How do I legally kill my neighbors pit bull? Its always in my

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>>735709800
How 'bout you build a fence, dummy

>>735709800
Stop being an antisocial freak and just fucking talk to your neighbor about it.

>>735709800
Knives work pretty well.

I hope it kills your fucking dog and rips your leg off

Take a nice thick private property sign, and a few of them streamer things around your property line. Optionally make it clear nothing is to enter without being shot at, and if it survives that then it's cool if it stays in here. Wait for dog man to stumble bumble into your yard again, then unload your entire 120 bullet mag into the air surrounding the dog so that it collapses from heart attack. Don't forget to wear goggles.

Method two
Get a bigger dog. They exist, and they're cool. Wait for tiny muscle ball to squabble into your yard and watch it either run away at the sight of your 5 foot tall Russian pure bred stronk donk, or get ripped apart in the midst of admiration. Or you could build a fence. Dogs aren't the best at climbing.

>>735710033
Normies get out

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Rat sack the cunt and lots of it, with any luck it'll be dead before the neighbours cotton on

A .45 hollow point to the skull ought to do it. Fuck pit bulls, pit bull owners, and pit bull apologists.

Put antifreeze in it's water bowl

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Take yourself some bleach and such chems, pour them all over your yard so that anything walking over it without a gas masks blinds instantly, then collapses, then melds to your ground. Now you have an exuse to wear a gas mask. If in the event pitballs are not allergic or are immune to literal mustard gas, just light the yard on fire with all the chemicals. If that don't kill it, you've got bigger problems.

Being fearful of the master dograce is common

>>735709800
kill yourself instead faggot

>>735710149
Go twirl your fagit spinner Jimmy. The adults are talking.

>>735710649
This.
If you're scared of pitbulls you shouldn't even own a dog. You fucking pussy.

>>735709800
Let it eat your dogs and you. Pitts are the bomb.com and if you're scared then you've been brainwashed by noggs.

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>>735711031
The adults are talking about killing a doggo.

Maybe kill yourself???

>>735710149
>prospect of communication
>IRL
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Climb into neighborhoods yard.

Drink copious amounts of bleach.

Wait.

>>735711096
okay man, fight one of those inbred wastes of oxygen and show me how good you look after

>>735711096
Maybe he's afraid of niggers and not the dog itself.

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>>735709800
>being afraid of a pitbull

>>735711265
the owners are white surprisingly enough

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>>735711220

>>735709865
>>735710033
>>735710132
>>735710649
>>735710983
>>735711031
>>735711096
>>735711117
>>735711223
Kek at all of these massive faggots defending a disgusting breed of doggo that shouldn't even exist.

I bet you'll feel differently after one rips your child's throat out.

EXTERMINATE THESE WORTHLESS DOGGOS

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>>735711405
Just trolling chill the fuck out Fry

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>>735711464
>Caring this much about a dog breed

yeah alright mate

>>735711243
>>735711265
>obviously a pussy ass nigger that is scared of dogs.
Dude if you don't know how to handle dogs you seriously need to consider cutting off your cock and balls.

>>735709800
With a Katana

>>735711464
>dindu'nuffin detected

>>735711733
pitbulls are not ordinary dogs. have you even owned dogs?

>>735709800
Dude, jus tell the owner if it turns up on your property, you'll call the pound. When it does, do. After forking enough out in fines to get their dog back, they'll do something about it. Or, they just wont give a shit and the pound can deal with it.

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>>735711976
Pussy.

>>735712164
you're on an image board covered in anime and traps. i dont think you have the right to call someone a pussy

>>735709800
Eat cheetos and burritos for two days and then go naked in your neighbour's yard, take a massive shit and ask him how it feels.

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>>735709800
Fuck , put some vleach in its bowl

>>735712259
Actually I'm 500 miles away from this PC in a secure location ordering a beta like you over the phone to scribe my opinion to bitches like you.

>>735711976
i own 3 pitbulls you beta fag

>>735712259
You see Timmy we use filters and the catalog. We only see the threads we want to, the other threads don't even exist to us.
>Get on my level.
if it looks like a pussy, whines like a pussy, bleeds like a pussy, and queefs like a pussy. Well its a pussy.

>>735710145
>Dogs aren't the best at climbing.

>>735711882
Really? Niggers love pits

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>>735712719
are you too poor to afford pure breds?

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>>735713091

>>735713006
Niggers fear pits*
>Fixed

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>>735713109
>being this stupid
For your sake. I sincerely hope you are trolling.

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>>735713187

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>>735713264

Genuine tip: Heat a a wad of pigfat till it melts, and soak it up with big pieces of sponge matress. The dogcunts acids will inflate them and clog it's intestines, killing it in 2 days tops. Mine was killed like this, so it defo works.

crush up advil, tylenol, motrin or aleve into a powder and mix it in with peanut butter. place globs of peanut butter where your neighbors shitbull will find and eat it.

thiskillsthedog.jpeg

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simple

>back the fucking mutt over with your car
>say it was an accident
>get him a maltheser or something as repayment

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>>735713187
>>735713121
>>735713091
>>735713061
>You're a pussy

>>735709800

Order a legal fentanyl analogue online and stick it in a meatball for the fucker.

You can easily kill a dog with an amount of powder the size of a lentil bean

Its worked very well IME

Pitbulls are very sweet and loyal dogs, being afraid of them makes you:

Autistic
Deformed
A fucking troll

I mean really? A fucking dog is causing you distress? Fucking autist hang yourself you waste of resource.

>>735713125
????????

>>735713947
Hahaha what a fag

Just wait until your pit kills your children even though you're probably a NEET virgin

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>>735713947

>being afraid of them makes you

capable of pattern recognition, a trait which allows life to evolve and not be killed off by things that have previously been known to cause death and serious bodily harm.

>>735714535
Naw not new. The nigs in my city love pit bulls though.

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>>735714477
Triggered
>mfw

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>>735714535
>He doesn't get the joke, he must be new lel

>>735714679
Me...? You're urging people to commit suicide because they don't like your shitty choice of doggo. Read your comment dippo.

>>735714615
if you're using evolution as your defense as to why you should kill this dog, you're maybe missing the point. You should probably tell the neighbor to deal with his dog or you'll inform the police and escalate the issue. You evolved past the point of needing to just kill what bothers you - you have society to deal with that stuff now.

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>>735714615
This guy gets it.

dont

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>>735714674
>>735714698

>>735714893
That wasn't the point he was making but OK champ

>>735709800
Put poison in your yard. Place it in a chicken nugget of some sort.

>>735715008
I lurk a lot... but I guess I need to lurk moar. That's fair.

>>735715030
Place it inside tendies

>>735709800
Build a fence you fucking dick.
Planning to kill a innocent animal, your disgusting. Sit and think about that.
There has been problems with the breed granted, but theres also problems with the human race should we all be killed too for the mistakes of few?
Your a fucking idiot honestly.
Grow a set and speak to your neighbor because if you hurt his furry friend he'll fuck you up good.

>>735714955
Already a done deal. Waiting for the neighbor's dog to come outside now.

>>735715156
You're***

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>>735714778
>implying that was my comment
lol no i'm just here to laugh at you

>>735715156
>>735713264

>>735709800
Rhode Island fag here too. Westerly.

>>735714477
Wait till a white/black/green or whatever person robs or injures you.
>lets just exterminate everyone cuz then no problems
Is that your logic and train of thought

>>735715008
k mr oldfag, suck my benis.

>>735714778
Wasn't me lad, though I appreciate the effort on his end. Also, you are a little triggered. A dog raised well is a good dog, except for fucking chihuahuas. But that is besides the point. OP wants to MURDER an animal for being in his yard. That is an autistic thing to do. Also its not a shitty choice. "Purebreds" are a lot more likely to have health problems and a pitbull being a mutt means it has alot of genetic diversity. You actual autistic cunts.

>>735715238
Build a proper fence instead of the ghetto chainlink shite.

>>735715236
That was my comment he's reffering to. Thanks for the support there friendo.

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>>735713947
>A fucking dog is causing you distress?

Fucking newfag.

Dogs are a traditional fear of /b/, along with curtains, lotus seeds and house centipedes.

>>735715421
Better to be a newfag than be an autistic neet who is afraid of a primitive beast.

>>735715327
You're so new it actually makes my dick erect.
May i have another (you) anon? I would very much like to masturbate now.

>>735715156
I'll kill anything I want on my property that hasn't been invited cunt. You want your pet alive. Keep in your yard.

>>735715498
You are the spitting image of bumfuck ignorance my friend.

>>735715238
Please show me a picture of a dog climbing the flat side of a wooden privacy fence.

>>735709800

Buy some hotdogs.
Put rat poison in them.
Leave them out in your yard.
Problem solved.

>>735715314
You what now??
>>735715343
I'm honest to god not triggered though. I do love triggering pitbullfags (like you) because they act so uppity about owning them.

>hurrrr durrrr look at my doggo he wouldn't hurt a fly!
_____the next day_____
>OMG RIP my poor baby was killed by doggo :...( never saw dis cummin

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>>735715490
Say that to my face and not on the Internet, and see what happens.

>Woof.

>>735715236
>>735715343
>>735715420
You guys starting a pit bull circle jerk now?

>>735715756
I actually don't own one anymore. But Pittbulls are no more prone to violence than any other breed.

>>735715498
Yeah i know for a simple fact you wouldnt touch my dog. The way you just said that shows me your a massive fucking faggot.
Go hurt the innocent animal, im gonna laugh my tits off when i see on the news "dog murderer has teeth knocked into asshole by owner"
Do it and face the consequences muppet.
I hope it blows clean up in your face.

>>735715838
>It's a circlejerk to like a dog and post about not killing said dog
OK ther bud.

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don't bamboozle the mutt :(

>>735715823
wut lad?

>>735715621
I'm also a supporter of dog murder. My yard is off limits to any dog that isn't the one I own. Keep your bitch on your yard.

I can strike at anytime. You have no clue where I am, when and what will happen. Your precious Fido will die if he's in my yard.

>>735713333
I guess everyone missed the quads of truth

Have you ever heard of a movie called Marley and Me?

>>735715681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXkTUyDxE04

>>735715861
Did it attack your neighbor and have to be euthanized?

>>735713109
>Spending 1000's of dollars on an inbred retard that'll die in 5 years
>Adopting a genetically superior mutt for a nominal fee
If you aren't trolling kys

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>>735715756
>In movies and cartoons pitbulls are always vicious. Therefore irl they are vicious and bloodthirsty
You have obviously never owned a pitbull or a dog for that matter. If you think dogs are uncontrollable. Please never own one. For the dogs sake.

Hey anon. Remember me? I'm still here laughing at your butthurt.
>pic related

>>735715994
You were the last one picked in dodgeball weren't you anon?Has to act all big and be a dog killer to hide the autism? Also there is no way any person who cares about dogs enough to own one would shoot one that stumbled into there yard. Good job on the autistic speech though.

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>>735715991
Don't fuck with me.

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>>735716128
>Trying this hard

>>735713332
>my dog was killed like this

Elaborate

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>>735715925
Oh come on... You people are way too serious.

I also have another suggestion since dog lovers are jumping down my throat. Leave out hotdog with laxative in it. Do it all the time. Wasted money on vet bills. Either they will pay attention to where he's at or get rid of him

>>735716153
I know right. "Purebreds" are crimes against nature and genetic experiments.

>>735716128
Throat cancer.

pit bull or not im shooting your dog if its in my yard faggot

oh hey, it's THIS thread again

>>735716187
Yeah. I'm an anti social autistic with no conscience. You're a fucking retard dog lover with no regard for other people around you. Only your wants matter. You're a narcissist.

>>735716163
http://www.bestgore.com/animal-encounters/kentucky-girl-chomp-on-pitbull-exclusive/

>>735716163
The stats on fatalities by dog attacks are published every year. Take a guess which breed is consistently on the top of the list

>>735716503
just checked,
what breed is DEEZ NUTS?

>>735711220
whos this pornstar?

>>735716479
No I have regard for other people. That's why Im not retarded about owning a dog. I actually treat them well, a shocker right?

>>735716239
http://www.bestgore.com/animal-encounters/guy-bitten-in-face-by-pitbull/

I just called your neighbor and told him what you are up to

>>735716503
Take a guess as to which breed is most commonly abused by its owner.

>>735715916
I use poison for dogs and guns for people. Keep your beast on your property. You aren't knocking shit out. I'll beat you and your dog. I kill intruders.

>>735716645
>>735716503
See >>735716674

>>735716345
http://www.bestgore.com/animal-encounters/guy-ripped-up-pitbull-went-after-girlfriend/

That blows.

>>735716666
Super-Satan told on you OP

>>735715264
North Kingstown

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>>735716503
http://www.bestgore.com/animal-encounters/7-year-old-boy-survive-pitbull-attack-face-gnawed-off/

>>735716875
Yeah.

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>>735716822
http://www.bestgore.com/animal-encounters/pitbull-attack-brazil-man-pool-blood/

Yee

How do I legally do something illegal? Hmmm, sounds like you are just straight retarded and are scared of other peoples dogs

What's wrong with pits? Chihuahuas, Dalmatians amd etc are more prone to snapping that a pit.
If it's aggressive, then your problem is living next to a nigger.

What are you? A housewife?

>>735716621
If you allow your dog on other people's property and they haven't given you permission, no, you're not. You're entitled and think the world revolves around you. That's what a narcissist is. You cunt. Respect for others would involve asking for permission or watching your pet so they don't go in.

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>>735716666
http://www.bestgore.com/animal-encounters/woman-attack-pitbull-sleeping-face-eaten/

Good! Pits are so peaceful

Pic related

>>735716965
i didn't realize there were so many Rhode islanders here

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http://www.bestgore.com/animal-encounters/harmless-loving-pit-bull-kills-its-owner/

Just look at his cute face. He's harmless!

>>735717137
You fucking neet. Who said I let my dog onto other people's property? I didn't say dogs should be allowed onto other people's property should be allowed, but you shouldnt fucking murder them over it. It people like you that make me wish for forcible sterilization to get rid of your retard gene.

>>735717395
D'awwwwww <3

>>735709800
Just call animal control. If they come out and pick the dog up the owners get fined. If it keeps happening the government will kill the dog for you.

This works. Especially it being a pit. They are a liability and cops will come pick the dog up quick if it's just loose walking around.

>>735717343
Nothing else to do in this state

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>>735717496
http://www.bestgore.com/animal-encounters/grandma-mauled-pitbull-family-pet-kill-old-woman/

Adorable. Watch him play!

TBH, just put out rat poison. Dogs seem to love eating that shit, and you can tell your neighbors you were just trying to deal with a fucking rat problem if they ever catch on. But, don't kill the dog if you haven't told your neighbor that you don't like their dog coming in your yard, and ask them if they would build a fence. Offer to help put it together, because you want this fence to happen, and you know what, offer to help cover half of it as it will keep your dogs in your yard.

If they tell you to fuck off after offering to pay for half of the fence, bacon grease on rat poison, and keep your dogs inside, away from the danger.

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http://www.bestgore.com/animal-encounters/girl-bit-by-dog-in-face-exclusive/

But but but... he dindu NUFFIN!!!

>>735717616
Are you really just browsing bestgore looking for pitbull related deaths?

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>owns a pit bull
>sees what OP wants to do


REEEEEEEEEEEEE

ask your neighbor to not let it come into your property if it bothers you so much.
is this honestly your first conclusion?

>>735713333
THIS!


Seriously Tylenol is like arsenic to dogs.

>>735717844
Yes?

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>>735716974
>>735717085
>>735717204
>>735717395
>>735717616
>>735717808

Where did all the high and mighty pitbullfags go? Knocked off your high horse? Oh gosh :..(

>>735717988
Oh ok just wondering, have fun.

>>735717447
Murder only applies to humans stupid fuck. When adults are careless with their property, things happen. Be a responsible pet owner and your dog should be fine. If not, I'm killing it, if it's in my yard. Don't like? No my problem. Stay out of my yard.

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>>735717844

>>735711464
>muh evil dog
Grow the fuck up faggot, its just a dog

>>735717863
Pitbulls are the niggers of the dog world and should be eradicated from existence or used for labratory testing.

>>735718007
No? Im just worried at the state of health of the man who's posting bestgore images to put on 4chan.

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>>735718114
Triggered
>>735718136
>worried about mental health
>on /b/

Kek

>>735718056
Yeah ok have fun murdering innocent creatures who manage to escape their owner's home, Im sure it'll appear fine to your fucking neetfriends on the internet.

Shove a stick into your ass and kill yourself faggot

>>735718136
You do realize this is /b/? Maybe you're lost.

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>>735716603
Elsa Jean

>>735718330
fuckin moralfag

>>735712719
Pitbulls aren't alpha at all you massive tool

>>735718330
A lost pet isn't op's issue you dumb fuck.
It's the same piece of garbage on his property. Go back to tumblr with your outrage.

>>735715916
Only NIGGERS would defend pit bulls running loose.

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You deserve to be shot and hung you utter worthless faggot

>check em

>>735718418
>Doesn't support dog murder
>moralfag
OK there friendo

>>735718438
You are really trying to rationalize dog murder this hard? Jesus.

>>735715937
This is a good doggo. He will remained un-bamboozled because he is not a filthy subspecies pupper.

>>735718603
No such thing as dog murder. I'll kill pests. I wouldnt let the same rat fester in my basement.

>>735709800
Nice picname
kys

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1. Legally get a gun, concealed carry, etc. Research state law
2. Go out for walks
3. Try to match your schedule for when doggo is out
4. If it charges you, let it jump you
5. Pull gun, shoot it

If it doesn't charge you, taunt it
Then continue with step 5

simple

>>735710033
if you would get out in the real world more, you would know there is no sense talking about it to the dog's owners

>>735719616
This
People who don't give a shit about their dog and what it does won't give a shit until it's dead.

>>735709800
Buy a .38 spec revolver and fucking do it you pussy

>>735709800
get a gun

if doggo attacks, pull the trigger

hell, if nobody's around you can probably get away with killing it even if it doesn't attack

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>>735711464
Whatever dude, children are absolute garbage anyways