to get in the 69 position with her on the bottom so she could watch me fuck the other woman while she liked her click and my balls. After the recording played every night for month, she very shyly brought up the idea. We talked about it, she asked me if it would be alright. I said yeah. It was really hot watching my wife eat another woman's pussy for the the first time, and get her's eaten by another woman. The both really got into it! But OMG! when they got into the 69 position and I started fucking the "other woman", it was incredible feeling my wife's tongue tickling my balls while my dick explored that tight hole. It was a night to remember . We did it several more times with different women.

>>735824229
So HE was abused by his parents and you're a homosexual. Got it.

Everything is going well for me on the surface. To anyone looking my life is perfect. Inside the only option that is starting to seem practical is death.

I sucked my cousins Cock. Hé was sleeping. I still jerk off thinking about it

i have fantasies about killing people, but i dont want to ruin my life doing it, as i did it in my dreams.

>>735805629
My dad died unexpectedly in January and he was my only friend. Never knew my mom that well. I have a girlfriend now who really cares about me but that's not quite "friend."

A few years back I lost about 100 pounds and got really into fitness. After this I've gained like 50 of it back.

I think about killing myself all the time and think I'm going to hang myself off the small bridge near my house one of these nights soon.

>>735805629
my mom jumped out of a moving car

>>735808872
same

>>735805629
post my wife's pics without her knowing about it

>>735826061
This is a secrets thread, not an autistic incel fantasy thread.

If someone ever tried that retarded shit, the woman would roll over and wake up some night and notice a strange speaker under her pillow saying retarded shit, and then realize she married an autist.

>>735825740
If you really think I'm going to not only indentify myself, but also post private medical information/documents, you're sadly mistaken. The potential for early puberty is there, sure, but her parents already knew all the risks as did the doctor. You act like nothing abnormal has ever happened in the world. I'm not going to waste anymore time arguing, you're right about the risked as I've acknowledged that already. Leave your basement, go outside, get some fresh air. I think you're just jealous bud, it's okay.

>>735813346
>30 women
>as if it made you more sentient

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>>735809218
do you also own a katana

>>735826474
Well it is a secret, as she still thinks it was all her idea. And it wasn't under her pillow, was under the mattress, had it set up to play 3 times a night for 5 minutes at a time, didn't start until after midnight.

>>735825912
Eassiest pussy to get annon

When i was 17 i would sneak in and out of my then gfs house because i wasnt allowed to be dating her. Her 13 year old sister would always catch me.
Eventually she threatened to tell her parents if i didnt fuck her. I thought i was in love with her sister so i did. I ended up enjoying fucking her more than my gf.

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>>735805629
Go home Mr.Dataminer your're drunk

>>735809067
"put to death by a closet"
What? Do you mean he hung himself? Or that he somehow tripped and was executed by his bedroom closet? or maybe a gay killed him or what

>>735826944
Yes it is but you have to deal with a lot of crazy. On the plus side they will literally do anything out of fear of losing you

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>>735826677
You've already posted a picture of your pretend wife's face you retard. Cover up and retract your face, all the names and all identifiable contact info, etc, but post a pic of wedding pics or marriage licenses, medical records, or just timestamped pic of your pretend wife, genius.

You're just stalling because you know you're a lonely little autist that pumps off to trannies while fantasizing about marrying some tranny from age 4.

And you're ignoring the fact that no licensed doctor would ever prescribe these medications to a pre-pubertal boy for years and years, no licensed pharmacist would dispense them to a young child for years and years, and no nurses involved in the care would neglect to report the doctor for malpractice. Theoretically it could happen and it would be abnormal, but it's not going to happen in this highly regulated society of ours.

>>735809218
U might be a psycopath...

>>735820653
jesus how the hell can you stand not brushing for 10 years. 1 day without brushing and all i can taste is the disgusting bacteria in my mouth

>>735826896
People easily wake up from voice. People spend about 1/3-1/2 of their time sleeping in a light sleep. In reality, someone would get woken up or already be awake, hear the voice, be a little suspicious, investigate, and find the speaker. This isn't a fantasy thread, stop being a faggot.

>>735820252
are you jewish?

>>735810379
Kek nice one fren

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>>735827288
Here you go. Now fuck off nigger.

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>>735805629
Sometimes....
I post on /b/

>>735806450
>whatsapp
Yeah she's too busy being Mark Zuckerberg's personal slut and you are the cuck

>>735825527
>happy relationship and love SO
>want to date someone else
pick one, you can't be feeling both. not being in love/happy is enough reason to dump someone

>>735805629
I'm in the middle of a 2 year long plan to make my ex kill herself

>>735827726
>here's a pic of a girl that looks nothing like the tranny I posted earlier

Alright, I guess you really got me there, faggot. How could I possibly dispute the legitimacy of this bullshit now?

>>735822879
bs, you will cough and splutter and probably puke the first time you deep throat, it takes practice

>>735827454
IDK what to tell you. I did some research on sleep teaching and followed what I learned. In the recording I said things like you are asleep, you can here these "thoughts" and remain asleep. All I can say is it worked for me.

I let my dog lick my dick when I was like 13 years old. He kinda liked it and really licked it really hard and fast.
I didn't cum, though.

>>735827875
unless she did something heinous to you there's no point in being so hung up on an ex bitch that you need a plan like that

>>735827875
story?

>>735827996
You could always just admit that you're a lying retard. The only way that would work is if they're in REM sleep, the only time of sleep where the brain forms any sort of memory. Stop trying to impress the proud people of /b/ with your retarded ass fantasies.

>>735813052
Sooooo u made your sister suck your dick cause you where mad at your ex wife?... wat?

>>735813628
Was it gud?

Boring confession, but here goes. I'm 20 years old and i don't have any motivation at all. I don't really look forward to anything and I don't have any plans for the future. I'm doing ok with my studies but i don't really find joy in anything and I can't see myself working or doing anything in the future. I'm mostly doing things for parents sake and to make them proud of me, but my whole life just seems like some kind of facade.
I'm not suicidal and i don't do self harm but i can understand why some people would give in to such things. From my perspective it just seems meaningless to study and work with something you basically have no interest in and then grow old and die. So i'm probably just having some sort of existential crisis.

>>735825818
post now

I'm trying to get my aunt alone so I can fuck her.

>>735813851
U a furry

>>735809924
Fag in denial.

>>735828292
Not lying, don't care whether you believe me or not. I know I got to watch my wife have sex with another woman and have sex with them both, with my wife thinking it was her idea! So you just go ahead and believe what you want to, don't matter to me. To be totally honest, I didn't think it would work either. But it did.

My gf think I have been working late at work. instead i have been visiting hookers; I don't know why i am choosing to pay for something I can get for free

>>735827842
IDK. I also sometimes fantasize about the other guy. It doesn't take too much of my time because as I said i'm happy but sometimes I can taste that hint of bitter ''road not taken''

>>735824759

Bump this, I want greentext

>>735815582
Kek

>>735828736
>Stop trying to impress the proud people of /b/ with your retarded ass fantasies.

I'M COMPLETELY ALONE
AT A TABLE OF FRIENDS
I FEEL NOTHING FOR THEM
I FEEL NOTHING
NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGG

>>735827875
Man who seeks revenge must dig two graves

I sometimes put my dick in my sisters mouth while she's sleeping, I came once she almost woke up.

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>>735827927
It's the same girl you fucking inbecile, how much more fucking proof do you need? Jesus Christ, even you were in fire you wouldn't even believe it.

>>735829256

You know we can track back images to see where you stole them from to create your imagnary gf

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Back when I was young (around 5 I think) me and my buddies got curious about our bodies. At one sleepover we played with each other's cocks and fingered each other. None of us are even gay.

>>735829256
lets see tits then

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>>735823866
>You know I've logged over 5,000 hours of psychiatric research on wikipedia and tumblr, right?
>has a chronometer to time himself every single time he read on psychopathy
>citing tumblr. As a legit source of information

>I shouldn't even be wasting my time with you, everybody knows psychopaths have IQ's greater than 2 standard deviations above the population mean.
>damage controlling this hard

>You should just consider yourself lucky I'm too lazy to find out where you live.
>pic related

>>735829127
One for the body and another for the head right?

I am extremely sexually atracted to other girls although I have a gf.

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grand.xxx.auto.com

>>735817142
TOPKEK

>be me
>21st birthday
>drink gets spiked
>collapse on bench
>wakes up in some guys empty bed
>try to run
>he catches me
>tells me not to talk
>force feeds me a bowl of eggs

>>735805746
Ok MW

>>735815157
And what's your secret fantasy now?