Just got out of the hospital with 6 kidney stones. worst pain

>>735766525
Kidney stone when i was 18, felt like my gooch was getting impaled by red hot nails 24/7. Ended up going away on its own though

>>735766525
I feel for ya anon. Had 1 a year ago. Lost 2 weeks to pain meds and sleep. Carry on my dude

I stubbed my toe. Like really badly.

Existing

Sensory nerve damage in right arm.
Sometimes it just lights up like a fucking christmas tree and aches worse than anything I've ever felt before.

Cluster headache/migraine would be second.

Most of the physical injuries I've sustained haven't been that bad honestly, it's the few that I can't filter out that really gets to me.

I had gallstones, un-diagnosed for 3 years. Was up the hospital 2-3 times a week & they'd just send me on my way saying it was psychosomatic or I was just constipated.

The last time I went before I got the correct diagnosis was out of a mistake.

>Be me.
>Over the course of 3 years.
>Throwing up constantly.
>Waking up not being able to breathe.
>Horrible pain going through chest to back.
>Couldn't eat anything.
>Went from 15 stone to 9.
>Go to hospital 1-3 times a week.
>Triage nurses say its psychosomatic or constipation.
>Last time going to hospital.
>"Its just constipation"
>The cunt prescribes laxatives.
>Didn't put my file to the back.
>Get called in again.
>Different nurse.
>Said I look a little yellow & the symptoms I explained shouts gallstones.
>Go in for an ultrasound.
>Couldn't see my gallbladder it was so full with stones.
>Said I need an emergency operation.
>Emergency > 3 months later???
>Go into surgery.
>Anesthetist nearly kills me.
>1-2 hour operation turns into 7-8 hours.
>Get my gallbladder removed.
>Wake up to fit nurse telling me I need to go to the toilet & eat something.
>Tell her I'm fine & discharge myself.
>Been okay ever since.

To this day it was probably the worst pain I've experience although I'm pretty sure kidney stones are a lot worse, which is why I'm so damn afraid I'll get them too.

Twisted bollock

Had an anal fissure surgically removed. The days that followed were the worst physical pain of my life. I've written paragraphs on the details, but I'm too drunk right now.

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When I was 15 I tried sliding off a tailgate, but my shirt or something got caught so I ended up getting slingshotted to the outer corner and thrown on the ground arm first. I was crying a lot and wouldn't let anyone touch it. I was sure I broke it or at least cracked it, but got off lucky with a sprain.

I'm pretty sure I was a weak ass motherfucker then though. I've rammed my shin into my bed frame at walking force, making a golfball sized lump, and didn't really blink. More recently, I've cut a piece of my finger off with a knife like a dumb ass, and even then, I just got annoyed and gasped at any particular stimulation, bled a lot.

>>735766525
Maybe now you will drink more water and less soda you cretin

>>735766525
I nicked my knuckle against a cheesegrater a few days ago and it still stings!

>>735767108
One time when I around 14, I was playing soccer indoors with a stuffed ball with my little brother. I went to kick the ball full force, and instead my toe nicked the edge of one of those old-timey heat registers attached to the floor of the wall, and it split my toe off. I'm actually missing my right pinky toe because of that. Let's just say, it hurt quite a bit.

I cracked my head open while rock climbing when I was 6. I still have a scar.

My apendix was havin its issues until I had it removed.

>started like a stomach ache
>pushed it over like it was nothin
>It escalated into vomitting bright green bile and half digested food really fast
>refused to go to the hospital
>eventually, feel so shitty I bite my tongue and go anyway
>couldnt even stand up straight
>had to slouch over to even function
>it was ruptured and had leeked out its contents.
>got it removed and felt better.

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>>735767600
>socialized medicine

was run over by a bus, one of my legs literally exploded. I heard the wheel crush my bones as they got pulverized. Not only the worst physical pain I probably will ever experience, I'm fucked in the head for life now

>>735769110
As someone who works in American hospitals, we ain't much better.

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Had a sebaceous cyst on my ribcage that got so infected that it turned black and hurt to even move my arm. Doctors had to freeze it before removing it which they did by poking it directly with the needle, the pain there was indescribable.

Then, after I was left with a 2 inch diameter hole in my side, they had to pack it with a new string of gauze every day to drain it properly. I wasn't allowed to be on anesthetic while this happened. I felt every single piece going in an out.

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apparently i have a resistance to a lot of anesthetics

>dinner fork break my arm
>get rushed to hospital
>they give me this new type of pain killer
>does nothing
>wait for 4 hours cause canada
>doctor brings in group of students to check out my arm
>break is so bad none of the doctors had seen anything like it
>damaged my nerves my whole arm felt like it was on fire
>still waiting
>finally get brought in for them to set it
>put me under
>i gain consciousness halfway through them setting it
>pain is so bad that i cant speak
>so bad all i can see is white
>still dont pass out
>after what felt like hours pass out
>wake up feeling nauseous

pic related

>>735766525
heart broken, still hurts till this day.

also dubs.

>>735769919
fuck!

>>735769919
Gay

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When I was 11, I was shot in my right eye with an air soft gun.

Roll over wreck grand mom fell asleep on way to Colorado middle of nowhere basically pulverized right above my ankle and ejected from car road rash all over including face. 13 at the time two hour long trip to Nesrest hospital painkillers not working. get rolled in immediately for X-rays they try to put me under still not working pick up my leg by the break excruciating pain pass out. 19 waiting to turn 20 for some cash trust funded for the truck being a recall ford

>>735766525
first time anal sex, idk how to explain the immense pain of it

>>735766525
I broke a tooth once. It wouldn't have been so bad but the first dentist told me to wait and see if it gets better... and it didn't.

Had surgery in my lower torso. This was a freak accident but the anesthetic took a while to work. I felt about 30 seconds of the beginning of the procedure. I never complained about it, seemed pointless to mention. The days after the procedure sucked too but i was too mediated to really feel anything

>>735769747
how the fuck can a dinner fork break an arm

>>735772156
its the name of the type of break, cause the arm bends out like a dinner fork, i broke it playing soccer

>>735772577
thanks anon

>>735766525
You climbed those hills, private?

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>>735772156
>>735772577
It happens when you USE a dinner fork to steal someone else's tendies. Its actually the heavy downward blow from the would-be victim that causes the break.

>>735766525
Had shingles on my face 2 years ago... fuck me that wasn't fun

>>735771498

Let me take a wild stab here and say the dentist was jewish.

>yes goy dont worry lets just wait and see what happens ;^)
>oh no it got worse! tsk tsk we should have had it taken care of immedietly now youre going to need a very expensive procedure

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>be me
>10 years old
>dash toward my bed full speed with intent of landing all-fours on mattress
>just miss mattress with knees and ram all weight at full gallop both shins into the metal bed rail
>realize i dun goofed
>clutch shins with both arms and wait for the pain delay ...
>fetalposition.jpg
>eyeswideaaaaaaaggghhh.jpg

gave myself a cuncusiosn while on a swing when i was small

>>735766525
was building a dam in a small river and accidentaly letone of the stones fall on myright big toe. my whole toe nail fell of and it became green

>>735766525
Stepped on a lego

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>>735774034

>>735767343
pussy

>>735774034
/thread

Testicular torsion.

I saw Jesus and Mr. Rogers.

nothing too bad i guess. the worst would be stubbing my toe real bad. It was blue for a week.

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I have a really hairy chest and they didn't shave me during a sinus procedure once. They left them on, and I yanked them off when I got home. Yeah, I haven't been through much

>>735766525
An abscessed tooth.
It was as close as I'd ever come to losing my mind. It was constant, intractable pain for 20 hours before I could see a dentist.

>>735774834
Oh, I didn't mention what they left on was the ekg stickers lmao

>>735774870

Ive been on that ride, anon. It sukkked.

>>735774870
Whisky bro, the only thing that got me through mine

i broke my little finger playing basketball


not too much pain experienced here

Broken Elbow to the point that it was fully bent backwards, shit hurt like a motherfuck until my adrenaline kicked in.

>>735766525
I peeled a hangnail all the way down to my palm

>>735766525
Every day I wake up.

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>>735775269
>>735775228
>>735774708
>>735774034

>be me, 19 (5 weeks ago)
>need circumcision to do the sex
>after 9 months of arranging and pushbacks finally get the op
>having to tear off the gauze and bandages off of my poor mutilated dick, literally 50 mins of screaming agony
>stitch comes out with gauze, blood everywhere, pain like someone stabbed me in the dick with that youtube 1000° knife
>go back to hospital to get re-stitched, one day later infection has overridden my dick
>literally too painful to walk for a week, didn't pee for 4 days
>ff to today, the pain is gone but there is a very clear fission/lack of skin where that stitch came out

Is this what I deserve for being born genitally defective, /b/

>>735775504

Doctors? Stitches?
Why didn't you just rip it off with your teeth like a Real Man?

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>>735775228
>>735775491
Pic Related, this is fully extended straight for my arm now, its been 2 years since it dun broked.

>>735775504

i got circumcised at age 5. i don't recall any real "pain". the stitches were a little scary, because my dick was little and they were these giant thick black things like plastic hairs so i didn't like them but they dissolve and fall off. i swear, i can recall sitting in a chair, pantless and watching tv afterwards but really... i don't recall "pain" and i know they didn't cut any "sensation" and it's been great for the next 35 years.

>>735775504
None of this would've ever happened if you'd been born Jewish, or had civilized, responsible parents.

>>735775907
Are you Left Handed?

>>735775907
nope

Got 2 badly infected wisdom teeth out, doctor didn`t do a great job sewing the skin back in place, but anyways
>Don`t get put under because fuck that, just have localized anesthetic
>get given oxycodone to fight pain
>when anesthetic wears off, take the perscribed amount
>dont know im allergic or some shit to it
>does the opposite of what its supposed to do
>pain goes from a 5ish to 10/10 for the next 5 hours from both the tooth ache, and my little bit of back pain i have every so often, and a headache from the surgery
>pass in and out of consciousness for 5 hours
>finally done, now cant eat shit for the next 2 months because i can`t take any of the painkillers
>so fucking uncomfortable for 2 fucking straight months

Literally the worst experience i`ve ever had. i was about to actually shoot myself during this. My other story is getting a catheter put in when i was 11, but this fucking blew that out of the water

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>>735775907

dafuuuuuugg!?

>>735776182
>>735776050
whoops wrong post

>>735766525
Kidney stone for me as well, although the thrombosis in my liver was extremely painful as well.

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>>735776194

Didn't they give you a course of antibiotics before the extraction to knock the infection down first?

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Try a truck slam ending with a severed femur.

during a tour in Afghan I got my right leg blown off by an ied. As the medics were rushing me out we got ambushed so i also have a bullet wound in my right abdomen. Now the government takes care of me

When I broke my collar bone in a skiing accident. I had to deal with my bones grinding against each other in an area where the nerves were concentrated constantly. Couldn't get a cast or anything to fix the problem, so I was just bed ridden for an entire week and a half straight until the bones started to fuse together again.

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Nothing can ever compare to the experience I went through 10-1-14, slammed my truck right into the highway roadside monument at such a ridiculous velocity I'm very upset I have to live disabled.

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>>735776658
That's what fucking sucks nigger dick, having to have your fucking bones heal themselves like fuck you doctor

>>735766525
Right there with you anon. Got three more that I am waiting to pass.

>>735776860
Talking jaw broken 3 spots, busted eye socket and nose, broken neck, spine busted in 3 spots in my lower back, broke my ankle and the truck engine mercilessly crushed my left leg in half.


Bet your fucking ass I convulsed.

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>>735777221
The pain was legendary. Recall thinking to myself after calming down a bit, holy shit this pain is on a brand new level. I never ever feel this extreme pain, wow. Ok. I fell into a mantra of repeating the word it's ok for a good time, finally the medical arrive.

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my girlfriend broke up with me

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>>735775504
>Get circumsized as an adult
I'm uncircumcised and I don't understand why guys feel like they have to go cutting up thier dicks. Most chicks don't care, and the ones that do suck at sex.
Also no need for lube for masterbation is the best

>>735777602
>hygiene
>most girls do actually prefer circumcised
>hygiene
>some people get problems with their foreskin and do it for medical reasons
>hygiene

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>>735777590
Gr8 b8 m8 would rate 8/8

>>735776450
yea, but the area was all fucked still, and i had big skin flaps and shit left over

>>735766525
I had acute pericarditis for a week
>Couldn't breath if laying down
>Walking hurt
>had to try to sleep in chairs only would get 1 hour of sleep a night on average
eventually got diagnosed about two days away from dying, and had 500ml of fluid drained from around my heart (only should have 25ml) and around 1000ml from around my lungs (plural lining)
Oh, and then there was a week of having tubes sticking out of my chest to drain any more fluid
>mfw I just graduated and lost the last two weeks to party with my friends (this was just two weeks ago when I had the surgery)

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

>>735778333
Trips don't lie.

Fragileman detected.

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Got attacked by a rottweiler last year. The tendon is fucked up, and I have permanent nerve damage.

>>735766525
Testicular torsion, twisted 8 times.

Was in agony for 10 or so hours passing in and out of consciousness from the pain, doctors tried to tell me I had gastro.

I lost one of my nuts.
I would not recommend.

I had to get 2 root canals on my 2 front teeth... they put the numbing medicine on wrong and i was on laughing gas so i was just sitting there suffering and was considering suicide by the end of it since i couldnt talk at all and felt like a doll

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>>735777761
>Hygiene being a problem
Yeah, if you live in Africa or don't use soap.

A medical reason is the only viable excuse.
I've never had a girl refuse to have sex with me because I was uncut. I had a couple say they didn't like that I was uncircumcised but they were fucking awful in the sack.

Got rapped by my boyfriends brother, (I'm a gay BTW) thankfully only by his big sausage fingers. Real rape, mind you. Actually waited until three o'clock, dragged me into the living room etc.
I had these huge anal scars and developed a hemorrhoid. Dad didn't want to take me to the doctor out of embarrassment and for nearly two weeks I had to endured horrendous pain, as some days I was forced to go to school, I passed out in the bathroom a few times when I HAD to go, and I could not sit down. He finally took me to the emergency room where we found out it was just in the middle of turning infected (my dad didn't believe I had scars, he just thought I was being a pussy over a hemorrhoid)
Well Anyways I got the cream, pills and required bedrest, and survived, but the scars will stay for a long time. I can't piowerbottom like I used to and my ass is like, EXTREMELY sensitive so while I still love fucking, its more difficult than it was.

>>735778508
>8 times
how does this even happen?

>>735778630
I don't know.
I was 11 at the time.

Imagine getting punched in the nuts by Goku, that's how it felt.

>>735778592
My brother had sex with a guy he met on Craigslist and this guy had a prince Albert and it rip out this guy's dick and it cut the inside of my brother's ass hole.

I had to baby sit him for a week because the same thing happened to him, he didn't think it was as bad as it looked and he almost past out from pain and got it checked out.

I don't envy homos

>>735778832
Dude those things are fucking gross. But that had to suck for your bro, man

>>735778743
Dude, same shit happened to me. Not sure how many times it twisted but I did end up having it removed. I was 13 at the time.

>>735767600
Same thing... cunt doctors misdiagnosed till an ER doc got it right. Stabbing pain chest/back. I thought I was having a heart attack.

>>735778832

dafuq is a prince albert?

>>735779389
Piercing on your dick head.

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>>735766525
gallstones

can't drink alcohol (ever)
can't eat foods with to much fat in (similar effect to alcohol)
feels like your having a coronary

>>735773801
>gave myself a cuncusiosn while on a swing when i was small
>cuncusiosn

It seems to have had lingering effects.

Climbing accident. Landed on a branch that impaled me through my hip and nutsack. Paralyzed from the waste down, colostomy bag, and only one nut. Still not as much pain as OP goes through when he gets fucked in the ass.

>>735778522
You're such a fucking pussy. I didn't get laughing gas and it was fine.

>>735778579
>all three people you've slept with

>>735779500
dick paralized or nah?

>>735779709
Naw. Dick works.

>>735775907
yeah - you snapped that pretty gud.
Mine wasn't that bad - got reversed over a rock under a dirtbike.
It wouldn't straighten and was about 7/10 pain ; I felt-around and figured-out which bones were impacted and what I had to pull - the outer bone at wrist forward de-impacted it and I could straighten - pain eased-up ; fine by the time I got to hospital - Nurse didn't believe me but the Doctor has a feel where I showed-him and said yeah thats broken - do want some morephine?
Oh maybe . . . and then I had to move it for X-ray!!!! CHRIST!! - I made the mistake of using muscles in that arm ; which pinched tissue in the break!
I relaxed and used my other arm to do the postitioning : Fine.

>>735779782
nice

>>735767600
>go to the toilet & eat something.

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>>735766525
I have super sensitive skin and eczema. For me, sweat = rash, and during heat waves like this one, I'm in agony, trying to fight against the urge to itch everything. I clip my nails, spam hydrocortisone and baby powder to stop the sweating, but still I itch. At the end, even when I don't itch, my irritation becomes a zit wherever I was itching at.

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>>735767658
oohh that sounds nasty

appendicitis

Alcohol induced acute pancreatitis was pretty cool. Haven't had a drink since because I ain't going through that shit again.

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Went dirt biking and managed to drop the bike on my foot. Broke 3 toes and metatarsals. Shoved my big toe into my foot about a inch. Breaking it didn't hurt. When the doctor yanked it back in place sure fucking did. Then broke it again in the shower 3 days later. Had to get a plate in this time.

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ocular migraine

Haven't had one in 4 years but I still freak the fuck out if I begin to think I see a blind-spot in my vision.

>>735773749
MY SIDES!!!!

> be me be 17
> in the shower, fucking love hot water
> drop the soap, bend down to pick it up
> fall on the floor in a heap
> shit something's not right
> my kneecap is at the back of my leg
> wtf is this real life?
> then pain
> like real fucking pain
> leg twisted at an angle, acl torn, patella literally behind trying to rip through skin
> 2 months wearing a brace, on crutches, walking at the speed of granny, endless physio
> fast forward 6 years
> walk in cafe
> just mopped the floor
> I end up on my arse
> suddenly that familiar eye screamingly torturous pain
> look down, yep, kneecap sitting at the back of my leg

I've never felt pain like a dislocated knee. Its almost enough to make me pass out. Apparently I'm susceptible to it and have to prepare for it to happen at anytime. May decide surgery, will just see if it happens again in the next couple years.

>>735780844
fuck! that must be terribly painful

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>be about 12
>every day after school going out into the woods to work on fort
>fort complex includes ~30' high tower made from trees I cut
>climb up the tower hammering-in diagonal supports as I go
>near the top securing last of the branch supports, standing on branches i hammered in along the way
>branch i'm standing on pops loose
>i fall straight down through the center of the tower
>head face and limbs barely miss all the crossbeam supports as fall
>land on ground bellyflop style with one leg under me
>barely miss like 3 short stumps that are only about 2" wide (could have been impaled on them)
>legs and pelvis busted up
>vomit
>crawl home through the forest dragging myself with hands and one leg
>get in tub and try to recover before parents get home from work
>end-up seeing the doc the next day, massive bruising. said i was lucky to not have shattered my pelvis and if my pooh is dark, tarry, or bloody go to the ER immediately
>recover enough, leg has never been the same since

>>735769348
RN here. Our hospital got bought out by a new company a year ago.
>says things will be different from here on out
Wtf? Things were fine before
>immediately starts getting on to people for stupid shit like hostile work environment
these things were contanstly reported by people over hearing someone say "you're a dumbass" to a friendly Co worker in joking manner
>workplace constantly hostile due to snitches trying to get others in trouble
>people quiting/laid off left and right
>company says they plan on fixing things
>that was 4 months ago
>work with a fucking jew who thinks snitching will hedge his bets as they reward this shit
>girl was literally that guy off recess that everyone hated
>working a case with her
>say something referencing trumps speach in Syria to a doctor I love working with cause he's actually funny
>jew bitch overhears fun time
>says "is that what you really think?"
>fuckin lose it
>call her out in front of the whole staff for causing 90 percent of all the problems that exist because she instigates half of her bulls hit
>tell her the lap dog persona she and the other Jews have is the reason everyone has quit and that it's the reason no one keeps her in the loop
>she starts crying
>tell her go ahead and report me. Might as well give her a real reason
Get called up the next day

>>735771227
Please. Do try

>>735781014
Dude. Dislocated knee cap, wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I know a chick who had this happen to her, she said it was a worse pain than when she gave birth.

I'd post a pic from google to show you but I can't even look at that shit anymore. Just makes me wanna vomit.

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>>735781066
also this is part of a 3-part series where I also got struck by lightning and got hit by a car. good times.

>>735778436
same on you giving the dogs a bad name, rottweilers are peaceful, you mustve done something to provoke it!

Crushed my big toe on my right foot by accidentally dropping a cinderblock on it in the 11th grade. My toenail is still discolored and crooked to this day.

>>735777761
This was the reason god made the Jews cut up. They were to fucking stupid to pull back and wash under it
>well I guess we have to cut it off
>we are uncivilized and don't know that I should pull back the skin and run water over it
If you were uncut you would probably look at your cock and think cutting it up would be easier than 3 seconds of soap and water

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>>735780844
yuck, leg snapping makes me nauseous

>>735767600
Same, i remember a few nights that i could barely breathe, i just slowly rolled around on the floor while listening to women whisper on YouTube s distraction. And that was after taking a bunch of oxy.

I finally got around to doing a cleanse and felt better since.

>be me at 19
>Never cried in pain, not as a child or anything
>Broke my toes as a child, like 3 toes and rebroke them 2-5 times because it looked cool when they were the other way around. No crying
>Broke foot when I fell out of a tree, no crying. Couldn't walk, but I didn't cry
>week or two ago
>gets flu
>Very dehydrated, i'd been drinking as much water as I could but I'd throw it up or shit it out before it could be processed
>Kidneys feel like I was just punched by a boxer
>The headache.
>Worst pain of my entire life.
>Saw flashes of light every time a sound happened
>head felt like it was in a vice grip and just pressure out the ass
>Rolling around in bed crying like a bitch
>Eventually fucking heavilly medicate
>HARD painkillers from druggy uncle, Excedrin, tylonol everything.
>FINALLY goes away a 5 hours after it started.

I couldn't sleep, couldn't move, was crying like a bitch. EASILY the worst pain I've ever been in. Drink your water kids.
I'm still fucking sick, but that was the only bad headache. I'm chugging lots of water and holding it in best I can. plus staying medicated as fuck.

>be 2011
>out hiking with friends
>find old factory
>decide to check it out
>roam around for about 30 minutes
>just when we are about to leave, jump from ledge
>realize my feet is completely stuck after the landing
>look down
>oh fuck
>big piece of rusty metal scrap has pierced my boot and gone straight into my foot
>takes a few moments before the pain sets in
>starts screaming, fall over
>realize that it's sticking out just above my ankle
>oh shit a good 35 cm of metal has gone through my foot completely
>friends take a look, goes completely white
>instantly calls the emergency service
>20 minutes later the helicopter arrives
>I've been screaming all that time from pure agony
>get shoot up with morphine
>main artery in foot severed
>several nerves and tendons severed
>7 fractures
11 hours of surgery, infection and then 2 years of physical therapy. Most pain I've ever gone through. Still have no feeling in my toes.

>>735766525
I've had a total of like 8? And a case or two of kidney gravel. It is shitty, but Flomax and Vicodin save the day

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>be me
>6 years old
>after school daycare cause mom works
>playing on jungle gym in playground
>decide to create a perch at top of jungle gym with a board I found by spanning it across the top rungs.
>sitting on perch
>enjoying myself
>board slips - world comes out from under me
>freefall through center of jungle-gym
>strike every footrung on the way down with my nose
>whap-whap-whap!
>reach ground
>dazed and confused
>wtf happen?
>blood a' gushin
>d'oh!

The end.

>>735769348
In America you could sue the doctors who fucked you up out of business, that way they can't fuck any more poor bastards up

>>735766525

Medication my doctor gave me after a surgery tore the lining in my G I Tract and I shat blood. 4 days in the hospital.
I've been hit by a truck on my motorcycle and broke my ankle but this made me cry like a bitch.

I once took an arrow to the knee.

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>>735781703
dam she looks in pain before that happened

my story

move home cause smaller place and cozier

go to old house to collect old kitchen cupboard on cycle

on way there, chain slips on bike, foot gets stuck under pedal dragging it some distance before i could stop
fucking agony, damaged cartilage

still collected the cupboard by hobbling and holding bike sideways whilst holding it on the pedal

still can't remember why we didn't take it with the rest of the house contents

>>735781592
Another time, I had a super bad cavity that turned into me needing a root canal. Dentist couldn't schedule one for around 2 1/2 months. Ate 800mg Ibuprofen like candy for almost 2 months. Soon enough it lost most effects on me. Ended up getting a root canal about 2 weeks earlier than scheduled, but damn a hole in your tooth fucking hurts. And that's also the time I got addicted to Ibuprofen.

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>>735781598

>>They were to fucking stupid to pull back and wash under it

neh it was because they would get aroused if they touched their pee pee

>>735781592
As a kid I dropped a bowling Ball on my toes. I was young as hell. But my toe nails grow cracked and flaky to this day. IDK if it's related for sure, but I wouldn't doubt it.

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>be at work
>co-worker is drilling lines with a 22mm concrete drill
>BOOM
>feels like sledgehammer hits my hand
>look down, blood is just gushing and pumping out
>the drill had snapped, gone through my glow and into my hand
>severed artery and crushed bone
>boss wraps my hand in a towel, almost throws me into his car
>drives me to the hospital doing at least 150km/h
>took 25 minutes, big puddle of blood in the back seat
>lost 1.2 liters of blood
>still in rehab 8 months later

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>>735767658
>>735779980

Same here... The medical term is testicular torsion.

I now have 3 staples in my bollocks that stop them from twisting.

>Wake up at 7am ready for work
>Pain coming from my bollocks, it feels like I've been kicked in the balls 100x
>Somethings not right
>Wait for the local doctors surgery to open at 8.30am
>Doctor says take this letter and go to A&E (Accident and Emergency).
>Arrive at hospital, I can barely talk and hand the receptionist the letter.
>She proceeds to ask questions about next of kin etc, at this point I'm getting angry.
>Asked to take a seat
>Within one minute I'm put on a bed and given morpheme.
>Within 30 minutes of arriving I'm in the operating theatre.
>Wake up, bollocks are the size of a cricket ball.
>Walk for 2 weeks like John Wayne
>Have a wank, feels good but cum was yellow.
>Glorious national health service.
>Not a penny to pay.
>God save the queen.

>>735782405
probably bad (((hygiene)))

>>735782584
that's wholly and truly fucked anon. what luck. I'm glad the bossman didn't fuck around and gunned it, that's a lot of blood to lose and if you waited around you might have died.

best of luck with the rehab. is it just physio? getting your grip and dexterity back and whatnot?

>>735777469
don't use seatbelts when suicide...

>>735782607
I shower 2 times a day, eat mostly healthy and such... So not hygiene related

>>735782747
>is it just physio?
Yep, my hand has lost about 85% of it's strength.
Two surgeries.
I'm just happy the drill didn't hit me in the head or stomach etc..
And yeah, my boss is great, no bullshit there.
Probably because he's an old army dog. He knows how to react.

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>>735766525
Broke my forearm in half playing football. Had to be surgically re connected. That hurt pretty bad

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>>735782584

Dam, dude!
Why your boss no tourniquet that shit?

>>735766525
2 weeks of straight mild migraine,pain,puking,weight loss due to poisoning. worst 2 weeks of my life

>>735782973
>Why your boss no tourniquet that shit?
Well he kinda did, the towel was wrapped very tightly. But bled through after just a few minutes.
Tying a belt or something around it could have cost me more, blood loss in a hand for a long period is not good.

>>735782973
not him but doctors say tourniquets do more damage than good in most cases. if anon lost his hand then yes, because there's nothing more to lose by tightening it off. but if you twisted a tourniquet around his wrist he might have lost his hand when he wudn't gonna bleed-out anyway

>>735782927
shit man, crazy but glad to hear it's on the mend

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>>735781108
Did you get fired?
I genuinely interested.

>>735782584
How can a drill do such damage? Fuck..

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Ingrown toenail. Not once, not twice but 4 times was i dumb enough to tear my toenails off instead of just using scissors. Walking around with an infected toenail hurts but its nothing compaired to the operation to remove them. Pic related are my toes. I guess the doctor said "fuck this kid, im not operating on him a 5th time" and actually removed my whole nail lol. Ask away

>>735769747
Have you lost much feeling in your arm?

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>>735783439
>How can a drill do such damage?
Big heavy drill spinning extremely fast.
>pic related, same type of drill that snapped

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Not wearing a seatbelt in a car crash
>tfw i flew 50 feet.
>tfw i broke my neck
>tfw permanent spine damage, cant feel my legs.

Got my dick pierced at 18. Am apadravya. It hurt pretty bad. What was worse was a year later after it healed I had it sized up from an 8 gauge to a 6 gauge. The transition was so painful I nearly went into shock. After I stood up I couldn't even balance myself. Drunk walked out.

>>735783470
Your right toe looks like one of those memes where they make the facial feature super small. I can almost see will smiths face mocking me.

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Had a spill on my bike, my jacket grabbed my forearm and my upper arm and pulled them apart, tearing the skin on my inner elbow. This wasn't even the worst part. The swelling/bruising was terrible, all the way up and down my arm was blue and black, in the mesh pattern on the inside of my jacket.
Spent two weeks having to keep my arm elevated above my body because every time it was lowered down it felt like it was swelling up to the point of exploding. Excruciating pain.

Got a pretty neat scar out of it though.

>>735782584
>>735783573
Fuck. I'm guessing it snapped in one of the hammer cycles. You might as well have been shot with a .45. God damn anon if that thing had hit your head, neck or body it would have been goodnight.
I hope your physical get's better and congrats on having some cool pics of your fucked up hand.

You are obviously a pussy fag male. You guys are such huge pussies when it cums to pain

I have a few. I'm a fairly unlucky guy.
>have serious case of glandular fever
>tonsils and throat so infected and inflamed I have about 15% breathing capacity
>butwait.jpg
>already on some strong meds for back injury
>declare it all and they say to keep taking it and they will dose around my current regime
>theydungoofed
>have a near fatal overdose of anti-inflam drugs
>pain was 11/10 screamed for 5-10 mins to be killed
>they give me all the good shit
>don't remember anything for 2 days
>lost 3 stone in a week
>stomach fucked for ages
>couldn't eat for like 4 weeks
>kept me going with drips....
Fucking nhs man...

>>735784038
thought this was cp from the thumbnail

I broke some bones on my back at the same time. Couldnt walk for 14 days and even breathing was painfull as fuck. The best part was that you get no fucking real painkillers here.

>>735783470
Omfg you are the biggest pussy whinging about this

>>735783470
women must love this.

>>735784222
Trips niggas
Another 1 before I go back to work
>working out in my local gym
>getting seriously pumped up
>go to sit down to do some sit ups and core exercises
>basically jump and and sit because adrenaline
>land on a cable track and break my tail bone
>instant passout
>wake up in an ambulance
>couldn't walk for 2 months
>got fat af
>still have issues with back since then

>>735781703
Idk why but this is so much harder to watch than 70% of the rekt threads that pop up. That is just fucking awful. Every. time.

>>735783974
Lmao
>>735784405
Yes hihi
>>735784413
Never had them talk about it tbh

>>735766525
I had 1 at 16 thought I was gunna fuking die

>>735766525
Kidney stones? pfffft. Trigeminal neuralgia, it has a nick name, suicide disease. I don't have it but did have that particular nerve infected. Shingles on the face. Pure hell for 3 months.

>>735784779
Can you walk the same? The big toe is the main toe for walking so did they give you a fake one, or?

>>735784779
fuck dude,thats brutal

>>735784860
Nope I limp a little bit. Getting used to it though.
Still hike and wander in nature and do my job.

Not at all a real physical injury but I had to get pepper sprayed with Sabre red OC for my job in Corrections. Not some cheap Wal-Mart shit, real hardcore. We got to wash up pretty much immediately but that first five minutes was hellish.
Other stories include eating shit down a dirt embankment like 15 feet high, onto a street, on a bike. Road rash and a concussion.
Also got shot in the temple by a paintball gun when I was like 9. I was so shocked the pain never really set in, and it wasn't a straight on shot.

> Be me got dank teeth, bad enamel.
> Go find halfway competent dentist.
> We got this bro, pumped so full of Novocaine eyeballs are numb.
> Missed a spot, pulled 4 live teeth before I could even strangle him.
> Heart pounding thought I may need defibrillator.
> Can't even conceive levels of stress and pain.
> Done.
> Stitches in brings new chompers out shoves them into my gob with the force of angry gorilla.
> 24 hours, then take them out man.
> Ok, couldn't get any worse right?
> Shoved them into the holes left by missing teeth, stitches with them.
> 20 min trying to get them out pulling out stitches with them, oh fuck me.
> 10,000$ and Six months later got a new permanent set of great looking teeth.
> Gonna be buried in the fucking things for all I went through.

Still, totally worth it.

>>735783470
Andy?

>>735784779
Jesus fuck almighty..
Now that's a brutal fucking injury. God damn.
Thanks for the reminder to never handle a gun tired or drunk.

Other than my head I did anal once.
Seriously... OUCH, how pornstars and sluts just lay there and pretend to like it is nuts. It's full on asscramp for like 4 minutes and you can't breathe. then after that it's like your insides are being blended.

Bled for about 20 minutes after, not serious bleeding, but a few drops big.

>>735784450
Friends suggest I squat
They tell me to start with body weight squats
Load up weights on rack
This seems like a lot of weight
Unrack squat bar
The next thing I know I'm in an ambulance
Fucking squats man

>be me
>11
>grandma has this fish pool thing in backyard, brick pool with a brick wall behind it
>wall is overgrown w/ ivy
>decide to climb over wall bc dumb kid
>get on ledge between wall and pool
>fuckin wasp flies out and stings me in the cheek
>fall back and badly bruise my leg on edge of pool
>head keeps going and hits the brick ground hard as fuck
The worst part were the headaches I got. Immediately after i felt sleepy but docs said i could fuck my head up doing that
>that night sleep is the only relief from headaches
>parents wake me up every 30 mins because doctor said so

>>735785246
That's called rape kek.

>>735767365
have you tried psilocybin for you cluster headaches?

Nothing too extreme, although I suffered from really bad headaches in my teens to the point I was unable to do anything except vomit. Thankfully it stopped in my twenties.

>>735766525

I'm not accident prone but I once had a pulled pork & coleslaw sandwich that near killed me.

Woke up in a cold sweat, ran to the toilet liquid lava burning my ring.
Woke up 3 times during the night.
Woke up next morning, tried to sit up, my whole body was aching, and fizzing like the kind when you get an electric shock. Lay back down as my head hit my pillow the "impact" made me dizzy as fuck, was just like being car/sea-sick.

Whole body in pain, can't move, can't sleep.
Bowels start gurgling begun considering the price of the mattress against the effort to go to the toilet. Consider just shitting myself rather than moving.

Sit up, white-stabbing pain runs through me. Get up and hobble to the toilet again, explode again.

Finally get back to bed, 3 days just shitting water and keeping hydrated.

> Stay the fuck way from mayo.

Also had a friend in autoshop who dropped a big ass sandblasting nozzle which raked his chest pretty much point blank. He has a scar like three inches wide that runs from his left nipple to his right armpit.

>>735784779
what does your big toe look like now? how did they deal with your proximale just sticking out like that?

Getting my ear ripped off on a wrestiling rope sucked. The time i fell off a 14 ft cell hurt like hell (twice in one night.) Or the time i got thrown through a wooden table on fire.

>>735785321
Not really... I mean even if I didn't care for it it was consentual.
I guess we didn't use enough lube, or I just wasn't stretched enough. I guess if I kept trying it I'd grow to love it or something, but assblood doesn't look good on undies.

>>735785246
Bad teacher didn't know what he was doing. Broken in more than one girl. Never hurt them like that.

>>735785386
It's just a scar where my toe used to be, at work now but can post pics later.
And they just removed the remaining bone. There was nothing to cover it with anyways so chop chop I guess.
Strange thing is that I can still wiggle my toe (it feels like it's still there)

>>735785433
I read online you're supposed to lube it twice as much as you think you should, and then go slow as fuck for the first time. Taking minute breaks or something.

We just jumped in head first, we used lube, but honestly I thing a bit of spit would have done better than that shit.

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>>735776649
I wanna be a big heroic US military soldier!

Then I won't ever have to worry anymore and a lot of people will think i'm very important.

>>735766525

The worst pain I've experienced as of yet is breaking my arm

>be me
>15 m
>hyped up on Monster
>in playground
>climb climbing frame
>Climbing frame tall af
>sit on top of climbing frame
>fall backwards
>do a flip
>seriously do a flip no joke
>think I will land on feet
WRONG
>Land on back flat
>out cold for about 5 seconds
>wake up
>arm is hurting
>friends come over
>"I think I broke my arm"
>friends help me to road nearby
>mum picks me up takes to hospital
>waiting for about 6 hours for doctor
>gets pain killers
>broken humerus
>healed after 5 weeks (clean break)

Never really broken many bones apart from my pinkey finger when I was 6, jumped into a ball pit and it got bent backwards

>>735766525
>tool
nigger.

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>>735784779
>fucking toe is completely blown off

>>735782588
fucking hell, man... that's horrible

>>735784779
Couldn't they put the toe back on?

>>735785561
Yeah, just show and easy. Takes up to a half hour or more of just easing into it, lots of lube. And more practice afterwards. Eventually your body will get use to it.

>14
>Riding bike through neighborhood
>Bike slips in gutter slime
>drop bike
>drop self
>Right leg goes into storm drain
>Snaps like a twig just under the knee
>Major nerve severed
>Bone heals, nerve does not
>33
>still no sensation below my right knee, wear an ankle brace and walk like Frankenstein
>Get an offer to take part in a medical trial of a nerve regeneration treatment
>Involves implanting spidersilk and some other weird shit for the nerves to grow along, and getting regular treatments of mild electric stimulation
>First step is minor surgery to stitch all the shit together, then wait for it to heal before starting electrotherapy
>Get surgery
>Wake up screaming
>Unimaginable pain in my right leg
>Completely incoherent
>Pain relievers do nothing
>They keep me sedated to keep me from attempting to cut my leg off or commit suicide
>Eventually they cut the implanted material out and it's back to (useless) normal
>Doctors baffled, but nobody's willing to try again
>Years later get an email from one of the doctors with his best guess at an explanation
>Part of the implant was silver/copper threads
>I had a titanium plate in my shin right next to the nerve
>Might have created a battery with my body fluids as electrolyte
>Resulting in direct nerve induction of current

>>735785726
Not the same anon but if your big toe gets hit point blank with buckshot there is no toe left to attach... I'm guessing the remaining toe was splattered like minced meat.

>>735785736
Half an hour of easing? Good god...

>>735785380
It wasn't the mayo. Mayo gets a bad rap from the days when people put their grilled burgers back on the plate they came from raw. Everyone blamed the potato salads mayo. Mayo has preservatives and acids to prevent bacterial growth. Blame under cooked or mishandled pork or something on the cabbage, it's raw too.

>>735785505
fucking metal dude. The feeling is probably due to the fact that the feeling of the top of your big toe and the one beside it is supplied by the same nerve, and the feeling of the bottom of the toes is supplied by a different nerve that also services the 2 aforementioned toes plus your middle one. kinda weird

>>735785810
Yeah if ones a virgin. Depends size of cock I guess. I'm like 8 and girthy so it takes me a while to not hurt them.
Worst was just a maybe a little tear spot of blood if not enough lube but nothing like you had.

having my lung spontaneously collapse three times, and on two occasions needing a tube placed into my chest while awake with just local anesthesia.

spoiler: it doesn't fucking help. you can still feel a massive tube being shoved between your ribs for 10 minutes while you try to not fuck it up by moving.

>>735785789
That's really fucked up. Body is one strange thing.

>>735766525
well, i had two wisdom teeth that basically had to be drilled into pieces and pulled out a piece at a time. i was in the chair for about 5 hours. but the absolute worst was when i broke my foot off. it was broke at a right angle to my leg and the ankle was completely crushed. tore tendons and ligaments. i was basically standing on the bottom of my leg bone with my foot pointing the other direction. that sucked. then i had to climb an 8 foot fence and crawl to the nearest house and beat on the door to get help. it was about 3am so they naturally thought i was breaking in. so the cops came and arrested me. i finally got to the hospital about an hour later and the bastards cops tried to claim i was a criminal for about a week after that. so fucked up

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>>735785726
it was blown off anon, not severed. learn the difference.

>>735785594
Lucky fucker.
I broke my humerus so bad it needed a plate, 7 screws and 8 months to heal. It NEVER stops hurting.

>>735785978
They were like 6.5-7 and not girthy, About half dollar coin around. Still felt like a charlie horse in my ass, I could feel my heartbeat in my butt. It was painful as hell. Whoever was the first person to try it, and think to continue was insane.

>>735785859

Whatever it was, I stay away from coleslaw, mayo and any kind of meat that isn't whole. If its not a single piece of meat I don't fuck with it.

I'm lazy as fuck and there's nothing more than I like than chilling in bed. But I hope never to get anything remotely close to what I felt them days.

2 kinds of pain:

Chronic dislocation:

>shoulder constantly dislocates
>surgery to fix it
>resurface joints
>tighten muscles
>harvest bone from shoulder blade and screw into shoulder cup

Months of rehab and 3 years later it still kinda hurts

Overdose:

>straight edged college kid killing time before going home, done nothing other than drink

>take 3 kinds of epilepsy meds
>be retarded and not take them for 3 days
>take all 3 days(9 doses) worth at once
>having cold, take sudafed(not supposed to)
>go to bed at 2 a.m
>nightmares AF, wake at like 12:30
>take dose for new day
>ohshit.gif
>room begins to spin and I fall to the ground vomiting
>5-ish hours of vomit
>roommate freaks out and calls ems when I fall asleep in vomit bucket after 7 hours
>ems doesnt tell ER im ODing, thinks i'm autist needing to be picked up
>sit in waiting room while shaking and vomiting uncontrollably for 2 hours until roommate comes and tells them I'm ODing
>rushed into ER
>drug tests and anti-vertigo meds
>have so much of one drug pee comes back false positive for PCP
>ER staff are fucking retards
>spend night in hospital, no sedation because they think I'm a junky
>questioned by 10 different people
>head feels like I'm on intense rollercoaster for 36 hours

Fuck the hospital system. They're a bunch of scam artists and insurance lets them charge whatever the hell they want.

Drank some fermented nigger milk whilst hitch-hiking around morocco. Got some stomach bug that was basically eating me from the inside. About 12 hours of non-stop stabbing pain followed by a month of water shits. Hurt 100 times more than breaking my collar bone, nose and 3 fingers after falling off a wall.

Moral of story is don't drink fermented nigger milk on the side of Moroccan streets.

>>735786173
Sorry you got a bad first experience that sucks. Next time make sure they know what the hell they're doing.

1. Collapsed lung aka spontaneous pneumothorax

2. Kidney stone

>>735766525
> Be me 9 years old
> At night i start having a horrible pain in my stomach
> My mom takes me to ER
>Doctor sees me
>"We're gonna leave him in observation for an hour"
> Doctor gives me some painkillers, useless.
>An hour pass, pain did not stop.
>Doctor comes in
>We may need to take him with the specialist
>Ohshit.jpg
> The speacilist takes me some radiograhps
>"Looks like the appendix is swollen, me have to make him a surgery"
scaredthefuckout.exe
>The surgery went well
>I wake up, the nurse tell me
>"If you can't move is normal, but is funny that you just wake up so fast"
>The anesthesia starts losing its effect
>An incredible pain starts to grow,
>I start to cry and scream in pain
>as they're taking me to pediatrics i'm wallowing in my stretcher.
>Nurses talks to my mom "We can't give him any painkiller because it hasn't been 2 hours since anon got out of surgery"
>2 hours passes, finally gets some painkiller.
>the next 2 days with the same pain

from there, everything went well, but that pain i will never forget it.

>>735782588
I'm a very passable trans girl and I really hope this never happens to me. That would be so humiliating to explain myself in an operating room.

I might just ask to speak to a doctor in private or something.
I hope I never get testicular torsion. They spend alot of time up inside my body, and are really small. It really shouldn't happen to me.

>>735786173
My first time wasn't bad at all.
Lube, and my girlfriend was very gentle (strap on)
No blood, no pain. Felt a little odd in the beginning but soon turned into pleasure.

Picc line installation. Basically it's like an i.v. but they feed it through your arm up into your heart. Took them several tries due to bent needles. This was done while in hospital for a brown recluse bite on my foot which had to be drained surgically. Went all the way to the bone. On the plus side, they put dilauded through the pic line for pain control, and I was floating.

>>735786291
Samefag. Also, no superpowers gained from spider bite. I should sue Stan Lee.

>>735786289
I don't think we used nearly enough lube and they went in too fast. Appearantly dude above says it should take around 30 minutes prep time... we maybe did 2-3... They stuck it in... It wasn't ALL that bad. I mean it hurt a bit, but once they started thrusting my ass just closed hard and cramped up. I don't exactly care to try again. Props to gay bottoms/Guys who enjoy strap on play who can take it...I sure as fuck can't.

>>735786111
I broke my wrist snowboarding a few years ago. Just wrapped that shit and kept riding cause I ain't a pussy. Only went to the doctor when the swelling kept getting wore for 3 days. Turned out i'd split my scaphoid in half.

>>735785411
Mick Foley??

>>735771736
Good to hear you where mediated so well.

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>>735786496
This isn't my arm but it looks almost exactly like mine did before surgery. Lots of jagged little bits and crunchy ends.

>>735784779
You win. Thread closed...

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>poor engineering student, supported by parents
>start waking up with terrible stomach pains, don't usually get stomach problems so I assumed was just normal constipation
>hot showers, literal YOGA, laxatives, enemas, trying ANYTHING to relieve pain
>go to class normally for like 3 days until it gets too bad to endure
>finally call dad "how fast can you get to [my city]" I'm going to hospital
>he asks if he can finish his golf game first (kek)
>drive self to emergency clinic, can't even fill out forms pain is so bad, they tell me to go to ER
>drive self to ER
>taken in immediately given pain meds I passout
>they assume cholecystitis, guarding but negative for murphys sign so they assume its not so bad (basically I wasn't reacting when DR pushed on galbladder)
>trying to calm for mother and polite to other patients by being quiet
>surgery keeps getting pushed back for other patients, pain getting REAL, mom can see I'm suffering
>looks me square in the eyes and tells me its ok, to "just scream", probably saved my life
>pull nurse over, tell her to apologize to my neighbors, to either knock me out or take me to surgery, start screaming
>doc goes in for laparoscopic surgery takes one look inside me and goes NOPE, head surgeon of major hospital called in as they cleave me open scoop me out like Thanksgiving turkey
>galbladder had literally already died and gangrened in my body

>out of hospital in 4 days, rush getting better because aint nobody got time for recovery and shits expensive, can't miss exams a week later
>lost like 25 pounds when I'm already tiny as fuck
>remember dad's pride, moment I saw him realize I truly was his son as I explained I drove myself to ER because I didn't want to pay for ambulance
>even though he and my mom saw my sex paraphernalia when they went to get me clothes from my apartment lmao

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>>735786285
i work in an O.R, we dont give af if you're a trap, we just want you're op done so we can go home

>>735766525
testicular torsion
its where one of your balls twists around and your vains and stuff wrap around each other
when this happens, you have 8 hours before your ball dies off, and it feels like someone is crushing your ball with a fist, the pain makes you fly to the fucking ceiling

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.>be 13
>brother just got drivers licence
>brother buys shitheap truck
>convinces me to ride on the back
>drives across farm with me on the back
>funasfuck.jpg
>drives along gravel road
>suddenly floors it
>fly off the back
>have long shirt on
>somehow shirt gets caught on the towbar
>drags me along the gravel road by my shirt for 50 meters
>brother cant drive for shit and trys to brake
>locks up wheels on gravel road travling 25ish mph
>truck slides to the side
>the momentum throws me into the back left wheel
>shirt decides to rip
>somehow my arm escapes being run over
>brother gets out of truck laughing
>sees me lying beside the back wheel with gravel sticking out of my back and legs
>ohshit.png

I had to spend 5 hours getting gravel pulled out of my bare skin, in some places it was over halfway deep and it had found its way into open wounds

Gravel hurts like a bitch

>2 years later brother kills himself and 2 friends in the same truck from locking his brakes before an intersection and skidding into the path of a semi truck traveling 50mph at night

>>735766525
Unskinned my pennis at 13 without anesthesia (that moment and days after
1cm kidney stone at 18
Half my body paralized + ultra heavy migraine

>>735768785
Kek

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>>735766525

cluster headaches. They are in remission now, but jesus i wanted to die. It was just pure pain in my brain and i thought i had a aneurysm and was going to die

>>735788616
What is a cluster headache? Is it anything like the migranes after dehydration?

See >>735781806
Fucking felt like my head would explode, I was seeing lights from sound and shit. it was incredibly painful.

I was stuck in a room for 5 hours crying like a baby nausiated, felt like I was litterally dying.

>>735766525

The one night I got woke with this pain. It was so bad I felt like cutting into myself at the hospital with no inssurance I sat for 6 hours waiting to be "treated" and I wasn't alone. There was a black lady there also suffering from a kidney stone, but sex and race wasn't our only difference she has medical insurance. I waited 6 hours... she waited 8. HAHA

>>73576652
a fucking lower intestine infection
>wake up in the middle of the night in agony
>call ambulance
>get to hospital
>get given two dofferent pain killers
>still agony
>morphineTime.jpg
>morphine in drip, LoTR audionbook on phone
>one of the most relaxed two days of my life

P.s. also I don't live in some shitty 3rd eorld country, so free healthcare

>>735785380

Fuck you and fuck your shit. Mayo is awesome.
Stay away from pork that someone handled after touching raw meat.
Hell, coulda been the coleslaw. Veggies can carry salmonella too.
There's just no way to know.

>be me
>17
>sitting in Cafe with 2 girls and friend
>suddenly feel nauseous
>about to pass out
>go to toilet and shit like never before
>pain sets in
>feel like shitting straight acid
>sit on shitter for half an hour
>pain too strong to stand up
>friend asks if everything is alright
>just tell im throwing up
>leave eventually

Don't know whats wrong with me to this day. Had similiar experiences several times after.
Feels like someone skinned my asshole and shitting acid.

Worst pain I ever experienced to this day. Even worse than breaking both arms.

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>Most painful experience
I loved someone who didn't love me back.

Chewed on aluminum foil

>>735789419
If we're talking emotionally a close friend of mine, who I was crushing on killed herself... So... that's the most emotional pain.

It's weird every time I think back on it. All those years ago she was older than me... Now she'll always be that much younger. I'm older now than she ever would be. it's a weird thought. She was only seventeen when she died. Never able to even become an adult. So strange.

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I got into a rock fight with my cousins at a family reunion when I was young and my family weren't all dead and got hit in the head with a rock causing hella bleeding. I have "vertigo" as the doctors called it which is basically I feel like I'm in third person looking over the shoulder of a smaller me and I have a great taste of metal in my mouth like I'm constantly biting something hard like lead and it just doesn't feel right. Fucks up my dreams so bad. Can explain more if anyone can help me diagnose myself. Still trying to this day.