Juggalos and juggalettes. Check in. Alabama juggalo here.

>>735587603
faggot loser

Your state sucks and your favorite band also sucks.

>>735587603
Kys
>>735587711
Check

>>735587805
It's more than ICP. Faggot!

Degenerate faggot

Whoop whoop uk reporting in

>>735587603
Kys

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>>735588309
You too, have permission to suicide yourself sir

nothing good has come from psychopathic in so long man..

>>735588584
Is English even your first language?

>>735588640
Yes you faggot get off my board you degenerate ICP loving gas station employee

>>735587603
Why is he called hatchet man when he clearly has a cleaver?

>>735588755
Because faggalo's don't think so good

Are these fuckwits actually a real thing? I thought it was something from some mockumentary from the 90s.

People are so fucking retarded, it never fails to amaze.

>>735588706
Your insults are below par

>>735587603
I'm surprised you losers haven't overrun this board by now. It's been so cancerous for years... why haven't you made your move already? Just spam ICP every day and help kill this board already.

>>735588831
It's current year 4chan bruv.

seriously twiztid was way more talented. blaze had 2 good albums and icp fell into shit around 2005. their attempt at a second set of jokers cards is fucking sad man. should have stopped while they were ahead because this shit is just embarassing now. either that or maybe i just grew up

>>735588001

I understand it's more than ICP. It's douchebaggery and lots of chicks with syphilis, too.

>>735587603
I thought all juggalos lived in Alabama

>>735588913
Do you know any English?

So this is a white trash thread?

>>735587603
Juggalo from the 256 checking in

>>735589032
kek

>>735589043
is that supposed to be an insult or something. sorry im not going to put effort into my grammer on fucking /b/ you dumb cunt. if you wanna play grammer police then go to reddit they love that shit

>>735588913

When you were big into being a juggalo, did you notice anyone over 20 that didn't fall into these categories, drug dealer, pedo, escorting parent? No? Yeah, you grew up.

>>735589107
Go back to touching your kids and gtfo of /b/ Also I'm glad your bullshits shamed in public where I'm at. Your idols are a bunch of pussies and rapists btw

>>735588755

Look up the meaning behind "burying the hatchet". It's the contrary to that. The actual symol itself was designed after this crazy mailcarrier ICP knew back in the day. The cleaver is just a weapon to emphasize the state of psychopathic murder.

>>735589273
No you absolute faggot. It's in implication that I had no fucking clue what you were talking about. Do you know what grammar even is, you overly defensive retard?

What the fuck are "jokers cards"?

>>735589387
Did you really just try to justify the glaring error?

The cleaver is there because they're all retards, and they didn't know the difference, end of story.

>>735587603
ITT: Poor white trash virtually gather on their broken down lawn mowers in the trailer park.

>>735589396
A joker card is the "zero" in tarot cards. The Fool as it is known. In ICP mythology they are reflections of the subsconscious mind. They show how being a retard is a bad thing.

>>735587603
sdg

>>735589454

If you don't know that ICP are the ultimate trolls by this point then the joke is on you.

Stop being nigger

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I used to be a juggalo, Then i turned 15.

I still get really nostalgic and love to sing along ever once in a great long while.

Missouri by the way. Saw them in my hometown Springfield during the Hell's Pit tour.

>>735589396
fuck off m8 the 6 "jokers cards" were icps line of albums and they were supposed to be done after the 6 one came out. then they made it a 2 part. now there doing a second set with like 3 different versions of art with the same gay songs. your in a juggalo thread and you dont even know anything basic about this shit. so fuck off.

>>735589548
Sorry for not being American and having almost no exposure to such faggotry.
We don't generally have to deal with such pathetically childish nonsense where I come from, so please excuse my ignorance.

>>735589730
You're on 4chan nigger. ICP just do that shit IRL. Don't be a hypocrite

>>735589730
>chavs
>gypsies
>pakis
>poles

k

>>735589695
I'm trying to learn about them, retard, I'm curious about what the fuck would be the appeal about this bullshit. Americans can be fucking weird as fuck and the retardation fascinates me.

>>735589816
Refer to this post

>>735589495

My guess is that you're a non college educated white male that is really low income... you live in the Midwest and the place you live is shit... I bet you have cavity riddled molars and eat a lot of welfare food

>>735589806
Sorry, I didn't realise "not American" meant "English" automatically.

I've never seen a chav, gyppo, paki or pole put fucking makeup on and prance around like a faggot.

>>735588001
Nope, you juggalos are just a bunch of needy faggots. Everyone knows that when you see that hatchetfag around someones neck they are retarded.

I have never met an intelligent juggalo, all of they are exactly the same.

>>735589882
Well you're English.
I knew that from the get-go, and I was right. Sucks to suck doesn't it?

Enjoy watching your woman getting fucked by Muhammads

>>735589879
Bachelor's in CS, management, and IT. Middle class income, grew up poor though yes. East coast USA, white, pretty good diet nowadays, teeth are, well so so

>>735589975
Canadian actually, but what ever faglord.

>>735587711
Haha

>>735590045

Canadian? So many juggalos are Canadian. ICP originated in Michigan. They tour Canada too.

>>735590045
Nah, you got fucked. You subconsciously admitted it

>I've never seen a chav, gyppo, paki or pole put fucking makeup on and prance around like a faggot.

If it didn't apply to you, you wouldn't have addressed it.
Fucked hard.

>>735587603
we found the demographic worse than niggers

>>735589950
The girls are fucking sluts too. They'll fuck anyone with ICP gear its pathetic.

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>>735590045
>>735589882

>>735589981
So you're educated and live in a place that has some shit to do and you have cash to do it yet you still like this shitty music and theatrics? It's weird dude... please don't listen to it in front of people and hide everything you have of them...

All juggalos are dirty fags that steal shit and make a scene for no reason. Looking up to their faglords violent bj and faggy 2 dope. All juggalos can die right now and no one would be affected negatively.

>>735590113
You do realise people move around a lot, yeah? Most people outside America have these fucking things called passports, and a lot of people are even in relationships and have family members from actual different countries.

Jesus fucking Christ you people are dumb as fuck.

>>735590168

You're weird dude. You're on a website about little anime girls, scat porn, trap porn, racism etc etc.

I don't like country music but understand why some people do. You just don't have an open mind.

>>735590045
Everyone I know hates Canadians. Even more than mexicans. At least mexicans got good food and work hard. Every online game you can spot a canadian in 2 seconds. You're just a bunch of useless, annoying, smug, faggots. God I hate being your neighbor.

>>735590217
Yes we are dumb as fuck, we are the ones who if we travel 7 miles we are in a different country and we have to carry our little book with us that says who we are and we need to get an interpreter bc you fucks can't get on the same page when it comes to a language...


>I speak several languages


Who gives a fuck? If your continent would get its shit together you wouldn't have to

>>735590217
>You do realise people move around a lot, yeah?>>735589882
>Sorry, I didn't realise "not American" meant "English" automatically.

>english
not
>from england
Admitted you were English but somehow you're not because you don't currently live there.
and you say
>Jesus fucking Christ you people are dumb as fuck.
Wew lad. If you weren't so defensive in the first place you wouldn't have addressed my original point here >>735589806

Just.. annihilated so hard.

>>735590330
So r u dumbass

So I was talking to this girl Jenny, we went out on a date and she seemed alright but I could just tell something was wrong with her but I couldn't pinpoint it. Ignore and go with the flow. After drinks and food at the bar I take her back to my place and we start to make out and take each other's clothes off. Seems alright. Then I see it. The fucking juggalo symbol on her ankle. Ugh. Immediately vomit and it gets on her. She was mad at first but she eventually wanted to clean up and keep going, the dirty whore. Nope. Leave my house clown cunt.

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>>735590217

>>735590442
That may be so, but I have a job, education, I'm fit, have a social belonging, real family and friends and so on and so forth.

Not sure what constitutes not being a dumbass.

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>>735587603
I have a juggalette fetish caused by experience. Once when I was downtown there was one of their little convention meeting dealios going on outside of a music festival, and there were a couple girls outside topless with the facepaint and a sign that said "will fuck for gas money."

I struck up a convo with the third girl, the one who wasn't being an openly whorish whore and seemed kind of embarrassed by her friends.

Turned out their friendgroup was stranded because some guy's car broke down. Ended up giving 3 chicks and 2 dudes a ride back to the suburbs in my shitty Saturn S1, the drive home they all had headphone share going on except the quiet one I had talked to earlier, riding shotgun with me. The girls were rapping along to their headphones, which was fucking annoying, but were still topless, which was nice. One was pretty okay 7/10, the other was fat but had big tits. The third girl was like 6 or so, mousy looking and flat chested but a decent ass, which is sort of my type. I struck up a convo with her and pretended to care about how her parents were part of the inane society (idk what she meant), ended up offering to take her to a bar. Dropped her friends off at one of their houses, ended up fucking her in the waffle house parking lot down the road.

I'm no stud, but something about their retarded lack of inhibitions made me feel like I could be inhibited, because I wouldn't look as dumb as them regardless, yno? Stuck with me.

So anyway, post juggalette sluts pls. Basically the only way to save your shit thread anyway. Not them btw, just the first google result. I expect better from you lot.

>>735590217
>people move around a lot, yeah?
chav detected
literally no one but an essex fag ends a question with a yeah? yeah?

>>735590330
It's about that shit to you bc that's the shit you participate in on these boards... I don't look at that shit bc it doesn't interest me... what interests me is a grown person liking the ICP people and their juggalo gang or whatever... so when a faggot says that he's a juggalo and starts a thread defending it, I wanted to see it being defended... so far it hasn't successfully been defended and my opinion is more or less confirmed that juggalos are fuckin retarded

>>735590556
U have all these things yet u listen to icp? anon ur a strange feller

>>735589273
>im not going to put effort into my grammer
If you need to "put effort" into writing correctly, you have bigger issues than just your shit taste in music.

>>735590428
Again, I didn't admit I was English. I said I was Canadian.

Annihilated on 4chan, yeah, that's sure possible.

>>735590633
I literally prove that wrong, yeah?
Fucking hell.

I got my answers anyway, why are people juggalos? Retardation confirmed, as suspected. Thanks faggots.

>>735590656

You seem generalize too much. I would argue that yes most people who identify as a juggalo are in fact retarded, poor, and weird.

As far as defending the appeal, you try defending why you like going on this board to a normie.

I like ICP and the juggalo culture because its fun.

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>>735590865
wow it's summer.
that was literally the shittiest bait i had and im half asleep.

can't people just like what they like? Can't we all just get along? :'(

>>735588831
I don't think he was insulting him, probably just stating random facts

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>>735590995

>>735589695
Seriously, did you fail 2nd grade?

>>735590888
>try defending going on this board to a normie...


You got me on that one.... I now understand that people can truly like the juggalo thing now...

>>735590865
I believed u until u said >fucking hell
Only a red coated limey bastard would talk like that

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>>735587603

Has science figured out the magic of magnets yet?

>>735587603
https://youtu.be/rqEwX9Orp7M

>>735587603
https://youtu.be/_-agl0pOQfs

>>735591187
Not sure if sarcasm.

My point is that it's fucking weird. It takes a bit of loosening up to like it. At first I thought it was just trash music. After going to some shows and exploring the music more, learning about the cool mythology and philosophies that people were into I finally understood it.

It's like a cult kind of honestly lol

Then again, so are all religions, cultures, followings, and other systematic things.

>>735587603
https://youtu.be/7zwT-547Y80

>>735587603

Did magnets cause you to jump forward in time, friend? It's not 2003 anymore and juggalos are no longer a thing, I'm afraid.

>>735587603
https://youtu.be/-yt7UOyl8eM

>>735591416

Juggalos were never suppose to be a trend anyways. That ws one point of the appeal. To be in a group of outsiders.

>>735590366
Literally no one hates Canadians. Their fucking stereotype is ultra-niceness.

This is fucking weird, all the juggalo bitches I've met have herpes, not kidding.

>>735591481

Note that once in a group you're not longer an outsider.

>>735591357
Ye a cult of dumbasses who dress up like it's halloween and have a shit taste in music

>>735590833
no edgelord i just dont care, takes extra time for no reason at all. point gets across just fine and im not op im not defending this faggetry.

>>735587603
Funny how SJWs have infiltrated ICP culture. Now instead of hot sluts shaking their tits on stage you get sea cows who refuse to get naked because its "muh body".

You guys were always shit tier but at least you had some decent sluts. Now you have nothing. Juggalo bullshit will soon die.

>>735591642
Which is the point.

A place for the rejects to go. Like this board

>>735591642
They're not outsiders they just want to belong just like emos and and all the rest of the so called individuals who belong to a collective

>>735590579
I too have a weird fascination with them. Don't like the music or even care but it's like a sociological experiment gone wrong.

>>735591870

Fair enough. How are magnets treating you these days?

>>735591696
Sorry you don't like killer clowns throwing soda at you while rapping at the 5th grade level about the occult.

>>735591931
Just fine thanks for asking my man

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>>735591110
no i sucked my teacher off for an A. but hey at least i wont die a fat virgin like you xD

I also live in al and often I ponder why do so many of you clown ass losers live down here where is icp even from

>>735591722
We acknowledged that about this place Clown faggots are still disillusioned about that. If you think they are an ok thing then consider the fact that rape is not a word in their vocab. And they see children as adults. ICP is a pedo farm dude. It ain't just the meth that fucks then over

>>735591993

I like it when I fail to rustle jimmies. Have a good one, Juggalown.

>>735592125

You can't grammar or spell

>>735591705
Congratulations on proving my point.

>>735592186
U2 anon

>>735592095
Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi.

>>735592258
How will I ever recover.

>>735589032
You misspelled Michigan

>>735592437
Go back to school you juggaloser

>>735592433
Mississippi State motto: at least we're not Louisiana

https://youtu.be/61La5iXdvq0

the newest ICP song everyone

>>735592565
kek

>>735592551
Where did I say I was a fan? That shits for edgy teens. But good try tho work on your aim.

>>735587603
Fuck ICP, buy my CD

>>735592780

You're a literal tard. hahahaha

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>>735592275
omg you really showed me didnt you i bet that feels good doesnt it

>>735592781
This nigga on that grind trying sell his mix tape to any nigga who willin to buy

>>735592685
To be fair, It's not awful.

>>735592685


https://youtu.be/61La5iXdvq0

>>735592845
Just doing what I can.

Fuck jaugahoes
MNE up in dis bitch. Twiztid is the real wiket shit

>>735592984
how can i be more like you anon your so cool

>>735593072
You can start by learning the difference between your and you're.

Serious question: do juggalos still exist?

I live on the Ohio-Michigan border and 10 years ago they were fucking everywhere. In spite of all the hate, it was usually good times from them when they were around. Nowadays you don't even see Hatchetmen on cars or anything. They say newbies don't really go to the Gathering much any more, it's mostly seasoned veterans.

>>735593132
maybe i should learn to care more like you andf your self your your your
fagget

>>735593132
What a fuckin Savage this nigga got no chill at all

>>735593268
>your self
yourself

>>735593203

Most old school juggalos have families now and repping the hatchetman gets you in trouble a lot.

I'm 25 and whenever I where a hatchetman in public I'm almost always stopped by the police. It's a real hassle.

>>735587603
Don't make Alabama look worse than it already is.

>>735593355
thats the point snowflake

https://youtu.be/foOxrhlxQys

>>735593049
This
Twiztid is better

>>735593449
>thats
that's

>>735593524

This is 4chan nigger. They only know magnets. You can't even bring Twiztid into this thread.

>>735593494
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4QtokETDSiQ

>>735593551
your doin an great job

>>735593598
i did at the top already anon. twiztid is in another league than icp though

>>735587603
It's funny that even /b/ is to full of fucking Normans to realize that juggalos are fucking awesome. I applaud you juggalos of the world, keep it wicked my dudes!

>>735593623
What is this edgy shit?
It's even worse than ICP. It's like ICP meets an emo band

>>735587603
Juggalos should be executed on sight

>>735593707
They put icp to shame.

>>735593740
That's the real wiket shit ninja

>>735593791
>>735593707
What's a good twiztid song to give them a try?

ICP acts like hood rats but their headquarters and studio are located in a middle class white suburban neighborhood.

>>735593876

Garbage music. You guys really need some Jpop and avantegard in your library

>>735588918
dont forget genital warts and babies with soft skulls.

>>735593955

You must be under 20 years old. No business wants to be in the ghetto lol

I am well over 20 yrs old and what does that have to do with anything?

Are you guys required to labor at Taco Bell for two years like the Israeli military? It's always a hatchet tattoo shitting in my quesadillas when I order food there. Why?

>>735594196
You're a pretty retarded 22 year old

>>735591416
Lol silly nignog, juggalos are and will be around for a long time, there is so Much movement in the juggalo world right now as we speak, ever evolving, seemingly dead, not in a casket but a cacoon, hiding from prying eyes, becoming what we became... but that's ok, ignore us please, if you would be so kind, burry us alive.

>>735593943
https://youtu.be/pWSYJS1jzqM?list=PLQUCxDej6xa8ZSTXsMHAPn_OBTvS3p8cj

Psychopathic Records, 32575 Folsom Rd, Farmington Hills, MI 48336

>>735591713
Never ever die, as long as at least one true juggalo exists, then the fights not over yet.

>>735594357
the lyrics of this shit are pretty based

>>735594307

Yes, Yes. This ninja knows. After the march chaos will be unleashed. ICP and Twiztid fighting will create a chain reaction and the energy will fly into the chaos sphere.

Even our lord kek is involved int he juggalo world atm

RED FRED RED FRED

Year of the Sword!

>>735594497
lol wtf are you on about haha twiztid left man

>>735592125
Nigga, I don't think you can brain real good

>>735594485
there is alot start with the green book pretty good album

>>735594560

You are retarded my dude. I even mentioned how twiztid leaving is involved in making the juggalo world greater.

>>735594497
>march
Wtf is this march that I've seen mentioned?

>>735587603
You're a fucking faggot.

>>735594689

RED FRED RED FRED

>>735594649
i really dont know anything about it at this point. ive been out of the scene since about 2008
i figured they left because joe bruce keeps fucking everyone over

>>735594689
https://youtu.be/Lk8fghJ7PII

listen to this anon. ICP predicted the march.

>>735593983
Lol what a faggot

>>735594832
Icp is good at that, j might be retarded but we all know that nigga is channeling some shit from the nether or something

Dark carnival for life you fat anime fucking faggots

>>735595049
Finally a ninja who gets it. ICP are more like shamans or some shit. They suck at rapping but they are good at creating vibes and making moves.

>>735587603
Pacific Northwest family reporting in

Mother fuckin much love mutha fakos

>whoop
>whoop

>>735587822
Check checked

>>735587711
poser

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>>735595149
Shits destined to be, dumb niggas whose fucking lights aren't on won't see, we are meant to be
Important even, a necessity maybe.
A natural function of the world we live in.
Mark my words 4chan, y'all gunna be hearing about us for a looooong time lol

God danm I am gassy today
Fuckin stinks

Chicago, reporting in. MMFCL!

>>735589950
I met one once. It was a strange day indeed. He was a unicorn though, as the overwhelming majority are inbred fat pieces of shit.

>>735596099
Seems to be that way, we hide behind the flesh wall of fat and stupid

Hard to find, but more valuable than diamonds

>>735587603
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qefX-A4c__E

I'm not a juggalo personally but I unironically like you guys. I've known some IRL, all been cool dudes. Don't understand the intense hate you all get.

Napghanistan juggalo FO LYFE

>>735591357
Wasn't sarcasm dude... I do come on 4chan a good bit and know it is an acquired taste, never thought about explaining why I like bc idk why I do, I just do...

>>735594357
Gave it a listen. Not groundbreaking, but definitely ok. I can see kids identifying with this stuff to rebel against all the pop shit that's out there.

https://www.juggalomarch.com/
As a biker I can identify with harassment by the cops.

>>735587603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBEOSncbw3o

>>735587603

>Alabama
>Juggalo

I was originally going to say is there anything lower until I realized you were a /b/-tard as well.

>>735587603
Big faggit hunter here
Got you in my sights like most dangerous game

i really really really really really really really really really really really hope this is a huge bait

>>735595655
That was some of the cringiest shit I've ever read in my entire life. Please commit sudoku.

>>735602160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs


this is real cringe

Check out my music bloodydmusick ninjas I swear you'll love it

>>735587603
>Alabama juggalo here
This is an accurate description of Alabama

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>>735587603
Mouthbreathing faggots. I'm glad natural selection takes care of most of you losers.

>>735602316
Listening to that really pisses me off for some reason.

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>>735587603
I was a juggalo in 1996 with The Riddle Box album. Saw them on that tour. I stayed with them until the album after The Jeckyl Bros. That is when they became too cringey. If you are a fan in 2017 you have serious problems.