What is the best mixed drink and why is it the white russian?

You'll grow up some day.

>>735632330
>>735632330
>>735632330
>>735632330
omg this I used to be a white Russian fag till a hair sprouted from my balls and told me to drink jack and coke

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>>735632330
>this

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>>735632496
jack n' coke

drink of inbred southerners everywhere. jack daniels is fucking high school drinker garbage.

nigga plz

2oz Kahlua
2oz Vodka
2oz whole milk
Shake with ice
Pour all into big glass with ice

>>735632711
gtfo samefag

>>735632905
half & half sir

>>735632167
>drinking alcohol
good goy, let the addiction take over and allow the substance to rot your brain. it's completely normal, everyone does it!

>>735632167
Because The Big Lewboski exists

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>>735632167
Tequila sunrises are nice desu

>>735632905
I use half and half in mine.

I also use coffee ice cubes and a half shot of flor de Cana rum.

Good shit.

>>735633028
some of us have self control anon.

>>735632167
So you've seen the Big Lebowski and think drinking White Russians is cool. Tell us more about how you're a poseur

>>735632167
Best mixed drink is mixing scotch and frozen water... Everything else is for women or faggots.

>>735633251
What's it like being such a pussy?

>>735632859
You can judge people until you're blue in the face. There's people in the south who have never drank jack and there's people up north who love it. Alcohol is for retards anyway, might as well admit it.

>>735632167
just drink your booze straight and warm, from the bottle.

>>735633408
saw it in theater in 98

>>735632167
Jameson with bitter lemon you milk drinking turd

>>735633479
Why water down good scotch? Does your giant gaping vagina prevent you from drinking it straight?

Campari and Fernet= the Ferrari. best mixed drink

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tea

>>735632905
Get out with the milk. Black Russian all day.

>>735633606
This. Every sip will make you feel alive.

>>735633666
Scotch and Soda is a nice drink though.

>>735633479
Is frozen water like that ice stuff?

>>735633636
You've been a poseur for almost 20 years. Congratulations

what do yall know about scotch

>>735633386
keyword being some

>>735633885
I like the part in the movie when they put Brandt in the wheelchair and set him on fire

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>>735632167
Can't beat a negroni, son.

>>735633716
We're talking about white Russians

>>735633666
Because Scotch neat is not a cocktail dumbass.

>>735632167
Because you are a hipster faggot.

>>735632167
Your favorite drink looks like horse semen. Does it taste like horse semen too?

>>735633288
How overweight are yiu?

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>>735633885
so anyone who likes a drink creted in the mid sixties and happens to be featured in a popular movie is a poser? then you're a poser fro liking jack daniels cause john belushi drank it in animal house. if you like martini's then you're a poser because james bond drank them. if you drink bourbon then you're a poser because it was drink of choice for jack torrance in the shining. if you like scotch you must be a ron burgandy wannabe. you must be a poser for liking old fashions because they featured prominently in mad men.


fuck right off with that nonsense son.

>>735633408
Some of us have been drinking them long before Big Lebowski. We're not all young fags. I love drinking them around the campfire when camping.

>>735634254
Neither is Scotch and water double dumbass

>>735632167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htry1NnwEk4

>>735632711
>bourbon
Drink scotch you limp dick faggot

White russian? is it such a thing like a black Russian?
what are we doing here, naming obvious stuff? my turn.

black american

>>735632167
gin and tonic

or citrus juice

>>735632167
Fucking milk and coffee liqueur?

Yeah, I remember when my mommy stopped letting me have the tit too.

> 2017
> not drinking good scotch, neat
Why do we even let you even live?

>>735633019
Too thick. I prefer a local dairy's whole milk. delicious and not near as fatty. I've heard of folks using SKIM milk. Crazy.

>>735634757
you have to have enough fat content to keep the milk from curdling. using skim is a great way to get sick as fuck.

>>735634522
I'll be honest I like the cut of your jib. Just guessing based on your responses... I bet you would be the kind of guy I'd like to sit down and have a drink with, whatever that drink may be.

>>735634516
I'm not a woman so I don't drink cocktails.

>>735634754
Scotch is disgusting. Yeah, I have a ten year old Isle of Jura in the cabinet for "Real" men guests such as yourself.

>>735634963
Lol,

Gin and tonic, scotch and soda, martini, manhattan, there is a lot of nuance to a good cocktail and if you only drink booze straight you may be more of an alcoholic than a "man"

>>735632167
>white russian
also known as
>fat ass in a glass

>>735635230
Because of the fat content I do find them harder to get drunk off of.

>>735634254
Of course it is. Cocktail doesn't necessarily mean a mixed drink. It originally meant something in a cocktail glass.

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>>735635197
no he's just massively trying to overcompensate in an unintentionally hilarious attempt to be manly not realizing that real men aren't concerned about what other people think about their drink of choice.

>>735634516
James Bond drank a Vesper. Not a traditional Martini

>>735632905
2cl kahlua
4cl votka
put these on a glass that is filled with ice

8Cl milk goes in to the shaker with one ice, shake it till you can't hear the ice.
pour it in the glass

>>735635597
depends whether you're talking about film or novels

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That feel when Americans can't into russian classic namely «Moskva-Petushki»

>>735635430
Lol, no it originally meant a spirit combined with a mixer. The glass was named after the cocktail not the other way around.

The whole idea came from prohibition when people would make shitty alcohol that tasted awful due to their inexperience (bathtub gin etc.). In order to make this swill palletable they mixed it with vermouth and other "mixers" and the cocktail was born.

So technically, historically and no matter the vessel, alcohol neat would never be considered a cocktail.

>>735635197
You don't make top shelf alcohol into mix drinks. Why you drinking that cheap shit?

>>735635811
it's alright. we can live without it as long as we get all the other first world goods your NATO sanctions deprive you of.

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>>735632167

>>735635904
we use mid shelf.

>>735632167
>6
just drink it plain faggot

>>735632859
>posts a dealwithit gif
>says nigga plz
Fuck off summerfag.

>>735632167

Moscow Mule!

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>>73563340
First time I saw Big Lebowski I hated it, same thing w/ Fear and Loathing.

Now I love both. I thought Fight Club was awesome but now I hate it.

I loved Sleepy Hollow (member that?) than I hated it but now I kind of like it around the Holidays.

>>735635895
Lol.. it's a bit older than Prohibition....l

>>735636223
>>735632167
found some faggot ass cunts here,

>>735635441
Or laughing at how you unintentionally reveal that you can't afford good alcohol. You don't mix good booze with fucking milk and fruit juice and shit. Also mixing cocktails is for alcoholics and women

>>735634108

>>735636019
my nigga

>>735633606

in a paper bag, amirite?

>>735633867

No, its....n o t ....

>>735636346
one of my cars is worth more than the house you live in so...... ya

>>735635810
If he was drinking a traditional Martini he wouldn't have had to tell the waiter "Shaken not stirred" It would have been stirred as you don't shake a Martini. Ian Fleming heard a naval officer order the drink during the war.

Best mixed drink is whiskey and water after a bit of ice melts.

>>735634631

black american = semen sucked direct from the horse

>>735636245
The idea of mixing drinks...sure. the term "Cocktail"... Nope

>>735635958
Lol. Sorry, bro, but Chinese good as available for us as for you. Wait! You really though that these goods is produced in USA?

>>735636356
Hello fellow gin lover. Very rare to find you

>>735632167
Straight scotch and a good cigar.

>>735632167
It's the gin and tonic you sad excuse for a man.


You want to drink alcohol and your mixer of choice is what children and babies drink. What's #2 on your list, the Appletini?

>>735635958
Also, «Moskva-Petushki» is book. You even do not know classics.

>>735636460
My diamond studded cock ring is worth more than your car and house put together, so...ya

>>735636695
>massive alcoholic
>was
>never touched vodka
>Gin was my clear

>>735636294

triggered, just because we don't agree with your neckbeard basement dwelling fatass? FOAD cocksucker

>>735632167
Somebody recommend something with lemoncello.
Drinking it straight but I'm.up for suggestions

>>735636836
ah. Any vodka drinks i get gin instead, has more flavour

>>735636808
the difference is i actually have a car worth more than your house

>>735636695
What about juniper appeals you you guys?

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>>735636651
I don't think so

>>735636894
Lemonade or some fizzy water, or both

>>735632167
Put short glass into a freezer.
Leave till ice cold.
1 oz of kahlua.
1 oz of tia maria.
2 oz of vodka.
2 oz of milk.
Put in glass.
Stir with mans cock and drink.
Continue being a faggot.

>>735636949
Ohhh damn the smell of ice cold beefeater is almost better then drinking it

>>735637036
Its a distinct taste that very few people like. But the people who like the taste its something that is so diverse when it comes to cocktails.

In a negroni or in soda water/ tonic it always compliments its mix.

I like Caesars with gin and martinis with gin rather than vodka

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>>735632167

>>735637432
Oh shit Beefeater is my choice. a fuckin classic

French martini
2 shots of vodka
Splash of chamborde (raspberry liquor)
About a shot of pineapple juice, give or take to taste
Shake with ice, serve without ice.

It will get you FUCKED up and you wont believe how awesome it tastes for a drink thats almost entirely alcohol.

>>735637036
The smell is heavenly and it goes really well together with any citrus really or something bitter, like tonic

>>735636950

Okay, Internet Rich Guy.

>>735637529
indeed, its THE gin

all the others are merely imitations or to expensive for me

Vanilla rum and coke. Or a fifth of mango rum mixed with those margarita buckets from the store

>>735633694
Looks like pretty good tea in a shitty Styrofoam cup

>>735637529
Not the same guy, but I have a 1.75L bottle in my freezer waiting for some tonic and lime.

>>735637447
Thanks for the insight anon.I never could get past the juniper taste, like blowing a goddamn Christmas tree.

well you convinced me to go pour a drink

because the big lebowski was a cult classic and you just want to fit in

>>735637741
The best, man.
>>735637770
Nice, happy drinkin
>>735637863
Try a Tom Collins, the simple syrup sweetens it and its like magical lemonade. with a nip

>>735637951
fit in with who lol? didn't realize their was a white russian "in crowd"

>>735632167
Laphraoig 10yo with small amount of spring water (no ice you fucking plebian fuckers)

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>>735633508
Agree, but you're in the wrong thread.

>>735632167

I'll take a whiskey, neat. Thanks anyways anon. You'll understand once you finish puberty.

>>735632167

any type of whiskey and sprite.. going to have Crown Royal and Sprite tonight

>>735638072

>i drink my whiskey straight
Aint nothin wrong with that

>it makes me manly
If you have to tell strangers on the internet how drinking straight alcohol makes you a man, you probably arent a man.

>>735637593
That's not a martini..that's mostly a Greyhound. Vodka and grapefruit juice.

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>>735633019
>sir
Just suck him off faggot

8doller box of wine mixed with a bit of water in a futile attempt to calm my acid reflux
Degenerate4lyf

>>735638314
>in a futile attempt to calm my acid reflux

bananas tho

Boilermaker. Not technically a mixed drink, but the working man's cocktail, nonetheless.

>>735638072
>>735638067
A little amount of spring water (not tap water) brings out the flavors more than neat.
>Stop trying so hard

>>735638257

No. Its a french martini. That is what it is. Dont take my word for it though, look it up.

>>735638246

Same fag here. Yea, I would think the same thing but it's true though. I don't think I've met anyone who orders a white Russian or some fruity cocktail that wasn't a complete faggot.

>>735638529

I'm not a connosuer, relax. I just prefer it neat. Why are YOU trying so hard?

>>735636950
Sure thing, Tai. Now go back to your garage and read some more books.

>>735638703
I know. They call what ever sells a Martini. Vodka Martini...what an abortion.

Still that's a Greyhound

>>735632167
It's not. It's scotch. And more scotch.

Get that ice cube away from my fucking glass.

>>735638734
>met n e 1 who orderd sum fruity cocktail is a fgt

You know three people.

>>735638831
>I say "neat"

Might aswell say "shaken not stirred" you pretentious tryhard faggot. I bet you call other men "sir"
Fukkken neck yourself cuntttttttt

>>735638914
i'm actually evaluating my stocks. my microsoft shares finally paid off these last few months and doubled my money. looking to siphon off some profits into other companies. you know, shit you don't know anything about.

Glenlivet on the rocks, faggot.

Although I do really like white russians. I prefer them without the Kailua or vodka personally.

>>735638734

It depends on the situation though. A white russian is like a desert drink. You dont get them at a bar, you have it after eating a phat ass dinner and youre just relaxing. A cocktail is something you have if youre having drinks somewhere more upscale or if your out with your girl. When i go out with friends to hit bars, i just get jameson and coke, because its my go to drink. If i want to drink my whisky straight, im not going to get it at the bar, ill just bring a flask and save my money cuz im a cheap jew fuck with things like that.

I dont get the whole whiskey and ice thing though. It tastes like watered down ass. Just drink it straight or have a mixed drink, like fuck.

>>735639075

Alrighty anon. Apparently I hit a nerve, I'm sorry I insulted your fruity drinks. You wipe away the tears now and go back to sipping on your seabreaze

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>>735639119

>>735638942

Wtf are you talking about? How the fuck does a french martini (vodka + chamborde + pineapple juice) relate at all to (vodka + grapejuice)? They arnt even remotely close dude. Like how are you even making a connection there? Because they have vodka and juice as ingredients?

You are slipping from being simply disagreeable to being fucking retarded.

>>735639312
Nah man it isn't that. It's that you think anyone in the entire world who drinks alcohol + something else must be a faggot. It's fucking retarded. I don't drink cocktails but if I see a dude drinking a daiquiri on vacation, I think that guy might be on fucking vacation. You'll stop being 19 in a few years, just wait.

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ITT pretentious neckbeards.
IRL you fags poor half a "bud light" into a red cup and simultaneously pass out, spew and piss yourselves

>mfw

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>>735639266
Indubitably. Why, the sugar cane plantation I purchased started paying dividends this quarter as well. I have half a mind to invest in some drilling projects in The Orient, but I'm quite interested in textiles at the moment. Let's raise a glass to imperialism, pip pip!

>>735639431
>I'm upset

>>735632167
Just have a sac of goon and you'll be right

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>>735639304

>white russian
>with no vodka or kahluha

So.. just milk then?

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London fog. Gin for the win.

>>735639919
Classy my friend. Cheers

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>>735639824
AYYY LMAO
/thread

>>735632167
Because I'm wrong.

>>735639919
I prefer The North Face.

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>>735634534
*Drive the bear into the den*
You will get it, if you take a sip from a full mug of beer and add vodka. Then again, until you get a full glass of vodka.
*Drive the bear out of the den*
It will be successful if you do the same operation but start it with a full glass of vodka.

>>735632167

>white russian

Trump, is that you?

>>735639649
Could be the main ingredients. Order a French Martini and don't be surprised with what you get.

1/2 ounce Bailey's, 1/2 ounce Jameson dropped into 1/2 pint Guinness. It's a good breakfast.

>>735640337
No, it's me...Hillary

>>735639649
French martinis are God tier but hard as fuck to find

>>735632167
Scotch neat is the best drink, anything else is stupid.

>>735640704
Bait/10

>>735634425

I'm a disgusting fat body of pvt pyle like proportions.

5'6" and 245 pounds.

The booze is the only thing that dulls the pain of being me.

>>735636950
Jokes on you. I live with my mom.

>>735640475

Nigger youre being fucking retarded now. THOSE ARE THE INGREDIENTS. There isnt another way to make it. It has 3 ingredients, thats it. Its not even an uncommon drink, just because youre ignorant doesnt mean it doesnt exist. I have ordered it multiple times, and every time its the same mixture of those 3 ingredients without fail. Every bartender ever knows how to make it. Again, dont take my word - fucking look it up. Or idk, dont, and just keep spouting your retardation everywhere.

>hurrrdur if you order a jack+coke dont be surprised if they put cat piss in it

Thats how dumb you sound right now.

>>735640682

What do you mean hard to find? In what way? Ive legit never been to any bar or even restaurant where liquor is served and they didnt know how to make a french martini. And thats what i have any time im having a cocktail with dinner.

Dirty martini with gin all Day, no vodkafags

>>735640682
>"god tier"

I hope you hate yourself

>>735641424
This guy gets it

>>735641424
You're not bond, stop trying to be bond.

>>735641583
Suck his cock faggot

>>735641654
I will

>>735641586
Shaken not stirred, you md2020 nigger

>>735641424
>>735641583
>>735641751
>>735641764
Samecunt
You're not even James Bond

>>735640562
Half pint, don't pretend to be Irish you little faggot

>>735641922
Vlad, Gordon's, calico jack, md2020, and old e nigger is triggered

>>735633606
Bring a prize. This man deserves it.

Can't believe no one has said mojito yet, especially if you live in the Southern US this time of year.

>>735642039
>rambling shit
You're still not bond

>>735632167
Best mixed drink is scotch and ice

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"hey anon, can you make me a washington apple?"

>>735642235
I'm not on foodstamps either, such as yourself

>>735632167
>>>735632167
>Can't beat a negroni, son.
This, old fashioned and dry Martin

>>735642306
STFU bitch, we all know you only drink Red Bull and Vodka.

>>735642167

Good stuff. Its very easy to fuck up though apparently, idk ive only had it twice. First time was so fucking delicious, couldnt get enough. The next time was absolutely disgusting, the dude made it sour and your face turned red and puckered from trying to drink it. I made the bartender taste it and remake it and he fucked it up again so yeah i dont feel confident spending 10$ for that experience again.

>>735632167
I don't mess with all that fancy shit anymore.
Just throw some diluted everclear in your coffee.
Extra cream for the faggots.

>>735634963
You know how I know you're a redneck who fucks their cousin?

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>>735642378
>food stamps
I knew you were an American, its usually a fat neckbeard yank that's a pretentious faggot in alcohol threads

Kekekekek

>>735642306
ID pls

>>735642671
Got me good, but how was I being pretentious? By calling you a nigger? Did I hurt your feelings?

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Mint julep son

>>735642409
Definitely agree on being easy to fuck up. If I ordered three and the bartender fucked up two and made the last one good, I'd probably still tip the bastard because that's a tough drink to get right. The one I'm drinking right now is okay, but a little heavy on the simple syrup. Still good enough for me.

>>735642803
That #blm really making them sensitive.

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>>735632167

STRAIGHT RYE

ROOM TEMPERATURE

OVERPROOF

>>735642803
>how was I being pretentious?
You're martini gay shit.

Why would "nigger" hurt my feelings you stupid amerifat? I'll spell it out for you, I'm. Not. American.

>>735632167
Milk with oreos.

>>735643131
>martini gay shit
2 ingredients that don't make your mouth smell vile
Sorry you have to drink swamp water 3rd world trash.

>>735643376
>ingredients
Wut? You're a confirmed retard
>3rd world
Try again fat boy

>>735643131
>>735643525
That wasn't me, I'm more curious as to what you think nigger means? Also it's 3 (4) ingredients in a dirty martini

>>735643131
>you're martini gay shit
Not knowing the English language confirmed

>>735643525
a martini has 2 ingredients
>nig mind

>>735643705
>damage control
I just think you're being pretentious fat boi.
>on 4chan
>pretending you're sophisticated
Pick 1

>>735643850
I said dirty martini so its 4 and a regular has 3 dumbass

>>735643836
>>735643850
Samefag kys
You drink a bitches drink neckbeard

>>735643945
You're the one being pretentious and arrogant topkek sir autism, how's it feel to be nothing more than a tax cut, even to your parents

>>735644049
Sorry we don't all drink cum straight from the horse

>>735644056
>sir
You after some cock faggot?

>>735643945
>on 4chan
>pretending you're sophisticated
this nigga trigga'd
kek

>>735644147
Yeah yours faggot

>>735644119
I'm sure you do, after all you do drink martinis, lol you girls pretend you're in sex in the city?

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>>735644049
idiot

>>735644203
>nigga
Edgy teen confirmed

>>735644262
Boi what do you drink?

>>735644295
>effort

>>735644352
Beer, bourbon even wine but I'm not gay enough to order a martini kek

>>735644383
not even google effort bitch.
>paint>paste>crop>save

>>735644477
never been to a martini bar?

>>735632167
Damn good question.

>>735644507
>proving I'm SLAYING two fags at once

>>735644119
*hose

>>735644477
What natty light, cheap bourbon, and boxed wine? You afraid of good gin?

>>735644581
Nah, do you and your boyfriend enjoy them?

>>735644477
>assuming martinis are sweet drinks

You're thinking of a cosmopolitan faggot

>>735644676
No, horse

>>735644763
>natty light
What's that? Some American shit?

>>735632905
Replace milk with melted vanilla ice cream...

>>735644872
Yeah for poorfags like you, you probably drink fruity broke people shit like md2020

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the Esther Rantzen

>>735644802
Still gay as fuck
Bond could BARELY pull it off

>>735644778
couldn't say as i don't have a boyfreind but i can tell you that women like them and i like women. stop trying to be ron swanson for ten minutes and try being a normal human being. it will works wonders on your life.

>>735644914
>still naming American grog

Stupid yank

>>735644925
>implying alcohol is different from one drink to the next.

>>735645006
Martinis are for girls

>>735636849
no, like, anybody that likes that drink, either of them, are gay

>>735644985
I've never met a chick that likes martinis, I've hardly met anyone that has, I'm the only person so far in my friends group

>>735645069
Never met a chick that likes them

>>735644985
Had to look up "Ron Swanson"
I don't watch the American version of the office, its geared up for retard Americans KEK

>>735645092
are you drunken college kids or something? do you live in a redneck town where people wear overalls. do you not own at least three suits?

>>735632167
>CTRL F
> No whiskey sour
ok

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>>735645069
>Martinis are for girls
ok
thanks for your unsolicited opinion.

>>735645286
No, what're you retarded or something, you posh faggot

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alcoholic reporting in:

>>735645215
I meant "parks and recreation" I get that an the office (us) mixed up, both predictable retard humor, dumb enough to have a laugh track

>>735633251
They're disgusting they just look nice.
>>735632167
Just had one, the dude abides
>>735632496
Might as well just mix vodka with soda

>>735642836
My current prefered method of ingesting bourbon when piddling around the yard, watering plants, pulling weeds and such. Damned refreshing.

While prepping the garden this year I found the local Blowes hardware store had three varieties of mint for sale. Needless to say my garden has three varieties of mint now as well.

>>735645717
You know you just contradicted yourself right?

>>735645489
I worked in a distillery.
All vodka is this watered down.
Don't waste your money on expensive vodka.
Run this through a water filter and add evian if you want a $200 bottle experience.
That is literally what they do in a distillery.

>>735634108
i could smell this when I scrolled past the pic.. good times

>>735646064
I didn't, but explain yourself

>>735636241
How can you hate fight club?

>>735646290
agreed. even my 62 year old father loves fight club.

>>735632167
>>735632330
Well, that's just like your opinion man.

>>735646416
the entire concept is retarded.
Mental illness that culminates into doing .... nothing.
Great story.

>>735632167
Mixed drinks are for girls and twenty-somethings trying to look more mature than they are.

Fucking daffodils.

>>735632496
It's all about the martini. Get your shit together kiddo.

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>>735646140
i'll need to give that a try

>drink neat
>with ice
>substitute for most vodka based drinks
>economical
>numbs pain of being a man
>strips paint
>purifys precious bodily fluids

>>735644925
> assuming you're drinking them for the style
Faggot

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>>735646857
>wine redpill
Sweet tasting wine is Kool-Aid too if you want to ruin your wife's night.
Cellar intern here.
The cheap companies dump this in just before bottling.