Alright /b/ get me laid. 8 decides

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Come on losers

>>735677599
Can you give me a blowjob and I'll pay you? 500 dollars for 10 minutes and and extra 100 if you manage to make me cum before the 10 minutes end.

>>735677868
Roll

>>735677868
winrar lol

>>735677868
Waiting on reply

>>735677599
That's the gayest looking shit I've ever seen. Change that shit OP what the frick

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8 again

>>735677973
Send dickpic

>>735677973
ok, name your price.

>>735677599
Yeah, guess that was a bit forward, how about dinner, there's a fancy restaurant down town that's expensive, I'm sure you scrub up well, or the weathers great, being June, could find a place to eat/drink outdoors?

>>735677973
i got a massive nigger dick!

>>735678038
winrar

>>735678038
Win rar

>>735677973
Then will you just finger my asshole while I jerk off?

>>735678038
winrer

ask her if shes a mirror cuz ur a nigger lol... wait no thats horrible dont do it even if 8s

>>735677973
How about one in and out? I just want to lose my virginity.

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Fuck that winrar we got an . Next 6 decides

>>735678098
this

>>735677973
Ok bitch, never liked your boobs anyway

>>735678098
rollin

>>735678143
Welp, looks like we're fucking then. Tomorrow night sound good?

>>735678143
then lets fuck. I'm serious.

>>735677914
Yeah I didn't realize how gay it looked until I posted it on the internet. It's just a Samsung theme

>>735678143
Show me pics of your feet

>>735678143
Let's go to the movies and see what happens from there

>>735678077
Roll

>>735678189
rolling

>>735678143
So you, alright 500 dollars for 10 minutes, and 100 dollars every 10 after that and just let what happens, happen

>>735678143
Baby that'll only drives up the prize (put a wink emoji).

Let me take you out to eat (free food) and see where it goes from there

>>735678196
Winrar

>>735678196
winrar

>>735678143
"Im gay tho Brenda so unless you moan like a man I'm straight”

>See what I did there

>>735678279
Kek

>>735678279
Oops. 4 decides

>>735678217
Roll

>>735678194
OP real talk here. That response was not a denial. She's sounds like she would be down for giving you head if you meander around the subject the right way (you'll probably still have to pay tho). Let's try to get you head and ignore posts that will give it away.

>>735678143
i'm asking a bunch of retards on the internet to help me talk to you. On a side not whats your favorite kind of porn mine is child

>>735678323
this

>>735678310
or both, you ever let someone suck on your toes, while finger blasting your ass Shokka style?

>>735678279
>>735678310
Unless you're not that good in bed and are making excuses (put a smirk emoji) I bet your head games is weak

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>>735678194
I have a galaxy s5 and I ain't never seen anything like that. Then again I use Textra but still mang what the fuck

>>735678385
this

>>735678279
What does sex feel like?

>>735678393
Roll

>>735678279
or both, you ever let someone suck on your toes, while finger blasting your ass Shokka style?

I'm actually posting all your responses on a website called 4chan for strangers who are deciding what I say for entertainment because I'm a faggot

>>735678393
JK Rolling

OP gon get de succ

>>735678279
I'm glad you used mine without me getting winrar.
If winrar send "Hey, you want it and I want it, it doesn't need to be a thing. Lets just fuck."

>>735678424
winrar

>>735678317
I had a fling with this girl before, to be honest. But she has a dude now and turned into a fucking prude. I'm just trying to get sexy time again

>>735678424
Incoming

>>735678424
holy keks that ending.

>>735678424
winrer

>>735678279
What do we roll for faggot

Hitler did nothing Wrong.

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You guys are killing me. 5 decides

That's too bad. Wanna see my dick?

>>735678535
I was just kidding. These guys on 4chan tood me to say this haha

Here's the thread link:
>>735678157

>>735678535
Fuck off stupid bitch. Let me fuck you or gtfo

>>735678535
Sorry about that, I just sometimes lose myself when I look in to your eyes

>>735678535
Let's have sexy time bby ;)

>>735678578
Rolling for this but with a link to this thread

>>735678535
Wanna smash or no?

>>735678578
>>735678616
Rolling

She stopped using emojis u dun goofed

>>735678535
What are you into?

Yeah of course I like feet. Wanna jizz so hard on yours babe

>>735678535
I think you'd like it, toes are more sensitive than the clit, some people can't handle it but I think you got it girl.
But if you're too shy, I mean we could just do the usual? Blowjob, spanking, missionary, doggie, anal, a2m, slap in the face and then bust a nut on your tits

>>735678578
>>735678616
Roll

Please respond.

>>735678645
winnnnnerrr

I usually masterbate till my dick hurts than I keep going

>>735678535
Come on bitch show me some feet

nigger

>>735678645
Nice anon

>>735678645
Winrer

>>735678645
>>735678685
Winrars

lemmo smash those feeto

>>735678666
Satan has approved

>>735678535
Babe I'm just messin with ya, I'm actually into strap ons. Get one and you can fuck me all night!!

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>>735678728

>>735678645
>>735678685
I like the consistency of our winrars.

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I joke a lot in person. I think she can tell this is a joke.
3 decides

>>735678764
I think you'd like it, toes are more sensitive than the clit, some people can't handle it but I think you got it girl.
But if you're too shy, I mean we could just do the usual? Blowjob, spanking, missionary, doggie, anal, a2m, slap in the face and then bust a nut on your tits

>>735678798
roll

>>735678764
let me worship your feet babe. i can be your foot slave.

>>735678764
I'm completely serious. Please show me your feet asap and I'll show you how I cum on them

I need to cum, show me your tits

>>735678764
I'm serious B, I think you'd like it, toes are more sensitive than the clit, some people can't handle it but I think you got it girl.
But if you're too shy, I mean we could just do the usual? Blowjob, spanking, missionary, doggie, anal, a2m, slap in the face and then bust a nut on your tits

>>735678821
Rolll

>>735678764
what are u into?

>>735678764
She thinks you're drunk m8.

Rolling for "If I don't get a mouth on this dick soon I'm gonna have to suck myself off"

>>735678833
winrar dub 3s

>>735678764
Show me your fucking feet or you'll fucking regret it

>>735678764
alright but lets get serious for a minute: I want to fuck you, and I'm willing to put my foot fetish aside for that. maybe you can warm me up with your soles a lil but thats it.

>>735678764
Looks like I have to take out the trash卍

>>735678833
WinRAR

>>735678833
winrar

>>735678833
YOU ARE STUPID!!!

>>735678833
ding ding ding

>>735677599
but first i have to tell you that I'm a registered sex offender

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>>735678904
lol wat

>>735678833
The things I do for this site. Incoming

>>735678764
Pls responf

>>735678947
i said ur stupid, faggot

Brenda Ramirez last 3 digits 758

>>735679126
Lol wut?

>>735679027
go fuck your blacked Moth'Aunti in her shitter with a strapon you tiny dick inbred fuck

>>735678940
...the fuck

>>735678940
this. Rolling for this forever now

>>735679166
english, you know english?

OP here. She stopped replying. Oh well abandon thread

Maybe you guys can have fun figuring this out >>735679126

>>735678940
I've seen this copy paste 100000x but this must be sent lmfao

>>735678940
yeah ok

>>735678764
Man she gon gibe u de S U C C and F U C C alllllll nyte l0ng my br0tha! Congratz on de pusi b0ss

>>735679206
Fuck you op. ur the most faggot shit ive seen in this site.

>>735679206
well might as well post to show you delivered

No but really, show me your feet