>>735561234 Cont thread for OP who has a comb stuck in his ass

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Warhammer dude here, continue shitposting.

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wheres the screencap fag

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>>735563169
Suck a dick idiot

>>735563322
There was literally so much more too screencap you porch monkey

>>735563322
Atleast he have nice ass. Too bad his asshole will look like shit.

>>735563460
I didn't cap the whole thing some other anon said they have it all

>>735563322
That's it?

>>735563534
Lets hope so because it got so much better

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>>735563721
Fucking legend.

Bless.

>>735563721
And It all started with a fidget spinner and an asshole.

>>735563913
humble beginnings

>>735563721
Skeleton gif fag here glad too be in such a good thread

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>>735563721
BY THE NINE DIVINES!!!

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>>735562895

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i swear if OP punctured his prostate id have enough keks to feed starving african children

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>>735564176

>>735564248
Lol crunching sound

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>>735564248

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>>735562895
Could've been worse, he could've chosen then knife.

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>>735564360

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>>735564418

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>>735564514

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Kek sounds awful

>>735564417
But the knife prob wouldn't have gotten lodged in his ass

>>735564726
Hoooly shit this guy's a legend OP did it so we didn't have to

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CRUNCHING

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>>735564752
Hahaha when it would've been better to put a knife in your ass instead.
>I wouldn't be here if I had used the knife

Oh my this made my entire week and I thought there would be no more legends on 4chan this is why I always come back

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>>735565054

>>735565054
fuk this guy

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>>735565054
Dunno ask OP

>>735564360
Lol he was crying about how he couldnt sit in his car we should have let him walk to the hospital lol then he really could have gotten fucked

I hope he comes back

>>735565307
Kek
>driving down street see guy with comb hanging out ass

>>735565392
he thought he was actually gonna die kek

>>735564418
More complaining XD

>>735565054
Holy fuck they actually are $0! I just got 3, had to pay $10 in shipping though

this was funny asf good not indeed

>>735565596
Awesome, shove them up you're ass when they come in

>>735565634
fuck night* I'm drunk I hope I remember this shit tomorrow

>>735565647
>your****
I swear I'm not a nigger

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>>735562895

>>735565682
>>735565689
you and me both mate

>>735565736
"I think I'm gonna die Fml"
Lol no shit words of regret from OP the legend

Anyone remember the dude who shoved a pin through the head of his cock and was gushing out blood. He also said he thought he was going to die and that he was too scared to see a doctor.

Never a dull moment with these fucking retards.

>>735566046
Remember OP who shoved a fucking comb up his ass and couldn't get it out?

>>735566046
FUCK THAY GUY
I have pics around but they are online

>>735566046
Lol

working on an actually good screencap. will post when done. continue to shitpost my friends

>>735566118
F

As in FML

Does anyone think OP died?

>>735566267
hopefully not guy deserves too win the lottery after what he did us

>>735566267
Because he said he heard crunching and that sounds like his anal cavity being ripped apart by his comb

>>735566132
I was the fucking guy who kept rerolling for him to put it through the head of his cock. Then made the "who you calling pinhead" picture.

>>735566355
and I thought Fidget Spinners were meant to help with Autism

>>735566358
Nah I think it was the teeth of the comb breaking

>>735566370
Idk why he did it erect and then thought it'd be a good idea to pull it out
He Steve Irwin'd his dick

CRUNCHING

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>>735562895
Was OP a girl?

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Spoon

>>735566436
Yeah fuck, the picture of the blood coming out of his cock still disturbs me.

>>735562895
Put topside without brissles up and pull out slowly.. only thing you can do.. if blood is that had go to hospital

>>735566609
Lol he ruined that spoon

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>>735566675
I swear there's bloody mucus on one of those turd nuggets

>>735566560
There's no cock showing in any photos maybe OP was a nasty Tom Boy girl

>>735566657
You act as if his asshole wont retract onto the comb. You can't just lift it out.

>>735566876
You should show it to a mate after they've used one, make em think you dun some nasty shit to their spun

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>>735566609
>>735566774
#prayforOP

>>735566980
Holy shit you're a genius

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>>735566774

>>735567160
"Round 3"
OP would have done an actual knife that's pretty badass

Reminds me of the character in Spielberg's "Close Encounters"...

Lacombe.

>>735567160
I was gonna point out too him that there was bristles missing and more would definitely come off but decided not too... not sure how too feel bout that

>>735567293
Lol I'm so happy it played out the way it did

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OP put it quite far inside their ass, that's a lot of potential bristles to break off in a ass.
Not tomention the hook at the end that wouldn't snap off

>>735567388
"And the Darwin Award for 'Best Tonsorial Death' goes to..."

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>>735567501
>>735567293

Pretty deep, half way?

My god this has been the best post in a long while on /b/, bless you OP.

Thinking of songs to play while waiting

"Sweet Comb Alabama"
"Wherever I May Comb"
"Toothless"

>>735568003
Blood Shit - Ballgina comes to mind.

>>735567501
"Lol lemme twist it maybe it will come out? *Crunch* *crunch* *crunch* *crunch* *Starts bleeding heavily*
*Cries to /b/ for help*"

>>735567388
it was like so many people could have stopped it but im kinda glad we didn't

>>735568300
He didn't even really make a challenge to stop from getting injured the first persons requested and he listened

>>735568300
Welcome to /b/ buddy. You came here about 7 years too late.

>>735568460
Yo when's the screenshots done tho

>>735568404
the fact he brought out 2 knives and a comb, and the syringe (like someone was going to pick that), made it difficult to not have any damage caused, plus he was so keen, that all it took was 1 person to choose, done.

>>735568613
Why the fuck are you asking me you mong.

>>735568693
How big is your moms prolapsed asshole mothercucker

>>735568893
I'll cut you some slack since you're clearly new. Run along little newfag. Don't forget to type sage in all fields on your next post. /thread

>>735569122
Eat some cum u horrible cunt

im too gay and retarded to make the cap, plus my shitty laptop doesnt have enough ram to put the pics together. imgur.com/a/ekdkx goodnight /b/

>>735569412
I plan on shooting my load into my mouth tonight actually. Not that it fucking matters.

>>735569417
>imgur.com/a/ekdkx
someone make a bigger screencap

>>735569705
You're really asking for a fucking lot you lazy fuck. Do it yourself or get fucked nobody is going to give a fuck about that thread tomorrow.

>>735569931
i think he meant someone "made" a bigger screencap

If only he would post a pic from e.r w/ an update

>>735571056
Really tho hopefully OP is okay.
>currently having surgery to have comb bristles removed from prostate

>>735571429
Do not envy his trip through the wards, meet his local fit single nurses with a comb stuck in his ass

>>735571429
He will be alright man he's just gonna be embarrassed for a very very very long time

Come back, op, this other cunt said he'd fuck two lizards

>>735563322
Legendary keks