Why is it so hard to find a nice boyfriend who isnt a faggot.

>>735778157


Straight guys don't date guys. Do you want a bisexual boyfriend?

>>735778230
yeah something like that.

>>735778157
Transition and you'll find one

>>735778157
Why can't I find a decent guy who isn't a complete faggot? I'm a masc guy and I do have my gay moments. But i'd rather be cracking open a cold one with the boys, than waiting for my faggot bf to finish putting on his make-up.

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You think you've got it bad? Try finding a twinky bottom boy who isn't a total faggot.

I met my bf on a lewd gay video chat room. We've been together for six years, and I'm not letting him go, because of exactly this problem.

He's into some shitty alt-rock with vocalists that just whine, but other than that, he's pretty masc.

>>735778300
Haha nooo. I like being male. occasional crossdress would be my limit. my hairs decently long anyway

>>735778157
That's a real problem, indeed.

9 out of 10 faggots out there behave like absolute trash, it's embarrassing. Last guys I was involved with were actually straight and had never been with a guy before. Even though they were all pretty young, we always agreed that faggots who behave like complete idiots are a fucking cancer to this planet.

This is a real problem that most likely don't have a solution, and actually expands once you start realizing that in order to find that 1 faggot out of 10, who do NOT behave like a complete moron, you have to look almost in the dark, since you probably wouldn't even know they're gay if they didn't say so.

I blame leftists for this bullshit, but I never really had much of a hard time to bring my straight targets around to participate in my faggotry.

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>>735778443
i dont wear makeup =^)

>>735778668
how do you get straight guys to mess around with you?

>>735778740
They have to be relatively young, but since I don't really like older guys it works out just fine.

It normally takes some time, but I essentially just treat them like a girlfriend. Pick them up, pay for food, talk to them, send message, invite them over, touch them, hold them, etc. They give in surprisingly easy, if you just act natural, and if you aren't too sticky.

If you're a cool guy they really enjoy to be around, they will be laying on your lap in the first few days, if you're open enough, and if you don't scare them away by making any retarded "moves".

Me and the last guy I dated would give each other shit if one of us started acting gay. He was military and not all the way out and I'm gay but don't consider myself a faggot. I prefer it better when people think that we're just bros than it being obvious that we're ass fucking each other.

Try living in Asia. There's even more fairies here.
No idea why they feel like feeding up the stereotype.
Got myself a fine Viking bf though, thankfully.

>>735779093
The one before my last one avoided me almost completely in front of other people, it was funny to watch.

We could've spent the night holding each other in bed, but once we were out of his house, he would keep an arms length distance from me at all times, it was funny to watch when we were out to eat, how he always acted cool and distant, not even talking too much, but turned into a baby once we were in his room.

>>735779053
aww thats cute. I wish that had happened to me. I'd try that myself but im typically a more submissive person

>>735778157
I volunteer. I fucking hate all of these gay guys who make it seem like being a faggot is the only aspect of their personality. I am also sort of a twink but if its any consolation I'd totally be down to take steroids

>>735778502
i saw you guys fuck on that video chat :o

i forgot your name but hes giz

>>735779410
He was too. All of the guys I've been with were extremely passive when we were alone, but often very different when we were out, I'm not sure if it's my "caveman nature" that forced them into this more "submissive role", but they always changed quite a lot in public. Except the last one, who was actually a lot more talkative in public than when we were alone.

Fuck I miss him...

>>735779670
wtf dont take steroids lol, youre probably bigger than i am anyway

>>735779785
and how do you meet these guys? Asking for a friend

>>735779866
this

>>735779811
nah, Im pretty short to begin with so im honestly a little insecure that my body is too "feminine" to be considered masc. Definitely want to try out steroids for that reason alone

but I can a ways take out my irrepressible sexual appetite on you when I cycle ;)

>>735779866
I knew them for years before anything actually happened.

I met two of them in this cyber café I used to go back in the day, and the last one was actually the cousin of the second one, and he introduced me to him, but we only became close friends at a birthday party. He was lonely and he was too cute for me to waste the opportunity, I got his number and the rest is history. We ended up talking about fucking dragon ball, of all subjects, and got pretty close reasonably quickly afterwards.

The other two I got close by actually giving them more attention than usual when they were around, got their number and started planning shit.

I guess it's just easier for some people to, like, develop a relationship with other people. I didn't even know this was a problem for others before I joined 4chan, to be honest, so I know it doesn't always rolls naturally with others.

>>735780397
Iol there's no fucking way I'd pull that off GG

>>735779760
which site?

>>735780518
Exactly, it's hard to explain because it's always very natural to me, I do know what I want from the get go, but the friendships actually develop on their own, I just tend to give a small push.

One of the guys I was planning on doing stuff with, I met through a guy who I only became friends because his aunt was an old teacher I knew, who lived close to a restaurant I used to go quite often, which ANOTHER guy I did stuff (but almost nothing) showed me a few years earlier.

I guess using the connections you already have is a good way to meet new people. If I can take anything from my personal experiences it would be that. All the guys I've been with were friends I met through other people in some way. In all cases I got closer to them because they were cute.

>>735778157
haha i'm totally that guy.

>>735778157
> masculine/straight
> passionate buttsex

Pick one

there are a ton of handsome masculine gays that are totally normal, but they're hard to find.

>>735781593
They don't have to be masculine/straight at all times, they just have to act normal in public, and not make that retarded gay voice most faggots make.

because they dont stand out

>>735781749
Willem Dafoe in Boondock Saints. Kek

>>735780978
dont even remeber the name of the site. used shitty generic webcam chatsoftware room was boyz or something

>>735781752
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me "You don't /act/ gay" when they find out I'd probably have like $4 because I'm not some flamboyant cunt.

I was at a house party once where there was this obnoxious flamboyant faggot. He would never shut up about how he loved to make straight men question their sexuality, I pushed him off the front porch of the place while he was throwing up, pretty sure he landed in it.

>>735782055
Does it offend you when people tell you don't act gay?

It would offend me if people told me I did act gay, to be honest. Acting gay is just so fucking retarded I wonder if people actually do it on purpose.

>>735778157
>Im just a cute little twink boy who wants a normal straight bf
Um, I have some news for you...

>>735781936
cool, you found us on tinyfail. We miss that place.

>>735782286
>Does it offend you when people tell you don't act gay?
a little. Like how am I supposed to act, exactly?
It bothers me m or when some chick goes full fag hag and tries to rope me into her bullshit of the week. Nah bitch

>>735782489
Yeah, you sound like a fag, indeed. Never mind what I just asked, I see what is going on here.

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>>735778157
>boy who wants a normal straight bf.

>>735782435
yeah. i liked oba :)

>>735778157
normal straight men aren't gay, the ones that are would hide it well

>>735782736
He's actually right, this is actually a huge problem for normal faggots who don't act like complete morons. Finding another faggot who doesn't behave like an idiot, isn't fat, isn't nigger, or "trans" is really difficult.

The vast majority of faggots are those obnoxious retards no one wants to associate with, so it's really difficult to find one who isn't a complete degenerate.

>>735783244
Fucking for reallll dude, and I have no fucking clue how to put myself out there without telling people im gay. Ive tried tinder but I live in LA (born and raised here, not some fuckboy who moved here from the middle of the nowhere) and gay tinder is just filled with weird transmen, faggots, and overall boring cookiecutter theater gays
W2C bf?

also fuck grindr just a bunch of hairy latinos with pouty lips

oh yeah white men only

>>735783244
eh, i can see what you mean. but....being gay = being a fag

if straight men were interested in gay men, they'd end up becoming 'fruity' eventually

>>735783618
I don't understand online dating apps. I don't understand online "dating" at all to be complete honest with you.

One thing I learned from being a decent faggot was that if you really want a meaningful experience, you have to stay as far away as possible from anything that has "gay" on its name. Those places are always overrun by absolute lunatics.

>>735778157
It's weird, I'm having the opposite problem. I just want to find a cute little twink fairy, but there's only masc tops or oversized bottoms. Midwest fucking sucks. I'd love to find a cute twink with a small cock.

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>>735778157
, have you ever seen broke back mountain, that's the closest I can think to a 'normal' gay relationship one of them ended up dying. Gay relationships are just not meant to be, all you can do is sex

>>735784046
das me but im in la

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>>735784777
That's pretty much a fact everyone should know. Too bad 99% of all faggots drank the "lgbtqaipg" kool aid and traded their individuality for a rainbow flag.

>>735784777
Trips don't lie.
There is literally no goal to a homosexual relationship other than anal sex. You can't procreate. There's just no purpose to being a faggot. Faggots are quite literally contributing to global warming by needlessly existing. They should all kill themselves if they care about the planet.

>>735785278
theres no purpose unless you give it one, like fighting alongside your bf in the racewar.

>>735785379
You can't prolong the existence of your race so again....there's really no point in participating in a race war.

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>>735785379
Good point, fellow white fag. Good point.

>>735785494
not with that attitude

>>735785651
It's not about attitude.....faggots physically can't advance the existence of their race unless they procreate with a female. Which defeats the point of being a faggot. Just admit faggots are a waste of space on the same level as niggers.

>>735784046
That's me except my dick is huge. It's as thick as my wrist, about 7 inches around and 8.5 inches long, also really hate the fact that so many gays have centered their entire personality around being gay.

There must be something in the water in Columbus, Ohio, because there are twinks everywhere. Maybe it's just the gene pool. Fuck if I know. Lots of porn companies recruit around here.

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>You will never live on a farm with you masculine conservative bf
>>735785762
Well we can donate sperm at least. That's something I guess.

>>735785762
Kill the faggots last, retard.

There's too many people still actively trying to make the world worse for the white man, you gain nothing from attacking people who sympathize with your cause.

First you get rid of the zionists, then you think about the rest.

If you can't even get your message across without making your audience defensive you'll only contribute to drive people further away from what really matters.

>>735778283
are you cute? I'd be that guy my nibba

>>735786096
How do the twinks look and dress there? And hairstyles too

>>735786179
Do u have a kik or anything

Why are you in need of a man to be 100% manly? Ugh just disgusting, who's the real faggot when all you settle for is alpha males?

>>735786293
post your sc and I'll add you, I just got back from my 3rd night partying and getting no ass.

>>735785494

You can impregnate the coal burners as your spoils of war.

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>>735786302
>Dating an alpha male makes you more of a fag
>Alpha fags date traps and twinks
I don't know how to feel about this.

>>735786302
>who's the real faggot when you only settle for alpha males

>>735786401
Post yours because my username is my real name lmao

>>735786469
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with fucking alpha males, just when its all you prefer thats super gay. And seriously a guy liking Beyonce is a deal breaker? Idk if your joking or not

>>735786605
me too, also don't want a bunch of random in this thread. what's ur age and location?

>>735786605
u can post an email or a reddit account or anything I can message

>>735786656
If you consider yourself "gay" it's a deal breaker already.

Just be a normal fucking individual, and stop listening to trash music ffs.

You can be an individual without being a faggot first. Stop using your faggotry as an identity, fucking sheep.

>>735786206
There's pretty much everything out here, hippy long haired twinks, short haired twinks, twinks with messy hair, twinks with fauxhawks, bowl cut twinks, plenty of twunks too. As far as dress and look, dunno, I prefer them without clothes.

There's a major twink porn studio presence around here though. If you've watched some high production value twink porn, chances are pretty good you've got an accurate sample of what you'd see around here. It's fantastic.

>>735786757
I hope you don't consider urself white

>>735786757
>stop listening to trash music ffs
Well I can't believe you care so deeply about something so unimportant to a relationship
And being a normal individual is kind of hard when everyone shuns you for not understanding why you are the way you are

>>735786750
>>735786706
18 los angeles

>>735786937
Well everyone doesn't shun you, but you know what I mean. People look at you different regardless of how manly you may seem before they find out what you do behind closed doors

>>735786656
Its not that they like beyonce, its that when beyonce comes on theyre like YASSSSS QUEEN

>>735786962
Def hit me with some kinda contact info rn

>>735787052
THIS it's about the personality aspect, not musical taste.

>>735778157
There's literally millions of them.
Just get Grindr and buckle up Bitchboy.

>>735786937
You sound like the exact type of leftist faggot this thread is trying to address.

Why don't you go take a walk and fuck off? Your opinion doesn't matter, and no one here likes you. You're not in a fucking tumblr hugbox, and if you're an obnoxious ugly, fat, or shit-skinned faggot you can kindly just fuck off.

>>735786962
also what's ur political stances and are u cute

just curious

>>735787084
Ah fuck dm my backup instagram the usernames kittytheboyslayer

>>735787155
You already asked if he's cute and he avoided the question, which means he's either fat or nigger.

Keep that in mind.

>>735778157

Dude. Trust your Gaydar.
You will know. Bi-boys also.
The eyes meet and the heart pounds.
Remember; 'Gaydar". Works every time.

>>735787153
No I'm just mad because im a twink faggot with a twink boyfriend that crossdresses. I'm still triggered with your self loathing on the gay community

>>735787295
Yep, you can detect that nervousness. If all else fails, just become psychic.

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>>735787155
Moderatly liberal i guess but theres only two genders and i support trump

You decide if im cute

>>735787388
>crossdresses
Yep. Anyone who gets involved with this type of degenerate doesn't deserve any respect.

You're trash. Kill yourself.

>the gay community
There's no such thing, you fucking pile of garbage. This fucking stupidity is only a tool to make retards like you vote democrat.

Jesus Christ I hate fucking this type of gay, holy shit.

>>735787461
Ayye you look like a sexy surfer bro

>>735787461
if that's you you're the cutest guy I've ever seen, kinda doubting. r u a Pedo?

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>>735787487
Hate me more faggot

>>735787545
and you wonder why people despise you.

>>735787245
Only true on soc

>>735787504
ikr this shit must be off google like look at his eyes and hair

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>>735787245
Neither actually i'd just rather not post a ton of pics of myself on the chan but if you insist

>>735787584
Ask me why I should give a fuck if I'm in a loving relationship?

>>735787461
>gay
>supports trump and pence
You're in for..... a shock
fr though that's not you, I found your main instagram from the one you sent me and u look different

>>735787633
Fuck off. You look like the stereotypical fag everyone wants to avoid.

Can you fags help me out?
I'm a 400lb trucker, ugly as sin and feel only loathing for other human beings, but I keep getting propositioned for gay sex by everyone from flaming lispers to bearmode stealth fags.
I am not gay.
Why am I setting off every homos' gaydar in a ten mile radius? AND WHAT IS THAT MAKES THEM LOOK PAST MY UTTER UNATTRACTIVENESS AND "FUCK OFF" GLOWER TO THINK "YEAH I'D HIT THAT"

Please help

>>735778157
Why didn't you just burn in London today? People like you deserve to die like this. Sad world we live in.

>>735787504
I live on the beach in los angeles
>>735787612
Thank you!!!! I put a lottt of effort into my fucking hair so that means a lot

>>735787741
can I get a social media or something, I want to hyu in a while when I'm in cali

>>735787682
Thats my photography account faggot. I took that photo, im not in it

>>735787899
ik, from the followers of that account I cross-referenced photos you posted, the cute gay surfer boy doesn't seem to be you unless I'm doing something wrong

>>735787975
Youre doing something wrong lol just dm and i'll give you my main

>>735778157

>Im just a cute little twink boy who wants a normal straight bf.

you have a dick,
you want a dick,
you are a faggot,
you will always make straigh guys sick,
all you will ever have in life are faggots.

>>735787975
If it smells bad, it probably is bad.

This faggot is probably just larping as some faggot he stalks. He would've posted timestamp or something like that if he didn't have anything to hide.

I got some weird vibes from this dude when he avoided the question the first time, already.

>>735788047
ur a skinny guy with a username starting with the letters no and ending with L?

>>735788090
actually I'm crossfaded from a party rn, turns out I cross-referenced the wrong thing

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>>735788090

>>735788150
I don't give a fuck about you, retard.

You're dead from the moment you call yourself a "gay" instead of an individual.

>>735788263
Yeah, looks like a disgusting faggot, as expected. Piss off.

>>735788263
fuck you actually are that cute and the selfie was from today? not even at ur best? was I right about the username that starts with an N and then an O and ends in an L?

>>735788121
You found me

>>735788263
No

>>735788263
youre a fucking faggot, die!

>>735788477
>cute af
>artsy
>potentially skates
>follows similar shit so far


why tf do u have to be a trump supporter man fuck

>>735788601
Probably because faggots like you exist.

>>735788644
>actually staying in a gay thread watching gay stuff play out when you claim to hate them


u like the wieners son, don't you

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>>735788601
Because Hillary was a shit human being, with shit tentacles in every shitty corner of the corrupt shit.

And Bernie was a cuck with no understanding of economics.

>>735788794
A thread that specifically brings up the fact that so many gays behave like complete idiots because they trade their identity for a political stance.

You people are a fucking cancer in this world, and you all LEGIT deserve to die. No joke, it has nothing to do with your dick sucking, it has 100% to do with your behavior.

>>735789007
The point of this thread is that there are straight acting gay guys out there, like me and op. The majority are faggy fucks though. Don't lump us all in with that group though.

>>735787461
>>735788263
>Trump supporter
>Cute like that
that would make for an interesting relationship i guess, i'd probably get mad during political debates and hate fuck you before going back to couple stuff, which actually sounds like a better way to end a debate than the regular non-sense.

>>735789092
Do not behave like a faggot and you probably won't be put in the same group as them.

Also, don't tell me what to do, because if you are into this "lgbt community" bullcrap, you're part of the problem.

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Frenchfag here. Yeah it's really hard, I've never met any gay guy who wasn't a total faggot. And since I'm twinky a lot of old dudes wants to pugg me.

>>735789243
Lol, do you have brain damage, mate?

>>735789230
idk who this guy is but this

I guess agree to disagree but Hillary is factually bad

>>735778157
As a straight married guy when I get the urge to dom a guy all I wanna do is indulge in the sexual fun and leave. Pump, Dump, Jump.

>>735788973
top or bottom?

>>735789494
>straight
I don't think you know what that means.

>>735788263
Post more pics qt

>>735788973
this >>735789502
We will also need butt and dick pics.

>>735789092
>The majority are faggy fucks though.
I just don't see it. I've been with 35 guys (accountant so yeah, I keep track) and none were flamboyant.

I think the issue is that when a gay guy is flamboyant he stands out. But what you don't notice are the gay guys who just go about their business without being noticed. That is basically the 35 guys I knew.

>>735789243
Why are straight people like this so triggered by gays?
projecting much?

>>735789936
I'm not straight, but gays pretty much earn all the hatred they get, especially the ones who call themselves "gays".

You are fucking human garbage if you believe you belong in any "community" just because you suck dick.

>>735789494
I think this summed it up OP. A normal straight guy wouldn't want a relationship from a fag, they'd just pump and dump

I find the straight acting guys are actually bi, and a lot of the time they keep their gayness to themselves, maybe they go on grindr when they're horny, but rarely get into gay relationships.

Why can't boys be feminine? Why is it that women can be masculine and nobody cares but you see a feminine fag and oh he's obviously just acting how every one expects a fag to act like right?

>>735789882
T H I R T Y F I V E ????
and i hope to never be with more than 5 in my whole life, holy fuck

>>735790129
I'm 64. Actually I thought that number was low. Not that I'm trying for any records.

>>735790041
Read this>>735790098

>>735790098
No one gives a fuck about women, but if you're born a man, you ACT like a man, especially if you suck dick. You have DOUBLE the responsibility to honor your masculinity if you suck dick.

If you choose to behave like a chick, then you are choosing to be a sub-human. It's just that simple.

>>735778527
MarbleDuck?

>>735778157
Try drinking bleach.

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kill yourself fucking faggot

>>735778157
Bottom?

you can find a manly woman tho

>>735790710
Women are just like the gays, trading their own identity for stupid propaganda sold as ideology.

Fucking idiots.

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>an actual faggot who hates gays
>happens to be Op

4Chan, ladies and gentleman.

>>735778157
Gays frequently have this problem. Gay men are usually flamboyant and femmy bottoms but they're most attracted to red-blooded alpha male types. There's a shortage of gay alpha tops in the community, so the few that there are generally are getting all kinds of man-pussy.

But if you're really wanting a masculine alpha guy, it will likely just be a hookup thing, because those types are usually not wanting a relationship with a sissy (though they may fuck one discretely).

>>735778157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvSL2tzp1nM
this thread

>>735778157
have the same problem.

>>735778157
sauce plz?^^

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I would like a straight acting bf. Its so hard to find any in NZ

>>735792526
His Instagram is t.taylorx

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>>735778157
>twink boy who wants a normal straight bf.
>straight bf.

>>735790273
Fuck you and your gender roles. I dont have to adhere to acting like a man if I dont fucking want to

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>>735778157
Yeah that's the thing though I guess. I'd probably fuck you but long term I want a woman.