Faces of /b/ thread
Show me your tits or get the fuck out thread.
Look at you summer faggots. You dont even know the rules. A bitch posts on 4chan requesting ANYTHING, she better have also posted a picture of her tits or she can gtfo. Jesus man....
>>735743774
OP is male
>>735743829
scottish
>>735743225
bait/10
>>735743508
rotate/10
>>735743531
7/10
>>735743829
6/10
>>735743801
Wtf.... What is life....
>>735743972
little brother/10
>>735743508
6/10
>>735743531
5/10
>>735743829
4/10
>>735743225
anthony rogers is that you?/10
>>735744651
rate someone next time you post in a thread like this ya inbred cunt
>>735743863
Irish
>>735743225
i wish wayfarers looked good on me
nothing looks good on incredibly ugly people unfortunately.
>>735743972
you latin american?
>>735744965
irish
>>735745031
then i would tentatively guess you still have a foreskin?
>>735743225
r u a faggot or a faguette?
>>735745226
yes i'm not a mutilated jew
>>735745253
Not op but what is the difference?
>>735745227
ugly mofo
>>735744734
op says nothing about rate retard
rate threads belong to /soc/ so fuck you
>>735745445
"Retard" Do you lick out your mother with that mouth young man
>>735744745
white nigger
>>735745180
Want sum fug?
>>735745659
mike?
>>735744299
You're bait, but fuck it I'll bite
>>735745779
i deleted that picture ty m8
>>735746002
Np, cute boy.
My face + bonus tiny dragon face
>>735743225
Male or female?
>>735743508
Niggerlips/10
>>735743531
6.5/10
>>735743829
I bet you never get congested
>>735743972
7/10. Cuban?
>>735744299
Posts inspirational selfies on tumblr/10
>>735744651
First actual male in thread
>>735745180
5.5/10
>>735745227
Put on some mass and you'd look better.
>>735746068
first male in the thread tf nigga?
>>735745659
Post tits
>>735746145
Anon said actual male, not faggot looking men.
>>735743531
Mason?
TFW too ugly to post face on asshole of the internet
>>735743225
Hey Barron Trump. Welcome to /b/. How's the White House.
>>735746389
cry about it faggot
>>735746208
nigga ulook like ed sheerans retarded cousin stfu
>>735746389
Im pretty ugly and I still do it
Whats the problem? Acne? Overweight?
>>735746479
Nigger fuck off. I'm not that anon!
>>735746068
>I bet you never get congested
The fuck does that even mean
how do i get alpha /b/?
>>735746732
>trim brows
Also nice shirt
>>735746732
Stop listenin rammstein, kek.
>>735746622
Who nose, man.
>>735746732
second try uploading it the right way up
>>735745779
Wowwww really cute tbh. Femanon here
>>735746977
You know the rules.
>>735743829
That's a mighty big toilet you're in there, buckaroo.
8/10 Would poop.
>>735746957
fucks sake
The upside of being a dude; looks are secondary.
Not bragging, but I was a good looking dude when younger, but I had no confidence, no money, no "game", and no pussy. Not saying it's easy, but if you're committed to improving your life, confidence, etc., work your ass off.
>>735746957
>>735746732
Learm to rotate and crop.. also work out
>>735746957
you Jewish?
>>735744651
5/10 Blurry picture. Probably obscuring MLP stuff.
Would not bang.
>>735746954
>those wrists
Either a manlet or fat as fuck
>>735747051
cornfed midwestfag/10
>>735747123
4Chan fucks up vertical images sometimes. Not that anon btw.
>>735746954
>Thinks he's clever
>>735745227
Clean your room, you juvenile.
>>735746819
>Also nice shirt
thx
>>735746836
never
>>735747123
will do
>>735747187
my nose aint that big
also im to poor for that
>>735747225
am german, only eat kartoffel sauerkraut and schnitzel
>>735747218
Not a manlet, and not really fat as fuck. I'm just overweight and I've got lunch lady arms. I'm working on it. My diet has been shit lately
>>735745659
Going to be bald by the time you're old enough to bang. On the other hand, has flag displayed, is Patriot.
8/10 Would bang. When you're old enough.
>>735747430
so, uncircumcised?
No h8 pls
>>735746134
Obviously drunk. Cannot consent. Would not bang. Not going to jail for u.
>>735747519
isnt it a thing in the usa that even though your not jewish you get circumcised?
>>735747548
H8 on yew m8 here you go fuck yews nigguerilla i send your way for a good raping
>>735747487
your BMI is prob like 34 which means ur obese faggot
>>735746412
I welcome our Future Overlord.
>>735746977
Shut up you stupid fucking faggot
No one Fucking cares about your gender till you bring it up
No need to be an attention whore and a liar
>>735747487
Bro id fuck you in your man puss if you would put a wig on and put make up on your face you aint a bad looking /b/ro
>>735747487
Fat as fuck , manboobs, get it together. And stop taking gay as fuck selfies
>>735747488
I chuckled. Also more than old enough but have youth face
>>735747668
>>735747548
Dick weed.
>>735747660
yea; but you were born in germany?
>>735747982
>>735748056
indeed, so no cut dick for me
No rude comments por favor
>>735747854
I wish my boobs were man boobs.. then they'd go away with the rest of it. I really dont care about people jabbing at my weight. Ive lost it before and i can lose it again. Shit just fluctuates, yknow? Also kys
>>735747832
T-thanks
>>735747750
Medically, yeah. I'd give you the excuse of "i have hypothyroidism and I'm just now learning how to nutrition properly" but i feel like thats something that would send people into an autistic rage around here. Personally BMI seems a bit off anyways. Im a bit stocky even at 120 lbs but people say i look gaunt and can see my ribs
>>735748137
i really hope this aint real nigga
>>735748254
I look gaunt,When im at that weight** that is
Im nowhere near 120 lbs now
>>735748254
nigga 120lbs more like 120kgs if ur 3'6
>>735748254
>Medically, yeah. I'd give you the excuse of "i'm a fat fuck" but i feel like thats something that would send people into an autistic rage around here. Personally BMI seems a bit off anyways. Im a bit stocky even at 120 lbs but people say i look gaunt and can see my ribs
>>735748377
I claified. Im well over 120 lbs
Here, i dont have a mirror. You guys want to see my tum?
>>735748244
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!!!!
STARBUCKS SIPPING NIGGER LOVING SHIT SLURPING WHITE WHORE!!!! SHOW TITS OR GTFO!!!!
>>735748137
Wtf are you?
>>735743225
Soup, Be!
Feminoun checking in lewl! Sorry for blerry pik I'm drank lal.
>>735748504
yes please and also how much do you fucking weigh and whats ur fucking height jessus fucking christ monkey dick
>>735748586
looks like a vanhilla wow model for a human kid
>>735743225
you seem to resemble a gender-fluid faggot
>>735744651
You look like a ginger Kremestar
>>735748546
no ^_^
>>735747487
Dude you fat!
>>735748254
Your a girl?... Damn that makes the thrill less interesting dye your hair pink and wear them red contacts and wear a red dress then id go to town on you straight up best sex in your life if your a girl
>>735745659
legit thought you were a girl in the thumbnail
8/10 would smash though
>>735748137
Hey, Gomez! How are Morticia and the kids?
>>735748601
MAXIMUM UPWARD ANGLE
If not sufficient ill take another from a less weird perspective. I should invest in a standing mirror.. id probably dress myself better if i had one
>>735749077
amy?
>>735749015
Dont forget red lipstick then id get up in your vag but uh state again if your a guy or girl i cant tell
>>735749015
Are you into prostate stimulation? Because i dont have to be a girl if you don't want me to be. It's detachable
>>735749248
Styles lame you dont look womanly enough to bang
>>735749077
kik
>>735749248
faggot.
>>735748244
Better show tits.
>>735749170
Nah. I don't have any common name so i cant be spooked by you guessing randomly either
Also i have no social media. Its possible someone could recognize me from work though. Ah well.. whats some underboob between coworkers
>>735749077
girl? also can i fuck the belly button
>>735749077
You're so fucking hot. Post the titty
>>735749469
if jackie chan and and the big nose fucker from 2005s king kong had a love child
Working class faggot reporting in.
>>735749248
you rated me zero but please let me suck your cock
>>735749360
Don't have one. I feel like im probably a bit older than you, too.
>>735749294
No im bi i just dont have people in my ass i love anal but idk if your woman or not im letting you know what to wear if your trying to be a girl or if you are one because id fuck you like i want to already but if you looked good enough id date your sexy asss
>>735749036
I should just twink out tbh
>>735749651
ur too manly looking just give up
>>735749444
Checked!
but I don't have any to show >.>
>>735749560
So that means I'm mildly handsome? Great.
Let me suck your dick
>>735749358
>>735749389
>>735749589
Sorry boys im straight
God i hate this board and everyone in it.
>>735750089
You should especially hate yourself
>>735749959
Come on, take a pic for my trips?
>>735750050
You sure
Femanon here
I'll be your girlfriend if you're in Filnland
>>735750033
Do you have a penis or vagina?
>>735750248
Sure.
>>735750356
>fem
No need to lie, a lot of us are actually into that.
>>735750356
Im from Germany, close enough?
>>735749622
>bi
>doesnt like it in the ass
Thats like beint a vegan cannibal, dude..
Also sorry, no tits. I have a rule against posting face and tits in the same thread. I got doxxed before (like in 2006 when i was still technically a teenager) and if it weren't for me always keeping my shit on lockdown they could've sent pretty damning pics to my family.
>>735750506
Titty
Titty
Titty
Titty
Titty
>>735750506
Forgot to this post add that i am, in fact, a female.
>>735747487
refreshing to see someone accept their issues and be able to handle negative responses appropriately, good for you anon
>>735750490
But I'm really a girl
>>735750491
I don't like Turks, sorry
>>735750743
kek
>>735744299
Are you gay
>>735750838
>I don't like Turks, sorry
mashalla amena keudum sigdelan
>>735750187
>>735750990
I want this thicc girl's :(
>>735750815
Hey, thanks. At the time it was pretty stressful but I still help perpetuate the cycle that caused it by asking femanons for nudes and saving/sharing them so really all you can do is keep yourself safe and try to teach other people how to do the same.
>>735750990
>>735750356
>filnland
Lets get a look at dem tits
>>735749802
>tfw you can't even be degenerate right
Wasn't serious, but I do get that a lot lol
>>735750990
awesome bush, wish my gf would grow hers like that
>>735743225
r8
>>735750506
You're on 4chan this threads gonna 404 in 1 hour anyway, show tots. Pic related are mine
>>735751531
beta
>>735751460
Looks like your usual 'Oh I'm part finnish, scottish, polish, german and italian' white person.
>>735751321
>tfw men dont always see it as a bad thing
Bless you and your kinky soul, anon.
>>735751460
Cute hippie
>>735751321
>>735751642
Right! so much work to keep up all the time
>>735751600
Unfortunately not, just really like big tits
>>735751757
Not buying it. I call bs
>>735750356
Show tits plsss
Pleessse boss i have a canca
>>735751757
I usually just trim a little shorter it so it doesnt get matted. I don't think it looks bad, its hygenic, and none of the people ive had sex with seem to mind. Some even like it.
The trick is keeping the pubes from getting long enough to cover the labia, but not trimming them so short that it itches.
>>735750033
Faceapp
>>735750356
6/10
You ever come to Canada, stop by Vancouver so I can get you hooked on our primo meth
>>735752040
post pic of the appropriate length for education
I trimmed my beard and I think I regret it.
If you see me one day, please hit me with your car. Ive done horrible things. Sexy horrible things.
>>735753714
That look actually suits you. 6/10
>>735753656
Mick Foley got too many kids man :V
Wow this is totally /soc/ and facebook, you cancerous ES fucktards.
Rate me?
>>735753780
Kek
>>735754090
has to beg for penis/10
>>735754090
Tits or GTFO
>>735753772
Dude. Jewfro NO.
>>735753863
No facial hair and you aren't ugly at least.
>>735753456
Nice tits
>>735754490
fixed
>>735754619
Like this?
>>735750033
Yo maxmoefoe.
>>735754892
is that a yarmulke on your head?
I know I'm superior but rate me anyway shitheads
>>735751460
>>735751531
>>735753656
>>735753714
>>735753772
>>735753863
>>735754776
0/10. You heads are turned the wrong way you disgusting freaks
>>735755072
Stop posting pictures like a attention whore post tits or gtfo
Me on left guys
>>735754983
i think its a cupcake thing i cant remeber
>>735755178
its literally the same picture posted 4 times at different positions
>>735755157
marine reject/10
>>735755145
7/10 nice guy who gets no pussy
>>735743225
>obligatory "you look like a dyke" comments
>>735755178
>>735755178
>tfw i posted tits and only one person noticed
>>735755297
You right
>>735755269
Stahhp posting it...
Boss plesss, plss boss i have a cancer
hahahahah
>>735755430
I know your a guy can i fuq your man puss
>>735747487
I think losing weightis the least of your worries. Look at that floor damn
>>735743972
8.5/10 would totally fap to your nudes.
Here comes Silent Bob
You know the rule. Tits or gtfo
>>735755487
Its a utility room, and the cats drag in leaves and shit when we let them in during the storms.
>>735755535
Do you live in NJ?
>>735755535
Cro-Magnon man?
>>735755624
Fuq outta me swoMMP Fayt Ayess
>>735755624
hope that head isn't on top a manlet
>>735753714
>>735753780
Did I fuck my shit up b? Because that's what Im trying to do.
>>735755751
im 6'3
>>735751460
1
>>735753656
4
>>735753772
8
>>735754090
8
KEK
>>735753456
Thank you femanon. Boutta bust a nut just for you
>>735755873
Fuq outta me swomp newwww
*Shkriech*
Noewwwww fuck outta me howse
Knewwwww you fucker behgg
>>735753456
Same
>>735755845
Bro.
For real, putting your hair like that actually improved your appearance.
>>735753456
I really wanna fuck her what state is you located ill pay 1000$ to fuck you
>>735755943
>>735756079
T-tribute me?
R8 me plz
>>735743225
>>735756340
how many months since the op?
>>735756340
weird mouth /10 / trap
>>735749077
>>735756159
Not in a state, sorry! I'm about to go j/o, anyone fapping should imagine abusing my nipples. Really sets me off.
>>735756469
See>>735753456
>>735756439
Damn close
>>735756214
Not these guys. I would but no one needs to see my microdick
>>735744913
Stop fishing for compliments. Let's see you without.
>>735756626
lmaoo
>>735755470
khanki magi
>>735756643
Cum is usually fine too but it usually looks weird on a phone screen
>>735756614
>>735756811
you realize, the average phone screen is 5 inches, diagonal measurement......
>>735756614
Its too send a pic my dick is like bigger than my phone it is hard to handle them both
>>735756967
My dick is 3 in long when soft and 7 when hard but it isnt easy to go off of just tits bruh
>>735756973
if you want to impress someone fat, post pics of food you can cook
>>735756811
>Seeing my own post on your phone
holy fuck
>>735756626
fake and gay
>>735757156
Bruh as said b4 i aint hard brehhh
>>735756973
Hes right:
>>735757125
HEY TO ANY OF THE GUYS DROOLING OVER MY BODY, BEFORE THE THREAD 404S: i like chubby, hairy guys, small dicks or fat ones with big heads, and assholes of all sexes, but no rosebuds
Anyone want to give /me/ some fap material?
>>735757378
drooling over your body? da fuq.
>>735756811
>checkd
Also, nice.
>>735757624
>>735757624
Sorry I'm being hyperbolic
Just pls send nudes
>>735757771
Wtf... Damn only half of an inch away from 7 oh wells
>>735758069
5/10 feminist
>>735758097
R8. I can post something less edgy if it helps
>>735757378
>>735758069
You hella fine.
>>735758118
Wrong.
>>735758064
Are those ginger pubes I see?
Anon, you're checking all my boxes
>>735758334
Not bad. I had an ex about that size.. he didn't know how to use it very well, though. Very "brute force" approach
>>735758097
So many penis sleeves. They really do look more healthy with one.
>>735758606
Mixed up the last two posts. Woops
>>735747051
you took a picture with your headphones on? Are you retarded? Also, there is this stuff called art. it's traditionally used to decorate your walls, you know, gives it a bit of color. You should try to pick some up, cause right now it looks as though you just got done being home-schooled and are now living in your own.
>>735758303
ok that fucking resolution is the worst shit i've ever seen
>>735758606
I don't know how to use mine either, I'm a 27 year old virgin, but thanks for commenting on my hairy penis.
Alright that was sufficient
Gnight everyone
>>735743225
there should be a faces of /b where you can only post your face if you are holding something time-stamped. I estimate that about 90% of everyone in this thread is posting a fake image, cause if not it's like a JCrew commercial just took over 4chan. While that would make sense to a degree, honestly it kills the any remaining street cred that /b might have had.
>>735759061
3 more years and you'll be a wizard.
yeah lemme get a boneless pizza
>>735759367
Yeah that'll be cool. At this point I'm holding out until I'm 30 just to be unique and to see what magical powers I may obtain. Oh plus I'm socially retarded, so I suppose I don't have a say in the matter.
>>735760014
I honestly really have it easy dating as a woman. Im socially retarded and might have the burgers but people still want to date me because im ok looking and im "interesting" because of the hobbies i autistically pour myself into.
I hope you can find a girl, anon. 27 isn't too late. Far from it.
>>735760838
do it.
Greetings shithole that is /b/, been awhile since I switched my main to /pol/ from b.
R8 me M80
>>735761090
Go back to /pol/ faggot. We're full.
>>735758069
I loveher
>>735761472
Mind Ye elders newfaggot.
>>735761785
>cares enough to lie about being an oldfag
The newest of newfag mistakes. I'm sure you have Milo blogposts to jerk it to
>>735762091
you have to post your cock now since everyone else is.
>>735762091
Legit fangs grill who don't exist.
>>735746068
You the ugliest nigga in this thread
>>735762322
God I cant wait until summer is over.
>>735762200
Milo is not a good example for anything but maby trolling. I cannot stand with a pedo sympathizer.
>>735762435
Yeah, probably.. but thats just because I'm the only female poster and y'all are all gay as fuck.
>>735762451
>>735747487
Ketogenic diet
>>735762451
You do realize that these "women" are mostly neckbeards right?
>>735762773
Yeah that's why i posted what i did. Did you mean to reply to the fag i replied to?
>>735743972
good fap ty
autistic white nationalist bean femanon here
not posting tits dont have any clearly