You've got her attention. Now what do you say to seal the deal?

>>735796921
please respond

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>>735796921
I answered

>>735796921
"Sorry, I have to ask people on the internet how to socialize with women, so we won't be having sex tonight. On second thought, I'll probably never have sex in my natural life."

Hope this helps.

>>735796921
"Let's get you a happy meal!"

>Focuses attention on 3D
>When should focus on 2D
So young, so much to learn

>>735797935
I don't understand this reply at all.

What's the story in balamory, you sexy cunt

>>735798211
Hentai >real girls

>>735796921
Get your fucking elbows off the table, were you raised in a barn? I swear to god did you eat everything? You go throw up til you're your pretty, I'll tell you when to stop. Fuck, I can't go anywhere with you.

Why the fuck am I here again? Did I really just but a $60 salad and $40 wine for this ugly* chick? I'm gonna go get wasted on some $5 booze

Dya wanna root?

>>735796921
I'm uncircumcised

>>735796921
"Please clap"

"Don't turn this rape into a murder"

>>735796921
>Tell her she is a whore and that she should cover herself.
>Go and tell our Alim about it.
>Testify about it later
>throw rocks at her later after the Imam gives judgement

>>735796921
how much for half an hour?

>>735796921
how did i get barbara palvin's attention in the first place?

>>735799391
Judging by the look on her face, you sat down at her table uninvited. But take your shot- you only have a moment before the bouncers arrive!

>>735797080
gotta learn somewhere...

I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

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>>735796921
Lean in close and whisper in her ear:
>"If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight."

>>735796921

>"Do you like my fedora? I have 20 more in my pony-cave.. wanna come to my place and see me play samurai with my authentic ketana?"

if this doesnt open her legs nothing will...

>>735796921
I have a dig bick

"Hey, baby, how YOU doin'?"

It always worked for Joey Tribiani. (Of course, he was fictional.)

I'm a hardcore ironman

Walk up to her and sit down while remaining eye contact. Be sure to smile, not to big tho. Tell her, hi, my name is anon and I know you know how good looking you are so I won't repeat that BS. I just wanted to come over and introduce myself. What's your name?

>>735796921
How much for the sex?

>>735798494
>60 dollar salad

>>735796921
"Want to whip it out and whoever is bigger tops?"

>>735796921
Hey baby, ever get your asshole licked by a fat man in a overcoat?!

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>>735801114

FUCK OFF TO B
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>735796921
Suck me beautiful

>>735796921
Nothing because women are a waste of time and money.

>>735796921
Your question is irrelevant. The time, effort and connections involved in dating 10/10 A-listers is such that if you are able to get to a one on one dinner with her, the deal is already sealed. All of the legwork went in before this pic was taken. The look on her face would be one of inevitability not potentiality.

>>735802551
C'mon Nova

>>735796921
Ayyy gurl, wanna see my Pokemon collection?

>>735796921
"thanks, you too!"

>>735796921

My go to is always tits or GTFO

>>735796921
ayo wagwan piffting lemme get your bbm pin

>>735796921
Relax turn around and take my hand

>>735796921
"Just a sec. I have to ask 4chan"

>>735796921
Fucking beta ass bitch. I'd go with something like, 'You really look stunning in that dress. I bet you'd look even better out of it though.'

By the way I have herpes.

>>735796921
Since we're using a greasy 70's porn lens anyway, should we go ahead and do the horizontal monster mash?

>>735796921
So are you part of the mental malignancy known as liberalism?
You are? Kill yourself for being a inter-race breeding slave.

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>>735796921
since that is barbara palvin i would soil myself and pass out simultaneously

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>>735796921

>>735796921
Eeh, uuh, do you watch anime?
Eeh, hmm, My little pony is good, uhmm.
Uuh, eeh, I think I got to go now. May I call you sometime?

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>>735796921
what do I say? something along the lines of "hummina hummina hummina" and make this face.
I am not good with the ladies.

>>735796921
By telling her I own a 1986 Nissan 300ZX Z31

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>>735796921

There can be only one reply

>>735802513
This is B retard

Convefe

"Would you like to read my blog?"

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>>735796921
>pic related

>>735804134
Only people from London and surrounding areas will get this line

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AYY girl, you like katchup?

>>735796921
There is only one way that I will release your mother from my cellar...

>>735796921

>I've got a question. Do you have any idea what a broke ass fag like me is doing at a location like this?

>>735796921
>so... were you out of clothes or something?

Let's see. Uh, well... I'd have to think about it.
I might show up in a tux - ha! - but I doubt it.
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do,
And look her momma in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you!"
Hurry up, bitch. I'm hungry. I smell spaghetti.
I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"
Her dad will probably start trippin', and get me pissed.
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips.
It's dinner time. We're hearing grace from her mother.
I pull a forty out and pour some for her little brother.
I'm steady staring at her sister. "I'll tell you this...
You know, for only thirteen, she got some big tits."
After that, your her would try to jump again
And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin.
After her mom does the dishes and the silverware,
I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear.

>>735796921

You are beautiful... being with you makes me want to be a better man.

I'd say, "There's no way I can afford dinner in a place this nice. If you feed me here, I'll eat you out."

>>735796921
Hamilton is overrated as fuck

>>735796921
"Snort and blow time, baby. I have a lot of coke."
It worked at college parties more often than not. Now, not so much, honestly...

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>>735809465
that's no way to behave!

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I'd kiss her. No talking.

>>735796921
What do you want to do later?

>>735796921
"Wanna bet I can get three sharpies up my ass at once?"