ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS!

dont be shy

>>735667127
I'm done with my relationship but I don't know how to end it. I love him too much.

>>735667474
murder-suicide

I sneak next door to watch my post pregnant neighbour shower and express milk. It's almost like I'm painting the side of their house.

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I regularly cheat on my husband with Andy Sixxs warm creamy logs of shit. Feels so good slidding down my throat in the Georgia heat.

Alternatively, I also let my nieces shower with andys warm logs. There is no sexual stuff, and andys parents are okay with it. Just something my nieces and his shitlogs do.

>>735667667
Sorry to disappoint but I'm not going to end my life for a guy

>>735667814
Military* he is a part of the bvb army.

I'm a 27 year old guy. I find myself almost only attracted to 15 - 17 year old boys. I don't act on it not only because it's illegal but it's not fair to ruin someone's life because I want to get off.

Was rejected by this I worked with 3 and a half years ago, I never spoke to her again after that day but I fantasize every day about killing her or ruining her life in some way

>>735667816
then im gonna end it for you. wheres your address?

>>735667968
ur a nice pervert. i like that

>>735667968
>15-17
too old

I molested my dad once while i was high on powdered titty milk

>>735667816
nobody said you had to be part of the pact

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

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>>735667127
I fingered a girl on the bus once when were both in like 3rd or 4th grade... i haven't had any sexual contact since then. 16 rn

My dog was dancing once and i fingered his butt to the point that he started thinking it was normal it's pretty awkward when he bent over and my dad was sitting right next To me

I encouraged someone to commit an awful crime and now I feel super guilty

>>735668488
Pffft get on my wizardly level I am 45 and I never even touched a girl most of my sexual activities are usually cheap Asian prostitutes I pay them extra money not to laugh at my penis in front of my face she still does it behind my back what can I do bro 2.77 inches just not enough

I have none. My life is more than uneventful.

Maybe this is my secret because I don't tell that to anyone because they wouldn't believe.

>>735668719
i know someone who voted for hillary too. it's ok. move on. she is basically dead.

>>735668719
Did you force him to rob a Walmart while wearing a tight little leotard while rubbing his nipples with peanut butter screaming I like hunting wallabies?

>>735668794
pffft HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Last weekend I was sharing a hotel room with my best friend and his girlfriend. I used her toothbrush to clean my balls, and jerked a few loads onto the bristles

i actively try to make people feel like they are delusional on a regular basis so i can easily manipulate them by getting them to trust me more than themselves, so i can just say shit like “you owe me a 50” and they'll buy it. it was good in the beginning (few years ago) but now i just feel like a fucking cunt for doing it, and i still do this despite that

>>735668841
Yeah I believe you I also believe you have a 12 inch yellow dildo inserted in your nose right now don't lie we all do it's called the government and they keep singing their fingers up our noses reminds me of the last time I had court-ordered appearance at my gay proctologist

>>735668719
What was that crime?

>>735668488
Fucking underage b&

even /b/ should have standards

I am newly in a poly relationship. It's way different than I thought it'd be... and I don't know if it's the kind of thing I can tell me friends about - they are all super 'normal'.

I blackmailed a Muslim colleague into giving me regular blowjobs

>>735669319
did he give good bjs??

>>735669100
Oh yeah I remember now I sexually molested someone when I was 7ish, with my brother and her sister cheering. Good times.

I watch porn during lunch while sitting across my coworker. I think I have a problem.

>>735669168
>this dude thinks only people over 18 are on 4chan

>>735669046
This one time my parents and I we're on vacation in Mexico my dad was pretty mean to me he started screaming at me because I wouldn't masturbate with the door closed what can I do bro the big scary Boogie man is going to get me so I jerked off on his pillow he had to sleep on my little babies best part is his left cheek was really soft he was curious I told him it was the oranges that he eats they're special because they have large amounts of vitamin C he fell for it he's dead now I usually grunt when I masturbate thinking about him his big luscious beard his Thin upper-lip Mustache his big large nose his really really small forehead his cum stained cheeks

i molested a friend that passed out at my place

i was fonger

>>735669375
She does now

>>735669501
greentext

>>735669385
Are you trying to enrage me my dad is the six cousin of Chris Hansen so check yourself before you wreck yourself and find yourself in a penitentiary with a big black dude called Simone that's going to make you his wife

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier today.

I firmly believe that Nixon was the best president america will ever have.

>>735669678
did she touch your dick?

>>735669678

How is your daughter going? Developing normally?

>>735669753
nah, nothing sexual.

>>735667127
Nice bot thread.

>>735669827
Is not my daughter, but yes, is normal.

>>735669867
op here, i am not a bot. well, probably not.

>>735669597
it wasn't a chick
still want me to greentext?

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>>735669597
>Be me
>1999
> I come home seeing my friend passed out
> I pick up the phone trying to call the cops
> then I remember how I always wanted to have sex with her
> I undress her and start playing with her dick
> I tried to imitate the deepthroat thing I see in porn
> she stops breathing
> I put her clothes on
> call an ambulance
>Mfw the Medics tell me she died from asphyxiation
>Mfw I realize I killed her with my dick
>Mfw I am currently carrying a lethal deadly weapon

I fantasize about being strangled to death in prison by a cellmate. I have "strangled cellmate" as a google alert.

Last night I busted a big ol' nut all over my aloe plant out of boredom and curiosity.

>>735669678
I fapped on omegle with a grill of same age

>>735670207
nice.

There was this girl I really liked in high school, Ciara. but she wouldn't talk to me because she thought I was creepy.

I wanted to be with her but she wanted to be with this faggot roy instead. They went to a party, and I knew he was going to take her viriginty. It was making me sick. I couldn't sleep. So I decided I was going to finally approach her.

So, I decided to steal some sleeping pills from my mom, and I went to their party. Everything was going great, but when she saw me she got really uncomfortable. I showed her I was fine, I wasn't here to stalk her again or ask if I could have her underwear this time. Don't know why thats such a problem. She nervously accepted and decided to do shots with me. I skipped because im better than that, but then, I decided to throw them in her drink when she wasn't looking.

However Roy came by and picked her up, they got ready to have sex after she got really drunk and was passing the drink i put the pills in around.

THey left, driving off to have sex at his place. It pissed me off so much. Howevre, turns out that Ciara had a heart problem, and she had died. I was really heartbroken.

when the police asked me what happened, I told them that I saw Roy spike her drink with pills. He got arrested, and was found guilty, the parents are pressing all sorts of charges on him and he's going to be put away for life

nobody ever breaks my heart.

nobody ever steals my girl

i am an alpha warrior

>>735670415
>Ciara
>nigger name
cool story nigger lover gtfo

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>>735670062
>playing with her dick

huh

>>735670078

weirder things have happened

>>735670598
He was a transvestite he had undergone breast augmentation

I legit bout fucked a dog once

>>735670078
why the alert? are you hoping that a strangling hostpot will appear and you'll be able to rush over and get involved before its done?

>>735670797
wtf is a google alert

>>735667816
Then skip the suicide, but you'll need a plan.

>>735670711

u kilt a tranny wit yo dik? dam

>>735670376
It was, she basically took her own v card with a hairbrush handle

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>>735670797
No I just have to check and see if the strangler is hot or not. It's only happened about 3 times, but what if I missed one? I would miss prime fap material.

Hence the alert

>>735670879
It's where google alerts you of shit in the news.

It's for people who are crazy.

I regularly watch my neighbour sunbake nude, she can't really see me through the tree etc. but my apartment bathroom can see straight down to her yard. She's about 50 and a lil over weight, but those tiddies doe.

>>735670879
a product that was really fucking handy when google released it but is likely on their to-kill list soon. handy to figure out whenever my company is mentioned in the news and respond accordingly.

>trawls the news/new shit added to google every day and emails you if words/phrases come up

>>735670634
I once punched a black kid and called him a nigger later five of his boys jumped me throw me on the hood of his car and threatened to kill me so I smoked his ass in underground rap battle later I released a song called punch yourself maybe you heard of it it goes a little something like this if you had one hand and 1 face and there's an opportunity to punch your fucking lights out would you capture it? His balls are sweaty arms are flailing weak and heavy but he knows he has to punch face 3 hours ago already he aims his fist punches his sister instead he says sorry

>>735670879

let's say you want to know if moot gets fired from google then you can tell google to notify you if anything like that comes through their web spiders. maybe he'll come back then! :D

I love to wear high heels and lingirie

>>735671048
vcard doesnt work that way

I fuck my wife only because she wants it but I am in no way attracted to adult women. The only way I can get off is pretending she's much younger.

I convinced get to try wearing little girl panties and nightgowns and stuff for sex. Even got her to role play a little bit a few times but she didn't like it. She said it didn't make her feel sexy whatever the fuck that means. She still came so what's the difference?

Basically she wants sex and I use her holes like a fleshlight while imagining much younger girls.

My wife gets blackout drunk with her girls every weekend. And every weekend I do whatever I want with her body. Eat her ass, fuck her throat cum in her ass while sucking breast milk ( still has milk doesn't feed baby anymore)

>>735671279
>much younger girls
like 5yo?

>>735671228
That's it? Come on man give us the dirty details I once jerked off wearing my dad Grandma's bra I got little bit of man cleavage so it surprisingly fit

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I fucking hate when someone kisses me on the mouth. Like, even if they have good dental hygiene i just wanna puke my brains out. Its SO much worse when they use tongue, just........ Is this normal??? A guy just kissed me with tongue for the first time and now i wanna wash my mouth and lips with acid.. He wasn't even gross, what's wrong with me?

I've been continuing this act of not being a total abject racist for as long as I can remember. In reality I am but I know if I say that I can forget about any friendships I have right now.

Usually it isn't that hard but sometimes something will slip out and then I have to say some dumb shit like "just kidding".

I think my closest friends know I'm pretty racist but no one really says anything about it and it's not like I don't have nonwhite friends (I know having nonwhite friends is not an excuse for being racist).

Nearly every friend I have voted for Trump and being racist was reduced to a joke on my dorm floor this semester, to the point that everyone except my roommate and the one black dude on the floor hurled "nigger" around like it was just some dumb word.

I'm not complaining, I'm just afraid I'll let something slip out at an inopportune time, and my roommate for next year is black, so...we'll see.

>>735671324
Pfffft fuck your wife man go get you some baby pussy

>>735671482
kissing isnt natural, it's bullshit made up by jews and such. you are normal.

>>735671364

That's in my wheelhouse

>>735671482
Try kissing girls. It isn't as disgusting

>>735671482
women are supposed to be with men and vice versa. that's why.

I fucked my best friend's girlfriend and he hasn't known for 2 years

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>>735671324
How old is your daughter? And does she have any old diapers?

>>735671482
kissing is alright, not amazing. kissing with tongue is fucking awful and I don't know why people pretend its pleasant.

thankfully finally with a girl now who's not into tongue. fuck that shit.

>>735671443
Fine I used to sneak in and wear my moms underwear and heels when I was in middle school and in high school I had a pair of golden high heels my mom threw away and a bright shiny purple thong and I went in the backyard dancing and strutting my stuff and noticed my dad looking at me from afar

Something something cars and moms and fongering and some other shit.

>>735671707
I had my own stash of thongs, bras and underwear I used to wear when I was home alone and when my mom found it she thought they were my step-dads and he got accused of cheating hardcore

i mightve ruined my parents marriage because of my cross-dressing

>>735671707
That's pretty normal in fact I'm slightly disappointed I expected dirtier sinister details not this wacky gay stuff

i once acted like someone else on the internet because there was this kid i really hated, i messaged a mutual friend he liked as him and came off really creepy, she got a restraining order against him. im a sad human being.

>>735671443
Fine I used to sneak in and wear my moms underwear and heels when I was in middle school and in high school I had a pair of golden high heels my mom threw away and a bright shiny purple thong and I went in the backyard dancing and strutting my stuff and noticed my dad looking at me from afar >>735671812
That's tough stuff, I've had to come to terms with it and learning it's something I enjoy. My current girlfriend enjoys it and likes when we dress up together

i love to hear my girlfriends slutty stories about her past, and yes I already am subscribed to reddit hotpast. I love to show her off and have her be naked around people, but I dont actually want her to hook up with other people, it just gets me off knowing shes my little slut but subserviant

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My wife was born a male and had been on hormones since she was 4. Only her parents and myself know that she was male. I found out when we got hot and heavy in highschool. Years later, she's 25 I'm 24, we have a kid that we adopted. 3 years ago she had her sex change operation and I'm finally happy. Life is strange, love is even stranger. This is her.

>>735671236
Well I had the feeling she had dome this many times before anyway. But watching that bald cooch stretch wide made me blow with the power of a thousand sun's

>>735667127
I have HIV and I haven't told my family

Yeah I'll be dead in 15 years probably, you'll still be working in a shitty office while I blow my money travelling the world so who's the real loser here?

>>735671948
this is him*

>>735671812
I like to light stuff on fire I try to burn as much things that I can this one time I was home alone I was butt ass naked holding a homemade flamethrower I almost burnt the house down

>>735671812
>i mightve ruined my parents marriage because of my cross-dressing

Honey, if your parents found out that you were crossdressing that still would have ruined their marriage

One time on a road trip with my girlfriend, we got to a gas station and I had to use the bathroom only to discover to my horror after pissing there were no working toilets so while the gf was in the store I took a paper bag, shit in that and tossed the bag to the corner of the bathroom.

>>735671948
real question here, have you ever been with a girl? whats the difference? I cant imagine a fake hole being the same

I am a 30 year old man and I am using a fidget spinner as I type this

>>735671948
Your dumb ass should have got him a fucking nose job Jesus Christ look at that thing it's enormous it's taking like 5% of the whole image that nose is so big it broke the economy that nose is so big it's probably takes the entire oxygen in the room hostage that nose is so big she can probably fuck you in the ass with it he probably is doing that already my point is save your money and get that bitch a nose job

>>735671953
sweet. It's hot that their pussies are good to go at that age

I pimp my girlfriend out to friends, and sometimes strangers...kinda makes it hot when you realize even local housewives were willing to buy her for a night albeit she doesn't like talking about the housewives thing.

>>735672104
I've been with 2 real women, and I can tell you there are difffences. As far as appearance goes, the only difference is that under her hood she doesn't have a clit. I'm rather well endowed, not hitting her cervix is strange when I'm fully inside her, otherwise it feels almost identicle. Most women don't cum from getting fucked in the ass, by my girl does since they don't remove the prostate.

>>735671948

can you fist her anus so you get the true greatness that is milf pussy

Something something military husband something something steamy, creamy logs of shit from some faggot ass singer.

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>>735672214
I've spent more money on her sex change than her nose could ever cost, but I personally like her nose.

>>735672104
The problem with Humanity is feelings your brain sees a tight hole you stick your dick in it you ejaculate that's it but then you add feelings to the equation and it ruins everything next thing you know you have labels and sexual orientations and do's and don'ts when it comes to sex fuck feelings man

>>735672436
his*

I did 9/11 and invaded the middle east for its oil.

>>735672436
I don't trust makeup he probably looks like shit without it

An older Woman kissed me on friday.
>we worked together
>she is moving away so she made a party for some friends
>she asked me to drive her
>after the party she thanks me for being a friend
>"now i'm going to kiss you"
>help.webm
>dodge it into 3 kisses on the cheeks
>she's over 30 years older than me and was retired 3 month ago

>>735672604

shoulda asked for a bj

I banged Charlotte McKinney years ago, less secret more of something I never bothered to share with anyone.

Her blowjobs aren't as amazing as you'd think.

>>735672604
I understand my man every single day these women rape us with their looks and their highs and their touches and their stares but what can we do oppressed in this this cisgender female-dominated Society

I hide my sleeping pills every night and take them later in the night.

I still go on 4chan even though I'm banned from the internet because I made a school shooting joke.

I'm transgender.

I only jerk off to twerk videos because I think sex is gross but I have a fetish for being a ''bad boy''.

I want to try sticking stuff in my ass but I'm too scared.


It feels good to get that off my chest.

When I was 15-16 I gave oral sex to a 9yo girl on several occasions

>>735672724
How many years ago are we talking? She's only 23.

>>735669099
Tips on how to do that to people who are the exact opposite of delusional? I've manipulated every girl i've ever been with other than this one she's just too smart.

I live with my 4 year girlfriend, great relationship, love her and we're building a nice life together. we're both 28

every couple of weeks I aggressively fuck the brains out of my 49 year old neighbour.

>>735672724
* starts writing on chalkboard*
Nobody gives a shit nobody gives a shit nobody gives a shit nobody gives a shit nobody gives a shit nobody gives a shit nobody gives a shit nobody gives a shit nobody gives a shit nobody gives a shit

>>735672843
You should check yourself for cooties a very dangerous venereal disease that is transmitted sexually so you better check yourself before you fuck yourself

>>735673022
probably too late for that

>>735672889
It's okay bro this one time I fucked this little Spanish kid who was mowing my lawn I told him if he tells anyone what I did to him I would have him deported he was scared shitless it was pretty funny

I live near Ruckersville, Virginia, and have almost run Chris over several times.

>>735672906
Yo this motherfucker is dropping Simpson references smart ass mother fucker

>>735672843
Story time anon, she ever return the favour?

I fuck my best friends wife while he's at work everyday.
I fuck his 10 year old daughter when I baby sit when they go out on date night.
I killed a man when he tried to rob me one night outside my house, I stabbed him in the lungs.
I raped my softmore English teacher when she took me home from school.
I blackmailed most girls in my highschool and got paid/fucked on a consistent basis.
I piss all over everything in every public bathroom I utilize.
I started a fire in my state that burned so much land that you could see it from space.
I've eaten human meat and I liked it.
I poisoned my French teacher and she died 2 days later.
I let my dogs lick my asshole, cock and balls and chummed in their mouths more times than I can count. Now they crave my salty cum.
I worked on a ranch and fucked the female horses on a daily basis.
I drugged one of my friends and cut his left big toe off.

>>735668488
Not too late

>>735672889
how did that start? with the neighbor

>>735673237
Caleb?

>>735673406
I believed it up until the raping your English teacher part, I seriously doubt she didn't go to the cops or anything.

>>735673406
hahahaha

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>>735673406
>Chmmed

>>735667998
you need help

>>735673481
Unfortunately no, but fortunately even as a tranny Chris is still very fucking stupid when crossing the street - it's hilarious, and sad.

>>735667474
kidnap and torture. he'll get the idea, faggot.

>>735671649
...go on

>>735673454
He probably was mowing her lawn one day and he took his shirt off because it was too hot and she saw his fat tummy flaps and because she was such a big fan of the Goonies she knew he could Truffle Shuffle

>>735667127
When I lost my virginity I cheated on my gf
Will tell story if interested

>>735673553
You would be surprised how many rapes go unreported. That being said, she didn't tell anyone. However my class got changed and I never saw/talked to
Her again afterwords. Totally worth it, she had big ass titties and a plump ass.

>>735673788
Was your French teacher French?

>>735673454
shes probably a milf or cougar, this guy helped her with something and pam why not?

>>735673355
She was my sister's best friend and I normally didnt go for girls that young but she was super cute. She didnt cum the 1st couple times but once she relaxed and learned to just enjoy it she was pretty easy to make cum. She gave me a bj a couple times, she let me cum in her mouth even though I knew she didnt like it. Honestly I really enjoyed licking her pussy, i didnt care if she returned the favor or not, it was nice when she did though.

>>735673788
English teacher? Are you an immigrant? Why you have to learn English? You are speaking it

Witnessed on multiple occassions my neighbor basically raping his step-daughter. Jerked to it a few times - heard he may also be selling her out to people.

>>735673454

When we just moved she used to come over to share a cigratte/joint whenever she saw me sitting outside smoking, I work nights from time to time so we talked a lot on facebook.

soon enough my cock was deep inside her.

the funny thing is I could totally tell my girl about this. but I think it would take the fun out of it

>>735671503
what college do you go to? is it in pennsylvania?

Cheated on my ex with my current gf. Deathly afraid my gf will cheat on me when drunk (it's long distance during the school year).

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>>735673919
You sound retarded according to your typing or just Slavic or Russian

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Italians are the qts of Europe.

One time i got my dick stuck on a cat and i set my house on fire.

>>735671978
how did you contract?

I jerked off into the individual coffees of coworkers for kicks, turns me on when the hottest of the bunch has no idea she's swallowing my cum.

>>735674066
noted.

>>735674061

> already happened

>>735673965
His stepdaughter? So his daughter married his wife? How does things work I am confused or is he the stepdad? My question is who married who?

>>735669046
Same thing but with my buddies fiancé and into the tooth paste tube. Countless times.

>>735673919
How did you get her to participate?

>>735671948
why'd they put her on hormones? she was only 4?

>>735674061
just make sure she tells you if she does so you aren't a fuckin cuck

>>735674188
He is the step-dad, married into the family with her already kinda crazy/kinda slutty mom.

I cheated on my bf with a guy who's engaged

>>735667968
Move somewhere where the legal age is that low then it won't be illegal. I think the age is 16 in Georgia.

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>>735674188
>His stepdaughter? So his daughter married his wife?

i believed i was going to be someone. i proved myself wrong.

>>735672808
>I'm transgender.
>
>I only jerk off to twerk videos because I think sex is gross but I have a fetish for being a ''bad boy''.
>
>I want to try sticking stuff in my ass but I'm too scared.
I can't tell if your terminal gender is male or female

I intend to be the white guy who pisses off black twitter/tumblr by going to see Black Panther.

>>735674149
homosex obviously

>>735674157
Was it a Yelp critic?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pDlR_ccnZww

There was always chemistry between my friends girlfriend and I, one night everything changed.
>Friend goes out on a cannabis run
>Left alone with his girlfriend sitting next to me on couch
>She's on her laptop, I'm watching Netflix
>She sets the laptop down on table, sighs and leans her head on my shoulder
>"I'm so lonely, Anon. He always spends time away and I'm left here most nights by myself"
>Her hand slides over my right leg slowly
>My cock swelling in my pants and she takes notice of my buldge
>Her breathing becomes heavy and deep as she places her hand on my buldge
>She unzips my jeans and pulls my cock out
>She leans down and starts sucking

She's 4'10, 95 lbs and a redhead

>My cock is throbbing inside her wet, warm mouth, her lips gliding up and down my shaft
>I grab her head and push down, my whole member disappearing in her mouth
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>She stands up, pulls off her pants/panties and leans over the side of the couch
>Her pale skin made her swollen, red, wet pussy really stand out
>I fuck her as hard as I could, slamming into her tiny cunt
>I cum as I reach my hilt, pulse after pulse, hot cum filling her pussy
>20 mins later, friend shows back up and we act like nothing happened

I still continue to fuck her till this day, she's into some weird fetishes.

>>735674294
How old is the step daughter? How were you able to see it? And does the mom know/encourage it?

>>735674294
But you don't understand my question is how is she his stepdaughter? There can only be one step dad? Unless the mother and the daughter decided to get married in secret you know because she stepped up that's how she became the stepdaughter

>>735674474
As an african american whose timeline is often poisoned by black activist twitter, this keked me

>>735674499
She's about 19-20ish now, I have no idea if the mom is in the know. As for how I saw it the bottom floor of my house is right across from a good view of her room, I can basically watch her undress from my kitchen if I wanted to.

>>735674226
Initially, their reason was they wanted a girl and the mother couldn't have more children. So they decided to put her on hormones and blockers. Now, she tells me it's the best thing to ever happen to her. As long as she's happy, I'm happy. I think she's beautiful and perfect in every way. I've never been as happy as I am now with her. The sex change solidified my love for her. Her cock was increadibly small before she got the change, but it didn't matter to me much. She was as feminine as any other female.

>>735674658
When did it start?

I stick really big things up me bum

>>735674645
Go home Cletus, you're drunk.

>>735674645
You are too fucking stupid to live.

>>735673849
She was Asian and a complete fucking cunt.

>>735674361
Pakistan has no legal age but I assumed you talking about a bonafide country so Wisconsin's legal age is about two years old but Wisconsin presidents are too fat to molest babies

>>735674697
Fuck if I know.

>>735674361
Onision, is that you?

>>735668488
>16
get off my board you underage summerfag

>>735674768
Ok, lets try this: How long have you known its been going on for?

>>735674740
But that's not my point she is the mother right so she gave birth to her so it's her daughter not his so if he is the step dad and the only who stepped up then great but you confused me by saying she is his stepdaughter he does not belong to him she is not a property she has no affiliation or connection to him so she must be the stepdaughter meaning the wife of the female why are you so stupid?

>>735673919
I also love eating pussy. Especially younger ones. They don't have that musty smell that comes with older women. They taste sweeter.

How did she react the first time she cum? And how did you get her to let you the first time round?

>>735667968
How does that ruin your life?

>>735674377
Well I phrase that wrongly what I meant to say is her daughter married her by that I mean her mother not his daughter because he doesn't have vagina she does both of them do

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I like thigh highs.

>>735667968
There's a little town in Newcastle apia it's called the big red black dog bear that's the English translation in that town exist a little shoe shining shop you'll find a man called Geppetto he will open a small door in the back office only a 1.7 foot midget could enter that door so you will have to shrink yourself break every bone in your body to enter that door but if you do succeed and enter that Majestic door you will find Uncle Barry pohlmann naked and lubed up ready for you with a 10 inch erect penis and you will find your sweet nectar of happiness that is his holy sweet semen

>>735671279

That's what happens to all of us.. I can remember my wife in her best days, met when we were 18. Now 35, sex died after about 5 years, then it was just for her pleasure.

>>735675066
Look at that egotistical look she is like you know you want this I hate that look it's a privileged look no man on the planet can have that look only black men who make over $200,000 a year with penises over 10 inches can have that look I pay the gay clown 20 bucks a day to masturbate in my butt and cum in my ears

I'm obsessed with the idea of being in a relationship.
I can't stop cringing to awkward/embarassing moments, even if they occured 5+ years ago
I wish I never existed, such that I never would deal with this thing called life.
Sometimes I think my body is moving on it's one and my conscious mind is just watching it do what it does.
I base a lot of my music tastes around the approval of others.
Going off that, a lot of what I do and how I carry myself is to not offend others.
I don't know where I am with my religion. To others I am quick to say I'm christian or that I believe in God, but when I sit down, I think about what it means that we exist. Eternal hellfire for disobeying God, when He gave us the capacity to disobey? Also, how can free will exist if God can see our actions (and by extension where we are going)? Why create people specifically to go to hell? I still feel fear and uncertainty. I also don't want to disappoint my parents. I do like the teachings of Jesus Christ, though.
I don't want to die.
I feel at home watching the End of Evangelion. I also feel a certain jealousy.

>>735675217
You need to find pair with an angry black man having fornication with her then you'll be really angry that will ignite the spark of your relationship or you could go to prison for OJ Simpson that ass

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i used to live in beautiful heaven everyday.

I woke up it was 7
I waited 'til 11
To figure out that no one would call
I think I got a lot of friends
But I don't hear from them
What's another night all alone
When you're spending every day on your own
And here it goes

>>735671564
I did some research on this and.. Your right. Kissing isn't natural at all. Ech imagine if kissing was a thing before toothbrushes were invented.
>>735671578
I'll try.
>>735671601
Ok??
>>735671703
It's tolerable when it's just on the lips when nobody is watching, but anything other than that is no bueno.

>>735675484
I don't get it.... Story?

i stole all kinds of panties from the sister of my friends out of the hamper

i also jizzed in some and put them right back

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>>735675484
Wrong pic bro

>>735667127
I am insanely in love with this girl she doesnt like me and im giving her actual relationship advice for the person she likes because i want her to be happy.... please just throw me a bone or shoot me in the head

>>735671978
There's medicine now that will lower your viral load so it doesn't kill you. I think it's free too. Even lowers the transmission rate to like 0.01% or something like that so you can go unprotected. As long as it hasn't progressed to AIDS yet.

>>735675627
Hi Grandpa why are you doing using the internet?

I had a dirty half cast fuck toy during college and we both used to play with her younger sister. We were both 17 her sister was 14 was some of the best times of my life

>>735675710
Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.

>>735669573
Story?

>>735675654
Okay I don't usually do this but whatever you need to give her advices on how to maintain a relationship so she can be in relationship with the guy the other guy you need to spend 2 years of your life at least to groom and to refine that relationship so it can last and one day you will go to his house cut the brakes and he will die she will be devastated destroyed totally damaged so you take your chance and you step up to the plate you become the best friend you go on a date and Bam just like that you're with your gal or what's left of her because you know after such psychological damage and Trauma some part of you is lost anyway go fuck yourself

>>735675772
What's a half cast and how long had she been playing with her sister?

>>735674817
No

>>735675919
That's a term used to describe people who are paralyzed from the waist down a term that is disrespectful and wildly inaccurate

>>735673581
nah i've got a pretty solid plan

thanks though

My PA was down in Georgia trying to sell some guns to some pawn shops security and whatnot he gets jumped by a couple of niggers and he blasts those fuckers right in their disgusting nigger faces so my PA calls me down so we can bury those bodies and we did also cut their dicks off just for the fun of it

>>735675919
Half nigger. The dad fucked them so not sure

>>735676196
What a Wonderful World that we live in

>>735675886
She told me that she was seeing some guy that her folks wouldn't approve of. We got talking more about what she gets up to without her dad or brothers knowing.

I eventually said that she better start sucking my dick or I will tell people her secrets.

She would Probly be killed for honour or some mudslime shit

>>735675547
>It's tolerable when it's just on the lips when nobody is watching, but anything other than that is no bueno.

yeah no arguments from me.
good luck finding partners who agree, though. most people are pretty enthusiastic about kissing.

I moved to a new city with my girlfriend working at fast food so she can go to school, leaving my friends and family to do so. I lost my virginity to her and only ever had sex with her. Now im regretting that ill never experience whats its like to me romantic/sexually involved with other women, and fear that my life is virtually a dead end, and am regretting it. I masturbate to porn 4-5 times a day/collect pics ad nauseum, never looking back on them, just perpetually adding new pictures every day. I feel irrelevant

>>735676196
Do you think the Civil War was about slavery? Keep in mind that only 1.6% of America at the time owned slaves so did 600 thousand white man die for slaves?

>>735676141
don't you fucking do it, anon. ill be upset w u

>>735673755
Sure, do tell

>>735671948
Jesus christ why the fuck did his/her parents force him onto hormones and sex change shit at 4. God damn it that's so fucked up, not even old enough to know anything about sex or sexuality and sure as shit not old enough to display GID. What did those fuckers see him play with dolls or say he wished that he could be a princess and think he experienced daily mental dissonance and discomfort by not being able to come to terms with his body? At age fucking 4?

>>735674361
Sweden 15
Japan 14
Iceland 14

You're welcome

>>735676196
Did she give any details about the dad fucking them?

>>735674671
That sorry excuse for a mother should be in jail.

i have killed people before and i enjoyed it

>>735674357
Piece of shit

>>735674645
You're fucking stupid m8, please just stop. The guy fucked the daughter of the woman he married.

Ive always wanted to eat out my stepsisters ass and pussy, lick her feet, and eat her cum/piss

>>735676141
If you want to kill someone put the blame on a nigger he'll be too dumb to know what is going on and people wouldn't be surprised so maybe take her out to a bad neighborhood tell her we're doing charity work for some shit I don't know make something up try to make it look like a gang did it or maybe you can kill her and later rape her dead body and blame it on MS-13 their slogan is kill rape control so people wouldn't be surprised or just go on a hiking trip and she can have a little accident if you know what I mean

>>735675416
Actually, VR porn is a great substitute to a black pair

>>735674862
>falling for copypasta b8
>calling someone else summer

>>735676504
greentext it

>>735674474
This won't work, you'd have to be able to hear the dialogue to tweet about it

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>>735676458
Damn dis nigga bout to bust

I want to be in a relationship where the girl im with is crazy abt sex. Like, whenever she is horny, she can just push my down and sit on my face

>>735676690
whats the point? stereotypical broken home molested faggot joins the military and enjoys the job. nuff said

>>735676601
Ever tasted her underware/panties? Used to love licking and sniffing my girlfriends sisters when she used to live with us. Her pussy used to taste amazing

>>735676395
They're Brit bongs so fuck your civil war. >>735676458
Yes a few times. He mostly had them perform oral on him and each other

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>>735676824
Get yourself a nymphomaniac

>>735676856
awesome dude, glad you got it outta ur system

I dream of having a pedomom wife one day to start my own incest family

Kik: secretsthrowaway if you have similar fantasies

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>>735675627
god dammit, do newfags really not know about pedobear?

>>735676882
>>735676882
I still do. Sometimes its just a faint smell, other times its amazingly present. One time she had just orgasmed, or so i believe, and she changed out her panties and left. Best fap ever

>>735676913
Problem is finding one

>>735676883
Hey I am offended in behalf of my black friend so apologize and tick your privilege

>>735667127

nice try, fbi

>>735676954
anyone who dont know about that cuddly fuck should be shot. ill take the job

>>735677002
Go to gay bars or lesbian bars or just sing YMCA on karaoke that usually works

>>735667127

I live a double life. I do erotic webcam shows in a wig and makeup while my roommate is at work.

Not a huge secret but i enjoy the liberation that comes with getting naked on webcam

>>735677144
you could always have your roomie join in

>>735676981
Nice! I used to time it so I'd shower straight after her, got them while they were fresh.

I'm marrying my sister next week. The thing is she doesn't know that she's my sister.

>Mom whores around
>Doesn't remember who my dad is
>I dig up her old contacts and find the names and numbers of guys she dated
>seek these men out
>spend a fortune on getting paternity tests
>usually my presumed dads would help me with the cost
>all are negative
>find last guy far away
>it was a 1 in a million chance
>he has super hot daughter
>we fuck
>spend months fucking her
>things are getting serious between us
>realize I'm past the point of no return
>I always knew that in the back of my mind that she could be my sister
>take a strand of her hair from her comb
>get it tested against my spit
>It's a match
>test says we are cousins or half siblings
>pussy is too good
>destroy the test results
>she loves me and I love her
>already calling my dad, dad
>wife to be is pregnant, we're going to tell our/my family soon
>I'm going to marry into my own family
>I'm not inviting my mom to the wedding because fuck her
>Thank god I look nothing like my dad, except in the eyes

Last night, I met a girl on omegle who said men are scum, so I paypal'd her 50 dollars.

>>735676824
If you fuck good, any women gets wild about sex. I find that they actually want it more than men, they just need to sort of get 'activated' with some good lays and a secure relationship.

>>735677335
Nice? Nice? So a man is boasting about him molesting his sister and your feedback is nice? I am truly appalled how do you still exist? Hasn't your brain fully developed yet for you to realize that you must enjoy life because you are nothing but a worthless waste of oxygen why the fuck do you still exist? Please find your preferred means to secede from existence you disgusting fucking scumbag

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welp, im too much of a pussy to kill myself, so i drink as much as possible every night hoping ill black out and choke on my own vomit. i shouldnt be unhappy, i got away from my cheating whore of an ex wife, i have an amazing job, the time i get with my kids is always filled with fun activities and whatnot... i dunno, i still wanna die tho. too broke to buy a gun, to pussy to do it any other way. oh well, guess ill just keep drinking

>>735676883
When did he start, how did you find out and how much effort did it take to play with the sister?

>>735677380
that babys gonna be fucked up if true but i know its not because what are the chances of anything on 4chan being true

>>735677046
Fuck you and your friend.

I smashed the shit out of the pair of them, nothing but holes for the taking

>>735677514
How is he molesting anyone?
Nice b8 m8

I masturbate into plastic ziplock bags because I'm afraid of making a mess.

>>735677607
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zngbjg_xYSI

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Paic related, i fingered my sister when we were teens & still love her

>>735677809
Everybody in this thread is going to hell you're going to hell you're going to hell he's going to hell that child rapist is definitely going to hell and this half cast molester this motherfucker is going to hell all y'all are going to hell boy God is going to roast that ass harder than Canibus diss to LL Cool J enjoy sucking demon dick for favors hope you all burn in hell and stay there

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>>735677809
i mean, its a bit expensive, but god damn is that not genius. do you save the bag for multiple uses? do you have several cum ziplocks just sitting around, or it is just one you use until its justifiably full?

>>735677395
that was really nice of you anon

>>735677940
You m or f?

>>735677978
>supporting misandry
I mean, she was happy, sure, but I feel like it was ultimately destructive of me to do so.

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>>735678142
Strait cis M

Even though I have a pretty average sized cock (girls I fuck actually say it's really big), I'm obsessed with small penis humiliation.

I know I wouldn't be able to get any girls to do it in person, especially because it would get hard and then it's definitely not small, so I go on fetish cam girl sites and spend a shitload of money on getting sph from girls online when I use various tricks to make my flaccid cock look smaller. I have no idea why but it's so hot for me. When I'm having sex I just think about those online sessions and it gets me to cum hard.

>>735678274
Damn. Less hot than lesbian incest.
Was she passed out or anything when you fingered her? How does she feel about what happened? How does she feel about you now?

>>735678416
Look into big penis humiliation.

>>735675005
because a 15 year old isn't ready to be with a 27 year old? could ruin them much more easily than be a positive.

>>735674361
But can't you still get in trouble. Say age of consent is 16, isn't it still bad since I am so much older?

>>735677962

I generally get 3-5 uses out of a single bag. I probably could push it further, but it does develop a bit of a smell, so I just throw it in the trash can when it take it out to the curb each week

>>735676362
wasting years and years for a woman whos not even married to you what the fuck

I've cheated on my ex a total of nine times. And she has no clue. But I bitched at her for fucking some guy bare.

>>735676362
seriously just dump that bitch and fuck off, get your own life. or at least do something for yourself instead of a dead end job

Don't know how I'd do it but I want to be castrated.

Girlfriend of 5.5 years cheated on me 8 months ago, almost immediately after she finished her final semester of college. I financially supported her through her last 3 years of college, and made sure she didn't have to work so she could focus on school. Then she cheated on me. I still love her and I want her back, but she's a piece of shit. I never want to date again because I never what that shit to happen again. I cared about her so much. She was depressed and I made sure she got help via counseling. I had my own problems and she never gave a shit, I'm just too retarded to notice that I didn't mean shit to her. 6 months after I go to the doctor, get diagnosed with ADHD. Turnes out all the complaints she had with me were symptoms that we could've had treated or dealt with all along. I still don't know why she cheated. She never gave me any closure. I've had FWBs since that all happened, so I'm relatively sure it wasn't about sex. I always had the higher drive. I dunno. I'm confused. Nobody in my family knows why we broke up. I don't want her to look bad in front of my family.

>>735676362
I did that and it worked out for me, but then me and my wife's relationship is partially based on a mutual disdain for everybody besides me and her. Sorry it's not going well for you.

>>735678731
However you do it, make sure to post the vid.

>>735677275

I have invited him to join but the website i do webcam shows on requires a scanned photo of ID to make sure everyone on cam is over 18. He is done and we have fucked before but he doesnt like the idea of giving a porn site a pic of his ID. Its understandable but the site is super professional and confidential about it.

Oh well though

>>735678789
don't know enough to do it, but if I ever find more info I would do a video

>>735670062
>her dick
that's not a her anon...

>>735678478
holy shit, i love you, you might have just converted a cum rag user into buying some ziplocks for cummies

>>735668488
mods

>>735670591
I know a white ciara at my school... and i'm dating her.

>>735678831
look up farming castration tools. if it works on a bull, it'll work on you.

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>>735678434
Give me incest thread and I tell whole story anon, way better than lez cuckers

i have more kids with my friends girlfriend than i do with my wife

>>735679114
trap with micropenis?

I fuck myself in the ass with my moms vibrator

>>735679114
>lesbian incest is cuck
wut

>>735677816
I don't care. They were both fucked up. The younger one was into it anyway. She caught me and her sister fucking and asked if she could join in. It was about this time they told me they had been abused and that they liked to play with each other

>>735670415
Cunt move

More kids have touched my crotch than women have. I bet that's true for most of you if you're around kids. You know what I mean.

>>735679362
i mean, as a dad my kids are shitheads and jump on me all the fucking time and land on my jiblets 7/10... i hope to god thats what you mean

>>735675217
>happens to all of us
MILF/granny fetishist masterrace represent

>>735679417
Yeah. That or punches, pinches, headbutts etc. Kids are asshats.

>>735679417
He probably means them just getting handsy and not respecting his personal space. Kids are like that.

>>735679489
haha nah, i fake fight with my kids all the time tbh, thats the fun part. its when i wake up from a heavy night of drinking to my kids bashing my balls in with their knees that i draw the line. you shit heads better respect my junk by leaving it the fuck alone, or ill send you back where you came from (no i wont i love my shit heads tbh)

>>735679513
yeah they are kek, my shitheads are the best at stomping on my balls to wake me up after a heavy night of drinking

>>735679513
>>735679616

Especially when trying to eat. Some cunt girl spat on my food at a restaurant when she laughed. I know it's little kid spit but I had to throw that shit away. There should be a kid hate thread.

>>735679664
I think kids think adults are indestructible.

>>735673406
What did you do after lunch?

>>735674066
I would commit a 1st degree felony in exchange for that much caviar....Holy hell

>>735679742
REEEEEEEEEEE ITS A CHILD KILL IT CUZ ITS NOT MINE

lol for real tho, idgaf about germs n shit. my kids are ok. fuck everybody elses kids tho, they are niggers

>>735680110
I can take all that abuse but when a kid wants to tell me a story... that's torture.

>>735674104
>One time I got my dick stuck on a cat and I set my house on fire.

WUT

>>735667127
I was raped by shit

I used to be in a long term relationship with a girl who was kinda half-living with me but was working and studying abroad so was only with me like 30% of the time each week.

Anyway, I was bored and I fucking love sex, so I created profiles on dating sites (this was before Tinder I think) with my pictures but fake names and fake bios to pick up chicks. If I went out to meet them I had a second phone and leave my normal phone at home and I had no ID on me. If they came to my place I would gather up all of my GF's stuff and lock it in a cupboard and put it all back when she would come back. I hid everything with my real name on it too. It was usually at least one new girl a week and some did come back more than once, this was over a few months.

My GF never found out (we broke up anyway about a year after that though) but one girl managed to find me on Facebook (with a different name) so I panicked and stopped doing this and threw away the spare sim card.

I only told one other person about this who says that it could even count as rape if you deceive someone to sleep with them? But whatever, I was just giving a fake backstory and not telling them about the GF. I fucking loved the rush.

>>735674487
>Things that never happened for $200, Alex!