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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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holy shit
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Come on gimme some fine imported booty
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Woah
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>>735596492
Needs a clean bandaid
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>>735596492
im not sure if i even care about getting one anymore
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>>735596492
lordy, lordy, bless me with poon
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Lel try
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>>735596492
IWANTTOBELIEVE
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i need a qt3.14
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CAN I HAZ A WOMANZ
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I have no gf goodnight
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Sure, why not. Hoping for Irish cutie with braces
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I call bullshit
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praying
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Sure OP
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i reply having just broke up and feel kinda lonely :(
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hope
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Mon name is Tymok Babroski and I live in North Korea on the street Bingbankhok. The house number is 5. Send a gf there ASAP plez.
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>>735596492
plz
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>>735596492
wow!
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>>735596492
Good luck.
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Please let her be Japanese
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Well that would be convenient since my wife just went out of town.
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>>735597133
dubs of the 33rd degree, your desire will manifest
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>>735596492
yes plis
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pls
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Lit
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>>735596492
B E T
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>>735596492
I'll bite
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thenks OP
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holy CRAP
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stale pasta
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>>735596492
Sounds implausible.
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save me
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>>735596492
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C U C K
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>>735596492
tis it true
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>>735596492
Answer me or your a faggot OP who doesn't have any talent than copy paste
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Can't hurt to try right?
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Sure
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>>735596492
pls
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>>735596492
Please
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Why not, sounds fun
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>>735596492
sigh
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Thanks
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please also not black
white or asian please
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>>735598111
checked
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>>735596492

without constant reassurance i will die and i'm sexually attracted to fire
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This is 100% real
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Hell why not
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>>735596492
I don't want one tho
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y-yeah op haha no way would I reply to such obvious bait ha-ha ha
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>>735596492
Noice
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>>735596492
rolls
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If this works I will
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>>735596492
man, I just want to fall for someone and not be sad about it for once
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>>735596492
gimme
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>>735596492
h e l p m e
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>>735596492
count me in
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>>735596492
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Yeah i would really need that right now
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gimme
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This doesnt work right guys....
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I'll have one!!
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-rep
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>>735596492
dont lie to me op
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If SHE texts me tomorrow then I'll believe this shit.
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b0ss plzzzzz
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>>735596492
ok
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>>735596492
lel
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pls
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plz
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Bout time
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doubt it
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Bring it
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I want to believe
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>>735596492
Ok. First time im replying to such thread.
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Pls gib qt Korean
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>>735596492
//Sight
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>>735596492
x
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I seriously doubt that's even possible
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haha, I doubt it
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ok
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>>735596492
Thanks man
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Try
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Why not
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>>735596492
As if
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>>735596492
Pls
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>>735596492
haha never going to happen
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>>735596492
what ever man just fuck my shit up
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WOAH
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l U l
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>>735596492
i need a female
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this gives me hope that I won't die alone tomorrow
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>>735596492
delusional
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>>735596492
Why not.
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cool
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>>735596492
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G
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naisu baitu
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>>735596492
Go fuck yourself loser faggot
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this is the third time i reply to this kind of thread
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You own me 3 girlfriends already!
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Good. Now someone can miss me when I kill myself.
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>>735601333
Holy trips my ass! Check em lads!
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>>735596492
Please. Just please.
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Let's hope for the miracle.
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>>735596492
Roll
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>>735596492

I am curious and replying to this thread. Should said girlfriend not be forthcoming by the end of play tomorrow I shall return to this site full of vengeful anger and strike you down OP. Surely OP will not be a faggot this time.
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Plzzz
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Can't believe how lucky i'm!!!
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Finally Woooo HOooo
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brah
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Yeah sure op...
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Ok
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ANY BOOTY IS GUD AT THIS STAGE GOD PLEASE
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>>735596492
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Ha
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>>735596492
I hope its my 2D waifu
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>>735596492
fuckerino
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>>735596492
SURE
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>>735596492
Wut
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Why thefuk am i replying
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oh boy
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>>735596492
IT WORKS
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Yes please
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>>735596492
lul
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>>735596492
desperitt
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Can't believe I'm so desperate I'm doing this...
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>>735596492
eeeeeeeeeee
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>>735596492
Sauce?
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>>735596492
oh shit
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>>735596492
meh
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>>735596492

I settle for just friend, let her be pretty
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This is bullshit
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ey shit
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>>735596492
i fucking better
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>>735596492
GIB
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>>735596492
pls give the suck
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>>735596492
Can't hurt to try
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Why not
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>>735596492
Is that a dude?
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I'm literally this desperate.
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I'm ready
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If it's not her then it doesn't matter to me
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>>735596492
Im almost there so I might as well try it
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>>735596492
Worth a shot
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Lmao
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Cant hurt
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Pls
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sure
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Help
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scored a date tonight with a hot bitch wish me luck bros
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>>735596492
cannot pass this up lmao
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>>735596492
It wont work
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Please.
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yeah ok
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Eris please grant me fortune.
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>>735596492
work
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>>735596492
fuk ya
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>>735596492
wow who is that grill, Im fucking in love with her.
Also, I already have a gf but send the one from OP's pic anyway plox.
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I'm pretty close so eh good luck wouldn't hurt
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bumperino
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pls want
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>>735596492
make it "in a month", i dont want one tomorrow.
im moving to another country.
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>>735596492
won't hurt to try, kek
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bet
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Please, she's wonderful.
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I have posted in threads like this so many time but still no gf

Im starting to suspect this is a scam
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what if i have a gf and still reply
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>>735596492
:DDDDDDDDDD
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Worth a shot
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oh boi! Finally I'm gonna get that sweet sweet pu$$
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>>735596492
tomorrow here, i will give you a gf
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we are all so fucking desperate
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fuck you
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>>735605015
let us know tomorrow if it turned out
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>>735596492
kek
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>>735596492
I don't believe you
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Sign me right the fuck up.
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IM DESPERATE THANKS MAN
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>>735596492
Ayee lmao
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Ah, what the hell

I'm lonely
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>>735596492
show me what you got
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Deadass
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ty
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>>735596492
I NEED SOOOOOOOMEBODY TO LOVE
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>>735596492
Oh yis
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Please god
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Pls
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what is we already have one
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>>735596492
what if i have more then one already? i dont and i dont think any of you fags have even touched a girl before but still, i wonder
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Please
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OH YES
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>>735596492
i didn't work before
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>>735596492
yoink
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Holy shit a girl just rang on my door numbers confirm
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plox
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doesnt hurt to try
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K
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checked and kek'd
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ye
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ok
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Sure
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Dobut, but worth a try
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>>735596492
I'm gonna be calling my lawyer if I dont
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>>735596492
but im gay
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Gib pussi boss
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its this easy bois, hope shes atleast an 8
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nvm
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Is it free?
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this is like facebook back when it began. people making lame status as this. "If you like, you will win the lottery within the next few days"
Guys.. please. This is a cancer thread don't let them live
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>>735596492

PLOXX !
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Not possible :) but there's always a chance
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>>735596492
If I'll reply twice, will I get a wife by the end of the week?
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ok
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>>735596492
etter e rue
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woa
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Damn i hope so
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>>735596492
hORY SHIT m8
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>>735596492
I realy hope this works!
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>>735596492
i just want her back
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>>735596492
fake and gay.

I always replied and I never got a gf.
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ROOOLL
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>>735596492
Sure.
What if OP doesnt deliver as usual?
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Nah, I prefer guys
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>>735596492
IM ALWAYS POSTING IN THIS THREAD &STILL NO GF WHAT IS WRONG
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>>735596492
yoyo
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>>735596492
it wont happen but thanks for the input op
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>>735596492
Heh
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if only
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>>735596492
PLS
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Yay
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Nothing to lose
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Ok
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Never works :(
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Won't happen
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>>735596492
K
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Sweet free girlfriend
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>>735607492
XD
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i only want the eartquakes to stop
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>>735596492
of course
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objetos perdidos
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>>735596492
OH BOY
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>>735596492
Why girl all beat up. i sad
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if dubs its my sister
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>>735596492
But what if people want a boyfriend or already have a girlfriend?
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>>735596492
can I get a better girlfriend please?
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>>735596492
Bump
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>>735596492
ik
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Reply to this post and you will NOT have a girlfriend by tomorrow. Do it. It is your only chance to be a wizard
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>>735596492
I'd rather another fuck buddy instead
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>>735596492
ok
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O RLY
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>>735596492
fuck off faggot
The only real way this works:
It would make you more likely to go out into the world expecting love.
It would make you more likely to ask a girl out on a date expecting it to be true.
You're a faggot and I understand psychology
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faggot ass nigga
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>>735596492
Danke
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Fuck it, I'm desperate
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op better deliver
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giv mig agnes
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