Hey b, what would you do if you became billionaires?

make everyone i know rich

>>735560365

Buy literally pots of gold

I collect such things, silver too

I would put enough money back for me to live comfortably for the rest of my life. I would travel the earth and help others in need on my journey.

>>735560365
Kill people that annoy me. Could be anyone that looks at me wrong, cuts me off driving.

probably buy a country

>>735560711
This, except I'd probably only travel locally. Try to gain influence and make actual change. I'd only hand out helpings to those in need in a sustainable way, not like give a homeless guy a hot meal, but pay for his schooling so he can get a job, etc.

Two chicks at the same time

>>735560365
buy 4chan and filter every vowel to the word "meme"

Whenever someone makes another chan I destroy it.

every repeating digits gets an redtext bold subtext in all caps "KAKAROT!"

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>>735561027
thats my shit

I would invest much of my money in enterprising companies who will grow big one day, as well as setting everybody up by starting the fucking illuminati and ruling over the world

to make it a better place of course

and to vanquish commie scum

>>735561095
Your a man with a vision Anon.

But an sr-72 and fly it over nude beaches.

>>735561266
KAKAROT!

>>735561266
And bomb them?

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>>735560365
Buy myself a house, a nice car, save like 200k for college tuition for my possible future kids, each. Give each of my family members and close friends 1m each. Get all the luxuries I always wanted and do my hobbies 24/7. All while making sure I separate enough money to live for about 70 years. Probably about 5m-10m

>>735560365
Offer Trump a job playing with teenage girls
>Anything to get him out of the Oval Office

Hookers, alchohol, and self loathing. So pretty much the usual but with hookers.

>>735561426
sauce

>>735561426
moar or gib sauce

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>>735561206
>starting the fucking illuminati
this guy

>>735561027
What's on channel 9 right now?

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>>735561575

>>735560365
give my sisters a better life without spoiling them rotten.

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>>735560365
build an arcade hall that's cheap to play in

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Hookers, guns, and blow.

>>735560365
I would buy 4chan and change it to the wrong shade of pink, and you could not change the color to anything else.

I'd also get rid of /fit/ and /pol/ because fuck those retards

>>735561095
meme 4chan and meme every vowel to the word "meme"
Whenever someone memes another chan, I meme it.
every meming digits memes an (sic) redtext bold subtext in all caps "KAKAROT"

Buy a small house, pay for my college, buy a good enough car, and then invest a lot of it and keep most of it saved up. The only thing I'd spend any of it on that's just pure luxury would be some instruments and recording equipment because I'm a musical fag.

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Buy enough computing power to split the bitchain several times and make Bitcoin worthless.

>>735560365
I'd sleep

>>735562272
>one quick local CSS edit later it's back to the correct color
money wasted

give everyone I know and like $269 a week for life.

>>735562453
Same, but I'd also buy a screen tablet because I'm an art fag.

>>735562272
You'd die of a heart attack first, fat fuck

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>>735560365
Ungodly amounts of opioids

Travel more, get a place in like LoDo, beyond that I probably wouldn't do a whole lot different

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Pay people to do the things they never would with me.

eat at my favorite place everyday and tip ridiculous amounts.

>If I became a billionaire, that'd be because I worked hard as fuck.

>Which means none of this bullshit about saving college for my children or house buying, or car buying, or anything would make any sense at all

>My focus would depend on my level of ambition by the time

>that means, I would probably focus on creating more, or just simply using that money to have time for things that do care, such as health, quality time with family, hobbies, etc

Pro tip: don't fucking waste your time on college, and learn how to fucken sell

bye

>>735562455
>make Bitcoin worthless
thats going to happen on its own

>>735561333
Spy plane , take pics lol

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>>735562791
Hope you like blurry titties

Burritos and hookers.
/thread

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>>735560365
I would build a kind of electric scooter for three persons.
I would be sitting in the middle, a hooker would be sitting in front and giving me a blowjob, a professional massagist woman would massage my back. Both would be covered by a tarp, so I can go anywhere I want without shocking people.
And I would spend all my days getting sucked and massaged, going wherever the fuck I want, with other slaves spoonfeeding me when I desire.

>Depends how many billions we're talking about
Honestly, though, I'd make paying off my family's and friends' debts, and setting aside college funds for the family's kids my top priorities. This includes my debts.
I'd then give the local natural history museum enough money for them to put my name in conspicuous places,
make an Undertale animated series happen with Toby Fox as a lead director,
whore out (figuratively and literally) as many DeviantArtists as I wish on a continuous basis,
rent out an entire whorehouse in Bangladesh long enough so that I could fuck as many brown lolis as I want and consecutively turn everything in it over to the UN,
buy a couple of lots of land so that I can live a snowbird lifestyle,
renovate the mini-mansion in my dad's side of the family to pristine condition,
and set up a top-notch investment portfolio while setting aside at least $24 million to live off of for the rest of my life. This will cover everything else I want to do.

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>>735562764
you'd think so but i actually doubt it, a lot of rich and powerful people are investing into bitcoin. don't think they will just lift their shoulders and do nothing if it starts to crumble

Build my dream cars, own my dream home/garage, run for president, then bomb sand niggers while in the white house. Probably go to college and pay off my sisters debt along with my own.

>>735560365
Have sex with many underaged people. Probably no younger than 10, but if they're cute I could make exceptions.

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>>735560365
i'd fun Communists in mexico to over throw their government then keep funding them to rebuild infrastructure they may have lost. send people to train the workers for any tasks

they may need if they kill all the kulak farmers send farmers to teach newfags how to farm

then hire scientist and make the country focus their resources on science and space flight

then with my money and making the country stable i would live in my socialist paradise even chill in space if i wanted to

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Become a superhero. My symbol would be a swastika of course.

>>735562850
Lol sr 71 the old version would take great pics at mach 4. The replacement Lockheed is working on, should be able to take them at mach 6.

Barely over supersonic at lower altitude, they would be crystal clear.

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Give it all away and live like Diogenes.

>>735563115
>>735562764
>>735562455

Only people who belive in bitcoins enough to invest their dollars are the ones who buy it, and therefor set the price.
Can't crumble?

>>735563286
Why not do both at the same time?
Be the magic hobo!

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>>735562674
>nobody makes fun of muh /b/ we r legion

>>735560365
Quit my job, shitpost and fap.

>>735563201
Pedo alert

>>735560365
>Have house built
>Build large wall around property
>Auire substancial arsenal.
>Hire round the clock security
>Never leave house
>Await coming race war with niggers
>Adorn all trees with hanging nignogs like it's Christmas everyday.
White power.

>>735560365
Make a youtube channel and burn it all for sick views.

Donate 99% to the needy.

>>735563414
What gave that away, inspector?

Obtain ISP's from 4chan's servers
Hunt you all down and kill you
Also, shrimp pizza and killer bud

>>735560365
i would financially ruin people i hate, and bring bad things to those who get in my way

>>735563444
Lies. You're just virtue signaling because you know it'll never happen.

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>>735563444
WITNESSED

>>735563359
huh?

If we are talking billionaire, give each of my immediate fam 20 mil and a 1-2 mil house (except my dad because fuck him) and travel the world spending ridiculous sums in expensive hotel penthouses and seeing every sight imaginable.

I would also give like 1-200 mil to charities like cancer research and heart foundations etc and then a few mil to aid charities like syrian chairty and an oxfam type (but not oxfam because they use too much on salaries).

Not to mention the amount of investment i would do. I would set up my own IT company providing equipment and also have a branch for general solutions. I would also invest in a few franchises and create a portfolio of mid price properties.

Life would be the shit

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>>735563427
They have medications that can help your delusions, you sad little piss ant.

Pic related, it's you, anon

>>735560365
Become an aimless mess. With no boundaries or limits, I would eventually get bored with life and an hero.

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I'd be dead in a week from partying

>>735563482
>killer bud
Kill yourself.
>>735563533
Don't cut yourself anon. Cut the faggot above instead.

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>>735563206

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>>735560365
I would become a millionaire

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>>735563414
looks like sherlock holmes isn't just fictional after all

>>735563482
would you hire the haxxor known as 4chan?

>>735563600
You first, you low-grade shit muffin
on the saturated slaughterhouse yard of life

>>735560365
Invest half, use the other half to live like the most fucking spoiled trust fund kid ever.

>>735562850
they only get blurry over japanese beaches

>>735562541
No, the whole site is in FlashPlayer so you cant change anything

>>735563536
>virtue signaling

Is this a /pol/ meme?

>>735560365

pay 100k to hot virgins to lose their virginity with me. Pop a 10/10s cherry every night.

pay 10 million to an attractive woman with an IQ above 150 to father my children.

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>>735563867
little do you know my home board is /f/ so id welcome the change

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>>735560365
I would finance this rescue of this site in my town, look at the fucking pyramids abandon by the government jesus.

>>735560365
I did. Quit day job, everything else pretty much the same.

>>735563877
I'm not /pol/ but I don't know where it originated. Kinda sounds more like tumblr now that you mention it but I don't use that either.

>>735564002
what else? you'd have like 99.9% of your money left

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>>735564098
I would finance season 3 of spice and wolf

>>735563414
Fuck you nignog

imagine, you're living in Brazil, dirt poor. You're 14 years old, living on the street and sniffing industrial glue to quell your hunger pangs. You live off pickpocketing and you were almost raped more than once. You begin in the streets for money for bread.

One day a very wealthy man tells you how beautiful you are, come with me he says to you. You takes you to a restaurant, you can order anything you want. He takes you back to his luxurious mansion with AC and comfy beds. You're allowed to live here if you want to, the wealthy man tells you. This wealthy man wants to rub you and kiss you and make your body feel good. The penetration might hurt the first couple of times and the anal might not be the most pleasant thing, but your tummy is full and you have warm bath water and comfy bed. Is that really monstrous?

Admittedly there would some kids who get it a lot worse; like the idea of hanging one of them gets me pretty hard. But the majority would be well taken care of and loved.

>>735563594
Unless that medication is the eradication of minorities on mass. Not interested faggot.

>>735564002
À worthy cause anon. I hope someday you have the funds you need to do this.

Could you fix up the grounds on your own?

>>735564300

>>735562707
Not living in eastern canada by any chance?

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>>735564300
>>735564472

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>>735564155
oh nice, im still waiting for it. glad to hear it'll finally happen!

>>735564300
The dubs should prove that this would be an act of luv and generosity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRkrascT_iM

Bethesda wants to sell mods for skyrim and fallout 4 for real money

>>735560365
No joke, give the majority of it away.

Give a shitton of money to my 10 closest friends

Give away another large portion to a worthwhile charity

Publish a book or two

buy a self sufficient mobile home (solar panels, water filtration, etc.)

Retire comfortably on a million dollars for the rest of my life.

I'm really not that greedy

become a millionaire

Invest in bio engineering to make myself a android capable of human emotions and actions that lives past 200 years

>>735563206
You dont know a shit about mexican communism
it sucks it would fucking suck like venezuela
so you are probably a poor asshole living in chiapas or guerrero or you are a super pendejo cuck libtard

>>735560365
Buy an upscale house and do drugs in it and never leave

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>>735560365
Hire a team of mercenaries and start fucking ISIS raw with a 10 inch cock

They are a bunch of inbred borderline retarded goat fuckers that any proper army could destroy in an afternoon, so I'll hire Academe or whatever PMC I can to kill these fuckers in droves and stop them from raping and torturing people.

After that I'll finance public housing for the homeless, and stop them from getting sick from living on the streets, set up community gardens so they can feed themselves.

After that I'll host an SJW meetup that ends with all of those assembled getting gassed to death using carbon monoxide

After that I'll go on a killing spree, kill a bunch of neo nazis and westboro baptist fucks.

After that I'll flee to Venezuela with a whatever money I have left and retire knowing I made the world a better place

>>735564002
Fuck yeah, archaeology!

>>735562707
Fucking same, fuckin same my man

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>>735565037
not sure if decent plan

>>735560365
Sleep. I would sleep.

>>735562747
You're an idiot and that's not what this thread is about

>>735565304
When you are rich you can get away with anything
just bribe the fucking judge and you can literally murder your way across the world.

>>735565338
Yes sleep finaly

>>735565019
Venezuela is nationalist if you included race then it could be Nazism

Mexican communism would be great if a billionaire funded them most of them time communist countries cant last because their infrastructure is destroyed via revolution.

part of the reason why the Ussr couldnt stay alive most of their factories were destroyed in WW2 america still had their numerous factories still intact

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>>735560365
Billionare meaning multiple billion?
>buy a computer with 64 gbs of ram 4 1080 tis and a 30 tb ssd.
>get one of those cool pools that sinks into the ground and becomes a pool
>buy a shit ton of nice cars.
>get a butler.
>install a movie theater (full size) into my house
>buy every ticket to a basketball game and give them all away.
>buy every ticket to a football game and keep them all to myself.
>buy a room in a Disneyworld resort.
>make westworld a reality.
>pay celeberties to send me nudes. (Katy perry, ana de armas, ariana grande.)
>buy a yacht.
>buy an full sized airplane.
>put a movie theater in it.
>buy a house for every one in my family.
>be that one cool friend who buys people (i knew before i was rich) whatever they want.
>donate 10,000$ to darksydephil to get him off of youtube.
>donate a million to a cam girl on the condition she will live with me.
>have a room dedicated to porn
>pay ana de armas (i really like her) to sit on my face.
>give 100,00 to some random homeless fuck.
>host another dashcon
>offer free tickets
>burn the fucker to the ground with people in it.
>buy a shit ton of movie props from movies i like
(A clockwork orange, back to the future, etc.)
>pay the local kkk chapter to go to some random fucks back yard and start up a cross burning ritual for the fuck of it.
>pay andy sixx to lay a log in my mouth
>pay bank robbers to rob a bank for me
>go to africa and burn down a village.
>buy a copy of nintendo world championships gold cart.
>hang it on my wall.
>pay cdpr to stop making cyberpunk and make witcher 4
>pay valve to make half life 3
>make a whole room in my house a tempurpedic matress.
And much much more

pay off my debts.

>>735564493
No but i ordered these from Montreal. Oxymorphone and hydromorphone. Never seen in USA, I assume they're Canadian generics?

>>735560365
Buy b and turn it into a forum for feminazis

>>735565846
You materialistic fuck
enjoy being given a ticket to change the world and basically using it as an elaborate way to jack off

>>735565846
Oh and also run a plantation and hire only black people

>>735565972
So make it an extension of buzzfeed?

>>735560365
Put half of my questionable-billion-dollar funds into savings for pocket cash, blow the rest

>Shove money into gf and I's family
>shove money into close friends
>marry gf
>disappear with wife, never to return
>have a life filled of drugs and travel


Yeah. That sounds about right.

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live for a while and then eventually die.

I would buy women. All those from when I was at school who are married now or whatever, and the fit teachers. All in one room bent over all in a line. Get off my face on coke and pop some Viagra then fuck them all down the line.

>>735560365
buy investment quality works of art and whatever else I was in the mood for. You're talking about a budgetless figure