>ITT Post an image that describes your life.

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>>735782528
>feel this way everyday

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>>735782528

Is it ok to post in this if your're happy?

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>>735785298
no get out

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>>735782528
L O N E L Y

>>735785672
>sadness

>>735782798
Hammer?

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>>735782528

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>>735786886
To help you smash that meal.

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>>735782528

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>>735787234
Well that's sad as fuck

>>735787061

>>735786717
Accidentally knocked somebody up?

>>735783800
I've been using the laptop extensively since I was a preteen and that's over 9 years ago. I can say for certain that this level of rot would never happen. At least on a practical use base. In fact I doubt mold could actually grow if you are contastly tapping/scratching keys anyway.
Photoshopped or a no life who literally scrapped moldy cheese and waited a few months.

>>735787281
So is the human condition.

>>735787246
Fuck that'd be so awesome.

>>735785285
lost at 9% battery

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found in gf's phone, fml

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>>735782950
You've soiled the punmaster further than the fan base already has. Tibia honest I threw up in my mouth a little bit. This isn't humerus. Ulna-t be the same ever again after witnessing this atrocity.

>>735787583
sorry paul

>>735787583
Rape her

>>735787814
i'm just fucking her as a toy now, will dump her later

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>>735787583
>Year of our lord 2017
>Trusting women
Asking for trouble tbh.

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>>735787583
Get a friend to forge papers saying you have HIV or do it yourself.

>>735787234
that's surprisingly crushing.

>>735788126
nah i'm thinking of doing a gangbang on her with some friends (i'm sure she'd agree to it) and leave her on the street somewhere, naked and with all the cum, then dump her

>>735788126
>forge papers saying you have HIV
What a sort of half assed limp wristed pussy ass bullshit is that. Just go rawdog some sketchy hoes off backpage until you're actually positive.
I bet you cowards don't even smoke crack.

>>735788167
they may have been delivered and thrown away or may have never been accepted and then thrown away. either way... wew

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>>735788167
Not as crushing as having you friend of 4 years disappear after you inform him that you have romantic feelings for him!

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>>735788225
>no

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>my life

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>>735782528

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not just this but a large factor. don't have any pictures showing that there are no jobs and I'm about to be homeless.

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Erase the infidels for Allah.

>>735788264
you male or female, I could see a guy getting freaked out knowing his friend want to bugger his bum.

>>735787583
>so i just happened to find this on my gf's phone
>guy's name is even Ray Ray
Yep; seems perfectly believable.

>>735788489
I'm a male. But still, I wasn't forceful, I was just honest. I can't believe he just disappeared. I made a conscious effort to not be creepy. I felt a little piece of me die when he declined, and felt a bigger piece of me die when he disappeared.

>>735788576
If the two of you have been regular hetero buddies for ages then you out of the blue just confess your homosex tendencies and feels for him that's going to be awkward no matter how well you break it to him. It would be weirder if he didn't stop talking to you.

>>735788576
Yea it was a calculated risk that he says "no". But just disappearing... what a son of a bitch, actually.

>>735787354
Married with children. Realizing my life to myself is over and all that's left is to aspire to work myself to death in a job I hate so I can (((provide))). It's not the worst life but not the one I wanted.

>>735788645
He well knew I liked dicks. He was a pretty chill person too. You don't seem to understand how close we were. We would talk almost on a daily basis and he shared things with me he would nobody else.

>>735788645
lots of people could have probably handled it better than that.

>>735788704
I don't know why. I've asked a girl out once too. Mind you this was my junior year of highschool, so 5 years ago now, she laughed, and said, "That's cute." Then walked away. I don't know what the fuck I do wrong. I'm a relatively quiet person but I'll hold a conversation. I'm smarter than most people, but anymore that doesn't mean much. I'm not mean spirited in anyway. I like to think I'm a pleasant enough person to hang around with. But I'm not sure. I don't think I do anything wrong.

>>735788736
>Married with children
So yes then?
Other than that you have my sypmathy; although I would argue that in this day and age you should have known better... Unless she trapped you with a pregnancy.

>>735788779
>GOMAD
Wait people actually do this?

>>735788741
>He well knew I liked dicks
So does it also then follow that you knew full well that he's heterosexual and would never be into you?

>>735788741
While I understand him feeling awkward as all fuck, he was a cuntnozzle to not even just have the friendship ruined but to literally leave and cut all contact.

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>>735782950
Such a heinous crime

>>735788779
Obsessed with being/getting fit but still cannot get a girl cause you have a shit personality?

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>>735789357
Not as heinous as that fucking this. Holy shit what is that?

>>735789254
I didn't know. He didn't mind being very close to me. We were playing Vidya at a friend's house and the couch was tiny and he was half sitting on my lap, it was an educated guess. I was stupid I guess. I think I can do things I can't a lot of the time.

>>735788076
This picture is disgusting. Neon vomit

>>735789298
I wish he wouldn't have, he meant a lot to me. I guess he just felt like we couldn't be friends anymore. I'll try calling him tonight. It's been 2 weeks since he's vanished. Not even a goodbye, I just want closure it all.

>>735789438
But otherwise he'd done nothing to actually exhibit legitimate homosexual behaviour, you tell him you want to run a length up him and then are surprised that he doesn't want to be in this incredibly awkward situation anymore, yes?

>>735789473
Please tell me somebody was crucified for this.

>>735789473
>Cookies and ketchup
Very exquisite taste you have my Good man

>>735789563
I never take risks in life. I thought I could this once, this one time. I thought our friendship was stronger too. I always expect too much out of people. You can't trust anyone.

>>735789641
You need to grow the fuck up buddy. Most people are terrible. Things will usually end badly. You are going to face a whole lot of rejection in life. Either give up and end it all or embrace the shit and see what happens friend. Complaining and whining about the shit doesn't do a thing.

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>>735789612
I have many tasty snacks

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>>735787583
If real Im sorry man
>also rape the bitch

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>>735789155
No. I married because I was the last one left of my friends not with a family. The girls my age were all used up and it was getting harder to connect to someone ten years younger. I don't think I deserve sympathy really. I'm lonely and marriage isn't a cure. All I can do is stare at the kids and think, "this should make you happy." Idk why it doesn't.

>>735789822
nah imma do this >>735788207

>>735789803
Suicide has sounded like an appealing option for a while. I'm upset at myself more than anyone else. I try not to come off as bitching, I was looking for advice was all. Sorry for upsetting you.

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my life

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>>735789807
That steak is kind of shaped like Africa; needs more black jellybeans.

>>735788972
>she laughed, and said, "That's cute." Then walked away. I don't know what the fuck I do wrong

Feel you man. Story of my life.

>>735789888
>Idk why it doesn't.
If I had to guess I'd say it's because you made a move out of what you felt was just obligation, rather than a conscious decision that you felt was best for you. It sounds like you've basically strived for what other people wanted for or expected of you; rather than what was really right for you.
But I have been wrong many times before.

How old are you?

>>735789890
>fry likes leela
>she shoots him down
>feel sort of bad for fry
>fry continually makes attempts at a lost cause for someone who doesn't seem to like him that way
>start losing any sympathy for him

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What do I win.

>>735782798
i wish this was my dinner id smoke up all that weed

>>735788207
So not content with her being railed by strangers; now you want her to cop it from men you call your friends? You sound like you're into this shit.
>advanced stages of kekkoldry

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>>735790291
And throw out all that food then play Racer for ten minutes until you get bored of it. Then put in a better Star Wars game, like Shadows... Yeah.

>>735790327
imma tell my friends about the story beforehand, so we can all just fuck her hard one last time

>>735786899
thats a good dad

>>735790427
All bullshit aside though I really do hope things work out for you. All the horrible shit so very many women do; I can't understand how any man can be so trusting of them.

>>735790059

And my axe

>>735782798
Oh, very good.
I'm gonna have to use this for something.

>>735790400
That fucking game.

wampa stompa for life

>>735790168
To old for /b/ probably. I've been here for a while. It helps to unload here and just watch.

Friday I had to drive a girl about 6 hours away for a contract. She was 22. Nothing happened other than talking but it reminded me of a lot.

And yeah, your assessment is pretty much right on.

>>735790536
it's just hatefucking at this point, she probably still fucks with those 2 guys, so why not just let my friends enjoy her and then leave her

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>>735789807
MILK STEAK!!!!!!!!!

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This thread will know pain

>>735782528
ITT: OP fell into a freezer tube, went 1000 years into the future, fell in love with a sewer mutant, then, using the universal time code tattooed on his ass, came back a 1000 years and is pining away for his lost love in the upstairs storage he rents from his pizzeria boss.

>>735787408
and with those things in mind you haven't considered the possibility that someone spilled shit on it without cleanng it up properly, and then closed it and stored it away again thinking it would be fine, and then when they went to go use it again BAM. ?

>>735790620
One of my all time favourites.
>Even if you don't wamp or troop cheat the game is still fucking glorious
>Participate in the battle on Hoth
>Get to do the tow cable shit
>Two later flying missions - one where you fly, one where you ride as a gunner
>Explore and run through numerous compounds and structures
>Variety of projectile weapons
>Varied bossfights make you continually change tactics for defeating large enemies
>Can even use seeker camera to see if your rockets are hitting shit when they turn corners
>Jumping between carriages and trains hurtling through a deadly junkyard
>You ride a hover harley with blades on the front
>A fucking jetpack
>Fight an underwater poo sarlak and even kill Boba Fett
That whole game is just wall-to-wall with solid vidya gold and it was released twenty years ago.

>>735790652
>To old for /b/ probably. I've been here for a while. It helps to unload here and just watch.
Mate I know exactly what you mean. I get most of that, too.
I wish I could give you some advice that might help; but you're really in it man. I don't know what to say. Sorry.

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>>735782619
This is me.

>>735788264
Reminds me of the time I met this girl and we instantly hit it off and became super close. Knew each other for a while an were already talking about getting a place and stuff.

Then she just disappeared. Like off the fucking grid. Didn't see or hear from her for years until one day was looking at someone's myself (this was relatively new and still popular) and decided to look her up for shits and giggles. Found her living in another state engaged to some weird fucker and had a kid and everything. Their kid was named after me.

It weirded me out so bad I wasn't able to get close to another girl for years

>>735791332
myspace* woops

>>735788576
Know them feels bro.

Drunk with bestie. Kiss him. Make out, fuck. Don't talk of it again. 3 months later he's gone entirely. Moved out, won't answer calls, his folks won't tell me anything.

Been sharing a house for a year, mates for +10. Solid Bros. The thing I don't get, is if he wasn't up for it, why'd he go thru with it? We both had casual gf's, but lived day to day like an old married couple. N one night destroyed the best relationship I've ever had.

First n last truely gay thing I've done.

Dammit

>>735787354
it is his cumjar

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>>735791332
How do they do it? How do they not have some overwhelming feeling of, "Oh wow if I do this it'll crush someone and I'll be a horrible person for doing it,"?

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>>735791378
>The thing I don't get, is if he wasn't up for it, why'd he go thru with it?
Not the guy you replied to, but my best guess is that he was curious, plus the grog helped him throw his inhibitions to the wind. Then the next day he sobered up and felt some combination of deep shame and embarassment that caused the whole fleeing the scene of the crime thing.

>>735787109
is that positive or negative

>>735791378
I can't speak for him but my best guess is that he really regretted taking it that far and was probably afraid that it would happen again if you got drunk together again. No one really wants to be around someone they thing is gonna fuck them while they're drunk, especially if it's your best friend. Shit's really hard to process. Likely he just wanted to start fresh with people that weren't gay.

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Found out GF was cheating. Had no clue. Then i learned ignorance is truly bliss

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>>735791670
Wow.

>>735791468
"Eh he'll be fine."

"Well I need to do what's right for me, sorry if it hurts"

"I mean it's not like I owed him a relationship or anything"


Realistically, people that date around aren't good at forming interpersonal relationships. If they were they wouldn't need to date around. The sad truth is that they're just selfish and out to make their life as fun for them as they can.

The whole "ethics and morals" thing is basically just something they mimic when they have to. Had a girlfriend years later that basically faked her entire personality during the beginning and then when she got bored with me she just flipped the switch and was a different person hanging out with different people overnight.

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Going good!

>>735790258
He gets her in the end /b/ro

>>735791632
>>735791572

Obviously, your both essentially correct. Except he came on first, were mucking about, relaxed n comfortable. I'd never thought about it, but just kinda kissed. Then I got all shamed, went outside. He came out n said it wasn't that werid, n brought me back inside. The night progressed.

Bah, well in the past now. I can understand it was weird for us both, n perhaps some distance would be for the best. But to fade out entirely... Not cool dude. I thought he was a better bloke than that.

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>>735792814
interesting
tell me more about that image, anon

>>735787583
Act all lovey dovey, take her and her family to dinner while you keep saying you've got a huge surprise. Then when you've all eaten you show the texts she's been sending those guy and make sure her whole family knows what a whore she is

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>>735782528

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>>735791468

The unified bitch theory is incorrect. I believe the lyrics are "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, which implies that ALL bitches are either a hoe or a trick.

That diagram has the majority of bitches independent from hoes and tricks, so it's wrong. The bitches circle should be in the middle of the other two.

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I feel bliss, and freedom

>>735794423
Then why are you here?

>>735784486
Buddy I am literally watching DS9 as we speak

>>735790879
Have YOU considered this is likely three month's worth of cumshots, accumulating until the laptop's keyboard can no longer be used, after which the user leaves the item behind and moves on with his life?

Also, this appears to be evidence of some kind. Like criminal evidence.

Loads of jizz on a keyboard left to fester for weeks after police catch the rapist evidence.

/b/'s evidence.

>>735794503
I don't know, really, it's like I'm happy and sad at the same time, sometimes I feel a lot of joy, but sometimes it feels like I don't feel anything at all

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Not the picture I wanted but, pretty much this, power station in the background = working = money is in the back of my mind but there, open countryside where I feel happy and free and smile, that's a friend in the picture in shadow, I see him once a fortnight? Only true person I call friend. I have a dog to but she's not in picture.

My life.

>>735795246
Besides that I'm so fucking depressed.

>>735795246
what country?

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A lot of losers feeling sorry for themselves and their first world problems.

I suspect 98% of you don't have any real problems.

Wait until you grow up, have a real job, a family to support. Then you will know real worry and stress, unlike the "no gf" situation that's currently consuming your time.