Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>735684857
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff like your pathetic existence
>post lots of sexual content
>most important: Have fun!
>>735715480
Is it a gundam?
Yui has been claimed
Is ded in here
>>735714975 (Watcher)
That sucks, I at least hope you get some proper rest, might be easier to fall asleep when you're tired at least.
I've been up since 3am, not been up to much besides some family stuff, it's 10pm now, so I hope I'll get some sleep before it's past 3am again . . .
>>735715794
Yoooiii
Still here
and
>>735715451
Exactly something im not good at.
Also passed my food handlers. Neat
Filthy early bake
>>735715646
Yep. Best kinda robot.
>>735716212
It's been pretty ded for a h'while now. >>735716302
Food handlers?
>>735716390
Syndra get out smh
>>735716390
Filthy waifu
>>735716392
Well, now I'm here, so . . . it'll continue to be just as ded
>>735716392
Its a thing that says im not a retard and will handle food properly. Can post example of its a im not a retard course if you like.
>>735716212
I'm gonna have to stay up very late before I go to bed tonight and that means a lot of lonely time.
what kind of family stuff did you do?
>>735716570
Aww don't say that kitten. It's not you. It's them. They fucking suck. How dare they not talk about their day to us!
>>735716597
I just looked it up. Some sort of certification saying you can hold food without fucking it up? I didn't even know there was such a thing. I guess people really are fucking stupid. Congrats tho.
WTF I'm a Grimesfag now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADPk5PpkjMg
>>735710172 Akame
goodness no, im scared of motorcycles
>>735710423 Tomoko
you should sell drugs with me, its good money!
>>735711034
hi hi, thank you for welcoming me!
>>735711052
but im sweating bullets in this heat!
>>735714084
t-that .gif...
>>735717086
>>735717249
>tfw working for 9 hours and half thinking about coming back home to get my fix
>>735717136
they obviously are dangerous but seem really fun.
>>735716938
Its a lot of dont pick up ice with your bare hands and stuff like that
>>735717136
Nah I am much to anxious for that.
>>735716776
Know that feel, spent the last few days pretty much completely isolated. I just have a couple more hours before I crash, until then, I'm around if you wanna chat.
Went to some Italian restaurant with my cousin and mom, had some pizza. Went to my parents' place with them, was supposed to stay overnight, but I spazzed out and left, I can't fucking stand tv and noise today, which there was a lot of.
>>735716938
Nooo idea. It's so much fun though.
>can hold food without fucking it up
Absolutely savage congratulation.
>>735717489
Has she given out any info on her next album? I know that she wants it to be a slower type of album but that's all I know
>>735717610
i'm pretty small irl, do you think i can even balance myself on such a vehicle?
>>735718113
If you can ride a pushbike you can ride a motorbike. Just need to stick to the low powered bikes at first.
>>735717790
i think i developed social anxiety in recent years, so i dont sell anymore . .
>>735718113
whoops forgot picture
>>735717989
Good question. I have only stepped on a grimes thread once and I don't follow her anywhere else.
>>735718203
>inb4 I DIE
do you ride?
>>735718282
Just about every day for the last 5 years.
>>735717959
I hate getting isolated.
I'm busy enough getting bullied in online games at the moment.
Sounds like fun but not when it lasts too long.
>>735718113
get a small one :o
>>735718205
Yeah people are spooky.
>>735718365
scary...
i kinda wanted one when i was a teen but now im a little intimidated by them
i wouldn't mind owning a Harley though
>>735718428
i thought they all came in one size!
>>735718475
i know right...
>>735718536
what is she contemplating?
>>735717790
Soukka. That's still kind of a no brainer though. May success come to you in the future.
>>735717959
Imma savage m8.
Cool. I'm eating pizza right now. Except it's not at a restaurant, it's at my cousin's place. And the pizza is horribly burnt.....
My cousin definitely does not qualify as a food handler.
>>735718536
Suffer with me in Gagetown uwu t
>>735718636
Nothing you can do really.
>>735718688
Yeah I guess.
>>735718636
Harleys are big, heavy and slow. Not really a good starting point. They handle and ride completely differently to most other bikes, cruisers are more for relaxing and enjoying the day.
>>735718207
I follow her on instagram but I barely check it. I've been to Grimes threads a few times, but you know how /mu/ is about Grimes so I only visit those on occasion as well.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BP6JQUMjSd_/?taken-by=grimes&hl=en
>>735718636
no you can start off with some smaller and slower ones if you want
>>735718428
What game you busy getting yourself bullied in?
>>735718688
Nothing wrong with a little burnt pizza! Burnt can taste good sometimes, as long as it's not too dry (which I bet it is . . . )
Heh, I'm not much of a food handler myself, have dropped a couple pizzas, caught one upside down with my hand, molten cheese everywhere, managed to slap it back onto the pizza majobby, hand became a big blister but at least I got to eat my pizza.
>>735719781
mostly League and cs.
making sure I come across the finest individuals
>>735719536
>>735719655
>>735719722
>>735720021
Well, you're doing it right, those are both games where you'll find loads of those.
>>735717136
Hi again angel
>>735719781
It's extremely dry. To remedy this he sprinkled more mozzarella and shoved it back into the oven. It wasn't too bad though, although I almost choked to death.
Yowza that sounds painful. I never dropped a pizza before let alone get burned by one. I dropped a cheesecake though. One of the biggest tragedies in my life.
>>735720419
exactly :(
hello hello I love you all <3 <3 <3
>>735720595
That looks like spacemold or some shit, your cousin should not be allowed to handle food.
It wasn't great, had to bandage my hand for over a week. Evening was alright though, found a bottle of booze, a bowl of cold water to put my hand in, and put on a movie.
Rip cheesecake.
>>735721027
Evening LoveAnon
>>735720998
Nice hair
>>735721027
You don't love me
>>735721059
hello Just Taiga <3 how are you today?
>>735721386
hello hello friend!
>>735721407
yeah I do
>>735721027
Hi love anon.
>>735721443
You don't
>>735720998
can you explain to me the difference between a psychopath and a sociopath?
>>735720134
>
>>735721027
But why?
>>735721059
The worst part is, I don't think he washed his hands after using the bathroom. He's a whole new level of stupid.
Well that sounds nice considering that pizza bit your hand. I wish I had booze now. All I have now is this can of diet coke. Fuuuuuck.
No, RIP hopes and dreams.
>>735721483
hello hello <3 how are you today?
>>735721513
I do though
>>735721611
because I love everyone!
>>735721611
>
>>735721716
I dont know. Are you up to anything?
>>735721576
To sum it up quickly, sociopaths have a malfunctioning moral compass, psychopaths never had one to begin with.
I can elaborate a bit, but i'm not really an expert or anything.
>>735721666
Hmm? What's wrong?
>>735721443
I'm alright, tired though. Been up for 20+ hours now. Will get some sleep in an hour or so.
How are you doing these days?
>>735721611
>
Well, at least all bacteria should have been cremated.
I finished my last booze long ago, my last bottle of wine a couple weeks ago, won't be able to buy anything for a while, rip.
I got half a bottle of pepsi in the fridge fuck yeah . . .
>>735721919
i would love for you to get into detail if you don't mind..
>>735721818
I'm just trying to keep a friend company <3 it's a bit of a hard day for them.
>>735722021
I'm doing the best I can right now <3 please make sure you get your rest
>>735722120
I hope you can help them.
>>735721716
You really don't though
nintendo won E3
>>735722338
I can't, all I can do is be here, but I'm trying the best I can to make it suck a little less.
>>735722551
I do though <3
>>735722622
from what I saw they did, yes <3 hello hello Louise
>>735722622
FUCK YES
>>735721716
Why do you love everyone?
>>735721818
>>735722021
>
Yeah that makes sense.
Last source of booze I got was this drink called Hard Tea. Tasted like Arizona mixed with alcohol. I honestly preferred plain Arizona.
Rip you
Shit, I wanna pepsi. Diet anything is fucking horrible.
>>735722622
I didn't see E3 but I don't fucking believe you. At all.
>>735722810
You don't and you know it </3
>>735722810
Just stop replying to Sachi
>>735722849
why wouldn't you? everyone is a beautiful living thing and deserves love <3
>>735723075
can do!
>>735723075
Just stop breathing
>>735722810
Hello loveanon!
>>735722849
>Metroid Prime 4
Not my thing, but people like em.
>Metroid 2 remake
I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR A SIDE SCROLLING METROIDVANIA
>>735722622
What did they announce?
>>735722810
Well better than nothing
>>735723214
Mad
>>735723177
:thumbsup:
>>735723214
please be nice.
>>735723239
how are you today, friend? it's been a few since I've seen you!
>>735720134
>>735723408
Metroid: Return Of Samus is the main reason I say so
>>735723496
Yeah, I haven't really been around as much as I should...I'm doing well! Finished watching the anime Louise is from with a friend last night and she drew some art of me and Louise
>>735723239
>Metroid Prime 4
Holy fuck! You're right Nintendo won!!! It's the other way around for me though. I'm more excited for MP4 than M2. New Mario looks nice, another Yoshi and Kirby game is neat. Honestly the most exciting thing for me is the new Battlefront and MP4. Maybe Spiderman since I liked the Arkham games and it looks like one but you never know. He has a shit track record. Now if only Nintendo could give Starfox another go.
>>735723614
there's no amount how much you should be around! I just missed knowing one of my friends is okay <3 I'm glad it sounds like you've had a good time with things recently
>>735723496
He's easily the least nice person here.
>>735723526
He does have a weird choice.
>>735723614
Well lets see if they fuck it up first
>>735722051
As a general rule, it's hard to accurately delineate between similar mental disorders. You can get arguments between different psychologists between which one is correct. That disclaimer out of the way...
First thing to get it that all psychopaths are also sociopaths, it's essentially a more severe form of it.
Common traits for sociopathy are things like:
Consistent lying, manipulation, and deception.
Aggression, both physical and psychological
A reckless disregard of safety for themselves and others.
A lack of remorse.
Repeated breaking of laws and rules.
and consistent difficulty in being responsible in settings like work or family commitments
Now for psychopaths, take all of those and add:
Lack of guilt, empathy, and deep emotional attachments
Narcissism
Superficial charm
Frequent lying, deception, and manipulation
Constant risk taking
They often have many relationships and are very parasitic in that respect, often being promiscuous
They generally lack real long term goals
And they generally land themselves in prison early and never really get out for long
And a few other things, i'll rely on a quote from someone else to better explain. Next post. Wordcount.
>>735722051
>>735724056
"The psychopath is callous, yet charming. He or she will con and manipulate others with charisma and intimidation and can effectively mimic feelings to present as "normal" to society. The psychopath is organized in their criminal thinking and behavior, and can maintain good emotional and physical control, displaying little to no emotional or autonomic arousal, even under situations that most would find threatening or horrifying. The psychopath is keenly aware that what he or she is doing is wrong, but does not care.
"Conversely, the sociopath is less organized in his or her demeanor; he or she might be nervous, easily agitated, and quick to display anger. A sociopath is more likely to spontaneously act out in inappropriate ways without thinking through the consequences. Compared to the psychopath, the sociopath will not be able to move through society committing callous crimes as easily, as they can form attachments and often have 'normal temperaments.' . . ."
Yyyuno?
>>735723794
I didn't beat MP2 or 3, to be honest. 2 felt like a slog, and I got lazy when it came time to collect the power cells. Excited for new mario. Chara's never played a Kirby game, so maybe I'll get the switch one. I think I'm gonna introduce her to the series with Amazing Mirror or Dreamland 3, though.
The arkham games were phenomenal.
>>735723883
Yup! Tomorrow's my birthday, and the expensive local gunrange is having 3 free hours. I'm pretty happy.
>>735724006
Samus's design looks....kinda dumb, but eh. The gameplay looks pretty good, and it's hard to mess up the story.
>>735724317
BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY HOLY MOLY! I wish I had a present for you but I hope it's really good! <3 <3 <3
>>735724317
The story could be the most boring thing in the world but as long they have great gameplay nobody cares.
>>735724404
Thank you!!
Sadly I don't really have friends so it's just gonna be me and my best friend all day, but, hey, what more do you need?
>>735724473
True, but the plot of this game is "samus go genocide the metroids"
>>735722120
Hope it'll get better soon. Will do, sleep is going to be good, I hope.
>>735722622
Hoi
There's a winner of E3? And how did Nintendo win anything?
>>735722849
No idea what Arizona tastes like, European ayy
I'll probably get a bottle of vodka, or gin. Maybe both. Possibly going to Germany, pretty cheap there, so will probably get a couple bottles.
>>735724541
Just do it like doom yeah.
>>735723614
I grabbed A2MR while it was available. But holy hell, Samus using MELEE ATTACKS.
>>735724006
The one asking is his ex wife, a doujin writer.
>>735724056
>>735724113
you sure know a lot about this, have you dealt with both before? also thank you for explain all that to me
>>735724625
Good taste in women I see.
>>735724604
Every year, yeah
by announcing a metroid 2 remake
>>735724611
nah, metroids aren't that common so it's mostly common enemies and they're like minibosses.
>>735724625
So did I, it was honestly the best metroid I'd played in a while
>laser sight on the beam, also full auto beam
/k/ memes aside, it seems like it could be really useful
>>735724541
right right <3 it still sounds fun! I like laid-back parties like that without a lot of pressure
Yyyyyyyuno?
When do I get bullied.
>>735724780
Ehhh i have loose experience with people from both categories, I wouldn't say i've really had to deal with them though.
It's more a passing interest in psychological issues. I have pet subjects i like to read on and that's one of them.
>>735724903
Specifics. You got to kill aliens or whatever. Its been a long time since I played the gamecube one. They were neat.
>>735725096
I think you should talk to Nadeko. They like to fight people and stuff.
>>735725151
>tfw psychopath fits me like a glove except I'm not promiscuous or charming
>>735724317
I still haven't beaten MP. Never played Other M but people say it's shite. Also apprently there's no gameplay trailer or screenshot of MP4, so fuuuuuuu-
I remember playing an old Kirby game. I can't for the life of me figure out which one it was. All I remember was one of the bosses was a round black sphere with stars I think. Gotta start with the original gameboy game tho.
Oh and tanjoubi omedetou!!!!
>>735724604
I'm in the mood for wine. I dunno.
Germany? Sounds like fun. I've always wanted to learn how to speak Hitlerian. No but really, I love the sound of their language.
Claiming best girl
>>735725279
MP3! I haven't beaten MP3, god dammit!
Louise needs to be murdered by esdeath tbh
or murdered by Sonokawa
>>735725285
hello hello Saya <3 <3 <3
>>735725268
Ehh... You don't need to check every box to fit the trend. That said, self diagnosis is a recipe for disaster.
>>735725525
>>735725171
Nah, Nadeko is edgy as fuck
>>735724963
Yeah, should be nice. Goin' shooting (she's never been) then coming home and getting drunk.
>>735725171
True~
The GBA ones are the best ones, other than the SNES one of course, which is my favorite game of all time.
>>735725279
It's absolutely awful. Ehh, they know people'll be excited about it without that, so..
Not sure, but that could be super Star Ultra. Was it on snes? And nahh, you can't even absorb powers in that one. Dreamland 3 is good because cute and multiplayer
what
>>735725451
:(
but why
>>735725285
Hi Saya
>>735725649
I'm diagnosed (by a doctor) with a personality disorder
>>735725742
Because you're annoying
>>735725742
>>735725671
how have you been recently?
>>735725742
I'll put one in the fridge so I can have one as well <3
>>735725690
Yeah but they would be done to bully probably
>>735725742
I played the first one on gameboy and then the GameCube one which was sweet
>>735725279
Wine is fine, but I think I could go for something quite a lot stronger these days.
German sounds funny, I'm 1/4th German, so I should know it, but sadly I don't.
>>735725791
>
>>735715480
this is my waifu.
fuck all who criticise.
>>735725788
How so? I literally just post, same as everyone
>>735725791
How've you been?
>>735725868
I'm probably gonna have some mead, but I'm not sure how good it'll be after only being flavored for a few hours
>>735726002
which one on gameboy?
>>735725764
Well then i'd take the opinion of a professional over the checklist given by some neet on the internet.
>>735725451
>>735725481
who are those two? and why is this louise need murder?
>>735725481
Why would I murder her? lol
>>735726101
It was like a bundle game that had classic games on it
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyuno?
>>735726119
why do people think you are a murderer and wich one is esdeath?
>>735725868
>>735726101
Meh, so-so. Tired. Been playing Tekken 7 and now trying to paint something.
How's yous?
>>735726096
Hai Taiga.
>>735726113
sono is >>735726119 esdeath doesn't post much
>>735726328
because he has ASPD
Esdeath doesn't post much
>>735726215
And..Metroid was on it? what?
>>735726328
what the f... i would never commit murder...
EsDeath is capable of that, though, ask him
>>735726433
Not bad, little mad at pokemon, but pretty good~
my friend drew me x Louise art and I put it up on my wall
>>735726496
(X)
>>735726528
bakaa you know i don't have it in me.
any plans for today, beautiful?
>>735725742
Yikes. I mean I guess but some concept art wouldn't hurt.
Well apparently the boss is called Nightmare Orb so I got videos to check out now. The original is still fun though. At least imo. Yeah yeah, whatevs.
It means Happy Birthday in wapanese.
>>735726096
Eh, I guess. Gotta look around when I go shopping next time.
Oh that's cool. Even if you're only a quarter of the actual thing. I wish I had that.
>>735726101
You just act annoying. Especially when you say chara isn't a dude
>>735726119
I'll pay you tbh
>>735726496
I highly doubt it as everyone is capable of doing fucked up shit
>>735726452
Yeah. I forget what else was on it but I remember playing it and stuff
>>735726652
Didn't you say you killed a hobo once? Or just some dogs?
Gonna hang out with my friend when she gets up.
>>735726657
Mmm, I suppose. It's kinda weird they're making a sequel when they said the trilogy was done
Sure, it is! But I think your first kirby game should be one with powers in it and stuff
Oh~ thank you!
>>735726681
She's not, she's trans
>>735726528
Show? What Pokemon?
>>735726681
Murdering someone for money is the lowest of the low, anon.
>>735726742
Not me, I couldn't hurt a fly without feeling guilty about it...
>>735726830
That was just a Halloween story, baka!
>>735726496
oh is he crazy? or a school shooter?
I kind of wish I had some pie right now
>>735726819
Well, as long as it was fun
>>735726876
Ehh, i don't think she'd like it if I did
Omega Ruby
>>735726921
I don't believe you.
Yuno all the wayy nigga.
>>735726830
>she
Chara has a dick and XY chromosomes and no female reproductive system. Plus no mammary glands. This makes him a dude.
But you're a dude as well
>>735726921
So you'll do it for free?!?!
Great!
>>735726830
Wait they said that? Buncha idiots, nothing ends! Seeing how nothing except a teaser was shown, I wouldn't be surprised if they changed their minds only recently since Federation Force was met with lots of hate. And rightfully so.
I suppose you're right since that's what he's known for the most.
No prob.
>>735726948
I don't know much about Esdeath but I heard some shit, he's cray.
>>735726974
I would eat your pie .////.
>>735726998
So what are you going to do when your friend wakes up? ^^
>>735727094
No! Never!
Please stop talking about this, anon...
>>735727314
am not!
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuno?
>>735727447
G-g-general Esdeath!
>>735727094
She is trans, yes, but she is female
I have no dick, XX chromosomes, and a female reproductive system. I have mammary glands. This makes me a female.
>>735727249
I heard Federation force wasn't bad, it just wasn't really a metroid game.
Exactly! So, Amazing Mirror or, um, Dreamland 3. Depending on what's cheaper to set up.
>>735727314
Go pick her up, get food, come back here and play NieR, probably.
>>735727314
Why, it's my pie. And I don't even have any ;-;
>>735727555
>ME GIRL, ME HAVE CHROMOSOMES
>>735727555
That's why you sound and look like a dude?
I'm a girl uwo
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuno?
>>735727627
>>735727714
>>735727845
oh is it time for this again
>>735727714
Girls can have somewhat manly voices. Just like men.can have a girly voice.
>>735727999
Well no one is bullying me so much I'm bullying you
>>735727555
Nice trips, qt.
And that sounds like a nice time. I really want to play NieR but mah shyt computer, anyway bye...
>>735727570
Your butthole, baka, I was being lewd.
I have to go, bye, love <3
>>735727524
hi hi how are you
>>735727714
>>735727845
>>735727627
its pretty pathetic you all have nothing better to do right now. I mean the noose you tied last week isn't going to fill itself
>>735728019
ROOOOOOOOOOOORY
>>735728108
What the fuck
And I'm not your love
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuno?
Damn it, I keep on missing these threads...
Find a better waifu
>Pro tip it's literally fucking impossible
>>735728144
I'm hurt, bye...
>>735728201
You are... you are ....
bye...
>>735728097
what
>>735728108
buh bye
>>735728310
Sugoi Zuraaaa~!
>>735728144
Is there now a Louise Defence Force instead of an Edgedeath Defense Force?
Find out how well the barrel of a Spas-12 fits between
I have no dick, XX chromosomes, and anti-aircraft guns. I have an oil tank. This makes me a kanmusume.
>>735728381
Look at me, I claim Louise and she's a ripoff of taiga HNNNNN
>muh pink hair
>muh chromosomes
>>735728435
Between your teeth*
Got distracted
>>735728596
this again, huh.
Louise came first
>>735728465
Shoot me with your anti aircraft guns
I'm outta here. See ya later gaiz.
>>735728596
I will kill you and everyone close to you.
>>735728435
how edgy I mean is defending someone from a bunch of shitposeters who have no reason to be alive that bad?
>>735728465
kill self
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuno?
>>735728465
A non african american girl? :o
>>735728967
Tan is just as good.
>>735728952
>edgedeath talking about edge
>kill self
>>735728808
You forgot your uwu.
>>735729232
No uwu
>>735729232
I never said anything about a shotgun
>>735728952
>no reason to be alive
Well the reason I'm alive is because my caring mother gave birth to me and raised me well. Unlike you she did a good job at raising me
CAN WE ALL CALM DOWN AND LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE SPUDR
>>735729650
It doesn't look like it or you would be a decent human being not a subhuman who shitposts. you don't deserve family
>>735728939
Gay
>>735728773
Doesn't change the fact that she's fucking generic as fuck
>>735729529
You just did out of nowhere.
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuno?
>>735729232
No -_-
>>735729925
>implying I act like how I do on an anonymous website like I do IRL
Obviously you were neglected when you were a wee lad
>>735730108
what is the difference you still are showing your true self online. you think because you are online attacking people is ok haha you are just as horrible as you think i am
>>735730292
>true self
Haha no. Why would I do that. I save my true self for real people not some fake-ass weeaboos online
>>735729996
is it always like this during this time?
is esshit pretending??
:thinking:
Yuno help
>>735729912
cute
>>735730456
it doesn't matter if it's online you are still attacking people so yes. if you where a good person you wouldn't fuck with people over shit that will fuck them up
>>735729912
Get out scary spuder. You already know how I feel about spuders. We have had this conversation...
>>735730481
What is? I haven't been present on the thread enough to tell about it but probably yea.
>>735730925
The interwebz ar serious biznuss guize
>is a guy
>being told that he is a guy will fuck him up
>>735731045
>attacking someone one things they cannot change
>harassing someone for no reason
>I-its ok though cause im online its not the real me desu...
>>735731263
no louise is a girl moron
Nights