Secrets Thread! ITT: post secrets

i want to fuck my sister from behind and watch her fat ass bounce on my cock

I want to marry a women that is beautiful and ruthless. I'm talking would drown a basket of kittens if it meant her stock portfolio would go up half a point. Who's smart and not afraid to fuck over pesents to get her way. Who sees kids with downs as things that happen to live, not as people. Who smiles when she sees homeless people cause she knows she'll never have that shitty of a life.

my friend tried to back my fonger into my moms car

My boyfriend just told me my vag smells like French fries. No shit the fucking moron just told me my pussy smells!

why not do that to you the gay marriage that you is the most attractive thing ever and i can do it for a man that would you a gay marriage to be with me and then i a gay man who is the man of you gay man and gay man who is the most beautiful gay woman on twitter who has a gay relationship that has a gay marriage that has been on the point where the gay marriage has become the gay man for the most gay gay community

>>735764322
Vag smell is important. I was with a woman once whose vag smelled so bad that it made my eyes water. I wouldn't have sex with her. It's revolting

>>735764322
french fries is better than most.

probably means something is wrong with your diet but you could do worse.

Im married and I'm doing 100% of the work to keep us from divorcing. Now I'm getting exhausted from doing all the work around the house paying most of the bills raising our kids. Like the fuck does she do aside from work? Now I find out she's cheating with her co worker cuz I'm not paying attention to her, uhh yeah no shit I've got a house and kids to keep up with and a part time job. This bitch mane.

>>735764322
Do you dueche yourself? That's important and there's also special wipes for your nether region as well. I know the exact smell he's talking about. Its ok but its very strong. If that makes sense.

I'm so tired. I'm tired of trying and it feels like the progress I've made is so slow. I've overcome a lot, and it still feels like an emptiness is stirring in me. For a long time I never felt my mom's love and so it sought it out through friendships, and I can talk to people easily. I'm a little awkward, but I was isolated majority of my life as well as abused so I think I manage well. I'm so tired. This weekend I gave a guy a foot job for money. I feel even more disgusting than usual. I always hear about girls going through hyper sexual phases after a sexual assault, but I feel like I do it just because. I can't love; I can only lust. I'm so tired.

>>735766320
Met a grill like u before. I felt real guilty every time I had sex with her. Sometimes she would beg me to just kill her. Hang in there anon. Hell I was raped from when I was 2-4. I was very temperamental. I was angry and could not control my emotions I hardly slept or ate for years and it only got worse when I hit puberty. But I'm in my mid 20s now and I'm finally not as effected by it as much. People heal anon.

>>735766320
I know it's cliche and all but shit does get better. Even if you don't think anyone you know would understand or care you always have someone looking out for you, even random fags on the internet. Hang in there girl there's a light at the end of the tunnel.

>>735766320
how old are you? feeling like this at 16 is very different to feeling it at 30.

>>735765918
that's pretty fucked anon. I've avoided having kids with my girl so far because I know it'd turn into exactly this. she would not do a fucking thing.

>>735766795
I ask my fuck buddy to strangle me and it just makes him cry.

>>735767582
Thanks anon, I just get tired of picking myself up. I don't know how to love myself yet.

>>735767803
I'm 22. I just started getting help for my problems. I feel so empty anon; I can't love. I just have sex and feel even emptier. I don't actively seek romance because I'm too tired mentally. I'm so sick of this.

>>735767803
Bitches are getting lazier. My 8 year old lil bunny has to help with the chores every day and help me take care of her lil brother and sister. I really hope my kids are not too stressed. I'm thinking about taking them to a psychologist to make sure. Of course I'll have to do the driving and scheduling and appointment making as well. Bitch couldn't even be bothered to take them to the hospital for vaccinations. Plz Halp...

>>735768211
it's a good thing you're getting some help now. if shit hasn't started improving after the teenage hormones subside it's something that you might need help to figure out.

I'm not sure what happened in your life that led up to this, but most things can fade with time if you approach them right.

hypersexuality varies, but if you're not getting anything out of the experiences it's probably not helping. Do you need that validation from others and feel like your only worth is your body? is it just your default setting for dealing with people because of the abuse and isolation?

>>735768211
Been there anon. Fuck I'd have to really hurt that girl and even had to figure out how to fuck her like I didn't care for her. And sometimes I'd have to rape her or she would get very angry and ignore me for awhile. It all fades tho. Heck if I weren't married id love a go at pleasing u.

once gathered about 20 snails, put them in a big container big enough for all of them, then poured salt on all of them, the feeling was... extrordinary, the power to take a life. is amazing...

Definitely isn't really a secret since it's just the norm for a lot of people, but I'm completely emotionally dead and have been for a large majority of my life.
Comfortably numb as one would say.

Yet my brain keeps reminding me of someone I stupidly enough cut ties to a long time ago and ruined our friendship.

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>>735764322
Show us your vag, you know for Science and stuff

>>735768647
I think it's a break from cutting myself. I do it to feel even though the feeling is disgust. I've stopped having sex, but it's getting hard to fight the urge to sleep with someone. Maybe I'm careless on purpose.

>>735768878
That's intense. I can't find anyone willing to hurt me. My fuck buddy treats me like a princess and I love it, but it just makes me hate myself more for not loving him.

>>735769914
>break from cutting myself.
>hard to fight the urge to sleep with someone
>Maybe I'm careless on purpose.
pretty classic risk taking/self harming behaviour. right now you need that outlet somehow, and risky sex is one way to get it.

>I can't find anyone willing to hurt me.
thats surprising. guys with a bit of a sadistic streak aren't hard to find, and guys who're fine with causing pain are downright common.

I enjoy fapping on omegle and other cam sites with girls of a questionable age.

Had a fuck buddy during college, her and her sister were abused by their dad and used to play with each other. I had two years of fucking the pair of them. She was 17 her sister 14. Some of the best times I've had. They were half caste (half nigger) so I had no problems using and abusing the pair of them.

>>735764322
wash your cunt you cunt, he might go down on you if you do.

>>735764322
I can't believe this post was made over an hour ago and someone hasn't explained the rules to you.
Tits or gtfo.

>>735769914
Whats ur fuck buddys initials if u dont mind sharing, and did u ever date him?

>>735770270
>>735769914
Im intrigued about u not being able to find the s&m type too why u no look harder? That guys right there are a lot of guys who would be ok with wat ur asking. Don't forget S&m is all about trust so play safe.

>>735770270
>>735770636
I guess I'm scared that he'll think I'm a weirdo for wanting to have really rough sex.

>>735770605
KAG are his initials and no I haven't.

>>735771102
Whats the other guys name?

I'm a loser and my attempts at becoming less of a loser have pretty much all failed. I'll probably kill myself later this year.

>>735771102
He's judgemental, wants you to love him, cries during sex. He's the worst fuck boi I've ever heard of find another one lol

>>735771278
I can't post it because he comes on this board sometimes. How do I let a guy know what I want without coming on too strong? I'm not very flirty, but I'm really honest.

My aunt wants to fuck me, but i wanna fuck my other aunt that ive been jackin it with her panties for 4 years when we lived together. Im not at all interested in my aunt that wants to fuck

>>735771467
If u can't play games (rare for a grill) the play your strength you have. Be direct and don't bitch out don't back down.

>>735771327
Things get better anon. But if u do kill yourself can I serve your choice cuts at my Christmas dinner?

>>735771766
i dont know what that means so sure, why not. and things do not get better.

I convinced my ex gf to let her family dog lick her vag and record it for me

I bought alcohol for a group of teen girls as long as the chubby one in the group got her tits out while I fapped. She agreed.

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it's wednesday and i haven't slept since saturday and i've been trhough around 3 half gallons of vodka since then. ask me something

>>735772194
why do we build castles in the sky?

I'm 40 years old, live with my parents, and still don't know how to live on my own.

I still play games like League and CSGO but I feel like I could've done something with my life instead of sitting in front of the Tv for most of my life.

>>735772246
we don't. what a stupid question. next...

>>735772314
Oh well, atleast I got to diamond on league.

That's the only thing that matters

>>735771102
>he'll think I'm a weirdo for wanting to have really rough sex.
only you can judge that, but 50/50 chance he'll be fine with it. go for moderately rough first. tell him you like a bit of choking or having your hair pulled or spanking during. that shit is relatively normal.

>>735771467
flirty is the way forward. at least try to act like you want to spend more time with him, suggest catching up or doing something together, whatever.

I talked my last gf into fingering her younger sister

>>735772413
If you don't hit master what is the point mane

I post in dick R8 threads even though I know it's all men. I just want to be complimented ;_;

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier tonight

when i was around 15 i started realising what my dad did in the showers wasn't normal. never told anyone but i'm unable to go down on my boyfriends now and i've lost two good relationships to it and it's depressing as fuck. i want to, and i've tried to, but my body figuratively freezes and i can't get my lips closer. i just can't move.i wish i were normal

>>735771467
Just do it come on im interested, if i randomly kno him i wont say shit i dont care, whats on 4chan stays on 4chan imo, old fag

2 crankhead convicts killed 2 cops down the highway from here today escaping from a prison bus. they are around somewhere but nobody knows where they are. the worst decision they could ever, ever make in their life would be to come into my house. worse than the shit that got them into prison

>>735772776
going to need greentext of what happened here

>>735772715
Dicc rate threads are meant to be all guys. Guys r honest mane. That's why we have threads dedicated to asking each other how our dicc looks. Besides there's no grills on the Chan

>>735763677
So your mom really fongered the try of your friends back car?

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>>735772314
Well, you could always dedicate your life to a bullshit career, or travel around the world to places that you don't give a fuck about. It's never too late to change your life around.

>>735772765
Cool but grooming should start earlier.

>>735773114
I can't talk about it, it's still too raw

>>735773114
has anybody ever went so far as to...etc etc

>>735773150
>implying it didnt start long ago

>>735773008
with what? my dad or my boyfriends

>>735772194
i'm hopped up in vicodin as well, i'm fucking shaking ATM but that's good as it helps with my lead solos

>>735773385
your dad. hearing about how you didn't quite suck cock probably wouldn't make an interesting story.

>>735773376
Noice. Hope good shit comes out of it

i masturbated in school. a lot.

>>735763179
That kind of woman sees you as a thing that happens to live, not as a person.

>>735773576
i masterbated today. a lot

>>735763179
you don't want that. she will sell your ass down the river just like the kittens

>>735764528
Someone put good use into the suggested words feature on their phone

>>735764528
someone hit the gay marriage random jargon generator website

>>735773552
thanks but nothing will come of it, not my goal. She is very cute and im sure would be fun but not happening.

I discovered pizza on Google Image Search with simple search criteria

>>735773385
Whats ur bfs intiials and why plural?

>>735774065
Initials" oops, new phone

Anyone else not understand John Cena?

Like, come come all he has to do is wave his hand infront of his face, and then people cant see him? Surely if this were the case he wouldn't appear on camera and the WWE would have a nightmare filming him. If I were Vince and a wrestler came up to me and said he wanted to join up but he would do all the fighting whilst invisible I'd tell him to fuck off because its probably just some chode excuse to slack off the job.

>>735773576
How old! My friend was short and skinny. He would go to a corner and furiously choke the chicken. I'd come along to watch him. He was my shota lol. Its a damn shame he went full hetero. Sometimes I'd cum into his pants and make him walk home like that. He wanted to smashe but I wasn't into dudes that much.

>>735774090
>nu phone who dis?

>>735762544
I've fucked almost every female member of the family that adopted me and they all think they're hiding it from one another.

>Only recently found out my fondness for lolis is directly related to having women touch me as a kid.
>But then I hate children and go out of my way to avoid them.
>Not really sure if I should be grateful to them or... if I'm annoyed because I may have been a different person and could've enjoyed that "American" way of life already (success in career after hard work, qt gf --> wife, kids, raise kids, retire).

Femanon here. When i was 12, my parents went to a church reunion in Oregon for 4 days and left me home alone. They thought it was an oppurtunity for me to act more "mature." I had a dog (half rottweiler,half siberian husky) named rosco who was getting a reputation for humping random things aruond my house. My parents liked him outside but i let him inside cause i was home alone and was gonna do whatever the hell i wanted. i take a shower and walk back to my room naked cause i felt like it. I COMPLETELY forget he's in the house and he rushes up to me, tackles me, and starts humping away like crazy.

>>735774016
No you didnt. Simple nude images arent legaly considered cp unless theyre sexual

>>735774227
Gary m M/35

>>735774120
Hot

>>735774307
Did you like it?

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>>735774369
>legally considered cp

I was molested by a female and male cousin at different times and it fucked me up. Now I go every day craving wanting to do it to someone younger, the temptation gets hard but fuck that :( found CP and couldn't get past the 5th image.

I met girl on tinder, we chatted for few weeks, then we met twice. Second time we met I decided to man up and kiss her. After that we started sexting (she started), she send me some nudes or half nudes. After we met third time we ended fucking at my place. After that she didn't respond to my messages or calls for two days. Then she said she loves me and she's needs to tell me she's not really 19 but "almost 16". I was in shock, she don't look 16. More like 19-20. When I tried to end this (cause bitch obviously lied to my about age and I don't want to get in trouble) this bitch went batshit crazy and threatened to say police I raped her if I leave her, because "she loves me and can't live without me". So I pretend it's all good. It was week ago. I try to minimize contact with her. What to do? How fucked am I?

I fucked my aunt and cousin (not her kid) after a family reunion. Busted my load in my aunt and made my cousin eat it out of her.

>>735774120
From 16 to 17. It didn't matter where. During class, at the urinals, in the stalls, in the girls bathroom (would sneak in a lot after school/during class), behind the stairs. Only by myself though. I did flash a few girls and shit if you want to know a story or two though

>>735773526
oh right sorry. well i don't remember everything. just bits and pieces. i remember we showered together often and him rubbing his dick on my face and me sniffing it and him pulling me against it. slipping the head into my mouth. i'm sorry i can't type this in a porn type of way... i know i was curious and that part is my fault but he took advantage of it

>>735774065
i said i lost two relationships over it, so plural ex-boyfriends is what i meant, sorry, not a native english speaker

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i hope that maybe one day, i'll come across this on one of my internet boards i frequent.....

browsing the porn section

see this

"Tiny little blonde girl sucks off a gang of niggers in Throat Gagger scene"

and then the description

"Tiny 5' 2" Ashley sucks off the biggest, blackest dicks in porn, and eats ALL the cum"

and it's right above a blowbang publicity pic of her down on her knees with her sweet little face surrounded by 10 black cocks right at mouth level, all 10" or more, all within inches of her innocent little lips but all ready for sucking and doing a tonsilectomy on this tiny little white girl. i'm talking a mercilessly hard throat fucking. i mean that mouth is going to be a warm, wet, sloppy home for hard nigger cock for the next two hours of more. a nasty spit and pre cum filled fuck socket for MASSIVE BLACK COCKS.

i want to watch that little fucking whore SWALLOW big black cocks. i mean like mandingo BBC. and i mean a fucking 10 nigger mouth raping. at the first of the scene she would be asked "what are you here to do today?" and her answer would be, "suck a lot of black dick" then she would be asked "how many" and she'd answer "i don't even know how many are here. i guess every black dick here gets a turn in my mouth." when she has a pitch black telephone pole size hard nigger cock in her throat and they ask her if she loves sucking black cock, the only thing i want to hear out of her is "glugg gaahh gagg flughhh". i want to watch her nose touch a 12" nigger dicks stomach. i mean swallow it right down to the fucking nuts!!! and as the box cover said, she's gotta eat ALL THE SPERM!!! load after load i mean. good source of iron style, thick ropes of hot nigger sperm filling her sweet little white mouth and sliding down her tiny little white throat.


eat it all you nasty little whore. your boyfriend doesn't mind, he wants to watch you take that big fat nigger dick up the ass.

>>735774557
My bad. That was a pretty dumb tyop

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>long time ago.
>22.
>little sister sleeping with me.
>parents asleep.
>room dark.
>laying in bed doing like video related.
>the end.

>>735774707
But I know what you meant

My ex step mom faked dying for about a year to get free shit, attention, and disability checks.

>>735774572
Dude met ma waifu this way. Saw her at her middle school stalked her for years and finally hooked up at a concert. She was 16 and I was 23. Were still married. Got her to runaway and live with me and 18 we got hitched in Vegas. Its been 9 years lol no regrets

>>735774607
yeah thats kinda shitty.

I like to think I wouldn't dump a girl just because she wouldn't suck cock, but fuck I love a blowjob. she'd have to be pretty fucking kinky to make up for that.

has it affected you in any other ways?

i was fonger

>>735774935
Ya but I don't really want to be with someone that thinks blackmail is good way to keep guy. Also I don't want to get in troubles. I mean this time she threatened to report rape because I wanted to leave her. Other time she might get upset about something else and do it.

>>735774944
my first wife wouldn't suck. my 2nd barely will. i make up for it by doing any damn thing i want. she works and i don't. she pretty much buys me anything i want and she's a 120k a year, so i can pretty much get along with just the good pussy

>>735764322
Then wash your fucking cunt you dumbass

>>735775122
Car

I read Explaining postmodernism: by Steven Hicks even when I was told not too

>>735774437
It was! Damn he had a nice ass. But his boi cock was real small. I loved the days wed be at his house. If the walls could speak.

>>735770457
moar details
how did it end?

>>735774369
If you know what to search

>>735775244
>120k a year
>she works you don't
how the hell did you into that arrangement? did you have to work your ass off before you met her or some shit?

>>735775179
What's her info! My dicc iz magik I could pull her off of you.

>>735774944
that's kinda the point... i get turned on by the idea and i WANT to do it. i know guys want it. i knowwww but i just can't get myself to do it.

the first bf literally left me because of it and that was a wakeup call for me. i learned that guys need this stuff and how i'm lacking in it. it kinda made me submissive in bed (i've literally told my bf "i can't do that but i'll do anything else even if i don't like it") and that kinda worked with my second boyfriend but he ended up getting head from a different girl and i broke up with him and cried for weeks

how do i get a good life

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I stalk my crush. Shes 3 years younger than me and hates my guts. I do shit to mess with her head. I sit on her roof and make noises late at night, ring or doorbell at 2 in the morning, key her parents cars, graffiti, set off alarms in her house, and other bullshit. I hack into her camera sometimes and just watch her do what shes doing for hours. We used to be friends, then she dropped me. I fucking love her

>>735771467
are your initials M. E. S.

>>735775461
Yes, what the fuck?!

>>735774246
story about the family

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I sat next to a female exchange student from Kenya. I would always flash her my cock under my hoodie and came for her a couple of times.

I


A M


B I S E X U A L

>>735775413
yeah, we both did. then i made a couple of really good land deals and came out about $1million so i just said fuck it, i retired. she made more than me anyway so we use her pay for basically fun money and just party all the time that she's not working

>>735775441
>it kinda made me submissive in bed (i've literally told my bf "i can't do that but i'll do anything else even if i don't like it")
yeah that might do the trick, pretty generous...but a sub who you cant throatfuck is still not quite a proper sub

>i WANT to do it
>i just can't get myself to do it.
what have you tried in getting yourself past it? therapy? getting drunk first? practicing on a dildo?

>>735775525
I knew it was you, manufacturing execution system

>>735775292
Storytime?

I'm too much of a pussy to have sex with my gf

>>735775438
I don't really think sharing this here would be good idea. I know how fucked up is this community and I don't really want to get in troubles and someone would for sure try to get me in troubles for fun.

>>735775684
>getting drunk first? practicing on a dildo?
you should do both these. not doing oral is not an option for a girl or a guy. if i can suck pussy for hours on end and eat anything that drools out of it, you damn sure better be able to swallow my cock

>>735775625
that's fucking kickass mate. you ever invest any, or did you go the buy it == own it//no mortgage route? land deals being you snagged decent land or properties before a local boom, or just good timing + sale to the right people?

>>735775525
If it actually is you, then text me back will ya. Don't get why you gotta keep cutting me off

>>735775441
I can't get anal from my girl cuz if the same block. There's no way around it. Just draw a line its all u can do. Or you can take a drastic measure and make them shove there tool in your mouth.

>>735776019
I'm cutting you off because fuck you you fucking piece of shit. You know what you did!

>>735775850
Damn, first thing I was gonna do was book a flight to her town lol. Love crazy young hoes!

>>735775684
i've been in therapy for a long time for depression stuff and i've hinted to what happened (cuz it's all due to that i think) but i've had trouble getting myself to explaining it and she never pushed me for an explanation. i think she gets it tho.

i've never had alcohol so i've never been drunk but i guess that might work. not sure if that's feasible. i can do it on my fingers so i'm guessing a dildo too. i think it's the smell or taste that triggers me

>>735775927
here's how it happened. 1 mortgage turned into a 2nd mortgage on a really good piece of land that a canadian gold mine just happened to want. BAM! then i paid cash and built a $400 grand house that immediately went up 200 grand, on a 53 acre tree farm. then i picked up some land next to me and i'm just a fucking rich drunk now. it's to the point i buy 3 thousand dollar dogs and guns and guitars that i don't even need. and a fun time was had by all

>>735776226
2/10 made me reply

>>735776252
Maybe you will. But some other fucker will do his best to fuck my life up.

>>735776260
Duh alcohol is a universal tool to get u psyched up to do things u wouldn't normally do. How else do u like to be dominated?

>>735776347
Getting you to reply is at least 8/10

>>735776369
Bro I can multitask! I'll totally wreck your life if u let me. And hers too if that's wat u want!

>>735776412
>alcohol is a universal tool to get u psyched up to do things u wouldn't normally do

that's about right. honestly what it does is it releases the inner you that you keep hidden at all other times

>>735764322
Better than Coney Island at low tide

>>735776019
I have my reasons.

>>735776564
more like El Segundo on a bad bad hangover

>>735776260
>i've been in therapy for a long time for depression stuff
if you can talk about it with them, talk about it with them. if you can't thats okay too. but its shit that happened in your formative years that's clearly affecting you now, and your therapist is there to help.

>i've never had alcohol
lol americans

>i've never been drunk but i guess that might work. not sure if that's feasible
lowers inhibitions, makes shit seem more exciting, and if you're fairly trashed you notice shit like smell and taste less. Don't do it the first time you drink though.

>i can do it on my fingers so i'm guessing a dildo too. i think it's the smell or taste that triggers me
probably. if you can do it while holding your nose, then thats the case.

It might just be the level of realism though. sucking your fingers is different to sucking a dildo is different to a throbbing hard cock bobbing right in front of your face. the more intense, the more likely it is to trigger you.

if you are gonna push your limits with this, make sure you tell the guy ahead of time so he knows the situation. won't push you as hard and wont be shocked if you break off crying half way through.

>>735776533
below is an 8/10, best i can do for you is a 6/12
>>735776571

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> be me, attending gay pride to support a friend
> chill and walk around, its alot of fun and thw outfits are fucking hilarious
> eventually come across two lesbians in short skirts looking fine (think emo style)
> 8/10 and 9/10
> talk and contain my sphagetti long enough to become friends
> spend rest of the time hanging out with them
> things start winding down and they invite me to their place for drinks and to celebrate
> ff to their apartment
> playing kings with shitty beer, taking shots and just having fun
> they say they need to talk, they leave and go to their room
> whateva they probably just went to fuck. No biggie
> chill on my beer /b/rowsing on my phone
> ten min later they both come out wearing the sexiest lingerie I had ever seen
> they are now both 10/10
> they invite me into their room
> was not prepared for this but drunk so awesome
> im not going to go into detail on the three way, but ill tell you these girls are freaks
> whiskey dick keeps me going for a while, looking like a boss
> when im about to come they put my dick on the hotter ones pussy and I bust all over it
> they then proceed to use my cum as lubricant and start scissoring
> using my jizz to get off, pretty hot
> they finish and we all fall asleep naked in bed
> had work early so I woke up and left quietly, left my number on their counter and left
>Never hear from lesbians again for 3 months
>ohwell.png
>get a call
>Anon...im pregenant
>finish work, text them, they give me an address.
>I go
>abortion clinic
>lesbian slut wants me to go in there with her
>whatever.jpg
>go in with her
>in doctors office
>Doctor and dykes ask me to leave the room
>like 10 minutes later
>ask me to go back in
>open the the door
>baby on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>735776692
So I'm averaging a 7/10? I'll take it.

>>735776684
i'm not american, i'm in northern europe. maybe you're right though, maybe i need a bunch of alcohol and a practice guy to practice on. i think if i can do it once i can do it whenever. i hadn't thought of drugs/alcohol yet

>>735776266
dubs checked.
hot damn man, you're fucking set. you guys ever get travel around and get up to shit?
>who am i kidding
>1M
>4k dogs, guns, guitars
bit of envy mate, will admit, but a lot of fucking respect.

>>735776899
>a practice guy
yeah, i'm sure your man is going to be cool with that. jeeze, whiskey tango foxtrot?

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>>735777083
what? i'm single

>>735776899
>in northern europe
>never drank
that is surprising but alright

>maybe i need a bunch of alcohol and a practice guy to practice on
it cant hurt. get kinda drunk a few times to get your eye in, then take a friend who doesn't mind getting his cock sucked and ask him if he doesn't mind being the guineapig.
If you cant do it, you'll just have to slut it up for him properly to make up for it and then try again next time.

cant desentisize yourself to cock without spending a bunch of time with cock, though.

>>735776903
naw, we're just down home, hang out at the house types. oh, and BTW, she works from the house. is that fucking cool or what? telecomuting i think it's called. my biggest responsibilty is going down my 1/4th mile driveway to get the mail every day. and we live out in the fucking woods. a mile up the road is the crossroads, it's a gas station, a post office, and a liquor store. i fucking love it

>>735774444
dubs & quads checked

>>735777180
oh, pardon me. i thought you were the one that....i obviously got my posts mixed up

>>735775750
I succ at telling stories but I had a few shots so here goes
>ask dude if he's game to hang this weekend
>he knows exactly what I'm up to at this point so he agrees
>we call our grills say hey fuck off for the next 2 days
>I arrive late in the evening bags packed full of good stuff
>condoms (flavored), whips, cuffs, blindfolds, edibles, lingerie and massage oil (thank you so much spencers lol)
>he walks me to his room.
>we rush inside and lock the door.
>I get him down to his boxers and start jacking him off and spanking him when his close to Cumming.
>make him eat my cock with the flavored condom feels good
>proceed to dom him all night and even rub him down with the message oil it tasted great too
>we never got to anal but I did get him to eat the edible bra off me and he wore the lace lingerie
>for the last day I cuff him and sit him down and blind fold him in the lingerie. I succ him off till he begs me to stop and eat ever bit of his cum.
>uncuff him and go home.

>>735777292
why is it surprising? minimum drinking age is 20 here. and i don't know if i have a friend i can do that with lol

>>735777399
no worries, it's hard to keep track without ids

>>735777385
number 1

>>735776845
kek

>>735777404
Thanks. Thats hot

>>735777440
Where are you in northern europe? Going on a vacation in Norway for a week next month, all over the country. I can help with your problem ;)

>>735777440
>why is it surprising
I was only in northern europe for a little while but it seemed like plenty of drinking was happening. maybe different parts though.

>i don't know if i have a friend i can do that with lol
you don't have a single friend who wouldn't turn down a no-strings-attached blowjob? wtf?

>>735777385
i'd bury my cock in the back of number 1's throat. i'd do any of them, but no. 1 has that fucking look. she needs a cock in her esophagus really really badly

>>735774601
How old was everyone?

>>735777404
> 404
> hetero not found lol
I am straight save for this one shota. And if ur wondering about the supplies, my mum got the stuff for me at spencers She thought I was gonna use it on ma grill lol

I wish I could get deployed to Iraq again... maybe so I can pay off bills with the sweet combat pay, maybe because firefights are the most exciting thing I've ever experienced... or maybe so I can die and let my wife collect the insurance money... I don't know

>>735777701
sweden but i live close on the border to norway

>>735777808
idk i've never talked about that stuff with my male friends... have you with your female friends?

>>735777929
Hooking up with friends is literally the only reason to have the opposite gender around.

>>735777808
>you don't have a single friend who wouldn't turn down a no-strings-attached blowjob? wtf?

different anon, but seriously, that would probably end a friendship if for no other reason than embarrassment. i couldn't look my friend in the eye anymore no matter which end of the blowjob i was on. it's the same reason i don't fuck my female friends, it just fucks up the friendship

>>735775551
>Be 4yo
>Stuck with new famiry I hate because male guardian is an abusive, abrasive faggot that acts like he's a great person
>one of those people who put image first, but a working class faggot
>really fucking hate his shit
>look at him he clubs me in the face
>he swears at me I swear back, fist to the shoulder, backhand, whatever he feels like doing
>just goes off on me whenever we're at home because he hates his life
>he was a popularfag hockey player in school and never got over it, never grew the fuck up
>all the women in the family, besides his wife and his mother on my side

>they have family gathering/party to celebrate adoption
>adults are all shitfaced
>male guardian's brother and female guardian's father get me shitface
>like 1/4 bottle of beer and half a whiskey glass of coke & rhum
>go to piss, toilet is stairs
>mg passes by and basically flips me down the stairs with a knuckle to the back of my skull
>hot "aunt" in her 30's picks me up, takes me to bedroom, passes out
>take piss-covered shorts/underwear off
>be drunk 4yo with pissboner because I was cut off mid-piss
>hot aunt wakes up, reaches over to grab hand
>tugs on weiner
>not bad feel, not good either
>just felt like a tug on a weiner
>she realizes what's in her hand
>moves around and strokes
>it's like 2-3 fucking inches if that
>not comprehending she doesn't realize who it belongs to
>she's gone crosseyed, houston, we've lost her
>she puts it in her mouth
>raging hardon explodifies her grey matter, throat fucked her to oblivion

Not really how it ended. It lasted maybe 6-7 minutes before she had that drunk-lucid hyperaware state kick in, and she put me to bed with promises of candy if I don't tell anyone. She thought I'd forget, I just wanted gummies.

>>735777929
Let's hook up. Gonna be in flam, oslo, bergen, another place too I forgot.

>>735777899
>firefights are the most exciting thing I've ever experienced

this is why, don't even try to deny it

>>735777929
>i've never talked about that stuff with my male friends... have you with your female friends?
probably half, yeah. but even the ones I haven't: if they asked shyly whether they could suck my cock try and work through some issues they had? I would be very happy to help.

Admittedly most of those conversations happen after a few drinks, so that might explain why you haven't.

>>735778052
this anon is kinda right though. only do it if you think you'll be able to look them in the eye after, or you can afford to cut them off.

>>735778052
That's pretty gay anon. Meanwhile all your grill friendos be hooking up with the other guys in your group.

>>735778144
Yeah, but the crazy thing is... after the initial fear is over, you really don't care if you die... at least I didn't.

>>735778079
none of those places are close to where i am. i'm in dalarnas län

>>735778159
i have one guy i share a lot of stuff with but he's a childhood friend and i can't lose him to something so awkward

>>735777817
feel the same about her

>>735778232
its just that i've never needed pussy bad enough to have to resort to fucking my friends, that's all. i got all the fuck i needed from strangers or the girl i was dating or married to. sorry for being normal

I want to an hero cuz of a grill

I'm gonna marry a girl 10 years younger than me.

>>735778264
oh, i understand, don't get me wrong. it's like Spears said. you are only a good fighter once you realize that you are already dead. only then can you function like you don't give a fuck for nothing

>>735772314
Ya but you were 20 in 97, what were you doing at that time? What state?

>>735778291
>i can't lose him to something so awkward
yeah fair. somebody new it is then.

Not sure of the northern european places to find a guy to help with that. it's not really a fit for either tinder or craigslist.

>>735762544
I feel the same way towards Ellen Page as I do to a girl I used to be madly in love with, which I guess means I'm in love with her which is retarded because I've never met her and probably never will. Shit hurts mang

>>735778424
Loved that book and series

>>735762544
I'm sexting my cousin rn and I don't feel disgust or guilt or regret. She's hot

>>735777335
maaaan, that's frigging great. sure helps that it gave you the lifestyle that suits you, too, haha. what the heck does she do that she makes so much and can still telecommute/work from home? you noted before there was a canadian gold company that was into the land, you're not in canada are you? for some reason i can't see anything that amazing e of laggan/on or w of hinton/ab.

>>735778291
Bitch I'll take the train. Get ready to get that ass sniffed. Deep.

>>735778566
Any wins anon?

>>735778499
idk if you know how countryside sweden looks but there's less than 1000 people in my town and everyone knows everyone

>>735778600
are you serious lol you don't even know me

>>735778319
Its not even about desperation. Its about giving your friends a pick me up. That's almost better then the sex. I love my grills and fucked them a few times over just to give them a pep in their step lol

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>>735778512
MFW you are in love with jim lahey's daughter that daily brought ricky his pepperoni.

just kidding, i think she's the hottest "unhot" lesbo on the planet. i'd lick her asshole if i got the chance

>>735778666
> there's less than 1000 people in my town and everyone knows everyone
I get it. I grew up in a town of about ~500 people. there were still a lot of sneaky blowjobs going on, but it sure as hell made the dating pool smaller.

would it be easy or hard to pull a random guy though? give yourself a rating out of 10

>>735778550
yes, this a million fucking times yes. ambrose was a goddamn poet and the subject matter was godly. only problem i saw was that Don Burgett was in Able and they had to secure Foy to start with. where the hell is the love for Able?

>>735778666
Dead serious. I'll take you anywhere out to dinner in Scandinavia, as long as you pay for half. Then back to a hostel for some sinning we go.

>>735778598
naw, it was...oh fuck i can't remember the name of them. we're not in camadia. what the fuck was the name of those guys? dammit. ronco maybe? something like that. it's been like 5 years ago. baby is a VP at a USA bank, that's all i can say. she's been with about 4 so far. that's how you get a raise in this business, you move to the other bank across the street.

>>735778836
Yeah no love for Able company... but hey, the story was about Easy company.

>>735779090
that's ok, read Burgett's books. Able was just as fucking bad. they were everywhere Easy was and most times they were there first.

I work at a morgue and due to a childhood trauma, I can't help but violate the female corpses that come into my workplaces' possession. They are honestly so much better dead than alive, /b/. I cannot stop myself, but know that I should, but I get off on the thought of getting caught.

Fuck I gotta get off the rez. This shit hole has way too much paranormal shit going on every night.

Fuck all of you honestly idk if the girl(?) who got molested by her dad and can't suck dick is still here but you should be ashamed. Like to be taken advantage of like that as a child is obviously going to have a severe impact on her and all most of you have to say is "we'll get drunk and learn to deepthroat lol"

Fuck off. I think maybe she needs to work through some serious emotional issues first, and maybe find a trusting boyfriend that wouldn't dump her because she won't suck his dick. Relationships can be more than about fucking sex all the time. All you assholes do is sit here on this fucking board and post all day about how girls are shitty Stacys and how all they care about is sex and Chad's cock and how "oh if only she could see me for who I really am"

Is this who you really are? A handsome, misunderstood white knight who would throw your abused girlfriend to he curb because she won't stick your schlong in her mouth? A girl who gave your pathetic ass a shot, asking only for some sympathy from being fucking MOLESTED by her FATHER?

Anon if you are reading this don't listen to these fucking creeps. You said you have a therapist (I think that was you) and that's terrific. Please please please do not force yourself to do anything because a guy wants you to. Anyone who will really care for you and who truly wants to help you and be with you won't care too much about that one issue. I promise. I hope you read this and I hope you take this to heart. I am so sorry for what happened to you and just know that someone out there is proud of you for going on and for trying and for being imperfect. Idk what the point of this whole thing is really besides to love yourself because you deserve it. Fuck the haters and especially fuck these stupid hypocritical pervs.

>>735778946
wow yeah no that sounds super tempting but i have no idea who you are

>>735778805
i don't know, people online tell me i'm a copy paste of a standard swedish girl. but with my depressions and stupid mind i consider myself a 2/10

>>735779090
read of market-garden, and how Burgett lost his Garand in a shit sewer while getting the fuck out from under the fire of an 88. then he had to fight the battle of the apple orchard with nothing but a 1911

>>735765918
Divorce that piece of shit, she's not worth your time or effort

>>735779386
a friend of mine went to the doctor and the doctor found she had worms. the doctor sent them off for tests, and they came back as a kind you usually only find in corpses.

her bf worked in the morgue. they broke up and he got fired. not sure what happened to him after that.

make sure you use protection anon.

>>735779437
You will get to know me through our illegal sex rituals. Let me shoot my hot load of sadness inside you so you can slide along the floor and leave a snail trail, baby. I'll bring some Busch light, do you have a fridge?

>>735779090
or how about the time when he was at a listening post on the island. it was dark and he took his turn at post sitting on a soaked couch. next morning when it got daylight he looked down and it wasn't a couch. he had been sitting on a dead cow all night

i impregnated my wife's friend, again.

>>735779427
Hahahahahaha fuck off white Knight.

>>735779437
>i'm a copy paste of a standard swedish girl
yeah that'll do fine. if you want to suck dick you'll be able to find dick to suck.

>>735779427
she's seeing a therapist already for that. She expressed a desire to actually be able to suck dick because the fact she cant causes relationship issues and stresses her out.

I'm on the other side of the world fam, I'm not getting a blowjob out of this. I'm not her therapist. I'm just offering practical advice for the practical side of the problem she presented.

what was your advice? literally 'see a therapist and wait for mister right'?

i got caught fucking my friends wife twice before they finally got divorced. twice.

I miss adolf.

>no, not that adolf.

>>735779534
Lucky guy. Also, of course. I use protection every time.

>>735779427
that's sweet but i've been on 4chan for a while i can take care of myself

>>735779748
if you type that shit then i don't think you're my type

>>735779824
thanks, i appreciate how down to earth you are. that's the kinda guy i need as a practice doll. no stress, you know?

I'm in a long distance relationship with someone I could visit. The only problem is I have no resources whatsoever and I live an even bigger lie beyond that. It's a shame because they've openly stated they'd be okay with fucking me. I have no idea how to tell them the truth or if they'll still care about me. I know damn well they'll feel hurt from all the lies but I've already dug a hole way too deep to just say "Lol, this isn't true about me, sorry I just went from your friend with benefits to boyfriend."

>>735779895
i stole this same guys girlfriends like 4 more times. it's like every girl he got with decided they wanted to fuck me instead of him. he finally ended up with some crack whore and he held on to her like grim death. you could see it in his eyes, he was afraid as fuck that i would take her away. i didn't want that fucking crack ho. he finally got a girl i wouldn't fuck. hurrahhhhh for him

>>735780087
tl;dr
Living a total lie and ended up in a relationship with a cutie. Can't admit the lie because it'd shatter the relationship and I'm too happy for that.

>>735780046
More of a roleplayer, huh? Okay, I'll dress you up in corpse paint and my penis to your vagine will be Vikernes' knife to Euronymous' skull. Your moans of lust will be so deep and gutteral I can add them as background to my upcoming album, Viking Warrior Walks the Snowy Wastelands at Night. Do you have a fridge? We'll have to wait for the Busch light to cool down.

>>735780130
and then he tried to fuck my wife and she just laughed at him. wow, who's your buddy, who's your pal? i am aren't i?

>>735780046
>that's the kinda guy i need as a practice doll. no stress, you know?

basically my entire lovelife has has been thanks to the fact I'm no-stress/stable/etc so I get it completely.

not sure what you're into but if you can find a local scene into DD/lg you might be in luck. They trend towards the kind of guy who'll walk you through shit while remaining patient.

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I like thigh highs

>>735780391
eh some online guys have suggested ddlg to me but as you might understand that kind of puts the picture of my dad to them. i think i need as far away from that picture as i can

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I have an unhealthy obsession with panties. Pic related.

>>735780490
panties for ants?

>>735772314
Yeah I've kind of just learned to accept that this is my life. I try to be social, yet everyone outside the net seems boring and brain dead. My parents are overprotective. It's not safe to go to Chicago by myself being a femanon. I guess I just cried and realized at least for now the best thing is to just give up.

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>>735780490
Shit, larger image

>>735780482
yeah no stress, it's definitely not for everybody. I wasn't suggesting you get into it so much as it fits the profile of the guy you'd be into. actually getting into the kink is a different matter.

Other than that I'm not sure exactly where you'd go looking.

I have a crippling gambling addiction and am 5 figures in credit card debt in college

>>735780490
i like the silky panties but only for the packaging aspect. in other words, they must be housing a fat little pussy for me to suck on

>>735780046
It's not the assholes on 4chan, it's the assholes in real life. I'm trying to say - any relationship worth keeping isn't worth stressing over about something like this. And I honestly think talking to your dad is a better first step than sucking a strangers cock.
>>735779824
Mister and right and mister notafuckingasshole are pretty different. If you can't see how being -molested- by your -father- as a -child- isn't a more serious than a "practical issue" than you're a big ol retard.

>>735780664
what are the odds of finding someone with a kink that involves them saying nothing and doing nothing (hell, even, let them do something else in the mean time. go play games) and me practicing on them and potentially not being able to? do guys come in that size?

>>735780490
Pretty sure I got plenty of them. Last time I counted there were around 380 something pairs. they are spread out here on my king size bed a couple layers thick.

>>735780764
>if you can't see how being -molested- by your -father- as a -child- isn't a more serious than a "practical issue" than you're a big ol retard.

sure. and it's possible to approach fixing a symptom at the same time or separately to fixing an underlying problem.

I mentioned she might want to talk to her therapist, same as you. so with that covered, what have you got of a practical nature other than 'fuck nicer guys who have no desire for a blowjob'?

>>735774559
Get a therapist please

>>735780614
>It's not safe to go to Chicago
yeah, that's a given. ever thought of moving to somewhere that isn't a fucking war zone? i live in a town of 320 people, i'm white and the rest of the town is black, i'm one of about 3 white people in town. i have never ever felt unsafe. all 318 others in this town are my neighbors and good people. i'd have their back and they'd have mine. it's all about where you live and if the people are good or they are shit.

>be 19 year old me
>Bought dildo as a gag gift
>Friend whom it was for denied it
>Dildo collected dust in closet for weeks
>Get bored one day
>Fiercely jerk off
>Stop before cumming
>Grab dildo
>Continue jerking off while using dildo on my ass
>Cum
>Absolutedisgust.jpg
>Clean up and throw dildo out

>>735780675
you are a dumb shit

>>735774246
How?
>>735774601
Are you handsome af?
How???

>>735780908
well, yeah. if you're ok with taking the dom role there's no problems there, lotta sub guys would be okay with staying still and being treated like an object if you told them to.

if you don't want to take charge, it's an everyman fantasy to have a girl who'll suck your cock while you're gaming or whatever. I've had friends brag about it. Guys who're fine with that are pretty common.

>>735781235
i don't think an insecure awkward person can do the dom role. the last part sounds interestingggg

>>735775444
Move on man, it's not healthy. She hates you ffs

Me and my younger sister fuck time to time. I do wonder how common sibling incest is and how fun it is. She also stated she is interested in girls as well which makes me wish we can share our secret to other femanons who are interested.

She's tight and always eager to open up for me.

>>735781420
Are you a femanon?

>>735781337
>i don't think an insecure awkward person can do the dom role.
you'd be surprised who can turn out to be a surprise switch, but that might add unnecessary pressure to the whole situation for you.

>the last part sounds interestingggg
yeah, finding guys happy to be sucked off while gaming is easy enough. it'll just have to be somebody pretty relaxed so they don't mind how it ends.

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>be me
>high school
>not chad but not beta
>one day teacher puts us in library because he's lazy
>me and 2 other guys sitting at a table
>bored af, start carving swastikas into the side of the table because i'm an edgy white kid
>leave
>next day
>bitch principal gets on intercom
>"It has been brought to my attention that we have had school property vandalized by hateful groups that are operating inside the school."
>whatever
>same teacher tries to put us in library again
>they won't let us in SROs inside
>standing at the table i was at yesterday
>realize
>mfw principal used school budget dollars to investigate the swastikas
>mfw never tell anyone because they were offering a reward, would be sold out in a second