Anyone know any good, painless suicide methods other than the

post a bigger version of the pic before i kill you myself, asshole

Any access to sleeping pills?

>>735613411
>Attempt suicide with container at Walmart
>Follow instructions from info graphic
>Bitch out halfway
>High pitched crying

have u thought about maybe just not killing yourself ist the best way?

>>735613411
Whats wrong with the exit bag, OP?

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>>735613647
Could probably get access. I've heard it fails more often than not?
>>735613559

>>735613897

>>735614010
Have struggled to gain access to the actual helium tbh

go to a shooting range and get a 9mm handgun or put neck on tracks in front of moving train for a guillotine exit

>>735613411
You can generally get hunting guns in the UK. Not as easily as the US, and you'll get jailed for shooting a home invader while he's raping your family's corpses since it'd be deemed a disproportionate use of force, and that it wasn't worth taking that poor person's life over, since his victims were already dead regardless of how they died, and that the proper response is to politely ask him to please lock the door on his way out after he's finished with the corpses, then to go lock yourself in the bathroom until it's all over.

But if you're just going to shoot yourself, then hey no problem!

>>735613411
Go to Switzerland and get a doctor to prescribe a lethal drug for assisted suicide. They allow foreigners to commit assisted suicide. You'd have to save enough cash to get there though.

>>735614358
Do they have shooting ranges in London?
>>735614455
Aren't hunting guns really difficult to get a liscence for? And not that effective at killing oneself?
>>735614889
How much cash are we talking?

>>735615201
Yes.

Just apply for one to go hunting. Look up other requirements. Effectiveness depends on the gun and ammo used. Get a gun for the intention of deer hunting (deer stalking).

No idea about cost. You'd have to look that one up. I'm too lazy to Google it for you.

>>735613411
if you can work out the math in the hanging its supposed to snap ur neck resulting in supposed instant death, but I've never done it so cant confirm

>>735613411
My friends cousin drank a bottle of antifreeze.... apparently it tastes sweet and is painless.

I would say take 20 benedryl and start drinking then fall asleep face down

>>735615777
When in doubt, use more rope. Might decapitate you, but what do you care, you'll be dead.

>>735613411
dont do it anon

>>735613411
i will never get why people discuss scuicide like its normal,even in here..

>>735616960
Literally why.
I'm so tired and want to stop.

>>735617978
Sorry let me rephrase

>I know it would be totally crazy, but I like, want to totally kill myself. Omg would that be bad?

>>735617978
Because if you do it with people IRL, they will fuck up your plans.

>>735613411
Most helium tanks have 20% oxygen to prevent this type of shit. Nitrous oxide is the way to go now.

>>735618204
Or plain nitrogen.That works too.

>>735618167
you dont get me, what i mean is why do people talk about it like its an everyday thing. but whatever

>>735618424
Sure thing.
Pro tip: if you want to go out with a bang leave the stove on when you kill yourself.

>>735614012
it fails because balloon time puts enough oxygen in their helium that it cant kill you after they realized what people were using it for

>>735618435
>why do people talk about it like its an everyday thing
Why not? It's just another thing people do.

>>735613411
Maybe just don't do it?

>>735618944
That's not helpful at all.

>>735619063
not the one you responded to, but tell us why are you doing it, you are an anon you dont have anything to lose in telling us why.

Hmmm, I like the idea of switzerland but i think you have to have some kind of illness

>>735613411
been checkin up on thia topic, apperantly you can chug an entire bottle of bleachumusti autismus

>>735619246
I'm not OP, and I'm not planning on killing myself soon. But I've had back pain since 2003. It gets worse and worse every year. Today, for instance, I didn't go to work because it hurts to move (walk, get dressed, you name it). Orthopedic surgeon says my back is fucked. My pain specialist isn't really helping much these days.

I am interested in this thread because I want to be prepared for that day when I throw out my back and the intense pain doesn't end.

>>735619605
well im not as good as a doctor, but are you overweight ? if so then that may be the problem. i have back pain too sometimes and im just 18 but it goes away when i rest.

>>735619605
>My pain specialist isn't really helping much these days.
In my experience those people are useless. They exist to get people to stop taking narcotic pain medication regardless of necessity and efficacy of alternatives. They make life harder on people who are genuinely suffering.

The best way to kill yourself is to just keep living. It's terrible.

deadly nightshade aka atropa belladonna, fast, painless (heard it tastes terrible so mbe pour some sugar over it) idk about the berrys themselves but the seeds or young plants are easy to come by, so maybe youll need some patience but its painless and its easy if youre to pussy to jump off a building or some shit

>>735620356
Truth

>>735620084
>well im not as good as a doctor, but are you overweight?
I am now (6', 220) since I don't do anything anymore, but I actually used to be skinny (like 150 lbs). Rest doesn't necessarily help me. Narcotics help a little, but that's about it. I've been getting injections quarterly for years and that doesn't even do much anymore.

>if so then that may be the problem
Hint: if you want to troll people with back problems IRL, just tell them they need to change their diet. Morons I work with say that shit to me all the time... even back when I wasn't a fat fuck. That and/or recommend acupuncture or some other bullshit.

>>735618204
Shit really?

>>735620778
Not trolling, but have you tried medical marijuana if it's legal where you are? For some folks it does a lot to help back pain.

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>>735620824
Yes really. Was a little pissed when I read the text on the side of my tank.

>>735620778
hmm,why dont you try some traditional medicine or shit like that, you never know maybe it will work. its better than suffering or worse suicide.

>>735621285
No can do; I'm in the military.

Will be retiring early next year, though.

>>735621448
>its better than suffering or worse suicide.
Do you actually think suicide is worse than suffering?

>>735621448
99.999% of "traditional" or "alternative" medicine is nothing but placebo. And placebo is temporary and doesn't treat the underlying conditions of any ailment.

>>735621798
See the bottom of the post anon was replying to.

>>735621537
Well try it when you do retire. Either it'll help, or it'll just make you high. Hope it helps though.

>>735621643
yes i do, well for me, my goal in life is to live as long as possible since its the purpose of our existance and im an optimistic person.

> get long rope
> tie to tree
> tie to neck
> get in car
> accelerate hard
> win

>>735622021
to see as much from this world as possible before dieing and stepping into an endless void.

>>735622021
>im an optimistic person
I'd love to see how you handle years of significant physical pain with that optimism.

>>735622067
>> get long and strong rope

>>735613411
Dedicate your life to smoking more weed then anybody ever has before (when you retire) You probably won't want to kill yourself during that time. If that sounds like a bad plan, why? staying alive and being 20% there all the time is a hell of a lot better to people around you then if you off yourself, be legit about it and tell skeptics why you are doing what you do.

>>735622283
you are not the first one to have back problems and not the last one, people lived with greater pains their whole lifes why cant you.

>>735622700
I got some long and strong rope for you playboi

>>735622896
op is not the one with the back problems.

>>735622896
Not thread OP, but yeah, I'm currently holding out for retirement and I'll see if I can improve my situation somehow.

>>735623115
godddd damn it alright sry i'm out.
>read the thread b4 post kiddos

just go buy some drugs and have fun dude

>>735623155
Good luck brother. It sounds iffy and it isn't for me but I have seen it do wonders for people.