I work in Area 51. Ama.

I work in area 52, can you keep your fucking music down faggot?

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>>735578994
lol'd

>>735578887
Is ALF based on a true story?

>>735578887
ayy lmao?

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Area 50 fag here. Are you ever going to return my sugar?

>>735578887
Timestamp alien or fuck off.

>>735579076
Nope.

>>735578887
Whats your squadron?

>>735579097
Area 52 dude here. He always asks to "borrow" my sat and sugar and stuff. This is bullshit, we should report him to the landoverlords

>>735579319
I am not a pilot.

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>>735579358
I agree. I'm really getting sick of his shit. And all I ever hear over there is "ayy lmao" over and over again.

>>735578887
Area 55 here, im happy im not next to you faggots

>>735578887
Why hasn't this been deleted yet?

>>735578887
Im from Area 69 there is a nigger in tank killing cops

>>735579390
If you work in the NTS, you belong to an organization. Even if youre not a pilot. Try harder with your b8 m8.

Warehouse 13 here, can I have my fucking Hoover back

>>735579458
I've been woken several times this week, by some green faggots getting the wrong address. Even his friends are fags

>>735579608
Considering you said squadron I can see why op thinks you're a retard.

Still bait though.

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>>735579041
LMAO

Op, ever been to the TTR?

>>735578887
Have you ever had sex with an extra terrestrial alien?

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>>735580018
Yes.

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>>735580018
forgot the pic. Op, this is your sincerity test

>>735580089
so tell us your story then. The runway is clear, you may take off when ready. Just don't give yourself away....

Aera 53 here.
Area 52, please return our PS4. We want to play more Fallout.

>>735579885
>fire team(career dependent)
>squad(career dependent)
>flight
>squadron
>group
>wing
>USAF organization levels.
The retardry is palpable among you summer types.

>>735579608
I r8 b8 8/8 m8

Is the jsf been tested at you airstrip?

>>735578887
>
its that stupid kid doing creative writing again.
this little cunt is talking out of his ass with lame documentary knowledge from youtube.
ditch the dipshit

/thread

>>735580143
Area 51 said he was going over to your place and he would bring it over...

>>735580090
Not op, but ive been there. Shoothouse south of the airstrip, over the ridge. Shit was weird.

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>>735578994
Lol

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>>735578887
GUYS GET IN HERE QUICK

>>735580683

>>735578994
America's Next Top Kek

>>735580735
This thread is getting funny as fuck

Area 66 Worker here Give me da pussy

>>735578887
How much weather balloon cost. My nation require 2,000 balloon for to make internet giving to our people. Please advise.

Area 52 here. If you heard anything from area 69, it's for my girlfriend, I swear

>>735580472
What the hell is area 51 doing at area 52?

>>735582115
Nothing, nothing!! Area 51 just... Umm.. Needed something

>>735582247
Area 53 here. Take those dildos you ordered and shove em' up your ass.
Post pics.

>>735582301
You would like to see that, wouldn't you, area 53?

>>735578887
No you don't.

>>735582638
Fuck off Area 49

>>735582418
I'm not gay you fucktard.

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>>735578887
Enjoy being fired

>>735582788
Yeah, I'm sure you only do it for the crack

Nice double post numbers

>>735578887
what's it like looking after hangars full of scrapped fighter plane designs?

>>735578887
Are jews in control of the base?

>>735582932
I also do it for the whores.

>>735583198
Yes, the whores that are men. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me, faggot

>>735583266
Fuck off. I only hire the hot ones.

>>735578887
Are there niggers in area 51? They seem pretty alien to me.

>>735583363
I know, there is a hole in the fence, I can see

>>735578887
Seems legit

>>735583461
That's were we get our bread orders.
We don't want those suspicious fucks inside our base.

>>735578887
Area 51 huh.
Division A or B and ehich branch fagget?

>>735583622
Really? Feel kinda weird about jacking off to people who weren't government employees...

>>735580683
Are you a rocket scientist or something?
>too stupid to realize has 2 theads open at once

>>735583714
You're gay. Aren't you area 52.

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>>735578994

>>735583863
Don't ask, and I won't tell

>>735578887
Whats the latest military tech they testing there? I promise im not a spy!

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>>735578994

>>735580157
Yes and who says just because he (claims) to work at Area 51 he is in the airforce?
Plenty of intelligence agencies would be involved and probably civilians as well.

>>735584844
Not really. Department of energy, civilian contractors and test squadrons.

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>>735578994
lol

Am there aliums?

>>735586566
Still belong to an org