Celeb Thread. None-whiny edition.

feed me your delicious treats, Ari

>>735762446
pls post!!

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>>735762671
No

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>>735762714
fuk i need a fleshlight

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>>735762714
Thanks to you I have a decent Lindsay collection now

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>>735762811
awesome, as i an abigail one!

>>735761314
Now you know how the rest of /b/ feels, coming on and seeing you shit-eating limp-dicked celeb fanboys being all goddamn retarded for your 6/10 at best women.

I'm talking to YOU, taylor fan! She's a fucking twink without a dick, and she isn't even a creative singer.

The orange creature is 5/10. Even less talent, a boring body, and worse fashion sense than katy perry, without the big boobs to try and compensate for it.

Fuck off, all of you.

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>>735762803
If only these girls had fleshlights

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>>735762772

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>>735762671
Based anon.

Her delicious treats and nectar.

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>>735762852

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>>735762856
Unfortunately I'm starting to run low on Abigail. I'll try to collect some more between rounds, but you might see repeats

>>735762933
hmmm im fapp to her...you have email to trade her pics??

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>>735762979
oh shit

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this thread needs more peyton. Also how long do you think till she shows the goods?

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>>735763199

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henlo lads. can't stay, just hope everyone is doing well and hope y'all have a gr8 night <3

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>>735763299
WOW! Much better than that gif I've been throwing around a while. Thanks a lot dude. Will literally post that instead of that gif from no on.

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>>735763308

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>>735762879
oh jesus now that would be killer...modeled after each of their holes...
>>735762996
no worries my dude, any is lovely, even if it's just to stare at and tease myself over...

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>>735763277

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>>735762856
Imagine getting a titjob from both these babes oiled up at the same time.

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>>735763567
OH FUCC, a quad tit job, so much boob...what a fun night that would be..them all giggling and sht, sucking you occasionally. Would you be their sex pet if they made you?

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>>735763447
No problem aribro

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>>735763488
I've always thought about getting one. If one of them got one modeled after their holes I would have them both ordered by the end of the day man.

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>>735762852
all shit girls with shitty bodies. Thank God they're rich so there's SOMETHING positive about them.

Shakira's meh.

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>>735763715
my cum tribute

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>>735763683
same, it has always corssed my mind, ive just never committed to getting one, one hasn't really 'grabbed my attention'. I like the clear ones though. and SAME dude, you have no idea. then you literally could spend the night with them both

fuuuucccckkk abi in schoolgirl muh dicc

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>>735763649
Without a question I would be their sex pet, I would do pretty much whatever these babes wanted.

Exactly, both their massive tits oiled up, both of them dragging their tongues along your dick, sucking on the head when it peaks out from between their tits.

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>>735763672
Do you know what vid that other webm
>>735763299
is specially from?

>>735762671
>he he poop jokes!! LOLZ XD!!!!

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>>735763839
same man...fkn hell

jeeesus, that sounds so hot, fkn I wouldnt want it to stop

>>735763825
Exactly, I just haven't seen one worth committing to yet. If one of them was only getting one hole done, who would you get?

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>>735764001
Forgot pic

>>735763812
Tasty

>>735763769
ur mum is a shitty girl anon
but ur dad still fucked her

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>>735763812
damn, that's hot. only one you got?

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>>735764109

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>>735763959
Assuming you got to have a threesome with them, who would you fuck first?

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>>735764001
So if only one of them made a fleshlight? hmm probably abi's...but again, fkn tough to decide >>735764048

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my graduation present should be olivia wilde's lips around my cock

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>>735764239
hnnnggg

Why do so many gay dudes hang out in these threads? I honestly and truly do not understand it.

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>>735764296
Same I think I would get Abigail pussy if I absolutely had to choose one for a fleshlight

>>735764239
damn. nice load anon.

>>735764430
Well, with you we can be sure there is at least one.

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>>735763853
Nope sorry
Most of what I save is from these threads

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>>735764280
ooh geez, like id have a choice, I bet abi would try fuk me first, but lindsey would shove her off to give me a wild ride...but if I had to choose, probably lindsey, just to see those titties bounce and get abi nice and wet for later. you?
>>735764441
oh for sure. what if it was abis asshole fleshlight?

>>735764484
Thanks for confirming my theory you fucking autist.

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>>735764455

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>>735764517
I had the same idea. I would fuck Lindsay to make sure Abigail is horny and wet as hell. Though I would fuck Lindsay missionary so Abigail could sit on her face.

I would probably go asshole flashlight if she did it

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>>735764430
Makes it a bit awkward for me, but I just ignore those posts and do my own thing like I always do, SOME other anons aren't grown-up enough to do that though. Best thing you can do is your own thing.

>>735764506
I'll save it and repost for you bro. I usually get too sidetracked in my own fantasies that I don't save all the stuff I don't have from threads and end up posting nothing but old stuff.

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>>735764763
mmm sounds amazing, I bet abi would be so wet and squirty by the time you finally fuck her.
oh fuck yea, same, lets hope she makes one...if not, we can always buy a misc asshole fleshlight and pretend its hers lmao

>>735764847
BABY WANTS TO SHIT ON THE FRONT ROW

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>>735764945
I wish this innocent looking little thing would.

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>>735764919
Oh if I'll definitely be pretending it's one of these two whether they end up making official ones or not.

Where would you finish on these two?

>>735765097
BUT SHE REALLY WANTS TO POOP ON HER FANS

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>>735764847
Thanks bruv

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>>735765186
I would literally open my fucking mouth like fucking Free Willy waiting for it to splash into it. Tongue out and all. I'd chew and suck on it and gurgle it before swallowing.

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>>735765109
for sure same, might have to get one now....

oh fucc hmm, depends on the position, but abi's tits or ass, seeing as you said on not in. and for lindsey either her face or tits. you?

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>>735765196
No prob homie.

>>735765196
No way is that actually legit.

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>>735765320
Face/tits for both of them. And maybe, I haven't checked in awhile maybe they have some new shit in, might be worth a look

>>735765288
Well considering baby hates America and all Americans, what kind of matter do you think her shit waste would consist of? Surely not American cuisine!

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>>735765512
i mean, anywhere would be a good spot to finish on. and truuuee!!! let me know if you find something that peaks your interest!

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>>735765371
K when did she go from this.

To this
>>735764847
?
Why is she doing this? She's completely fake and I just want to know why????

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>>735764705

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>>735765610
There's literally not a bad spot you're right. Fuck I can't remember the last time I was this hard

>>735764097
fucking a living breathing girl. Something you'll never get to do

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>>735765776
me either mane...shiiit

need a fleshlight and a VR of them to fuck

>>735765703
TFW she's so much smarter than you.

>>735764517
The correct answer is no possible answer, since the premise is shit.

You will never have a threesome with them, let alone have them know your first name.

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>>735765869
Fuck man if only. I would pay good money for that shit. Do you kik btw?

>>735762580
what's wrong with her hair

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>>735765508
It totally is dude.

>>735765519
Hopefully donuts she spit her delicious saliva all over while proclaiming how much she hates America.

I'm one disgusting chauvinistic piece of garbage myself, but only she makes me hard enough to poke my cock through a solid barrier of concrete. I would love a Trump wall, but I would use my diamond cock to knock little holes out of it for delicious, brown little sluts like her to run in. Then have runs into my mouth.

>>735765988
Go on..

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>>735765679
Magic, my nigger.

>>735766087
fuck

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>>735765979
fuck yea, what a time to be alive.
and no, but I have a chatroom i go to sometimes if you're interested

email to trade pics of shakira,gwen,pauly parrete,etc: [email protected]

>>735766115
It's called being a 2x4 nigger loving slut who had 100k spent on voice lessons so she could sing okay and also applying coppertone to her body for 3 hours before each appearance and wearing the weirdest clothing that will be so cringey in 10 years you will shriek looking back at it

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>>735766243
Yea what's the chat room, I would be interested

>>735766357
https://chatstep.com/#spicyapple

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awesome see you there

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>>735766112
About how a bunch of delicious, brown, impoverished little Ari-junior clones can evacuate their malnourished waste into my mouth?

Nothing makes me harder than the thought of an impoverished Ari, living in a shit hole slum, emptying into my mouth while her parents listen from the other room while she mightily grips her giant, slightly decayed, stained and dirty teddy bear and grunts, and sweats while she pushes so hard... Listening to the coyotes howl outside as the moonlight shines through the poorly lightened room...

>>735766557
wanna bury my face in that ass

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>>735766510
Oh shit I can't right now I just meant for future reference. Maybe in like 20 minutes or so?

>>735766600
Full house. The power of shrim

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>>735766658
yea yea after your game!!! all good

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>>735766759
Yea we're probably gonna play like 1-3 more so it should be relatively soon man!

We're on a good run tonight, only 2 losses.

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>>735766866
no rush, fkn gg man

imagine if abi or lindsey were a hero in it

>>735767033
Might as well be a .jpg.

>>735766272
fuck you, either post or dont faggot.
no gay chat email dick pics soliciting here , faggot

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>>735767003
Abigail in DVA cosplay. Lindsay in Mercy cosplay. Hnng

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>>735767307
hnnng oh fuck yes...needs to be real

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>>735767387
Oh fuck yes it does. I'm practically leaking thinking about it

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>>735767470
i can feel a wet patch growing and growing...fuk. Abi is so fkn curvy

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>>735766726
Goddamn. How awesome would Quints have been. The Arifag dream post.

I am kind of stuck on the thought of devouring her malnourished waste in a dark, warm, humid, musky, room on a bright, moonlighted Mexican night while we both sweat and pant heavily, while she tightly grips her giant, dirty teddy bear while bending over doggy over her stomach on a pillow and spreading her brown little cheeks apart. Grunting and giggling. Grinding her teeth as she pushes. Her pussy leaking piss and grool for me to lick up aside from being mesmerized by her little nugget slowly crowning out of her little cave.

Impoverished Ari, in the middle of a humid, warm desert, in the middle of nowhere is the best Ari. Before being soulfully tainted by Hollywood.

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>>735767553
So is Lindsay dude. Oh yea my boxers are pretty ruined by this point

>>735762852
>mfw I was expecting a turkey to fall out of her ass

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>>735767659
they're both curvy queens...fkn just rubbing lal over eachother in an oil pit...same man...wet as hell

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Man imagine just getting the opportunity to watch them les out and stroke it.

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>>735767614
On a very starchy, rough feeling sheet on a very tough, firm mattress, on a very haste-fully made frame of slightly uneven lumber. The walls are literally made of hard, dried clay, little paintings from her siblings are hanging from the wall. The quilt her knees are on, hand knitted by her grandmother. So fucking naughty.

>imagine a young woman's room in Red Dead Redemption in Mexico

That's where I am going with this and it is insanely hot in my mind and I am just about chewing my own finger off..

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>>735768159
fuk yea, we wouldnt even need to fuck, id just happily jerk it in the background

>>735767553
looks like the surgeon botched her nose job

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>>735768202
Same. Just the opportunity to watch and enjoy would be an unforgettable experience

>>735768488
fkn fo sho. and then just swapping between their two fleshlights just to top it off

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>>735768188
So naughty. The walls are so thin. Her madre and padre can hear every little thing. Her little hermanos and hermanas can hear every little everything. The whole fucking little barrio can hear everything. As she pushes and grunts. As I tease her little clit and she moans so pleasurably, spurting out on me. Tonguing it. Sucking it. Flicking it around with my fingers and tongue. She screams. Her dark, malnourished treasure grows inside my mouth.

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>>735768716

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>>735768545
Oh if only. I'm gonna join the chat room in like 5

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>>735768858
Best Emma.

>>735768996
yay! did you get the message?

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>>735769028
correct

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>>735769028

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>>735769322
Dad-damn file size restrictions

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>>735768744
>The horses outside neigh.
>Revolver shots in the background.
>The desert breeze blows against the outside walls.
>Some of it blasting through the little window holes and blasting us.
>I deeply and violently polish the treat protruding from her dirty butt hole with my tongue as she moans and grunts in pleasure.
>Grasping her beautiful, glistening thighs, I wrap my mouth around her treat.
>I feel it enter my mouth, slowly rubbing my teeth and resting on my tongue. The warmth of it filling my mouth.
>I almost start to gag, but realize the little, sweaty, impoverished brown body this treat is being gifted to me from.
>I suck on it, my cock spurting ropes of cum covering her grandmother's hand knitted quilt.

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>>735769492
Mouf

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>>735769561
>her abuela walks by
>"DIOS MIO my children's hair hard knitted into that quilt"
>Ari translated the last part for me
>I don't care
>abuela continues to watch
>I shoot more cum all over the quilt as her warm treat fills my mouth
>tears fill her eyes as she slowly runs away

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>>735769719

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>>735769943

>>735769893
Hot

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Stone fap

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>>735770142

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>>735770312
Thank you. I never expected any one to read it. I might post this in future threads as copy pasta for anyone who would care.

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>>735770358
Penultimate of this Emma. For now.

>>735770521
Np love reading almost anything to do with celebs, good stuff anon

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>>735770634
That'll do for now.

>>735762852
>>735767763
anyone got the turkey one?

>>735765776
Nice thumbnail

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>>735770662
I sometimes like to swoop into sometimes funny, potentially really, yet funny kind of stuff.

I could just imagine an old grandma watching some dude cum all over a quilt she knitted from her daughter's/son's hair while he licked her granddaughter's shit as it leaves her asshole.

Then crying and running away while he (I), chew it.

>>735767811
>>735767659
>>735767553
>>735767470
>>735767387
>>735767307
These aren't celebs. I couldn't name either one of them.

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Too drunk now. Just posting pics.

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>>735771369
Whatcha drinkin'?
>>735770724
Time for Jewesses

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>>735771539

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>>735771539
Way too much garbage. I picked up a 6 of the Zima they just brought out again, slugged that down because it was garbage just how I remembered it.

Drinking some Sam Adams Summer Ale, and New Belgium Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA 9%.

Had a bomber of Belhaven Scottish Ale as well.

My penis may not work as well, but I can still dream of my goddess.

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>>735771714

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>>735771879
>>735771856
I've never actually had Zima. I don't think I'm ever going to.

>>735769893
>>735769561
>>735768744
>>735768188
>>735767614
>all this
Ariana Grande isn't even Mexican

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>>735772022

>>735772022
Dat thigh gap

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Any lewd Anon's wanna suck my thick 7 inch cock as I look at pictures of Kate Upton?

>>735771155
Post all pls!

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>>735771856
BTW the SA Summer Ale is pretty good, this is my 4th year drinking it. The Scottish Ale was good. I get the New Belgium Voodoo 9% Ale because it is $8 for a 6 pack of 9% beers that aren't terrible.

>>735772022
Do NOT try it. It seems like sprite or 7UP at first. Scent of a fruity perfume/cologne which is AWFUL.

The first sip is like "Wow, Sprite/7Up!"

The next sip is, "This is alright."

The next glug is "Wow. This is shit."

Finish the bottle? "Fucking GARBAGE and I am already hungover."

>Guzzle the rest after your drunk enough from the good year you bought.

>>735772073
Holy FUCKING shit balls dude! Really?! I'm not allowed to have any fun anymore am I. No fantasy allowed.
>I know she isn't a beaner.
>I don't care.

>>735766308
what performance is this from?

>>735770325
Yes pls

>>735772441
Mate I'm just trying to let you know. I only found out myself yesterday and I was shocked. You want to fantasize, fucking go for it.

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>>735772213
>>735772273
Yuuup. Them Jews know how to make 'em.

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>>735772586

>>735772520
Kik?

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>>735772619

>>735763769
>thinking attractive women are ugly because they're famous
insight?

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>>735772675

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>>735772709

>>735772636
Fb12321

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>>735772602

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>>735772574
All good homie. I get SO MANY posts sometimes saying that though. "You know she isn't a beaner dude! She is [this] and [that]!"

Just a little bit of fantasy my earthbro. Nothing like a peasant little beaner in a shitty desert slum of desert Mexico to get the old motor going. I'm only a couple hundred miles from Mexico being in Texas anyway.

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>>735772768