Ask a bored Marine anything.

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>>735624280
do you think gal gadot is actually a cow irl?
and do you think she grazes on grass when no one watches?

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Fuck you boot

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>im a mareen guise!

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>>735624280
whats your opinion on lolis?

>>735624398
I don't see why not. I mean, that's pretty decent evidence you have there.

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>>735624280
<-- facecam of op

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mexican army fag here:
do you have to polish that ugly yellow boots?

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Crayons or Glue?

>>735624697
Yes. Blue crayons don't taste like blueberry, which is bullshit.

>>735624695
Yea, we always polish our boots so they can get fucked up when we do field training.

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>>735625014

>>735624280
marin, wer iz ur dressbluz

Watch this video
https://youtu.be/1Kj-DHNntAk

>>735624280
MOS?

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>>735625308
no, COD: MW

>>735625308
6154

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>>735625455

>>735625455
ayy army 91B here

>>735624280
are you bored? are you a marine? are any questions off limits?

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>>735625545

>>735625562
You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you? Fuck it, you wait here.

How many crayons come in your MREs?

>>735625545
What type of vehicles you work on mainly?

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>>735624280

>>735625661
Depends, chili mac gives you about 4, but meatball gives you 6.

>>735625821
Does your ass feel violated when you go near a SEAL?

>>735625821
My chili mac only came with skittles. No crayons for army fags.

>>735624280
How many goat fuckers have you killed

>>735625950
No, it's not like I'm gonna read his book anyway.

>>735624280
How does all that squid dick taste?

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>>735624280
What will you trade for your crayons, boot?

>>735626073
It's funny that you say that, I'm with squids right now, and they are all a bunch of bitches.

>>735626107
Sure as shit ain't trading for Bates Lites

>>735624280
Out of all guys who join Marines, what % would you say actually is sent to middle east and ever is in engagements or whatever. Do most of you just get sent to bullshit random corners of the world with nothing going on?

>>735624280
Rank?
MOS?
Enlisted or Reserve?
Base Location?
Last name of you direct CO?

>>735626300
>Not wearing Bates Lites for PT

The fuck are you on about, faggot?

Why didn't you join the Air Force? ASFAB not high enough to get a decent Job?? Just fucking with yah.

>>Being a Crypto Linguist kinda sucks IMO

They're all on ships and boats and they probably are the goats, oooooh there are no airborne rangers in the marine corps

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>>735624280
Boot, can you identify this flavour?

>>735626395
Depends on whats happening in the world. Also depends on where your duty station is and all that. Some go to the Middle East, some go to Japan.

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>>735625821
Why did you choose the shittiest branch with the shittiest equipment?
>INB4 "the weapon is only as good as the person carrying it" a chimp carrying an AK would be as effective if not more-so than a Muhrinetard.
Also, how is it knowing that you are only able to be of service to your country by being an ASFAB waiver having bullet sponge for the branches that go in and win the wars?

>>735626537
We usually just do green on green. If we do a beach assault, then fuck yea I'm wearing my lites.

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>>735624280
Op

Shut up boot

>>735626573
In all fairness, I was looking into the Navy first.

>>735626606
Delicious.

>>735625014
How do you polish felt coated leather

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How many crayons can you eat, and how good are you at flying a desk?

>>735624280
youre a fuckin boot arent you?

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>>735626606
>>735626886

How long would this typical MRE last you, Boot?

>>735626888
thats the joke

>>735626946
All of them.

Says the chairforce.

>>735627143
Pencils do last a bit longer. I'd say about 20 minutes.

Did mountain warfare with a bunch marines. You guys suck fucking dick. Do our country a favor and disband. Kys.

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Fucking POG

>>735627441
That's a double bagger, one bag for her head and one for your's in case her's falls off. That's some nice lookin' trim though.

>>735624280
WHEN AND WHY DID YOU JOIN ?

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Haha at you guys calling me a boot

>>735624280
what the fuck is the crayon thing people are talking about

>>735624280
Fucking bitch ass POG. What unit? OIF USMC vet here 0311.

>>735627441
Vidya to go along with this? Women in the army are useless but for sucking dick (and apparently eating puss too)

>>735624280
Have u heard of, seen, and/or killed any giants in the middle east??

>>735628089
that faggot needs to get a decent haircut

What is your favorite flavor of crayola?

>>735625781
just dont lead em so much

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Faggot.

>>735628089
go fucking haze yourself boot

>>735628178
shut up and bring me my pizza , pizza boi

>>735628266
Can confirm, use discretion. I caught a mean case of chlamydia from a barracks rat awhile back. Still itches, but damn she could suck your dick so good it would flatten your forehead.

>>735628375
You mad im a salty pfc?

>>735624280
Why the fuck are you out of regs, Marine? Fix your shit.

>>735628089
Beat your face until I get tired, fuckin bundle of sticks.

>>735629193
>Boot
>overseas ribbion with star, and korean ribbion
pick one

>>735629395
Okay 2 year "cpl"

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>>735624280
Should i fix pic related?

I saw a Marine in the sidecar of a motorcycle today, was that you OP?

>>735625455
Joins Marines to be a mechanic.

BOOT!

>>735627284
My man

How many spare blousing bands do you have?

Do you prefer:

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment

or

Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Expected

>>735629402
> pfc
B O O T
O
O
T

>>735624280
What's your opinion on these developments?

http://us.mil.army/marines-restructure

>>735626681
I think not. Here's a video to prove my point. The Chimp doesn't hit any body from less than 10 feet away.
https://youtu.be/K4AjohOZhzk

>>735630060
I'm not in the military anymore (former sailor) but I've been following this development. Hope it works out.

>>735628089
HAHA you fuckin boot

Feet?

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Post of you as a pfc and tell me you were this salty
hint. you cant

>>735626606
Where was that picture taken? Looks like a place I know.

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>>735624280
Lol hi

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>>735630941
> pfc
> salty
ok

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>>735624280
I've got a golden ticket

>>735624280
are you at the yukon lodge in wainwright alberta