why aren't you bi?
>>735630601
Because I'm not a faggot.
Because I'm not sexually attracted to dudes.
>>735630708
>>735630718
Why not?
>>735630601
why are you bi?
holly shit millennials are so fucking self absorbed retards
>>735630708
/thread
>>735630799
I'm heterosexual. If you're gay, that fine by me. Can you accept I'm not gay?
>>735630853
>millennials
People have been bisexual since people have existed. Actually, most people.
>>735630920
That didn't answer the question. I am asking for a reason you aren't bisexual.
>>735630970
>most people
Hint: This is a lie.
>>735631070
Hint: you're wrong.
>>735630799
I wasn't born that way / I didn't develop that way.
>>735631115
Hint: Nope.
>>735631138
Why not?
>>735630970
yeah, but millennials have to make such a big fuzz about it
>"Oh look at me! i just found out about sexuality and i'm too stupid to figure it out"
>>735631186
Hint: Yep.
>>735631187
Why are you an autist?
>>735630970
>>735631115
Are you actually autistic?
>>735631239
I'm not. Are you?
>>735630601
Being bi is a form of a Jew pill. Kill yourself
>>735631258
I'm artistic but not autistic.
>>735631258
Hint: Yep
>>735631284
>Being bi is a form of a Jew pill.
People actually believe this?
>>735631187
>i'm not gay
>why not?
>I'm hetero
>that doesn't answer the question, why not?
I don't judge you for being gay, it's your life. But, by God you're stupid as shit.
>>735631366
Why do you think that?
>>735631417
Why do you ask questions?
>>735631355
Retards do.
>>735630601
Because women are beautiful and men are ugly and functional. Duh.
>>735631468
Why do you ask this question?
>>735631488
So you think you are ugly?
>>735631355
Truth hurts doesn't it faggy
>>735631511
Why do you ask this question?
>>735631563
Why do you ask this?
>>735631366
Right!
I hate it when people who are supposed to be tolerant try to force gayness on you. If I respect your sexual preferences, why can't you respect mine?
>>735630601
I am
>>735631595
Why do you ask?
>>735631599
Because nobody exists that is "straight" or "gay".
Everyone is somewhere in the middle. Everyone is bisexual.
>>735631650
Why do you?
>>735631366
That's pretty true
>>735631683
Let me guess, special ed?
I am
>4chan users thinking they're not faggots
>>735631754
Let me guess, too dumb to understand?
The arguments in this thread are shit
>>735631683
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>735631683
I'm only ever attracted to guys when they look like girls, and I have no desire to seek out such guys.
Here's a (You), OP. Have a nice day, and good luck going through puberty.
>>735631716
Why do?
>>735631802
No.
>>735631805
>I'm only ever attracted to guys when
Everything that follows doesn't matter. You are bisexual, because of these words. End of story.
>>735631908
Then bisexual has no meaning. By that reasoning I'm computer-sexual because I like porn.
>>735631716
>>735631650
>>735631595
>>735631563
Jesus Christ, that's the most braindead argument I have ever seen, that's the thinking level of children
I just don't care where people choose to put their dick into, but please don't be a pain in the ass talking just about your bi/homosexuality
>>735630601
Mods, we found the 12 year old!
God this thread is trash. Listen gays, bis, if you can't respect a man for being straight, how the fuck can you expect people to respect YOUR sexual preferences? There are straight people, there are gay people, and there are bi people. This is a known fact that not everyone in the world is bi. To me the thought of fucking a guy or getting fucked by a guy is repulsive. For you stupid people out there, ITS OKAY TO BE STRAIGHT
>>735632057
>asking for justification makes you a child
Failure at the game of life right here.
Cause I'm not a faggot. Next question.
>>735632025
I've located the retard
>>735632057
I agree
>>735632317
The next question from OP will be
>why not?
>>735632025
Technically, you are.
But everyone is bisexual because nobody is 100% homo or 100% hetero
if you were 100% hetero, you couldn't masturbate, i.e. give a man a handjob and let him cum on your belly
>>735632349
Why do you think that?
>>735632317
Why aren't you a faggot?
>>735632421
Then bisexual has no meaning and it is a pointless label.
>>735631780
>/thread
>>735632455
because he doesn't have a mental disorder
>>735632499
The only "label" that should exist for humans is "sexual".
>>735632551
Why doesn't he have a mental disorder?
>>735630601
Why aren't you uni?
>>735630601
I'm /b/
Because I'm not a fucking faggot lover
>>735632560
That's retarded.
>>735630799
>>735630970
>>735631018
>>735631187
>>735631261
>>735631313
>>735631355
>>735631417
>>735631482
>>735631511
>>735631595
>>735631683
>>735631716
>>735631833
>>735632287
>>735632421
>>735632455
Why the fuck do you space your shit out so much?
>>735632527
>>735632560
You post too fast, I can't keep up
>>735632587
>>735632644
Why do you think that?
>>735632685
Why?
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>>735632685
Whoever you are, please die. What happened to you during childhood to make you want to become a massive dickhead?
>>735632743
Then why don't I find right arousing at all? Why do I find it repulsive instead?
>>735630601
I'm only attracted to castrated dogs, OP. Please don't oppress me.
>>735632791
>not answering a simple question about why sexual labels need to exist if everyone is the same thing
>>735632869
Hint: because we aren't the same thing
>>735632831
>repulsive
That's because you're repressed.
I used to feel "disgust" and whatnot to such images, but that's because I was hiding my actual feelings under a guise that society brainwashed me to have, to cover the tracks of legitimate attraction.
I hope you grow out of it and realize that you're bi.
>>735632869
I actually can't stand the thought of fucking a man
Not everyone is bi
Listen everyone, this is a troll thread, whoever this dude is, he says everyone is bi to piss people off, if you want to spare yourself, ABORT THREAD
>>735633016
>that's because you're repressed
Why do you think that?
>thinking that you aren't bisexual
Good luck with that, tiger.
>>735633016
Gtfo you sexuality-shaming asswipe
>>735633156
Because homosexual feelings are natural and normal, for everyone.
My name jeff
>>735633217
Why do you think that?
This is why some people hate gays. They do this shit, trying to force it down other peoples throats. Literally if they aren't bi, they aren't fucking bi. When they give you a logical answer such as "I don't like men", you can't just respond with "Why not?" Sick of seeing this shit.
>>735633277
Because it's proven by science.
>>735633379
Why do you think that?
>>735633237
>>735633369
>get Shrekt
>>735633414
Because I think science is usually right about most things.
>>735633501
Why do you think that?
>>735633535
Will you just shut up and suck my huge cock?
>>735633567
Why do you say that?
>>735631620
>>735630601 (OP)
Me too.
>>735633156
>>735633277
>>735633414
>>735633535
Haha, this guy giving faggot OP a taste of his own medicine.
>>735633414
Listen, I agree these "everyone is bi" shit is annoying, but can you not act like a fucking 7 year old? Just post Spider-Man, man
>>735633610
Because I want you to. For science.
>>735632869
I hope you get fucking raped while also watching your adolescent sister and your invalid mother get brutally raped and murdered, you unbelievable piece of shit. Cut your own throat on livestream so we can all laugh and be thankful that a worthless piece of shit doesn't steal our air and resources anymore.
>>735631683
You're on the right track. Everyone is a little bit more gay or less gay than the others. Nobody is 100% gay or straight. You can be close but never completely. It means that you don't have to want to fuck a dude but you can still find them attractive. Like seeing an animal, you can admire it for its beauty but not want to fuck it
>>735633683
Why do you want that?
>>735633815
Because it's sexy.
>>735633806
>recognizing something/someone as attractive means you're bisexual
Holy fucking shit you're too fucking stupid to be real. Kill yourself.
>>735633970
Why do you think that?
>>735632499
Exactly. They're just more open/comfortable with their sexuality
>>735633734
>being this mad
>>735634020
Because I think you're hot.
Please post your ass and feet.
>>735634094
>le epical troll face meme xD
I'd kill you if you were in front of me.
>>735634130
>>735634070
Why do you think that?
>>735634161
>I'd kill you if you were in front of me.
Fuck this thread, stupid ass fags can't see past their realm of belief.
Seriously, people think the gay agenda exists because of people like op.
>>735633987
Hey buddy, you just blow in from stupid town?
>>735634308
>implying a gay agenda would be a bad thing if it were real
Oh no! We're all going to start sucking each other's cocks and having a good time!
Fuck you, who cares. It's not like anything bad could actually come of it.
>>735634398
>/thread
>>735634398
Why do you think that?
Let a faggot suck your dick then beat dogshit out of them. Never feel such rush
>>735634457
Because it makes sense, where as bigotry does not.
>>735633987
I said its a scale you fucking retard. Different people are more gay than others.
>recognizing something/someone as attractive means you're bisexual
Welcome to being human fucking idiot. That's exactly what qualifies you as being straight or gay. The fact that you're still breathing amazes me
>>735634542
Why do you think that?
>>735631827
For why?
>>735634168
lol.
>he thinks liking men is normal
not even women like men, men are repulsive to all sexes. sure some people are brainwashed into thinking otherwise
but it's a fact that girls are attractive, men are everything that is unattractive
so being repulsed by men is normal
being repulsed by some women is normal
liking men is abnormal
and not liking women is also abnormal
tl;dr OP is a faggot and i only responded to this post bcus of what a hilarious and long set of posts before it
I fuck and suck other guys, I'm straight though.
Why not have a few bros with benefits?
>>735634643
But why?
>>735634311
>>735634546
>pathetic faggot is too retarded to even competently pretend to push an agenda
Wash your mouth out with buckshot. You're so beneath me it's not even funny anymore.
>>735634707
Why do you think that?
>>735634707
>I fuck and suck other guys
Okay, cool.
>I'm straight though.
See pic related.
>>735630601
Because I'm a Cis Neutron Bomb..
>>735634670
>men are repulsive to all sexes
If that were true we'd be extinct, retard.
>>735634908
Why do you think that?
>>735634908
cocks aren't repulsive, sucking cock doesn't make you gay or bi, it's just sex fun, like basketball or playing pool.
>>735630601
I only just figured out im bi today actually. I still feel a bit of a repulsion to gay porn but the things i fantasize about while I masterbate are enough to make me sure that one day im gonna take some dick
If you prefer the same sex or even want the same sex at all, you should be exterminated. God and the Bible said it, that's good enough for me. There's no biological reason for justification for it, you're just fucking degenerates.
>>735634816
Suck off the barrel for me first and get it lubed you fucking punk
>>735635071
Do you enjoy the smell of pubes, pheromones, and dirty boxers?
>>735635071
Why do you think that?
>>735635131
>God and the Bible said it, that's good enough for me.
God doesn't exist and the Bible is a joke.
End your life.
>>735635166
Why do you ask that?
>>735635218
Why do you think that?
>>735635143
>being this mad
Thanks for admitting that you're just a pathetic underage brat. Now shut your immature mouth, give mommy back her laptop, and get in bed, you sad sack of worthless shit. Maybe if you cry out all your disappointment you'll amount to something useful like a janitor or a plumber eventually, but I wouldn't hold my breath.
>>735634816
>unable to understand what was written
"Hurr durrr fucking retard kill yourself" Read a book sometime
>>735635218
Tip harder, my pseudo-intellectual sheep friend.
>>735635278
>pulling something out of my ass makes it true guise
Hang yourself. And kill your family too for good measure, I'm sure it would be a blessing to free them from the shameful existence of knowing they're related to you.
>>735635278
Why do you say that?
>>735635316
>sheep
Being a Christian is the perfect example of a sheep. Fucking end it, bro.
>>735635406
Why do you think that?
>>735635385
I'd like to pull something out of your ass, cowboy
>>735635406
It's true, Jesus even insulted the stupidity of his followers by calling them sheep, and they thought it was a compliment.
What a bunch of fucking mindless retards, lol.
>>735635406
>I'm too smart for religion, Richard Dawkins said so
Hahahahahaha
>>735634908
>If that were true we'd be extinct, retard.
>implying you need to be attracted to someone in order to mate with them
if that were the case we wouldn't have any indians on earth!
>>735635265
>being this triggered
>cant handle bantz
Weeew lad lmao
>>735635178
bcos he's a brainwashed faggot
or is trying to convert shitposters on /b towards his delusions of faggotry in an attempt to overthrow and destroy the values and society america spent so long building
>>735630601
Why haven't you accepted Jesus as your personal savior, OP?
>>735635385
Jerk me off while im hanging atleast i can say I came and went in this world
>>735635599
>I'm too dumb to think for myself, and my ancient sky daddy says that's just fine, I'll "think" for you and tell you what to do, you can be my slave...
>>735630601
>>735635677
Because that's a bad joke.
>>735635774
Why do you think that?
>>735635707
>I read a book by a pseudo-intellectual that said God isn't real and now I bleat it as fact like a pathetic, driveling sheep
Are you proud of how worthless and inferior you are? I don't normally tout myself as better than others, but I'm absolutely better than a creature like you.
>>735635807
Are you bi?
>>735634855
That's a stellarator ffs
>>735635892
No, I'm not a disgusting degenerate abortion of faith. Are you?
>>735635951
I'm straight too Bro, I like boi pussy though
>>735635807
I didn't have to read a book written by anyone to doubt god's existence.
I simply thought for myself. You should try it sometime.
>>735636276
You're lost, and I'll pray for you.
>>735636466
thanks fam