Ylyl thread https://youtu.be/9xPSZowpzxk

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im immune from this post fool

tard

>>735727434
Good. I hate my mother

>88 miles away
heil

>>735727434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ1FLblZqhM

>>735727434
H8

>>735727434
You fool, you uneducated buffoon, immunity doggo got me covered.

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>>735727434
Fuck you

Cunt

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>>735727434

Burn!

>>735729466
dafuq did I just saw?

>>735730218

holy shit, that's true, but that's the taste when they havn't showered...

Ne

Wow

>>735727434
...

>>735727434
god damnit, fucking stop.

>>735727434
kek

>>735730404
You're thinking of salty coins. If it tastes milk and coins, somethings gotta be wrong

>>735727434

cunt

>>735730318
Fuck niggers

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>>735727434

>>735730789
what in God's fictitious fucking existence is this

>>735730789
I don't get it?

>>735727434
Fuk yu

lol I'm immune fag nice try

>>735731151
kek

My mother will not die and I hate you

>>735727434
fag

>>735731521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ

Imunity Cat

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>>735727434

>>735731246
Wtf that's Ottawa

WHY ARE THEY GIVING A GUN TO HIM IN MY CITY

>>735727434
niggerfaggot

Sure thing, fag

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>>735730218
Mostly when they just eat suggary foods, caffeine, preservatives, etc. But my girlfriend's pussy tastes like heaven, she mostly eats vegetables, fruits, and healthy food. But mostly because the food a normal girl eats makes her wanna vomit. Her taste is a heavenly side effect of her diet, I'm actually pretty fucking happy about it. It smells and tastes like some weird combination of cherry and strawberry, and I love it.

>>735732017
Yeah I've seen the movie, I just don't get the comic. Why is she reacting like that?
>>735732078
Thanks

>>735732078
what took you so long

>>735727434
kek

>>735731246
wow, they let a women be a cop?

ffs

>>735730341
The Truth!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMzd40i8TfA

>>735727434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrqjBvH1WvU

nig

>>735727434
fagg000t

reeeeeeeetard

>>735727434
DUDE REPLY OR ELSE LMAO

>>735727434
ded

>>735732577
>blurring the gravestones

Why? Scared of doxxing dead people?

>>735727434
kiked

>>735732158
Damn, she swimmin in pussy

>>735727434
Nigger

>>735730367
>>735730367
>>735730367
ow my sides

>>735727434
Fuck

>>735727434
you can't negate immunity dog

>>735730367
lost

>>735727434
Bull shit

>>735732158
Jesus, that gape

kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoE-oKPYkjY

>>735731521
Neither do I
I read it like 15 times too and now I feel like a dunce

>>735727434
Niggers

>>735732078
Bless

>>735732504
kek at how hello kitty & friends are turned around in their seats, judging you

>>735731721

You just lost because you said "lol"

>>735732078

Yay I'm immune

yo

>>735732375
Oh good we can steal!

>>735732078
Immune forever!!

>>735727434
fck

>>735731411
dawg wtf

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>>735732740
kek'd

>>735727434
im tilted now, fuck you OP

>>735730218
pomf <3

>>735733743
faggot

>>735727434
xd

>>735733644
Lost my dude <|:-)

>>735733579

What's that from?

You know what I never understood about the whole immunity thing since coming back to 4chan recently?

Why would I not want her to die? The poor old bat has been in hospice for months unable to recognize any of us... as fun as that's been for pranks, we're now banned from visiting so I'm just waiting for that sick $2,000 inheritance so I can spend it on booze and whores, then sell her house out from under my legally-of-age-and-therefore-not-my-problem sisters.

I'll probably use all of that to buy a car and total it, uninsured, within a month.

Win fuckin win as far as I can tell. Shit, I'd probably have enough left to get me something nice and sentimental, like... fuck iono, a new graphics card?

>>735735750
It's fucking 4chan, we want EVERYONE to die, we want them all to die in the most hilarious of ways, and we want the fucking webms.

I don't get it, either.

>>735734723
>>735731411
It's okay. You will never be as cool as park judo bro

>>735727434
guyjhb

>>735730964

fuggin aussies

>>735730688
whats wrong with you

fuck you nigger

>>735735891
See this guy gets it.

Hey guy, I can't find it at the moment but you remember that old greentext about the anon who planned his suicide parasailing behind a flaming ferrari in the desert outside vegas wearing a fursuit, with the intention that it be nationally televised? That's the kind of quality morbidity I come here for, not fifty weebs going "ah fuck now I have to post or my mom will inexplicably die because some literal buttchugging faggot posted cancer."

Maybe I'll see what's going down when summer's over.

>>735731521
how fucking new-

>>735732078

eh

>>735727434
fg

k

>>735735750
>>735735891

smells kinda edgy in here

>>735731511
>>735731521
>>735733703
It's originally a transgender kid and the grandpa says grow up like your father and the little faggot gets rustled.

Kys

>>735727434
Jew

sure

>>735736336
Holy fuck. No, I don't recall that, must've happened during one of my hiatuses (?) from /b/ but god damn I wish I had seen it.

>>735732078
Ayyyyyy immune foraverrrr

>>735732940
What a champ

>>735731151
Trump did all that?

/b/ is just edgy facebook now. lol.

fuck you tards, i'm out.

>>735727434

>>735727594
Of course you are Mr. President

>>735732676
lol guy on the bottom right looks unhappy
"Stop pushing me into this girl, you fags"

also the girl is cool to be there...wherever the hell this is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqOBTpuBVmA

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>>735727434

Fuck

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>>735737134
every time one of you fags complain about YLYL, you either post nothing to contribute, or when you do, its even worse than the shit already being posted. whiny faggot.

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>>735737285
>>735727434

>>735736336
you lookin to be copypasta m8?

>>735727434
replied...

>>735731092
I don't understand

ughghghgh

>>735733952
i can't breathe

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>>735736493
Yeah, I come here when I find myself accidentally drunk alone on a worknight. (i.e. pals bailed.) It's therapy. This way I don't have to drag a bunch of my real friends out of their responsible adult behaviors, and I can still be a horrible person for a couple hours. I'm fully aware of what it is, and your sanctimony is duly noted.

Now that that's out of the way.

>>735736713
I went looking for it and couldn't find the full version. Some redditor posted what looks like a shoddy first draft or knockoff of the glory I recall reading. It was hellaciously longer and more hilarious but this serves as a cliffnotes version.

>>735737702
no, I was referencing an old pasta.

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>>735737468
As if anything on /b/ is good any more

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>>735727434

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>>735737468
Pretty accurate

>>735737904
I just choked on my dinner reading that, thanks.

I couldn't let myself choke to death not in front of a webcam, so... here I am.

>>735737907
then what are you doing here, fuck off in that case.

>>735730193
Fuck you. That's adorable.

>>735735678
A hentai page, if im not wrong its called hentai haven

>>735737468
fuck, replied to the wrong nigger.

>>735737192
>ifunny

>>735732172
Virgin detected

>>735737008
>>735737907
>"wahh wahh muh /b/! i hate all the newfags, /b/ sucks now!"
>continues to come to /b/

>>735738325
>.co

>>735733952
Currently crying

>>735732172
kek, youve never had a girlfriend, let alone put your mouth on a pussy, have you.

>>735733579
>Dr.ShatterCock M.D

>>735727434
2/10 made me reply

Also, don't forget to sage shit like this, faggots

>>735735905
What do people even expect from the internet anymore?

>>735733039
just 10? fucking amateur.

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>>735738158
>>735738364

>>735732431
had a laugh attack on this one

>>735727434
h

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>>735732172
I had a Vietnamese broad, pretty much straight off the boat, her snatch was slightly sweet and smelled of honey and baby powder. It's a damn shame that it one step above fucking a corpse. Most non-enthusiastic sexual partner I've ever had, but man, she really took care of herself. I wish big-tittied western girls did the same.

>>735737907
>>735738158
>>735738364
>implying /b/ was ever good

>>735735532
lost

>>735739192
oh my kek, my sides.

>>735739322
is that a fucking flamingo disguised as a human?

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>>735730218
Some women say semen smells like salty coins and milk too.

>>735730878
this is so very /b/

>>735737904
Why don't all these trouble youths, who kill themselves, go out in style like this? Fucking waste of a suicide. Or take down someone the world would be better off without with them? Like Dwyane Johnson.

>>735739322
TOO SPOOKY!

>>735736511
What?

>>735727434
oye vey

>>735739870
>Implying cum doesn't smell vaguely like bleach

>>735736511
i feel like some autist said this and thought it was funny so he shared it with /b/ but nobody laughed because its not even a real joke.

>>735740279
i feel like the same autist may have been responsible for putting it in this thread about an hour ago

>>735732066
Does this shit actually exist?

>>735727434
Kys

>>735740184
keks me every time

>>735740432
whats your point, faggot. i dont care if he sees this or not.

>>735727434
You acne covered virgin twink

>>735733582
>>735733579
i lost with these two

>>735732066
Pic in pic is too blurry. Someone have higher res?

>>735740597
My point was to agree with you, faggot. It's entirely unfunny garbage. Only the same autist would be reposting it.

Though looking back I can see why you'd have read it differently.

I can man up to my mistakes. Now it's time for you to bend over and receive my apology like the little cream-filled twinkie you were born to be.

>>735727434
kys

>>735732158
Is her vag permanently open?

>>735738364

Haven't been here for well over a year. It's gotten worse and worse.

There is literally no content generated here.

Enjoy face/b/ :)

>>735741170
This board is 18+

>>735737285
Eat shit

>>735730878
This is the person I would rape
Boner clearly visible through pants
He\she is aroused and therefore so am I

>>735737969
Kys

>>735741170
Translation-
I have been here for almost a year and never created anything, you guys should do something about it

>>735727434
efffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>735740919
>doesn't understand how vaginas work
>/b/
makessense.xvid

>>735741170
You know what? I almost kinda miss the ponyfags at this point. At least they generated content.

Don't get me wrong, they belong over there on their own board now. It's been long enough that they've developed their own culture. But when it was growing from /b/'s substrate it was pretty funny. All kinds of drama for no reason. True chaos.

>>735740904
it's not a ps4, its probably just a orange cat

>>735742068
How a vag works and how a vag looks are two different things

>>735742233
Nigger are you blind? It's clearly a Nerf gun

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>>735742233

Fuck you

>>735742565
whats a nerd gun? for cats?

>>735730318
Black people in a nutshell

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オレンジ色の猫

>>735735678
I recognize that girl, it's probably from a hentai called Futabu, but its about chicks with dicks so... yeah.

>>735742273
Function begets form, sir.

And yes, her vag is permanently open. In the same way that your mouth is. It's a sphincter, just like your mouth or eyelids, that is capable of relaxing or constricting. And fun fact, it's not entirely sympathetic - most women can (if they can be bothered to) learn to control it. Just like we boyos can consciously control the distance to which our testicles droop, or independently operate a single eyelid or eyebrow.

And that's what's happening here. And, well... she's made herself a giant pussy in which she can fuck herself down the river. And that isn't quite the old-fashioned American dream, but hell if I'm not a little jelly.

In other words, the way a vagina works is why it looks the way it does. Q.E.D.

ivgb;

>>735743019
No no, I mean, her resting vagina state has a permanent gap between her labia, or she held them open with tape or some shit

>>735731092
Friday the 13th the game I think??

Why is this in a ylyl?

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>>735742928

>>735743327
you win

>>735731246
Sir, put the weapon DOWN

>>735743303
Well sure, many women's *resting* state has a tendency to open when the legs are spread like that.

In fact I'd say most of those I've seen up close, unless they were tense or aroused. Relaxation is a thing that isn't really happening when there's sex to be had.

Much like looking at the ceiling and expecting your mouth to stay closed, it doesn't happen unless you're thinking about it.

>>735730878
LMFAO, Only a retard would wear this. Probably more likely to be raped this this by a /b/tard

>>735732078
ty

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>>735743671

>>735727434
FUCK

>>735733582
pls moar old stuff

>>735732078
nice

>>735727434
fucker

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thread needs nanners

>>735732172
You're a liar

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>>735743926

>>735727434
succ

fuck u

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>>735742656

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>>735744105

>>735744089
He looks confused, does he not understand what he's seeing?

>>735739322
Ty mr skeltal

>>735727434
kys

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>>735744209
Fags dancing around is a normal thing in your world

>>735727434
,j n ,m nkjn ,m n,mjn, mn ,km

>>735730452
Lost

>>735736477
I don´t get this

>>735727434
Fucking ripe cunt

>>735731246
Officer down!

>>735727434
ffs

>>735732676
slavs are disgusting

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>>735743755

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>>735744394
nothing to get, pal. It's just cute, no funny.

And as such it is heresy to the YLYL thread ,but it's still cute.

>>735727434
no

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>>735727434

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>>735744592

>>735730318
fake and gay.

>>735727434
>:(

>>735732158
wow she's had a lot of sex

>>735727434
god damn it

Ok

>>735727434
NO LO TATRES OP

https://youtu.be/CWZYlYSHSEM

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>>735727434

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>>735744598

>>735744598
heavy loss

>>735727434
fuck you

>>735731246
>1648x3012
Down By Law

>>735743671
I've only ever really seen my gf's, so I guess I don't have that big of a sample size

>>735730688
too soon

>>735732158
I remember this story.
She got arrested.

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>>735744663

>>735732078
blessed

>>735740876
alright you little nigger, i forgive you, and i hope you can forgive my /b/tarded ass too. bring it on in.