I met my female friend today. During our conversation she was

>>735699291
Eh. It's a shitty metric. My hand could probably wrap around your friend's whole head.

>>735699465
Yeah, but I've been even told that I have small hands... This friend of mine propably has hands as big as mine, because she's as tall as me.

>>735699465
My penis is about 4,3 inches in girth to be precise.

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I have this thing OP

>>735699938
can some people actually fit in that first hole lmao

>>735699938
Can you measure the diameter of the holes? They really don't look that big.

>>735699938
this >>735700096

>>735699291
The kinda girls who care about dick size/girth above other things aren't the sort of people you want to fuck, trust me. If you did shag her, an unreal amount of drama she carries around will find it's way into your life

>>735699938
>>735700080
>>735700096
It's a novelty item, like the kinda shit you get in Christmas crackers. It doesn't mean anything

>>735699938
what do the hole sizes measure?

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>>735700096

Im a eurofag so centimeters.

>>735700297
check out this retard

>>735700080
ever heard of asians?

>>735700270
I know it's a novelty item. I won it with a game on christmas last year. But it's fun to see that my dick only fits in in the biggest hole tho.

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>>735700270
You don't mean anything!

>>735699291
>female friend
>listen to her talk about other guys dicks
You're a cuck and weren't ever getting anywhere close to that whore's pussy.

>>735700297
pasta

>>735700426
She joked that she regrets not fucking me while she still had a chance. But I don't care about that bitch's pussy, she's ugly anyway.

>>735700340
sex god is smaller than i thought, im oretty average and im just a couple milimeters smaller than that

that shit is made to feel every man like a porn actor

>>735699938
What a beautiful arm.

>>735701028
~6" girth isn't average anon, it's in the top couple of percent.

>>735701234
thanks anon

>>735699938
Where is that spaghetti portioner?

Where it tells you many people your dick can feed.

>>735701465
>tfw 5.5"
Feels good, man.

>>735699291
>baww a woman might have implied I had a small dick!

It must be terrible being you. I'd kill myself

>>735701813
It feels pretty terrible, yes.

>>735702001
OP you dumb fuck.
Women WANT WANT WANT. And it never stops.

They wouldn't be happy if superman existed and fell in love with her.
She would endlessly think "is he really the best I can get?"
Despite herself being no worthy prize. No 10/10 woman. She believes she is worth perfection.

>>735702594
this /brother gets it

>>735699291

this has to be troll. in case you're really this retarded: men have bigger hands than women. That's why i dig chicks with small hands - makes my dick look huge.

>>735702680
Ok, so do you think that my 4,3 inches in girth dick is fine?

>>735702830

that's what, 10 cm? Yea you're fine. Don't be so fucking self conscious - there are lots of really skinny dildos out there. its more about friction than stretching the pussy. Ofc different chicks like different things. Just find a girl that likes you and your dick. good luck anon!

>>735702973
Actually it's more about 11 cm, I'm also from Europe.
I just have this thing that if I can't be the best or at least very good (for example at sex) I feel worthless... And dick size is one of only few things I can never change. It's kinda depressing.

>>735700340
shit, apparently I'm a sex god...
always thought my girth was relatively small.

>>735699291
>wrap your hand around your dick
but what if I have huge hands? I can almost wrap my hand around a beer can

>>735699903
Thats a little skinny but still about average, not pencil dick territory I don't think. Length?

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>>735699291
>if they think like this

>if

>>735699291
girls have smaller hands than guys. your dick had to be as thick as an arm to be considered big to this woman anyways. if you have a small dick, get a virgin or something.

You little boys are so self conscious about your dicks."is it big enough"... "Where can I put it" then you guys try to prove how great in bed you are by trying to eat my pussy for an hour then when you try to fuck me your so worked up you pump 10 times then come. This is not sex!
I wouldn't care if you had a 5inch dick if you learned how to use it. Fuck me hard. Every girl wants to be fucked hard. Build stamina and learn to fuck hard for like 10 minutes and I will make a sign and plant it in your yard that says sex God. Grow up little boys. Pro-tip "fuck me harder" means you are not doing it right.

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>>735700340
That's obviously a party gag. No man has a 22 inch penis.

>>735702594
This is males too, though...

>>735704298
kek'ed thanks

>>735700340
Same here. Thought i wouldn´t be a God with 4,5 cm... but hell yeah, i am ^^

>>735700096
girth isn't measured using diameter dipshit. It's circumference.

>>735699291
Does she want dick inside her or a fucking limb. Bitch is retarded

>>735703217
Lol if you think dick size affects how good you are in bed then you really are a fucking virgin.

It affects it for sure, but does not make of break

>>735704278
Not every chick likes to be fucked hard. Can be scary or painful. Most do though.

>>735702594
This guy is 110% right that's just how they are

>>735704196
>filename

/thread

>>735704181
About 6 inches.

>>735699291
Op you gota understand something. Even if your hand fits around it, there is a significant chance a girls wont. So long as that happens, they'll think its big.

trust me having a above average thickness isn't always a good thing, toothy blowjobs ftl

>>735702594
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypergamy

>>735699291
>How can I possibly feel self-confident with women in bed if they think like this?

Easily. Dont date women that have taken miles of dick in their life and as a result now have a hallway of a cunt.

Think of it like this. If you have a 2 foot long, 10 inch thick sausage and you throw it down a hallway. It wont touch the walls of the hallway. Does that mean the sausage is small? No, it means you threw it down a fucking hallway

>>735701638

Kek

>>735704632
You're fine, no reason to go crazy. Just get better at other aspects of sex.

>>735699465
The tip of my middle finger and thumb touch but i can't even fit the tip in a gatorade bottle. Using the equation for circumference, I found my dick is atleast 6.14 in. Around

>>735704693
And it's way harder for her to get into anal. I know these feels.

>>735704278
> Femanon gives sex tips to guys

Are you that stupid ?

>>735704845
>Literally not understanding how vaginas work

Jesus Christ people this is the fucking 21st century.

But bigger penis limits the available blood and oxygen going to the brain.

>>735704999
Unlike most here, yes I know how vaginas work. I am not hung like a horse and it took a good year+ for my wife, then girlfriend, to have sex without constantly shifting and pushing me back because it hurt. After you take a few horse cocks in your life its a lot easier to take another one. So yes, if your bitches cunt has the interior space of an airplane hanger, she has taken a few miles of cock or has a giant dildo fetish. (Protip, dont date women who have sex toys either)

>>735705250
Nice try but there is no use trying to argue against trips of truth

>>735699938
What is the diameter of the Sex God Hole?

>>735699291
>listening to a whore talk about how she only wants giant porno dicks

yeah this is where you get up and walk away

>>735704384
C=2πr you fucking imbecile

>>735705456
Quite small actually. I can barely push my dick through when soft. I had to break that plastic shit because it got stuck when my dick got hard.

>>735700340
Sex god is only 4 cm across?

>>735705549
Let's say I'm too polite for this but I don't know if I want to meet this bitch again.

>>735704436
>Lol if you think dick size affects how good you are in bed then

>It affects it for sure
WHAT DID HE MEAN

>>735705250
No, you're still a fucking moron who has no clue about that part of the anatomy. Women are able to take bigger dicks through allowing themselves to relax and feel more aroused. The vagina can expand almost exponentially for a penis, because the thing can fit a fucking child through (gets torn but the point stands).
There are virgins who can be loose and I've fucked sluts who are tight. One girl had slept with over 20 guys and was tight as fuck, and one of my exes had 12 partners but was Literally the tightest vagina ever, her kegels were so strong she could squeeze my dick like she had a hand down there and make it way harder to get out. And I'm over 5 inch girth.

Go educate yourself you massive dumbass. This isn't the middle ages, we do legit scientific experiments on anatomy now instead of perpetuating bro science

>Implying I don't buy sex toys for my girlfriend.

>>735705705
My bad I meant to say determines for the first one.

>>735705802
>The vagina can expand almost exponentially
this is why im gay

she can suck you inside like a black hole

>>735701465
That face when can't fit in 6.14 in. circum. Gatorade bottle

>>735705802
>we do legit scientific experiments on anatomy now
But it's illegal though and therefore not considered valid

>>735705668
Thats still over 5.5 inches of girth I'm circumfetence which is like top 10% of males

I measured my cock recently. I am smaller than 98% of guys. Feels good to not be an average nobody.

>>735705959
>What are voluntary studies where people get paid

Are you trolling or actually this stupid. Judging by your belief in vaginas (no idea where you could have learned that of her than high school locker room or r9k), I'm going with the latter.

>>735706236
Who said you're still talking with the same guy? The other anon is not as dense as you and has left for some time already.

>>735704278
You deserve an award

if you have a small dick just get good at eating chicks out or fingering or whatever. Sex ain't all about the dick now, compensate somehow

>>735705555
It's not a perfect c>>735705555
ircle, fryfuck.

>>735704990
Because most girls are so scared of fracturing your tiny little egos that they won't say anything. Get somebody to teach you stamina - like how to fuck 10 minutes hard and fast without stopping Or coming and you will be a sex God.

>>735699291
>gonna drink a bottle of wine
There's your problem.

>>735700340
So sex god is only like 5.6 in around? I feel like I have a small dick and im at least 5 around

>>735704990
I only take advice on how to please a woman from a man.

no one knows more about the female body and how to please it than men.

I wouldn't even listen to a woman if she were giving survival instructions in case of a plane crash. fuck that. I'm a man.

>>735706740
And you're retarded. Troll.

>>735706497
there's no need for millimeter precision here, (after all this is a novelty item) you just need to get an idea and this photo >>735700340
gives you all the information you need

>>735700340
does anyone actually have a waste of time dick? that can't actually exist, can it?

To all 6 inchers or 16cm. Which condoms are you using?

>>735706976
>does anyone actually have a waste of time dick? that can't actually exist, can it?


... kids

>>735707099

i mean adults. just a gag gift thing, right?

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>>735707149
Well micro-peens do exist...

>>735707079
Here in the states the best you can do really is torgan magnums, but if you are anywhere else in the world you can get theyfit condoms and custom order

>>735706535
>cummimg

That's not really a big deal as long as you can keep going.

>>735706597
5 inch girth is top 30% of guys minimum, gets to be 20 pretty fast with just a little extra too.

>>735706740
I've been the best lover that my last 2 exes and my girlfriend have had. Want to know why? A lesbian/heteroflexible girl showed me how to be better in bed.

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sizemeup.info

go here for peace of mind

learn to eat pussy like a black lesbian in heat

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>>735700340
>tfw sex god and didnt know it
does this mean i can lose my virginity now or is 35 too late?

Obviously she's a cock queen. Why don't you just push in a big vibrating dildoe in her over sixed snatch while your fucking her. Will really stretch her good. She will go nuts.

>>735699291
the real question is why did you let this bitch friend zone you like a faggot?

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>>735707386
>Peace of mind

You weren't kidding, it's trying to tell,me that 6 inches long is in the top 20%.

>Dick is bigger than 90% of other men
It's nice to read but I know it's a lie

4.5 x 5.75

i didn't mistakenly put the numbers backward

>>735707693
>sizemeup.info
http://thevisualiser.net/ try this one, i feel it is more accurate but doesn't give the condom info like the other one

>>735707591
It's not a friendzone since I don't care about being anyone more than a friend. That is, before I knew she's such a fucking size queen which triggers me to the point I don't think I can stand her.

>>735707761
Chode mode

>>735707876
>sizemeup.info
This is the best one

https://calcsd.bitballoon.com/full

>>735707926
So I sense angry permavirgin

>>735699291
Don't judge the spoon by the size of the bowl.

>>735704298
I just barely noticed that the girl beat a boy in a wrestling match. This meme is fucking great!

>>735708467
Nope. Half year ago I left my girlfriend and now I would like to fuck some random bitches. I'm angry and sad I can't do it with a high self-esteem, since I know such size queens are among us.

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>>735708404
>Best

You mean better confidence booster? This one is even more bullshit.

>>735699291
The moment you start worrying about your dick you've already lost

>>735699291
Not every girl is like that.
It's not always the size, but how you use it man. Real talk.

>>735708701
>>735708702
Back to back post numbers speak truth

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>>735699291
I'm 5" in diameter where would that put me?

>>735708671
holy shit guys you are making me realise how big my dick is, 15cm around 6 in long

>>735709041
/b/ makes dreams come true

>>735708981
>Not knowing what the fuck diameter means
>Also think that using a cockring counts
Kek

>>735708981
Uh, jackass, you mean circumference. Jesus millenials are stupid

>>735708981
pointy dicks freak me the fuck out

alien cock

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>>735709189
>>735709244
>>735709430

>>735699291
>wine
Pussy. Drink some high gravity IPAs.

>>735710264
>not drinking whisky
hows being a women going?

>>735699291
thats stupid op, try emulating how big your dick would have to be in order for your hand to not be able to wrap around it.

>>735711051
i cant wrap my entire hand around my cock

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the middle of my dick wont fit through a toilet paper roll.. is that good?

>>735711203
Mine won't fit in those things either.

>>735700340
lmao ima sex god LOL okay

>>735711392
You have 5.5 inches of circumference?

>>735711861
yes

>>735711926
Then yeah you're in the top 5-10% of males as far as girth goes.

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>93%

6.5 inch long, 4 inch girth.
That's just above average not > 93%

>>735713176
5.5 inch girth*

>>735713176
You entered incorrectly then, because 5 inch girth is only 80%, so 4 inch can not be in the 90s lol

>>735713176
You've got like a full inch more than average in both length and girth, so the number isn't that far off given how few men are bigger than average in both areas.

But yeah still the websites are fluffing things a little bit to make people feel better. You're still at least 85% irl

Is it the average of the entire world it's comparing me to?
Because a couple of billions of asian dicklets might be lowering that number.

>>735711131
my wrist is 6inches circumference and i can wra my hand around it
small hands much?

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Is mine thick?

>>735713702
The dick size stereotypes have been proven to be false a few times, and if any difference existed it would be pretty minimal

>>735713900
sweet.

>>735699291
Simple test to determine if you have a skinny dick. Try to stick it in your toilet tissue roll, if it goes all the way through, I got bad news for ya..

She obviously thinks you're beta. If she wouldn't, she wouldn't even be talking to you like that. What do you think she was trying to achieve by saying that? Like how were you meant to respond?
>My ex had such a big dick, it felt so good to wrap it around my hand!
>O-okay, that's awesome!

>>735699291
sounds like a thottie

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>>735707529
no one cares faggot

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>>735699291
Not particularly long but I guess I'm in luck.

Hmm...... Kinda sounds like she is trying to convince herself how great a catch she has. I doubt it makes too big of a difference

>>735699291
>)
Is there one'a these things but for vagina depths?

this thread made me curious and I measured my girth and its just a little under 6 inches. My length is pathetic though, only 5.5.

Oh well, not like it matters I will never bang a girl anyway.

Hmm...... Kinda sounds like she is trying to convince herself how great a catch she has. I doubt it makes too big of a difference.

Man, friends who are girls that you want to fuck are just trouble. You always end up getting hurt. I just hang out with dudes, fat girls and my sisters.

>>735699291
Dat filename
>Penis meter
>Not calling it a Peter Meter.
Son, I am disappoint.

>>735708702
It's a cliche, but true

>>735704384
Literally retarded

literally brainlet

>>735706740
Why is this so true? Whenever a girl tells me what girls fucking like the advice is absolute garbage and gets me nowhere.

>>735702594
10 points to Hufflepuff

I'm a old fag here just measured my dick at 33 yo its 8.5 by 7.2 girth, I know I'm long but hows the girth? Its almost as thick as my wrist and women always said it was big.

Also on that dick measure hole device what is the girth on the first hole and last anyone know?