Give me a good paradox to blow my mind

This statement is false

>>735710340
_
.9 = 1

Existence

>>735710427
I bet none of the retards here know why.

>>735710504
Would it be a paradox if we did?

>>735710504

1/3 = 0.3333333333333...

0.3333333333333...* 3 = 0.9999999999999....

0.999999999999... = 1

>>735710504
>1/3=0.333
>3*1/3=1
>3*0.33=0.999
>1=0.999

get rekt

>>735710745
It's much deeper than that, it involves some stuff you generally learn in Calc II

If pinocchio says "my nose will grow now"

>>735710340
If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the probability that the answer is correct? A) 25%, B) 50%, C) 25%, D) 60%

>>735710937
>he posts the simplified proof
>hurr ackshually its more complicated than that it involves calculus you wouldn't understand cause you're stupid and I'm smart

Piss off.

>>735711095
A
Just a guess

>>735710504
well, I know that it isnt a real paradox you try-hard

If you let potatoes consisting of 99% water dry so that they are 98% water, they lose 50% of their weight.

>>735710937

I know that, but simple is beautiful.

>>735711278
25% has a 50% chance of being right

>>735711095
I know this since years, but I get autistic about it everytime. It is like some closed loop in your brain, that you have go through a few times. Like some catchy music. I hate this shit.
MOAR

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>>735710340

>>735711095
Nigga you put the same answer twice, that doesn't count

>>735711562
My favorite one so far

Two Kids enter an empty room.
Few minutes later, three Kids leave the room.

How many Kids have to go back into the room so the room is empty?

>>735711659
Whoa what? If a kid goes in an empty room it is no longer empty

>>735711617
Sure it does. Because if 25% is the correct answer, then there is a 50% chance of selecting it. If 50% is the correct answer there is a 25% chance of selecting it.

>>735710340
Fucking hell, this is one of the best threads going on right now.

>>735711617
that's the whole reason why it's a paradox, "nigga"

>>735710380
Under rated comment>>735710380

>>735710504
>i'm an autistic mathfag and that makes me better than everyone else
nope

>>735710427
lets say 0.9... is equal to k
if k=0.9...
then 10*k=9.9...
10k-k=9k=9.9...-0.9...
9k=9
divide all by 9 and you get
k=1
0.9...=1

>>735711659
0 kids have to go back, 1 kid was pregnant and gave birth in those few minutes

>>735711617
you dumb son of a bitch

>>735710340
In order to bring peace we must resort to violence

Recently deceased man, upon meeting god: "Hey god, can you create a stone so heavy, even you can't lift it?"
God: "Huh, you know, I dunno, let's find out."

Fun fact: The universe implodes for the same reason every time.

>>735711993
>gives birth in a few minutes
Not possible.

Obviously there is -1 kids in the room, sooner needs to enter to make the room empty.

>>735711997
>>735711866
>>735711813
Yo but that still doesn't count because you can't have the same answer twice. For a paradox it works, but for a real test question it just don't

>>735712279
>implying -1 kids is possible

inb4 banana

>>735712300
It is not like you choose the answer. It is randomly chosen. Just imagine it as a slot machine or some fucked up die

>>735712509
lol tell that to my ex

>>735712509
it's called an abortion normie

>>735712300
>Implying you would see this on a "real test"
please stay in school, you have a lot of work to do

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>>735710504
WOW SO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND

>>735712261
Someone I know recently made the argument that omnipotence includes the power to break logic

>>735712744
caшкa

>>735712698
>implying normie is offensive
an abortion makes the number of kids go from 1 to 0, not 1 to -1

2 neck beards infinitely teleporting behind each other

>>735713407
they just need to simultaneously teleport facing away from each other

>>735711989
Low quality bait my friend

>>735710340
can a set of all sets contain itself?

>>735710340
If time has been around since the beginning of time itself, who invented time?

>>735713621
not sure if meta bait.

>>735713805
Yes

>>735714236
God

Pinochio says "my nose will lengthen"

>>735710427

Almost. 0.9r = 1

>>735710927
1/3 is not equal to 0.333. the 3 just continue . it i called a period i think . theire are infinitly many 3's after the 0. .

>>735711095

This is not a paradox, it's just all the answers are wrong. It's basically equivalent to:

What is 4+4?
A) 4
B) 9
C) 20
D) 40

the post below me is a lie

>>735716177
No fucking shit.

A lawyer promises to pay his teacher once he wins his first court case. The teacher becomes impatient and sues the student for payment.

>>735712279
The midwife put the duration of labour of our second child as '8 minutes' (tiny babies not big vag)

>>735711989
>10*.9=9.9

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>>735710340
If ten up and two down is eight up,
Then how is ass up and dicked down fucked up?

>>735710340

At the range you are shooting from you don't need a paradox, full bore will blow your mind

>>735716618
>not big vag
Sure buddy

>>735710340
The next statement is true. The previous statement is false.
All I know is that I know nothing.

>>735712786
I've heard that from church goers too. Basically "By the glory of the Lord!!!"