/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

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Dunedin here gonna see if tonight's thread is any better.

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Dunners reporting.

Finished going off the rails and fixed my comp too, so we back in business. What's happening?
>>735677049
suhh
>protip: it won't be

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>>735677218
Colour me surprised lad.

Fuck Amber

Why are IDs even gone?

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>Christchurch

>>735677247
Yeah, right. Probably because it's fucking miserable outside so we all feel like shite.
>>735677319
wow rude
>>735677371
'sup mang?

>>735677400
Fuck

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>>735677400
Not a lot, just been working etc. Have a date tomorrow though which is neat.

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>>735677400
We live in Dunedin, we feel like shit most times.

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Reminder that we fucking love this guy

>>735677581
If you loved him why isn't he here posting with the people who "love" him?

West Auckland here

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>>735677466
You making that bank yet? And good shit, you got plans?
>just for you
>>735677468
Preach, brother anon. But with that said, it's kind of a nice shithole. That probably rings true for most of the country, come to think of it.
>>735677616
>dead
>two years mandatory service
>he left like everyone else good who once came here
Take your pick.

>>735677684
Yeah making good money, have some good commission pay coming soon too

Have got plans which should be good but I guess we'll see.

>That blue Subaru with gold rims
Always annoys me how much I see this in real life. So generic

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>>735677684
>>735677804
>tfw no pic

If you fags want IDs so badly just get namesync.

>>735677616
>>735677684
Maybe he just grew up. It's kinda embarrassing still posting here when you're over 20

>>735677863
its just a meme, chill. kek.

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>>735677883
Oh. Oh ok then.

>>735677906
Sorry. I'm in a bad mood.

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>>735677935
Need this?

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>>735677804
Sounds pretty good all round, good shit! Hopefully tomorrow is a good one for ya.
>So generic
It was the official colours for what, fifteen years? You're not wrong but I'm also not surprised every bogan and his dog is doing it here lel
>>735677883
>not staying here forevermore with the only real family you've ever known
pleb boi

>>735678067
Honestly? I'd welcome it but I can't do it because it would devastate my parents.
As soon as they die I'll probably be right behind them.

>>735677319
If you insist. What's her number?

>>735678160
I feel you real hard on this

>>735678256
Did something happen?

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So I just filled out my tax refund. When will I get the money?

>>735678300
Plenty happened, I'm sure anon is the same.
I just agree, once my dad goes I'll be free of guilt to kick the chair.

>>735678311
Never.
Or maybe next month idk. Did you do it yourself or go through an agency?

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hawkes bay nudes

>>735678311
Shouldn't be long. AFAIK they send them all out in June. Got mine already but I applied months ago.
That's a decent refund.
>>735678405
For me I've just been emotionally unstable lately and one big thing happened in the last week. I can't really talk about it right now in case someone sees my post.

>>735678501
Fuck no I'm not giving some Indian cunt 10% for something I can do easily myself.
>>735678516
Hmm, hopefully only a few days. I need a new fridge.

>>735678516
I've just kinda levelled out after feeling pretty unstable so I feel you. I won't force the point but know that you're not alone in this bullshit. If a time comes where you can talk about it, know that anon will listen. In the meantime, take it easy.
You got up to anything nice recently or has shit just been hectic?
>>735678609
Fair enough, too. I think the IRD said they'd process them next month.

>>735678702
Work is slow at the moment.
I enjoy talking about my problems with people I don't know but my problem is in another thread right now and they may be scrolling through /b/.

>>735676782
somebody was mentioning dunners nudes on soc... archive?

>>735679351
Mega.nz/f4Gg07t12Y

>>735678504
got megan mcallum or maddy keighly?

>>735679905
yeah both, what you have for them?

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>tfw you're at a chicks house for the first time and you take a shit in her toilet but it doesn't all flush and you don't want her to know so you don't wait for the tank to refill and give it another flush and have to fish your shit out the toilet and chuck it out the window and hope she has a dog you can blame it on.

NEW ZEALAND GARBAGE

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>>735680036
oh daddy hitler-kun fill up my concentration camp with your jews UGUUUUU~~~~

>>735679607
very funny

>>735680114
Fucking kek, this gets me every time

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>>735679955
think these two are from hb but not too sure

>>735677804
Owner of a white subaru with gold rims.
Want to paint car blue.

Anyone in auckland know a spot to find magical mushrooms? Any help would be fantastic.

>>735680114
Faggot Zealand

>>735680155
That's why New Zealand is garbage

>>735680243
see
>>735678067

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>>735677581
I miss him...
https://soundcloud.com/pictochat/gee-disco-rmx

>>735680273
>>735680304
If you're going to attempt to banter at least try. I have scraped better bants off my nutsack after a week in the bush.

>>735680194
anything else?

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>>735680447

>>735680494
thats not been on here

>>735680533
Yes, it has

>>735680584
do you have anything thats not been on here

>>735680629
any christchurch nudes?

who /cold/ here?

ait

>>735680629
Yes, but I am not sharing because I am a gentleman.

>>735680742
This.

>>735680742
if you want to trade and they're good. ill send good ones too

>>735680671
Not I.
>Auckland
>Electric Blanket
>One Duvet

>>735680780
Nope. Yours will be shit because they didn't send them to you directly.

>>735678311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scOWoUruKCY

>>735680781
Christchurch/ turn the oven on for heater / one towel as blanket.

>>735680797
i have some that they did. ones only i have and dont send

>>735680375
All you are talking about is complete garbage.

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>>735680910
This is where you belong

I am a sea men.

Q

Hello, I'm from chch. What do y'all think of NZ rock music

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>>735682000

Moar ?

>>735682362
feet

>>735681751
Boats and hoes, kez

>>735682819
You called?

>>735682580
No
>>735682512
Eh

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wassup monicas

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who needs bantz when you've got tankz

I bet you can't tank spam to 300. There's no way you have that many tanks

>>735677581
The greatest.

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>>735683725
my folder has 8000 files, the only reason that i may or may not get to 300 is because of low patience levels

plus i'm being picky about my images atm

>>735683807
proof of tank folder please

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so when's the next dunediin meet

Blenheim here, my mate left me hanging for some chick he can't fuck, wat do?

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>>735683740
Mr. 300

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>>735683725
DO NOT DOUBT TANKBRO
>>735683807
Back-up reporting
>>735683869
This weekend, I think

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>>735683841
here, proof

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>>735683947
my nigga

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>>735683947
how frequent are dunedin meetups? and who usually attends?

>>735676782
Is New Zealand gay or what? Auckland here

>>735684297
Depends what you call a meet-up, I see a couple of regulars almost daily.
Just anons, people from TC and shit.

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>>735684568
Fak forgot image
Can't do themed shitposting without that

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>>735684488
>88 masterrace

Archivefag reporting in

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>>735684621
>>735684568
shrug, moving to dunedin in the near future

>>735684754
where is IDBro??

>>735684815
He got arrested after announcing that he was going to ejaculate on a picture of the Queen.

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>>735684815
>>735684915
Forgot pic.

>>735684854
It's too bad the World Wars didn't kill everyone.
Next time.

>>735684936
jesus.....

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>>735684754
'suh
Been a minute, what's good?
>>735684789
How soon, my dude?
>>735684936
Toppy kek

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>>735685115
couple of months

>>735685163
keep it up tank bro, these are awesome

>>735684936
>:3
I miss that fucking emoji. Literally everyone was using it on here cause idbro started using it ironically

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>>735685236
thanks bud, should really organize my military porn folder, be a lot easier to find tank pics if they weren't all jumbled in with the rest of the military porn pics

>>735685115
Procrastinating from studies when exams are right around the corner. A part from that I'm all good.

>>735684936
post more these are gold

Good evening my fellow niggers.

>>735685428
If you don't stop with these tanks I will insert an egg beater in your asshole and personally beat the fuck out of your ass popping your dirty ass haemorrhoids out so you can swallow them.

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>>735685528
uh huh

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>>735685244

Dunedin reporting.

Fuuuuuuuuuuark it's chilly. Landers won 23-22 so im happy.

>>735685639
Kek

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>>735685163
I'll make sure to have a beer waiting for ya in a couple of months then
>>735685244
nice dubs :3
>>735685355
Have you started exams yet or no?

>>735685639
fuck I miss this dude....

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>>735685723
sounds good

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hetzers gonna hetz

>>735676782
You guys should have the best submarines in the world.

bc China's coming for your pretty little island.

moar panzers

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>>735685963
lemme see what i can do

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>>735685639
>>735684936
>>735683905
Please post all your IDBro screencaps

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>>735686127
Most of the good ones are on my hard drive that I let a friend borrow

I like to shave my ball hairs and then roll them in joints and sell them to high schoolers. It makes me feel as though my legacy is carried on through the lungs of those adolescents

>>735686162
neet

>>735686363
Do you put weed in the j's or is it exclusively your bollock fuzz?

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last post, patience lost, won't be making it to 300

good luck gents

>totally wanna post my photography but the fucking 2mb limit destroys me.

>>735686916
Resize in paint

>>735687141
I know i can resize in paint, I can also use photoshop whilst im processing them all, but that's not the point. dammit.

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>>735686612
It was a fine effort, tankbro. If you're off, g'night.
>>735686916
Fucking file limits kill me too. Your photography sounds interesting though, I agree with >>735687141

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>>735687141
>>735687256
Resized them, will post them now with descriptions of where they are.

St Kilda, down John Wilson Ocean Drive, South Dunedin about 2 months ago to the day

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>>735687653
McDonald's Carpark in Franktown, near Queenstown, facing down the lake towards Queenstown's City Centre.

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>>735687801
Clyde Dam, Clyde, Central Otago facing back towards Alexandra/Earnscleugh

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>>735687846
Kensington Oval, Dunedin Central

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>>735687882
Frankton, near Frankton/Queenstown Airport's runway, from the Frankton Events Centre carpark

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>>735687944
and the last one from this burst of photography.

Aurora Australis from Tunnel Beach, Dunedin, the other week.

>>735687801
Fuck, NZ goes alright sometimes! I reckon if you cropped the fence out of this one it'd be a bit more scenic

>>735688018
Yeah, have thought about that. However if you crop the fence, you leave the houses and their roofs, if the houses were not there, it'd look good.

>>735688116
The houses down the banks of the river look nice and you don't realise notice the ones in the foreground too much. It'd just suck to go much higher because you start losing the perspective of the image IMO

>>735688283
Yeah exactly. If I ever go back there (i will sometime), i'll be sure to try get a higher angle.

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Must watch. Important video
https://my.mixtape.moe/eupzzf.mp4

>>735689347
Why are they so angry?
Also lol at the one smiling.

>>735689450
The guy scream at the end sums it all up

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here we go boys

>>735689674
Gross, why would you think we want this

>>735690130
was gonna post more of different girls, but you dont want it

>>735690360
Post some guys

>>735689674
more...

>>735690360
>>735690392
No, post monster hentai

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>>735691382

When a boy chokes you... A cold one for the boys.

>>735692020
a boy should always choke you, that's what sex is about

>>735693417
settle q

>>735680013
MULTIPLE FLUSHES PERIODICALLY DURING YOUR SHIT.

>>735693417
I agree.

>>735693478
I am not Q, I am uke, and I have violent secks

Show me your sexiest maori sluts

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>>735695062