what do i do /b/ dubs decides.... unless its fucking stupid
kill yourself
what are your thoughts on spaghetti?
Sorry if i'm answering as a cringey emo faggot kiddo. The real deal right here is that i want to lick your pussy
>>735662861
Reroll
>>735662861
This
ask whats shes/ he is doing and then send a picture of ur face
>>735662861
what did i just say
>>735662583
I want him to trample me, I want him to vomit in my mouth, I want him to piss shit and snot in my mouth, I want put my tongue in his ass and all!!!!!! I would let him kill me!!I would hang myself for him!Cuz i get insane so he is beautyfull.
>>735663148
Roll
>>735663080
Cringe
Yo quiero tus pantaloons
I want him to trample me, I want him to vomit in my mouth, I want him to piss shit and snot in my mouth, I want put my tongue in his ass and all!!!!!! I would let him kill me!!I would hang myself for him!Cuz i get insane so he is beautyfull.
Suck me all night baby! Fagot fart fat!!
Yo quiero tus pantalones
well it started off good then.......i killed my parents
>>735663080
also she said
are YOU okay
>>735663148
check em
>662861
OP, this.
OP faggot.
/thread
>>735663580
roll
>>735663580
learn to reply faggot
>>735662583
If you're going to come on 4chan and say "don't say anything stupid" then go fuck your self you cunt. This is 4chan you piece of shit. Take your normie ass to reddit
>>735663744
want to have a bit of fun or what
people are wasting dubs
>>735663950
This is only acceptable if you're 16 or below. How old are you ?
>>735662583
You want us not to tell you something stupid, but son, you put yourself in the friend zone with your Cringe
Nice fail!
>>735664180
op here ii am disappoined in you
Turn 15.
lets have a bit of fun k?
Can I tell you a story about my dick?? Never mind, it's too long.
>>735664724
World class fuck up
>>735664948
either cooperate or fuckoff
>>735664844
WINRAR
>>735664724
fucking post it already faggot
>>735662933
>>735662861
>>735664034
nominated
is ths what /b/ wants?
>>735665206
Very good!
Now profit!
>>735665206
oh god lord...
i am suprised by the outcome
>>735665206
Can I tell you a story about my body then? Never mind cause you'll never get it.
>>735662861
Yay OP! Now this!
>>735665374
You could definitely get it
>>735665374
probably cause she's used to talking to cringy faggots all day
>>735665374
You're welcome! Girls like funny
gaddamit what next
>>735662583
fucking summerfags
>>735665406
>>735665554
This, and your welcome.
>>735665486
Yes indeed. Nooooow work on the kill shot OP your goal is in the crosshairs
Shit, OP, just boast on about how you've never gotten a good titty pic before and she'll pity you. Normally I'd be in it for the tits, but you both type like you're 14, so I'm steering clear of that mess. Just do yourself a favor, score some tiddies for yourself and move on.
What to say what to say.. hmmmmm
>>735665771
Ah yes pitty is a good way to go. Pitty titties yes
>>735665892
agreed pitty tiddies pls
Did OP die
I am gay
you faggots havent given me any material
>>735666196
You're right you're right. Hmmmmm......................
A little backstory to explain your current relationship with this person would help a little
>>735666196
Just stop being such a fag and make a move.
>>735666196
Omg you are dumb.
The rest of that line was... Can I tell you a story about my body..,. Never mind, you'll never get it.
But my fuck your autism is unreal.
stop being a nigger faggot and just get the noods and post them
>>735666196
Are your lips a garden because I'd like to plant a kiss
Or if you're not a faggot
Is your pussy a garden because I'd like to plant my dick in it.
>>735666196
"I'll show you mine if you wanna show me yours XD" the stupid XD face gives you a cringy safety net if it's too fast, but you're not promised tomorrow so why wait
>>735666196
You're super cute, but let's get real are you as innocent as you look?
>>735666580
You know what just add the not promised tomorrow thing too, might help
>>735666671
roll
>>735664844
>>735665406
>>735666444
Lol, I'm your guardian angel.
>>735666444
what a waste of dub trips
>>735666671
oh god my brain just got ddos'ed
>>735666671
this
>>735666771
Speaking of looks, OP do you have ANY pic of her?
Alright let's cut the shit, I want to fuck your brains out. I'm done with this "lol so cute" thing we have going on and want more. A lot more.
>>735666671
roll for this
>>735666771
haha use it
>>735666671
This
>>735666962
Roll
post her facebook pls. you have my solem promise as a proud anon that nobody is gonna spam her
>>735666671
got quad 6's in it lol, rolling for htis
>>735666671
Reroll
Send me pictures of your feet
what depressing thing should i say
>>735667088
winrar
>>735667088
Waste
Hahahaha
>>735667088
winrar
Yeah I'm pretty down... Maybe a little fucking on the side will cheer me up hmu
>>735667128
Yeah. I'm over it haha
>>735667128
now open up to her about your shitty parents and your cutting habits chicks love that
>>735666671
This is cringier than op
Fucking copy pasted out of some seduction e-guide
>>735667266
OP wins, has to post a screenshot in the chat
ask how many sharpies she can fit in her pussy
>>735667128
My sides
>>735667128
Mhm, tell her you cut yourself OP, and how you've mutilated your dick.
>>735667266
Why did you say that? What are you, down syndrome.
>>735662583
>> don't die without having the best orgasm of your life
>> you only yolo once
she will defffff drop her cancer ridden panties then
>>735667266
But not in any sexual way because I feel pretty gay. I have a black neighbor and I really want his cum <3 <3
>>735667266
You seem like a prude but i'm not convinced
>>735667555
haha TRIPS
You know, a picture would really lift my spirits
>>735667555
OP you better one the rules
>>735667266
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.
>>735662583
I'm going to tear a hole in your vagina wider than the front opened by the Allied Forces on D-Day then I'm going to ram my entire fist in there until you surrender like the Emperor of Japan.
>>735667707
SO CLOSE TO QUADS
>>735667707
LUL
>>735662583
go shit in your hat
use me as you want im into most things and have a few toys if you wanna use them. Im strait acting and looking untell were in bed them im a submissive whore. My ass is shaven and cleened out and ready for fun.
>>735667707
roll
what do do shes trying to flip it on me
>>735667858
roll
>>735663080
*too
>>735667845
This
>>735667896
You are literally the cringiest of faggots. I hope someone saves this for a cringe thread in the future.
Rolling for
I like dick. Can i suck yours
>>735667555
>>735667896
Dude trips, DELIVER
OP is definitely underage. Abandon thread
>>735667845
Rolll
sucks. send pic
>>735667896
Well I could always come over and cheer you up some...
>>735668099
lmao winrar 2 times in a row for me
>>735667896
I am going to spread ranch dressing on your anus and lick it up like Mommy taught me. yum yum yum yum yum!
>>735667845
Roll
OP you suck. Delivar! There's been trips and dubs /b/ro
>>735667896
Just carry on talking about your suicide attempts. That'll get her in the mood.
Game over OP. A girl with trust issues isn't gunna send nudes on a whim, she's gunna take time to crack, let's go fap somewhere else
>>735667896
If you want to seal the impression of you being unstable and needy, do this again.
>>735668290
Fucking lol.
>>735665600
OP you never did this one
>>735663080
You're such a faggot, why even have a dubs thread if you won't man up
>>735667845
ReRell
>>735663950
Seems like you don't know the point of having fun on /b/ it is all about being stupid. You're not gonna get quality responses to a 15 year old girl that can't spell "barely"
>>735667400
This now
ok guys any suggestions/?
>>735668837
you ignored >>735668099
also wtf OP ur fucked up
>>735668837
for real tho, why havent we fucked yet?
>>735668837
Yeah how about you stop spending your time talking to a stupid Slut who can't even spell "barely" and go actually kill yourself instead of telling her your pathetic emo life story
Pls give me the fuck on my peepee
>>735668837
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SELF MUTILATION INSTEAD OF THE GOLD THAT DUBS AND TRIPS HAVE GIVEN YOU COMPLETE FAGGOT?
"Sorry about my weird responses. I sometimes say crazy shit when I'm really horny."
MY DICK IS SO GREEEEEEEEN MY LASERTAG IS SO ORANGGEEEEEEE AND HARAMBE IS MY DADDY BECAUSE I AM STUCK IN 2015 LIKE AN FAGGO
go on....
>>735669640
i would suck your nose like it's a straw
>>735669640
Aww. Well I like you :)
If she hates herself simple. Basically worship her and tell her amazing things about her and she'll eat it up so hard
>>735669640
How about something a little Risqué?
Fuck, I just remembered, I'm gay. See you next year.
>>735669854
Rerolling for this.
>>735669640
why are you smiling if you hate yourself silly
>>735669640
At least she's not a liar
>>735669810
this
You look like a sexy harambe
>>735669854
roll pray for god pls give me dubs i will give u my virginty
Everyone type in the chat Alex is a stupid nigger.
>>735669640
>How about something a little Risqué?
^this
>>735669886
roll
Ayyyyyyyylmao
>>735669956
come dubs
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger yeah
>>735668837
Dude you live I west Jordan like Utah?
You are actually adorable, I'm jerking the gerkin right now
>>735666666
I have a pair of West Jordan's too.
Pair of nigger shoes if you ask me
>>735669986
here u go
>>735669640
>How about something a little Risqué?
>>735669964
reroll
>>735670190
here
>>735670190
this
wasting dubs
use me as you want. I'm into most things and have a few toys, if you wanna use them. Im strait acting and looking until were in bed, then im a submissive whore. My ass is shaven and cleaned out and ready for fun.
Can I eat your ass?
How about something a little Risqué?
>>735670113
That was scripted. Rip
Jerking my giant massive hugh mungus 1/2 incher to this.
>>735670026
I live in South salt lake by the way
>>735670347
this
risque enough?
>>735669810
This, dubs
>>735670558
jesus christ. I cant anymore. I give up on this faggot.
>>735670558
the nice guy tactic.
/b/ros, this is the way you get nudes long term instead of short term>>735670558
>>735670558
"i'd love if it you sent over an painting of your breasticles of the digital immortalised variety, in the form of a selfie"
Fuck this is the cringiest shit I've seen in months. Thanks OP
>>735670773
>An painting
Almost as bad as this bitch and her barley
ok /b/ what next comon dont give up on me
Hey, yeah you probably picked up on this, but do you wanna do something?
i only date girls who cut
>>735670991
be hularrious
Nudes plz
This thread needs screen capped and to end up on a cringe thread in the future.
>I can barley make it through this thread.
Send Nudes
>>735671072
YOU CUNT.
WE KEEP GETTING DUBS THAT YOU IGNORE.
FUCK.
YOU.
CUNT.
Want a dickpic?
>>735671171
name 3
>>735662583
Post it fag
>>735671166
Checkem
>>735671072
ask her if you went too far,
if she says no, then reply with "we can trade"
>>735671166
Winrar
Say how seeing her turns you on (act shy of you must) and makes you feel alive because she's so sexy. Make her wanna give you that alive feeling while Also making her feel better about herself
send as is:
i cant help but notice that you mispelled the word "barely" about an hour ago, just wanted to let you know :3
>>735671072
Hey OP earlyer you said you live in West Jordan. Is it the west Jordan in Utah because I Live really close to there in South salt lake
Chanboiz4lyfe
Your probs fat anyway
Beautiful eyes
uhhhh
>>735671301
this
Soooo... Wanna watch me try to suck myself off?
>>735671643
Damn OP hitting a dead end. At least for this Convo. Still open to keep trying though
>>735671664
you do realize he sent most of those right? if not all you retard
>>735671798
No he didn't. OP is a complete cringe faggot.
Op delivered more then most of the fake asses on here!!
>>735671741
because he went down pitty street, unless that girl is a complete wet bag, he was never going to get pitty nudes
>>735671643
Rip chances
>>735671798
I love you mr black leather hat man
>>735671908
nah fuck off, i've seen people burn through their tinder/bumble matches for pure /b/ jokes
>>735672006
some sure, but most pretend to be female post dubs/tripps for nudes and leave...
what am i doing /b/?
>>735671231
what the fuck is this
>>735672350
You printed out the picture she sent you, taped it to a teddy bear with a hole in the ass and are hate-fucking it right now.
>>735672350
Already tried to help several times. On your own. By the way it's probs never happening
>>735672350
send selfie and just say "chillin"
>>735672505
rrrrrroooollllllllllllllllll
>>735672505
This.
>>735672350
Say
"I'm contemplating killing myself"
>>735672350
>believable
oh boy... the burn is real...
Send a dick pic
hitler did nothing wrong
OP pussies out of "send nudes
>>735672350
ask her if she's ever send nudes before
>>735662583
Mods can we get an underage ban for OP here
Consorting my coven of jews on 4chan
>>735672647
Re roll for this
>>735672559
ikr, confidence.. this guy has the confidence of a naked mole rat
>>735672589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbcc8x7j1Lg
>>735672745
Reroll
Considering joining Kurdish forces in Syria for fighting Isis.
In fact, I'd already be gone if I had something of worth to sell for the journey.
>>735672350
You are going to send HER a nude
>>735672822
Yes, coven of jews
>>735672350
Can you fucking stop with the :3 you cringe little faggot
>>735672350
Holy shit dude... you're so young. Just fucking go for it. In one month you'll laugh hard as fuck about this
>>735672877
Can i eat your ass?
good nuff /b/?
>>735672350
send noots
>>735672822
>>735672877
daaayyyyym double dubs, OP Must delivar
you're from utah aren't you op
Send the dick pic OP
send dick pic op her and her friend can enjoy it and then bam both of them show titties
>>735672985
op here and yes jeez get over it
>>735672946
No, of course not
>>735672946
>>735672350
just give her a bunch of compliments and then threaten to kill yourself if you dont get nudes
>>735673034
thatll work for sure!!!
call them hot or sexy and ask for more selfies
Can we have a civil discussion about fidget spinners?
>>735666962
fucking roll
Probably the best bait thread I've seen in a while
>>735673074
sounds like a good plan to me...
>>735672946
tell her to look up 4chan and find this thread
just go for it dude, trust your gut, just keep us updated
man i miss texting like this. being an adult sucks dick tbh
>>735672946
read
>>735673074
>>735673042
What's your address? I'll come chill
>>735672350
Holy shit just went to the toilet and saw this monster. Wanna see it up close and personal :3
>>735673152
They spin. They're fun. They're somewhat customizable. Feels nice. That is all
OP is such a fucking pussy. Send her a dick pic to regain some manhood.
do u lik faygo
new thread time
if this gets dubs send pic of you with your neck scrunched up
OP you're such a dumb nigger just fucking send dick pics you obviously dont see these 2 in person bitch fucking send it
>>735673229
Kek rolling
>>735673229
Rolling
>>735662583
tell them that you want to rape them
>>735670558
>tehe :3
I hate this damn rabbit getting fucked
>>735673229
this this this
>>735669008
Make sure it's with this picture
>>735673098
this
>>735673433
Fuccin winrar
Rolling for dick pic to be sent.
"Fuck it, i got nothing to lose, wanna meet up somewhere? just the two of us"
>>735673229
ROlleringo
>>735673152
Absolutely fucking not, you should be ashamed for asking.