Ask a normal 19yo straight male anything. Pic not related.

Y no an hero

>>735576612
I happy

>>735576638
Despite OP (me) being a faggot, no, I don't like dick.

>>735576445
how normal are you?
gf? job? fit? education? friends? etc

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Is this waht u look lik

>>735576769
>Gf
Yes, almos 2 years
>Job
Looking for it, no luck yet
>Fit
I guess, maybe a bit underweight
>Education
I dropped out of uni this year (failed 9/11)
That was not a meme, was legit.
>Friends
I don't enjoy being with many people, actually. No friends whatsoever. I had two friends some time ago, but there are too many differences between us now.

Here's the only question worth asking; why the fuck do you think anyone gives a shit about what you'd have to say, to ask you anything?

>>735576777
What the fuck not even close

>>735577047
Bored af.

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>>735576958

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Damn op I found an old newspaper article about you

can we see your dick

>>735577120
I don't actually like dick pics.

>>735577038
you're decent but you're not normal yet
embrace normiedom asap, you will be better for it

>failed 9/11
>not a meme
What did you mean by this?

>>735577174
boring, just show us your cock

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What do you think lead to this and how often does it get recorded

>>735577181
I failed 9 subjects over 11, it wasn't an indirect use of Allah's date

>>735577204
Fuck no just imagine it (18cm)

Answer the question.

>>735577255
Probably drugs. That nigger was hitted by a landmine or sth.

>>735577325
42

>>735577340
looks like birth defects

>>735577381
I know. It was a joke.

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>>735577174
Why because your such a faggot even the own sight of your dick makes you want to stuff anything in your loose asshole to quench your queer degenarte thirst

>>735577398
But why elmo ?

>>735577442
No, I don't like taking pictures in general.

>>735577468
Why not elmo

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>>735576445
How often do you take cocks like pic related
Inb4 traps arnt gay
Ur gay

Fuck me- normally all that op=gay shit is shite, but this time it fits. A solid question, what have you done in life to merit a voice worth listening to, and this crap? Your not 9 kid, your 9.

>>735577559
Traps are very gay.

>>735577111
Check'd

>>735577568
You should post this in every ask me anything thread.

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>>735576445

True- but normally it's someone with a perspective different to most. A 19 kid? That like watching a movie about a guy watching tv for 2 hours. I gave him a shot, but he proved he had nothing to say.

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>>735577848

>>735577848
19 kid=absolutely normie perspective
You don't know that.
Also, mention the fucking anon you're replying to.

>>735577763
>>735577783
>>735577839
>>735577927
>>735577947
>>735577559
>>735577442
>>735576958
>>735576638
thanks guys

>>735578071
Okay I lughed with this one

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>>735578068

No I didn't, so I asked. Suspicions proved.

Would you fuck a 40y old woman?

>>735578131
It's not proved. Please, mention the comment.

>>735578197
If she hot why not

such hatred towards my person

Would you lick the pussy of a 10y old, if she really wants it?

>>735578477
Can I kill her after that?

>>735578546
Why would you do that?

>>735578625
Why would I lick a 10yo pussy?

boxers or briefs

>>735578746
Boxers

>>735578689
Why wouldn't you? Are you Agist? Don't discriminate against her cause of her age!

>>735578795
No breats, no ass, childish face. I hate children.

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>>735576445
do you like this image?

>>735578821
no he gay

>>735578812
But you can flip her on her stomach and pretend she's a 10yo boy. There's literally no downside

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>>735578849

sexual organ?
number of hair strings?
number of moles?
Density?
number of free radicals?

>>735578882
Still a kid.
Also I'm not gay

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>>735578902
>sexual organ?
penispecker
>number of hair strings?
88
>number of moles?
14
>Density?
0.432hz
>number of free radicals?
42 virgins

>>735578902
dic
few million
one as a pet
google
Right now just one but may vary

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>>735579047
this is an imposter
im op

>>735578995
This seems like some real fagget shit you're going on about now

Are you a commie

>>735579142
Fuck no

>>735579142
Yes

>>735579191
Okay now this guy is OP

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Do you even do big cums you fucking nigger? I've been doing an big cums since juniar high with thick mushroome

>>735579242
Don't ever call me a monkey again

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>>735579271
sorry can't be to careful these days. But you didn't not did answering my questions. Do you have thicc musherm and do big cums in juniar high

>>735579185
Don't believe you. I never trust fuckin commies

>>735579191
Seems legit

>>735579395
No my dick is 18x4 cm

>>735579419
I drink cola I'm no commie

>>735579498
Coca Cola or Commie Cola.. I mean Pepsi

>>735579547
Coca Cola of course. Pepsi cola is 90% HCO3. No taste.

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>>735576445

>>735579658
no

>>735579615
Alright, that's reasonable

But wait you said cola instead of soda, how do I know you aren't a commie trying to cover your ass. For all I know you might call it pop and just be trying to sound legit

>>735579948
I'm European, it's coca cola here so I called it cola. Pepsi here is just called pepsi, so no confusion whatsoever.

>>735580002
I suppose not everyone can be civilized and call it soda

You like wine though right?

>>735580079
Only red

>>735580117
Trick question. Wine is for women, fags, and commies.

Real men and patriots drink beer

and rum or other lesser liquors (no other liquor could hope to compete with rum).

You should have know that if you were truly not a commie. Grown men drinking spoiled grape juice, I scoff at the idea

ITT Ask an American how to tell if you're a commie or not

>>735580306
I'm a Spanishfag, man. Wine is close to a god. I prefer beer, tho. No hard liquors.

>>735580448
My poor child, let me educate you. Captain Morgan and red bull is the nectar of the gods. Kraken and code red is an acceptable substitute situationally.

At least you don't think beer is icky, that's a start

Once you have transcended to going to bars and pounding doubles of Captain and red bull or residential killing of 5ths of Kraken on your own without blacking out, then you shall ascend the standings of your peers till you alone are the only true alcoholic and no one else "can hang"

Also taking drinking advice from a US Marine who spent years in Okinawa is not recommended for normal people. Although if you achieve these standard you will be looked up to and revered, the road to such is long and treacherous and few can make it to the top unscathed

>>735580878
I don't drink hard liquors because I don't like gettimg drunk. Ever. I like beer and I accept the taste of wine, but I never get drunk.

>>735581015
Commie confirmed

Not getting drunk? What's the point of payday? What's the point of life?

>>735581169
I enjoy myself without alcohol, bud. Commies are stupid.

>>735581276
Bud huh? I do believe I was wrong about you. As alien a concept "enjoying ones self" and "without alcohol" might be, I think you're alright.

How's the whole refugee situation looking over there in Spain? Heard nothing good coming out of England

>>735581544
Lots of inmigrants, most working for maffias begging in the street. No terrorist attacks, tho.

>>735581636
That don't sound as bad as it could be yet. Hope they stay employed and not bored so they don't turn into American blacks. It's hard to find the stories out there of all the shit that main stream new doesn't want to talk about but once you start finding it it's like a smack to the face. Glad to hear it isn't an undercover shit show over there yet

>>735581940
Employed is a way to say it, I suppose. Most of their earnings are kept by the maffias, but yes. They're not as full of hatred as they are in other countries.

>>735582281
How old are you if you don't mind me askin? I only ask because I would like to hear if there's been a change through the recent years and young bucks ain't necessarily been around long enough to notice

>>735582795
19, but if that's not enough, I've listened many stories from other adults and the change is mostly the amount of inmigramts.

>>735582899
19 is plenty, you know how the 12yo's are on this site, had to ask. So not much for the better since the influx of people, has it got a lot worse though? Like I've heard in southern Italy where a lot are entering it's gone from a tourist area to slums and I have a quarter of my family in Sicily so that's kinda worrying to me

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>>735582795

>ask a normal 19yo straight male anything
>normal 19yo
>19yo
>19

>1 9

>>735583454
Because the odds of actually getting in a conversation with the OP in a thread are so fucking high

>>735583561
When Ids were a thing it actually happened, now days who knows

>>735583237
Yes, pretty worse. Spain was governed by a dictator just about 40 years ago, so there were very few inmigrants. I'm not informed about Italy, but I assume that, as a much richer country with more tourists and culture and, therefore, money than Spain, there should indeed be more inmigration there.

>>735583561
But I am the OP

>>735576445
pic kinda related

>>735583994
My point proven

>>735577038
normies have friends dude
one of us
one of us
one of us

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>>735584089

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>>735584077

>>735583970
Well Italy is the entry country that is from what I've seen, It is the beginning of the trip to the welfare states. People get shipped to Italy from the Middle East/North Africa and branch out to the rest of Europe from there. I have developed an interest in politics recently and the EU seems like a mistake with its globalist standards and everyone is a good person let them all in attitude. Haven't heard any news from Spain though so it's always nice to hear first hand what's happening

>>735584089
I've been on /b/ too long. When did normies become more of an issue than reddit and 9gag stealing our dank memes. Take a 6 month break after 7 years of 4chan going to shit on it's own and new problems arise

>>735584485
I couldn't agree more with you about the good intentions, really.
Inmigrants also ship to the rest of Europe from Greek, one teacher of mine worked as a volunteer on a refugee camp therem

>>735584691
For someone that comes from Reddit, normies are the issue.

>>735584735
Not everyone agrees with Trump and I personally don't agree with people calling it a "Muslim ban" but American not letting swarms of people in from countries with large amounts of people trying to fucking kill us doesn't seem like a fucking racist idea. That's like not supporting the fucking Nazis, it amazes me what goes on it the world today in the name of political correctness

>>735585200
I didn't want to say it in case you'd take the IT'S EASY TO SAY THAT WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE but yes, Trump's tactic is pretty much ideal to avoid terrorist attacks.
Most terrorist groups have their own ways to get in a country, not necessarily illegally, tho.

>>735585329
I also believe strongly in our Second Amendment.

If every American was armed not only would there be less threat of terrorism but also of any crime. That's why you find higher crime rates in areas with more restrictive gun laws. An armed society is a polite society

How the fuck did this thread turn political?

>>735585923
I can't own any firearms. Technically I can't even use a pocket knife in public. I hate this laws.

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>>735585972
Because /b/ isn't completely dead yet

>>735586168
That's something I don't understand, I want to know what kind of lunatic would commit a crime knowing full well everyone present was packing heat. If at any mass shooting in the states all the teachers or movie goers were armed then they wouldn't have happened. One of the first school shooting that happened over here was ended by a teacher that had a gun. It's an easy solution that the left doesn't want to acknowledge. It's based on the faulty premise that the government can regulate ILLEGAL weapons. It blows my mind, it's like no one remember that Switzerland at the time, with there everyone must own a gun law, was one of the few countries even Hitler didn't have the balls to fuck with

>>735586804

>implying hitler didnt fuck with switzerland because the people had rifles
>not because the country has a natural 4000 ft fortification
>or because switerland was the financial fallback plan for those who ran the Reich
>or that hitler wasnt going to eventually invade switzerland once the allies were defeated

thank you if we need any more info from an 11th grader, we will ask you.

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Fuck niggers

>>735586804
Imagine being here. Good thing there have been no terrorist attacks in years, because carrying a pocket knife here is seen as a REALLY bad thing that only gangs and people who want to hurt other people do. I always carry one tho.

>>735587094
Where that?

>>735587057
Unlike some people, I can't speak about potential futures, only about factual happenings. sorry fam

>>735587223
>cant speak about potential futures
>can speak for dead historic figures on why they didnt invade other countries

ok makes sense, you dont want to insinuate anything, i get you. so go ahead and show me that sauce that states the reason hitler didnt invade switzerland was because all their people had guns. ill wait.

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>>735587130
This is what I carry anywhere I go. Only a 4in blade but I feel better knowing it's there. I've gotten my ass beat drunk as fuck and not pulled it on anyone because I'm a sane humane being (despite what some people think about armed individuals) but having it there if the need arises is a comforting feeling

>>735587694
Good point, I forgot how big Germany was on posting why they did and did not do things, let me find some sauce, don't worry keep waiting

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>>735588010
Same here. I also use it when I go to the mountain or the forest.
Sorry for shitty quality.

>>735588091

>speculates on WWII Nazi Germany
>gets mad when others speculate on WWII Nazi Germany

Sorry your google search didnt pan out for you

go be a faggot somewhere else

>>735588425
It's pretty, I like the straight edge vs half serrated. Gotta get some sleep though cause I have work in 2 hours and I've been pounding beers for the last 6. Good luck in Spain man and I hope it gets better over there for yall

>>735588852
Same for you my man.

>>735588727
Yes, I google searched it, of course I did, please stand by for results though, would hate for you to quite waiting prematurely

>>735588971

nah im good. enjoy your incorrect view of gun regulation in switzerland, you ham sandwich. go keep on voting and reproducing tho.

Protip: in CH guns are legal, bullets are highly regulated.

>>735586255
that pic is so wrong

>>735583454
Severe Autist

>>735590569
That's offensive