>9:50 still no NZ Thread

Not now.. Whangarei here.. dw. No one cares..

Every body too busy watching porn.

I hate those fucking Maoris, seriously they're like the niggers of US, lazy and if you talk shit on them they become violent.

That fucking Monna disney shit isn't a proper representation of these people, stop this SJW pandering bullshit

>>735574920
Whangarei Reporting in.

Why are IDs even gone?

>>735574808
Wish the number of homeless people on Queen Street would go down.

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Why are IDs even gone

Hello rich-fag Auckland here.
Does anyone else hate how those stupid polys talk " wot up gee cunt Shana oos"

Wellington reporting in

>>735575170
stop generalizing. a lot of them suck but many of them are good people that carry a stigma around thanks to the shitty ones.

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>>735574808

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hello mr scott, feitong chen here the brown guy in your a level geo clss if you didnt know haha ;) but anyway huh i forgot haha dw ill text you the deets on the hokkkkey game
LINK ATTATCHED DOUBLE A RAXXER DOUBLE A RAXXER
CHEERS, TONG :)
GORGE WASHINGTON WAS WPRST PRESIDENT

>>735575838
haha derrick lewis. I watched his fight with Mark Hunt and found it interesting how after the fight he mentioned he was getting married, yet not too long ago when he won a fight, he said "where ronda fine ass at?" haha. I think he's hilarious.

>>735575903
now who is this semen demon?

ponsonbyfag reporting in, can you still get uber east if you live central?

>>735575180
Well fuck you too.. kek

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Upper hutt cucking in

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i Like dominos most of pizza places. Margerita pizza healthy and great

>>735576552
my friend always wants to go to pizza hut and i try to tell him that dominos is the only way. I'm a pepperoni guy myself, but margerita pizza is fire too.

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>>735576352

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Q reporting

>>735577192

Nice. I would dine on those meat flaps.

Let those hairs grow girl.

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cucumber guy here

>>735577284
That's not me lmao.

This music video is crazy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=830VS9njD1I

>>735577192

Are you still working that thing job you were doing or did they test your piss g?

>>735577389
it is, faggot.

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check

nice discount aus flag

This music video is crazy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3OlBG9tWfM

>>735577493
This isn't music video? ?


?
?

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>length?
check!

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Reporting from mid Canterbury tonight.
>>735577192
Is that really you friendo?
I can't tell who is who anymore.

>>735577646
wow. .

this is penis? ?

? ?
?

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>>735577776
damnit

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>>735575264
Are you bitter because you can only speak one language?

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wow these threads have really plummeted

>>735577828
they've always been cucked

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>>735577882
where is everyone

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>>735577709

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I JUST WANNA KEEP ON LOVING YOUUUUUUUUUU

>>735577876
wow. . this is BIG truck! Is it Toyota truck? ?

?

>>735577928
why are u post you penis?

?
? ?.

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>>735577928

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>>735578002
no fren, this russian truck, russian truck do a heckin hurt

>>735578005
is it A war? why is it on fire?

? world war 2 photograph?

>>735578077
ah that is cool! it is Siberia because snow?
??

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>>735578059
so huntly fem posts nudes now

the fuck has happened to this place

>>735577913
Just a quiet school night.
Lots of peeps lurking but CBF posting.

>>735578121
is not snow because it is Siberia, it is Siberia because is snow

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>>735578121
yes fren, very old photo

>>735578121
is europe fren, so basically is siberia

>>735578059
nice, thanks!

>>735578171
i dont like siberia because to cold. i like sun. .

>>735578211
is war big interesting to u? ? are you have family fighting?

?

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>siberia

>>735578249
Russian M3?

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>>735578274
we all doin a fight fren

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>>735578308
yup, lend lease

>>735578310
no because new zealand to peaceful and small. happy country doesnt need fight.. . not america..

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>>735578373
was not speaking of war fren, we all doin a heckin fite

we all doin a life

>>735578416
but no war? these car are for war only?
? i have not see any on new zealand road before. ..

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>>735578519
you not look hard enough fren

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>>735574808

>>735578574
i think many people dont know how to drive this one ..

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https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=15c_1489609450

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>>735578225

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>>735578623
we all got our own car fren

>>735578653
this penis look very much like cucumber vegetable xD
..

...

>>735578677
mine is honda xD very much different to this one. can u drive this one? ?

>>735578694
faggot is kingling stick for firre? ?
?

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Where's your "Why are ID's even gone?" timestamp?

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>>735578741
i drive all the car fren, am doin a god

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>>735578779
tank timestamp pls

>>735578786
i did a god once.
once.

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fuck that fart i just did was rank

>>735578786
how old are u to drive in new zealand? ?

? ?
?

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>>735578859
old enough fren

>>735578914
is this car hurting him? ?

..

~did he die~

? ?

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>>735578982
car is saving him fren

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Any AUT niggers up in this thread? Man exams are stressful.
Also any otago correctional facility homies lurkin/murkin?

>>735579018
ok its not bad i like this now x). . .

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i see captchas have gotten especially cunty

>>735577411
>>735577701
It's not me, it's a meme I stole from Facebook tbh

>>735579158
Sup, what do you study?

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>>735579158
AUT nigger here my nigger

>>735579872
BCIS computer science
Got IT project management exam tomorrow FUCK MY LIFE

Anyone study computer and info science?

>>735580119
Aye, we posted at the same time. I'm in my first semester.. got computing tech in society at 9am.

>>735579966
AMX with Chaffee turret looks weird as fuck.

Mark Hunt sucks

Noone want you, you fucking coconuts!

>>735580642
ooga booga

>>735580162
That paper was the easiest paper you'll get all degree buddy haha. Make sure to pass the P1 too. You go to south campus by any chance?

>>735580802
Nah im in the city, and yeah ctis is pretty easy. The T.A that we had was retarded though. P1 doesnt seem too hard, should do pretty well in the exam. What do you major in?

>>735579926
AUT here nigfuck

>>735581125
doing what nig

>>735581123
What are you nigfucks studying

>>735581162
Computer sci

>>735581145
Bus and arts g

Come on /b/ at 12:19 see nz thread still alive.

You guys are trying real hard tonight.
Dunedin here.

>>735581218
Fuck here nigga, wanna sex me?

>>735581247
wut

Guys drop me some new music, studying for exams need some good shiet

>most of the thread is tank spam
Whatever works. Auckland reporting.

>>735581286
Fuck knows, fancy a tickle?

anyone play aoe3?

>>735575264
far one outs all of yous
shana dox

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>>735581326
You alright dude?

>>735578779
it's a dead meme faggot. move on.

>>735581290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IQmUigD04E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLsTskih7_I


Let me know if you want more.

>>735581381
Nah I need friends + food pls

do filippina chicks make good wives?

>>735581425
Well I can't really give you either.

>>735581408
good shit, thanks dude

>>735581449
>does any woman make a good wife
being this new

>>735581449
Woman around the world are generally the same. Good and bad wifes everywhere. Just gotta get lucky

Hey guys i have a serious issue i need some help and advice urgently

>>735581509
?

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>>735581509
You have come to the right place, Anon. /b/ is known internet wide for it's good advice.

>>735581425
why do you need friends anon? cant you go outside and make them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCASwtbtJVA

>>735581535
Alright so I got home just before and I went to my room (Live with parents), anyway my girlfriend was suppose to come around for some fuck and she asked how big i was, So I started powerfapping to get errect to show how big I was with a pic, anyway i literally pulled too much and I have a rash down there, I was like fuck it anyway so we went for it and she was like What the fuck and she screamed my parents and little brother came in and now they are all taking me to hospital... she showed the pics of my dick before the powerfap to my parents too, which my little brother took a photo for and is probably sharing it around... What do i do

>>735581699
What. The. fuck. did. I. Just. Read.

>>735581123
Hahaha are you being lectuored by steffan, i have some gold for you bruh

>>735581123
As long as you got your malloc locked down you got C sorted

>>735581748
Aucks

>>735581818
Alright. Get a ticket and move down south, you got a decent chance of hiding your face there for the rest of your life, other than that you're fucked lad.

>>735581699
It's just friction burn. Here's what you do.
1. Move out of your parents house.
2. Dump your girlfriend, you will never live this down.
3. Get some moisturiser or lube and fap with that.

>>735581449
Fucked a Philippine trap on the shore. Was going well until it wanted to fuck me
>left straight away

>>735581871
I did use some lube, what I thought was anyway but here's the thing my fucked ass mum put a bottle that I thought was baby oil that was actually some weird moisturiser and now there are blisters so yeah.

>>735581893
Well I was planning on one that has a vagine so... hardly relevant but thank you.

Hey guys since we are doing this advice thing could I get some on a thing too?

>>735582018
you can tell us your story dunno about advise

>>735581403
this

>>735582151
samefag

>>735581403
>>735582151
You're a dead meme, samefag

>>735582059
Well I did the thing with peanut butter dick and dog = chewed dick. Gf wants to give Bj so I let her, she accused me of cheating with teethmarks on my dick and weird smell. Do I tell her? or be like "Yeah I just got a bj off some 12 year old with braces."

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>mfw try online dating app for the first time in my life, every woman that has put things on her profile has only boring shit like movies in the interests section. NZ is so shit.

>>735582223
hhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa.

Nah lad you are mad fucked if you tell the truth

1-5=Milo
6-0=Tea
Dubs=Fap to trap porn then sleep
Trips=Kill myself
Quads=Go to K-Road and get some AIDS from a prozzie

Rolling

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>>735581123
Our P2 pissed ourselves when this slide came up haha

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>>735582195
>>735582213
that's where you're wrong, kiddo

>>735582242
Try using the apps from Auckland. You have the choice of 4 different kinds of Asians and obese islanders and white chicks with standards that are way too high for their appearance

>>735582373
It saddens me to see dating in my home country is a crap shoot

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>>735582346
fuck outta here with your reddit memes

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>>735582346
hurro der

Any inner city auckland living tips, tricks. Finding an apartment to study at AUT. Would like to find a place where i can make weed edibles

>>735582346
That's it... Keep replying to me, newfag. Kek.

>>735582632
Hi lets b friends

>>735582632
How much you got to spend on rent weekly? I have a room if you're not a massive faggot.

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>>735582767
Im a big faggot though I fap to English porn probably twice a week is that okay?

These DBZ super filler episodes are fucking me off. Fight someone you niggers!

>>735582867
It's absolutely not OK. You should castrate yourself ASAP

>>735582632
yo dude, Im at aut too hook me up with your dealer please?

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>>735582632
>>735582950
Yeah, me too please.

>>735582915
>>735582867
What a absolute disgusting piece of shit. How about my porn? Will I be the fit for your appartment, I fap usually 3 times a week, able to fap autonymously and can fap well in teams.

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daily reminder

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Heres one of my fav pics to fap to, we can share too if you are lucky ;-) >>735582915

>>735581982
Are you allergic to anything?

>>735583242
wow jaffa scum defacing aunty helen

>>735583195
shut the fuck up cunt delete this right now

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>>735583195
Reminder you look like this

>>735583195
daily reminder you suck at photoshop
http://www.strawpoll.me/10943470/r

Also new poll
https://www.strawpoll.me/13168901

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>>735583310
ID bro? Got sum? Im a duck

>>735583328
kek that's literally not me but ok
>>735583449
fuck off nerd no one cares about your fake poll

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"idbro"'s 2 fanboys are probably the ones who keep making these threads

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>>735583460
duck bills look like a doggo face

>>735583518
Post the real one then homo, instead of some mspaint faggotry

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Putin the ID in chan

>>735583621
>Post the real one then
see >>735583195

/thread

>>735583518
https://www.strawpoll.me/13168926

>>735583665
putting extra cancer into already cancerous threads.

>>735574808
Cancer

So weird, everyone I know on south campud has dank. You guys need to talk to the rougher crowds

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>>735583793
Dank enough for this?

>>735583864
If pic is you, i would trust you. What ur snapchat?

Hmmmmm.

>>735584003
pablo.escobar.for.president.of.colombia2

some cunt took it already

>>735584003
pls trust me sir I have many more porns for u
I dont do snapchat bby

>>735575180
ngunguru lad here

Anyone from wellington?

>>735584062
Do you want me to slap you, fucking piece of shit cum licking cow fapper.

doing drawings pls give me ideas guys

>>735584149
only if you buy me dinner first and call me a filthy whore during

>>735583460
>>735583665
kek?

>>735584149
You try way too hard dude.

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>>735584225
maybe draw some creepy animal skulls?

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>>735584346
Yeah. I know, pretty good, I did a fine arts course so I really know how to bring out the lines and value of the momentum moray vibe.

is it gay to receive a bj from a dude?
asking for a friend

>>735584612
yes embrace your gayness it's easier than dating females these days

I need some chords that go well with Emin and Gmaj7 for ukulele

>>735584612
not if no eye contact is made

>>735583195
how can one chink be this hated?

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>>735585632
(You)

smh these threads are so cucked they cant even make it to 300 anymore smh tbh fam

>>735586845
It would have died already if you didn't post that. You want it to reach 300, start shitposting

>>735587016
no it doesn't deserve to. i would rather have it die.

sage

>>735587175
>tfw sage does literally nothing anymore
why bother?