So in all seriousness, how many of you faggots actually have

The Loli and Waifu posters probably won't see this, so don't expect too many responses

Bump.

I must know

actual autist oldfag here
i have assburgers. heightened logical intelligence (aka i am good at programming, riddles, math and so on), lowered emotional intelligence (idk wtf people feel ... guess crying is a bad thing?)
and there are some random minor things that just overload me. Do the "you know what?" "what?" "ah nvm" vehemently enough and I will probably either punch you or throw my arms up in frustration and leave. Also sometimes i panic when im about to enter a really overloaded piece of public transport or just any loud, touchy, confusing place.
condescending asshole ... yes kinda, because many people aren't worth the effort (which honestly is just because people are a fuckton of effort) so its easier to push them away
poor hygiene ... nah i wash and brush before i leave the house its actually easier to follow a schedule
social retardation ... eeeh not more than any nerd i guess? i talk to people about things that interest me and i stop talking to them if they are not interested. best i am willing to do
aaaaand i am semi normal, if a bit quiet and ... well i dont do politeness, i fail at grasping irony and sarcasm (unless its very obvious) and i tend to just fuck off randomly without excusing myself (when i have enough)

> semi-normal
You do realize being 'normal' includes a whole lot of shit, which doesn't make sense when you think about it. Not to mention people are constantly lying/making false statements.

>>735569034
What an autistic statement. This guy is absolutely a retard.

>>735568011
Autism spectrum too fucked up to figure out. Always uncertain if I fit on it.

>>735562249
Here's your answer OP

>>735568864
Thanks for the insight, I'm a weirdo myself but not autistic. Not trying to be funny but how are you with women? Ever had sex? Any desire? Age?
>>735569034
It's honestly not that hard, all you have to do is listen instead of feeling like the world revolves around you. There's a balance, just like most autistic people aren't interested in hearing anything about anyone else, most non-autists like to hear from you, but autists have a way of trying to convince others that they are smart / important. Very annoying, what's with the inability to pick up on very obvious social queues?

>>735568864
can you divide a magnet by zero

>>735569507
Fucking hell

autism is a bunch of horseshit that is dreamed up to keep millineals thinking that they are perpetual victims. just more b/s from the left of the "spectrum". it used to be called being an asshole and a firm smack in the mouth pretty much took care of it.

>>735569507
Kek, isn't there an anime board that this would be more appropriate on? I guess autism and retardation are basically the same.

>>735569239
Never got tested, but I wouldn't be surprised. Then again, everyone is on the spectrum right.

>>735569551
Not sure what you're getting at. Is it the old argument 'we've been doing it like that for generations, everyone in the city does, so why don't you?!' ?

> non-autistic people like to hear from you
Never got that impression, at all. On the contrary, I always had the impression, autist like to talk about things, while most normies talk about themselves in roundabout ways.
> inability to pickup on social queues
As I said, I never got tested .But for me it's having to guesstimate, what the people want through a series of subtle implications. Just tell me to shut up, leave or whatever. Don't repeat how late it is, until I feel forced to leave.

>>735568011
Not an autist, but my GF has an autistic little brother. They actually cannot socialize because of neurological difficulties, it's impossible.

>>735569827
So you think the people that literally never leave their rooms and shit are capable of being normal?

>>735570019
It's a mix of people being really fucked and people not being able to deal with most aspects of modern culture. Which I find understandable, there is a lot of cognitive dissonance going on there.
> we're good, while bombing civilians
> we're the leader of the free world and defenders of democracy, also we're all corrupt
> we're here to save your soul, also we raped your son
And so on.
No, i didn't mean to single out the US.

>>735569976
If you're not a child, you should have learned social queues a long time ago. It's not anyone's responsibility to tell you that the conversation or interaction is over and it's not difficult to tell when. If it gets to the point where someone has to say something you're just going to look like a creep. This is my main problem with autists, very impatient and think everyone's mind is like theirs and things should work their way, if autists were so smart they would grasp the concept that everyone is different and it's very strange that they (of all people) cant

>>735570438
It's also they're endlessly coddled to the point they think anyone acting in any way they don't approve of is okay to abuse. It's alright, it's not like they'll face any consequences. This is coming from someone misdiagnosed as being on the spectrum who was nearly punched by an Autistic person. You can't complain you need to understand all the time.

Autism and retardation are literally the same exact thing. Go to sleep, OP. Before you get one of them to try to think KEK.

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>>735570438
Not that guy but Autists are incapable of realizing they're being dicks in the first place. It's like dyslexia for social norms. >>735570262
I don't think pic related is this child's inability to deal with contemporary culture.

>>735570713
Share the story about almost getting punched? And I don't disagree. If just seriously like to know where the self entitlement comes from

>>735570975
Hahaha! Sorry but I pratically got lynched by Autists and SJWs for suggesting someone that unpredictable be kept on a harness so he couldn't assault anyone else. I became motherfucking suicidal at the thought of living my life around those people.

>>735570438
It's not about being taken by the hand. I just want clear communication. It takes less time, creates less misunderstandings and generally is more honest.
Also, if you realize that everyone is different, why don't you just communicate with autists in a way that they comprehend, wouldn't that be polite?
Instead you make statements along the lines of 'they are crazy and should be more like me', kinda what you claim they do, isn't it?
Also, if normies where so smart they'd realize that a lot of things are scams and detrimental to their health, yet they just keep on doing it.

>>735570859
Yeah, I think we need to differentiate between full blown autism and autism as in 'doesn't do well with social norms'

>>735570859
Employment must be difficult

>>735571211
Autism vs Spencer Reid Autism?

>>735571211
But that's like the definition of Autism, difficulty socializing and communicating.
>>735571250
And your point for this post was?

>>735571254
Never seen that character.
I'd say a mild autist wouldn't want to shake hands, because he knows that the hand of the other person could be contaminated. He will however shake it due to social constraints, but complain about having to do so.

Also, I think it's a nice example for things that are considered normal, but might not be good for you/society. Of course it's no real threat, but it makes sense from a hygienic point of view and in many countries greeting is done with little to no body contact.

>>735571566
You should watch Criminal Minds then.

>>735571211
I never claimed normies were very intelligent but most don't claim to be or feel above anyone. And you say it's not about being taken by the hand but I don't think you understand how awkward autists can make things and the uncomfortable situations they create. Some people don't have the heart to tell others to go away, others might find the straight forward approach offensive, etc...

>>735571802
Some might be afraid of being shamed for telling them to go away. Like their family member going hysterical screaming you're just prejudiced.>>7355718

>>735571881
So if someone has an anxiety disorder or something and can't find the strength to hurt someone's feelings the autist is the victim in the situation? you just proved my point.

>>735572203
What point?

>>735571881
>someone doesn't want to hold my hand on social queues
>it's because theyre self centered and afraid of how others might see them
>has nothing to do with their personal feelings
>ME ME ME

>>735572331
Yeah the Autist is always the victim.

>>735571508
The point is, I can pick up on your queues and all the other normal stuff. It's just so much easier to make a clear statement about what you want, instead of leaving your partner to guess correctly. Why would you want to obfuscate the information in your conversation. Why not say what you mean?

> be in bed with girl
> ask her if she wants to fuck
> blushes and mumbles 'maybe' while smiling mischievously
> great, now if i do something I could be sued for rape
I get that she's acting like this because of how she was raised and society around her, but just say yes or no. Don't try to act in a way you think society tells you to. I don't care what you think society thinks you should be doing, do what you want and be open about it.

>>735571802
But it makes autist being a tat more intelligent than a normie quite realistic, at least in some regards.
Also, I get what you mean by the second part. I'm mostly talking about people with minor symptoms and you're absolutely right about people not wanting to tell them or their caregivers fucking up their understanding of the world and how it'll treat them
. But that's less the autism, imho, and more people around them fucking up the interactions. Not that I blame them, we probably have little idea of what is considered 'correct' behaviour, in that situation.
Similar to rape survivors suffering more from people telling them how horrible that was and that they are lucky to survive, than the actual rape

>>735572381
Well there is a great degree of infantilization of people with disabilities in general.

>>735572468
Agreed, could also be a reason for some freakouts.
Imagine being a somewhat capable human being, not able to fully communicate yourself and everybody treats you like a retarded child.
At some point I'd probably start to cry and shout in frustration to.

>>735569830
>implying 4chan is not an anime board
retard

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>>735572609
Yeah I've found sci-fi is good at understanding that. It also leads to behavior related to Reactive Attachment Disorder. You bond with strangers because they're more likely to treat you as a human being.

I was so emotionally abused in special ed with infantilization due to my Autism misdiagnosis I have anxiety, depression, PTSD. I still will act somewhat surprised when people are nice to me, since I got so many messages I would just be a burdensome piece of shit or made to feel like one.>>735572468

>>735572830
I didn't mean to link myself at the end.

>>735572760
Fuck you with your implication accusations which are really personal interpretations.

>>735572760
>/b/ random
>/a/ anime
>literally proving that autism and retardation are the same thing

>>735572887
Wut?

my interests are pretty normal compared to everyone else. honestly i only notice my spergs in social situations where i try REALLY hard to make conversation but i cant. i just cant ever think of anything to say unless im drunk.

i also fiddle around when im talking to people or get self concious about my stance and stuff but overall my autism aint that bad.

>>735573004
So are you an alcoholic?

>>735572901
You realize moot originally created 4chan as an anime board, right? Fucking newfag.

>>735573068
It's like the Assburgers South Park.

>>735572830
Never had a traumatic experience, but I notice similar behaviour, when I talk about my life.
People usually have compassion and tell me how I must have felt shitty at that time. Yet, I never noticed it, until very recently and still don't think of it as 'bad'.
On the other hand. I have a friend who has a handicap and he constantly complains about breaking free from his personality consisting of just being handicapped.
But that's in part because of his focus on it imho.

Totally love talking to strangers on trains. Best part is you can talk about everything, since you'll likely never see them again.

>>735573068

not an alcoholic but its pretty sad when i think about how ive only ever been able to speak to and meet new people when i drink.

>>735573152
I live in Norway, a country where everyone is too self centred and afraid of other people that they won't even sit beside eachother on the train. Really sucks, cause i would love being able to talk to strangers without beeing looked upon as weird.

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>>735573103
You realize it's 2017 and the site has grown and has seperate boards right? Or does your autism (mental retardation) prevent you from understanding that too?

>>735573152
Well stuff like detention. I was very disturbed it was considered okay to legally hold me as a hostage. Some people say that's exaggeration. Yet I feel if any child has to beg to go home it's as traumatic as being kidnapped. They use the same techniques against prisoners of war.

>>735573278
This is a random board, where anyone can post anything as it's not illegal. Last time i checked, anime is not illegal.

>>735568011
Actual autism? No. Am I shit with people? Yes.

>>735572381
To be fair in that scenario, she's likely to say that not because society tells her to but because she is trying to tease and tantalize you with ambiguity. Obviously she wants it, but her irony is supposed to coax you to respond by acting on her.

>>735573182
I'm a pretty introverted person and I drink pretty heavily to escape it, shit sucks.

>>735573338
Yeah, I guess I need to be more patient with the autist that can't tell the difference between A and B, random and specific. I keep making the mistake of giving you retards the benefit of the doubt in having a single but of common sense.

>>735573518
>obvious bait is obvious
>not realizing it

I definitely have autism.

I was tested over a three day period, four hours each day. I had to fill out over 600 questions, do tons of different tests.

I'm on disability because of it, I take meds for depression and anxiety which help. Smoking weed helps me the most and I;m about to become a medical user.

It's pretty shitty, I'm 34 but have given up on dating. I have a driving phobia. Walking around social areas makes me feel really frustrated and awkward.

I'll answer any questions. I'm kind of happy considering my situation. I'll probably get a dog and live in a cabin eventually.

>>735573282
Didn't consider it a hostage situation, but immediately saw it as pointless, stupid behaviour, that doesn't teach you anything.
I think that's one of the things that make it so hard for people like you. You're technically right in your comprehension of the situation. It's just that everybody else has accepted it as normal and dismisses your worries, since they don't even try to understand your point of view.
> similar topic: circumcisions

>>735573267
Well, I usually have to initiate the conversations and often invite people into the current one, if they seem interested. Since they won't start by themselves. Germanys North-Rhine-Westphalians aren't known for their chattiness.

>>735573560
>being this blind to how severe your mental handicap is
>once again blaming someone else for your own issues

>>735568011
I have assburgers or whatever the fuck its called, I've been able to live a semi-normal life, with friends, girlfriend ect, but these past few years I've gone complete social tard and just like to be left alone all day, but I think this is due to drug addiction not the autism

>>735573609
They're too busy trying to control the sociopaths with consequences without considering you don't do that to students who are just trying to survive.

>>735569607

why did i laugh at this

>>735573582
Are you a virgin? Do you want to try sex? Do you get along better with fellow autists or normies? Do you have many friends? Live with parents?

>>735573784
Because it's funny.

>>735573386
But that's behaviour she learned from watching other women act that way.
I don't know, it feels like a scene from a series or movies to me.
Like she's just copying behaviour because
> that's how everybody does it

You're of course right about her wanting it.

>>735573810
Just buy her a yes pillow already!

When it comes to having autism, I feel like it's an evolutionary reaction that helps make people smarter as a whole.

As an engineer I can design things as good as anyone. "normies" can't do what I can. Everyone who has ever done something really new and amazing was most likely autistic, even dating back to the construction of the pyramids.

I learned calculus and advanced math when I was 12, I taught myself. I had an offer to go to college but had no real interest.

I had some dreams when I was younger, like starting a business and doing designing tech for NASA/DOD but I don't really care anymore.

>>735573701
If you've ever gotten in trouble with the law you'll understand how non lenient it is. Im an amerifat and contrary to what you might hear, uncle Sam cucks the whole country and it's fucking bullshit.

>>735568011
Autism is a medical condition

>>735573701
Correct, but also be aware, that most of them do not act like that because they're mean.
They just don't have a better system and aren't fully aware of the situation.
> we had an hour free time after school until parents picked us up
> weren't allowed to do homework, because it's 'home'work
> teacher complains after half a year
> we're not being quite and productive
What an idiotic situation.

>>735573853
Hah, next time. We split up yesterday, so maybe now I'll fine a girl that can articulate herself during sex.

>>735573791

I have no friends, I live with my parents.

I have had sex, I'm pretty decent looking, but I have a fear of STDs so even kissing gets me paranoid about disease.

I've had sex with four girls, all were short relationships and I was the one to end things because I felt so anxious and uncomfortable.

I'm on the autism spectrum and it's basically like when you don't understand something and it has to be explained /simplified for you multiple times, but it's like that with everything. And when it comes to my social life, it's basically non existent. I do have few friends and a partner but I TALKing to people drains me a lot (I get real angry and annoyed at everything ) so I only see people outside of normal things like school/work once or twice a month if I'm really up for it.

>>735573956
I don't. I just try my best not to get into trouble. I can't hold a job for fear of messing up. But hey it made me compliant and I guess that's what matters in life. I'm depressed so take that into consideration.

>>735573992
Yes of course bullies are always the victims.

>>735573979

Autism isn't a mental illness, it's a predetermined neurological abnormality.

Patterns exist, this means it is "normal".

>>735571211
you're being presumptuous about normies. Not all are idiots.

The functional autists I know learned how to recognize social queues, it just took them longer and more effort, plus socializing requires more effort. When I talk to them we're more blunt because I understand they're not just being rude and they find socializing less stressful that way, not that they're much for "socializing". They like to discuss stuff but shooting the shit and joking around doesn't do anything for them.

Think about it this way. For normal people socializing isn't just about communicating. They don't want it to be straightforward and blunt. Obviously things are different when you're talking to a cashier or some other kind of official business, but when people are just making conversation it's as much about how you interact with each other as it is about what you discuss. It's a basic animalistic need, like social-grooming, and autists don't have the programming to do it properly. They can learn to do it, but It's just effort and no reward for them. That's not to say autists don't like having company.

>>735574146
I meant the teachers, not your classmates.

>>735574003
Got any nudes? Why don't you want friends? That has to be depressing. On a normal day sitting in your living area, what's going on in your head? If you lived in the pre-technology era what do you think youd be doing?

>>735568011
being normal means being a normie, so yeeeaaaah, dont think there is someone normal here

>>735574192
Teachers can be bullies too.

>>735574174
Well put. Autists being self centered assholes confirmed.

>>735574197

No nudes bro, sorry.

I don't want friends because I was emotionally abused as a child/teen by my father and I literally trust no one.

On a normal day I have to read for about 4 hours, I play guitar, bass, drums, piano, and play counter strike.

In a pre-technology era, I would probably be a doctor. Autism in small colonies was a normal thing back in the day, as things have changed we are subject to too much stimulation.

In a group of 150, I would probably be a doctor, math teacher, whatever. I wouldn't have as many problems because there wouldn't be strangers, and trust wouldn't be such an issue.

Society is fucked in general most people are sheep and morons and don't think deeply so when they see someone that does they ignore them

>>735573004
sounds like some social anxiety mixed in there. You obviously can socialize instinctively if you're better at it drunk, you just overthink it the rest of the time. I'm the exact same way

>>735574361
Right, but what are you gaining from that realization and being paranoid from it? I understand it's fucked up too but I'm not going to let it control my entire short life. What are you going to die and take pride in realizing how fucked life was and spending the whole time angry about it?

>>735574347

I admit that because of my autism, I do think I am better than normies.

They have never thought of inventions that help millions of people. I definitely have. I have more to offer to humankind than an unintelligent average IQ person.

Autism is why we have electricity, computers, literally anything good was our creation.

The average 100 IQ being is stupid to me. Those people can't build a computer, fix their car, or even shop efficiently.

Autism is the real master race.

>>735574510
Autism supremacists go back to Wrongplanet and act like the Autism version of Stormfront racists there.

i ahve assburgers, i'm not a weeb (some animes are okay though), i hate furrys, trans, gays and any other tumblrina shit
i'm probably one of those you would feel are condescending and rude, but it's actually hard talking to people who think with their emotions, it's really fucking stupid
i have poor hygiene when i'm alone in my apartement, but shower when i leave the house, expect company etc.
since i'm a middle child i'm good at "the social game" but it's just not fucking worth it most of the time, since most people are fucking idiots who repeat mistakes over and over

i'm not overweight, would never wear a fedora

AMA if you want, i'll try to answer to the best of my ability

>>735574174
Very well put.
Especially the last part, that's how I often feel. I don't care how you present the information, just give it to me. Everything around the actual information 'social queues' and small talk seem to obfuscate the information more than they explain it. Also, every time you add any personal flavour to it, be it through speech, manners or implication, you're already changing the actual information.

> autist: it's raining
> normal person: it's raining all the time here!
> overly social person: It seems to be raining a lot, what a crappy weather, are you bringing your umbrella? I always have mine with me, since it rains so much here.

Also, I didn't want to imply all normies are idiots. Just that someone who doesn't want to partake in a ritual habit of society, because he thinks it's pointless/stupid/dangerous, doesn't have to be an idiot as well, he could be a trailblazer.

>>735574342
True

>>735574510
>can't even leave his mommy's house
>master race
Good one, anon. Youd probably be very good at your interests if you actually tried but autists never do. Why don't autists control the world if you're so smart snd not delusional? Its good that you make the best of a shitty situation though. In reality you're just a normie who can't push aside the bullshit in life like normal people

>>735574503
No but being like everyone else and trying to blend in is stupid just focus on yourself and people who actually support and care about you and just embrace yourself

>>735573910
I think ur reaching a bit. It might be a sign of a new direction for our species but geniuses with proper social instincts definitely exist and I think being that is preferable. It's like sickle-cell anemia, the full blown disorder is bad for people but having it just a bit makes u immune to malaria. Like a genetic overshot.

>>735574622
It's always strange watching Law and Order SVU seeing adults care about children being terrified out of their minds. It always seemed any attempt to communicate my abuse was just another reason to punish me. Psychological abuse from the "behavior disordered" sociopaths they put in Special Ed with fragile students. They never faced consequences because they couldn't help acting like predator animals.

>>735574779
But in reality nobody is going to like you or want to be a part of your life if all you care about is yourself.

Can they tell if a child will be autistic in the womb? If so I'll abort that shit so fast

>>735574702

Because people with autism are too honest to be involved in politics, or even the pressure of being a CEO.

Socially I have zero patients. Watching someone use google is like watching a wounded animal trying to stand up, why are normies so fucking slow?

Anyways, my ideas about business involve working with investors that have millions if not billions of dollars, and that is intimidating to the point where it's too stressful to get involved.

Me begging people for money? Trying to prove myself?

I just don't care.

After a few ignored interactions with investors most people probably be more driven, but my ideas are aimed at helping a lot of people, and sometimes I don't think people in general deserve help.

I tried to contact Elon Musk once, never again. I was discussion billion dollar ideas but couldn't go into detail because of patent issues.

I don't really blame him, but I definitely won't try that again.

>>735574855
Listen when you die you are going to be replaced nobody gives a fuck about you people in the world are going to forget you existed you can only help yourself and the people who care about you. Forget what the rest of the faggots think. Just do what you want to do

i have autism when i roll doubles

>>735574855

Girls aren't attracted to self confidence.

They like security, in the form of money.

Personality isn't that important, girls even stick with guys that beat the shit out of them because they have poor skill sets and can not provide for their children without pity money.

ITT: Neurotypicals act like they're smart

>>735574833
Well. Children make a good emotional hook, but only if you feel like you can actually help them.
Otherwise they'll be locked away in the hopes that once they're adults, they'll be well adjusted.
If you're the guy who said detention felt like an internment camp. I'm starting to understand why you'd call it that.

>>735575156
well, i'm a poorfag and i get girls, explain that dipshit

>>735575205
ITT: Autism nazi seeks heils.

>>735575212
I don't know why I feel that way. Heck I guess a lifetime of being told you're oversensitive and gaslighting teaches you to doubt yourself.

>>735574957

Maybe, the latest test is in the form of an eye test.

A baby looks at a screen of someone talking, eye contact = normie, lack of eye contact - autism.

You can abort autistic kids, but you will be hurting mankind. More normies = less innovation.

I think our biggest mistake as autists were to try to "teach". Normies don't have the compatibility to think as well, that is why in schools you see intense repetition. People with autism get it the first time.

>>735575012
geniuses come from all sorts, there are incredibly stupid autists out there believe me. I think autism just forces people to look at things differently and focus on things other than social interaction, so it brings out creativity. You can learn good social skills or you can learn math really well, autism makes your choices a little slimmer. Not all geniuses have a high IQ.

>>735568011
I find eye contact uncomfortable, I dislike crowds and noise, I don't really care when other people are feeling up or down, I understand things most people will never even consider, I have very little social life, I go through bouts of depression and mania that last for months, I got in a lot of trouble as a kid, very few people like me and most don't get me, I repeat everything I or anyone else says under my breath, I wave my hands around when nobody is watching, I prefer to be alone except when I'm getting laid, I talk to people and watch their eyes glaze over in boredom because I don't understand how conversation works, I have obsessions nobody else will ever understand, I love routine and repetition, I don't really consider myself human, it is often painfully uncomfortable in my head, I only have two emotions and one of them is trying to rip your head off.

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>>735575279
The way you describe it seems to fit the name pretty well.
I only very recently made the conscious decision to doubt myself less. Maybe you should do that too.

>>735575504
I'm trying.

>>735575221

You get girls, but my standards are higher than you.

Do you know for sure right now you are STD free? Even herpes 1? I am certain I am clean of all diseases.

I also don't date normie girls. I would prefer being shot in the face with a shotgun unless the girl was a 8/10 looks wise.

>>735575304
I always have the feeling that normies add contextual information to my statements, which makes it very hard to argue. Since it seems to me they're making an argument on their personal experiences, while I try very hard to exclude those.
> i don't like the west
> oh. It's just because you bla bla bla
> no, i don't like it's hypocrisy
> oh please, don't bla bla does exactly the same?!
> but that doesn't mean we shouldn't try to be better
> etc.

>>735575552
my standards are high too, i'm also an autist

no, not for sure, but since everything works as it should i don't really think about it, nothing hurts either so...

>>735575340

Genius means above 130 IQ, so it is directly related to that kind of test.

People around 160 are decent, anything past that is what I would consider a "valuable mind".

It one thing to learn from others, it's totally different to design a whole new methodology and explain it.

>>735575531
It may sound stupid, but what really helped me. Was to find a female friend, who wants to see you succeed. Not because they have something to gain, or yop're her bf. But because she thinks you deserve to be happy, even if that would mean she'd be sad.
Female, because i think they have more compassion. Make clear that there will be no sexuality involved, so you can be honest, without trying to present yourself favorably.

It's been over a year for me, since I made that decision and I'm still struggling every now and then. But it feels so liberating.

>>735575714

Normies do this thing called "small talk".

Autists are too busy thinking for that shit, it's distracting and confusing.

Stop, think, and then speak normies, fuck your best friends sick cat nigger. lol

>>735569551
>Very annoying, what's with the inability to pick up on very obvious social queues?
I see you failed psychology 101 pretty hard. Picking up social queues is in brai. If that part is damaged/smaller, it is harder to pick up social cues.
Having bottom tier insight and IQ like you must be a disability too.

>>735575855

Dating kind of threw me off a bit. I like to cuddle and have sex, but the texting girls do is annoying as shit.

I like being alone too, so girls don't like that obviously.

Deciding to stop dating for good has been a good choice for me. "Hope is a dangerous thing, it can drive a man insane"

>>735570713
Is your life so empty that you have nothing to do but keep a 1/10 bait thread alive, OP ?

>>735568011
I got daiagnosed at 4 with autism i was a real shit, pretty smart but terrible socail skills and real bad anger threw myself through a window out of a hissy fit one time lol also didnt like people touching me at all really fridget had a shit time in middle school but i got way better with my anger and socail skills and dealing anxeity n shit but i wrestle now and have repersented my country three times in it (New Zealand) and im 16 and also lost virginity to pre much a complete stranger whilst drunk and high as at a party lol, pre big change so i get fucked off when people use it as an excuse in later life. alot of shit spelling but too high to care

>>735569551

Eye contact sucks for us autists, we can see directly into your soul and know everything about you.

And sorry, but a massive amount of normies are boring. "Gonna catch the game tonight bro? Wanna drink some shitty budlight and pretend we are on the team".

No. *throws cancer research breakthrough in the trash*

it's kind of like driving a manual vs an automatic. stuff other people find difficult comes easy to me if i set my mind to it, stuff other people can do "without thinking" takes effort and attention for me

not just "social skills" either. that's just a set of rules like anything else. not that hard to learn if it's a priority

everyone im fucking is autistic too though so who knows

>>735571202

Retard strength is real nigga.

I have autism, look out of shape, can squat 300lbs. 5 foot vertical jump, 54bpm resting heart rate.

Come at me homie, one glance from my fidget spinner and you are done. :D

>>735576033
That's why I made it a point to not try and date the person you designated as your female friend.
Basically I went up to a nice girl I knew for a while and told her that I was looking to be more open and honest with myself and others and whether she wanted to help me doing so.
She agreed and now we meet every now and then and talk about all the shit we can't talk about with others.
Very similar to a psychologist, she recently started to make me write down list and goals, all the time giving me the feeling, that it's really about me.
If I wrote down 'kill someone', she'd probably ask me why, who and how, instead of recoiling in horror.
It's an entirely new and weird relationship for me, but with her it always feels like she wants me to be happy and vice versa.
Meanwhile, if I tell my other friends, I'm sort of depressed. They will immediatly ask about what they did wrong, what they can do for you, how they fit into that situation. Making it more about them correcting my perception of them, than me.

> inb4 you're gonna fuck
We'll see.

>>735576467

It's cool man, I used to care about getting a girlfriend that understands me and is willing to deal with my autism.

If you do decide to give up on girls like me, it isn't even that bad. It's like a weight has been taken off of your shoulders.

A lot of people die alone, it's nothing new. Do some research, it helped "dreamers" like me see the truth of my situation.

And it doesn't even feel bad, less pressure is always good.

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>>735568864
Do you talk with your eyes closed and finger pointed up when you talk about things?

>>735576771

No one with autism does that.

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>>735576467
Oh, I'm obviously using the term relationship in a non-romantic context here.

>>735576754
My point is, not wanting a gf, doesn't mean that half of the human population has no purpose in your world.
You could not want a gf and yet still hang out with women. Personally I find them to be more interesting on average. The best part is, if you're not constantly being annoyed by the possibility of fucking them, you'll be more open and so will they.
It always seemed strange to me that someone would reject most people, because they don't want them to act in a specific role, but completely ignore that they can play a myriads of other roles in your life.

>>735573910
you sound like an insufferable cunt no one would want to have kids with you. So much for evolutionary boon.

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>>735577167

I have gone to sperm banks located all over the country to make sure my DNA is passed on.

I have more than 1300 children, so much for trying to stop us from taking over normie.

>>735576754
Also, i think not wanting a gf, is a healthy mindset. Enjoy your life and if you ever find someone that you think is interesting enough. Consider intertwining your lives more.
Don't pick out a single person and force her and yourself to behave in a way, that doesn't seem natural, just to be in a relationship.

>>735574544
so do you not feel anything if emotions are stupid in general?

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>>735577100
I'm also just thinking aloud here, so don't be surprised if it doesn't seem thought out. It's more a bunch of realizations I've been pondering over, than real advice.

I think Autistic people are great. I don't have to interact with their obnoxious asses and they want to be left alone to exist in their heads. It's a win / win situation for everyone.

>>735568011
I have never been officially diagnosed but am almost 100% sure I have the assburgers.

Imagine a life where 75% + of your brain function is automatically routed to trying to put together the things you see like a puzzle. Imagine walking into a club full of dancing people & flashing lights and having your brain start trying to make sense of the randomness. It's not fun and can easily overload someone like me.

The converse is usually true when dealing with things like programming or math. I know that everything fits together and it's a matter of finding how, which is easier when you brain is almost fully devoted to that sort of thing.

I personally also experience issues with texture when eating. I cannot eat most vegetables because the feeling of them in my mouth makes me physically gag. Same for some fruit and some other things.

I also can't take many smells. Most of the time when a person walks by with cologne (even things like axe too) or perfume I will feel it hit me like a wall. I get headaches if exposed for too long.