im a female. ask me anything

show tits?

you know the rules, tits or gtfo

>>735554119
Tits or gtfo

When did you lose your virginity?

>>735554119
Where's the tits and timestamp?

you can't mask that axe wound with perfume, vile wench

>>735554119
Tits or gtfo

>>735554316
Stupid anon. We don't ask anything until supposed femanon gives tits and timestamp as proof

>>735554316

still a virgin

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it's me, op

Should I join the Pentecost church to be with a chick that obviously likes me but won't date me because I'm agnostic?

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>>735554450

>>735554119
why aren't you live streaming you doing loli voices for me

>>735554412
ah, sorry

>>735554119
Can you please post several pictures of your exposed breasts with a visible timestamp in each?

>>735554505

i can do loli voices my voice is high pitched

>>735554119
Do you own bitcoin yet? Have you used it? Do you have a wallet address I can send some satoshis to prove in serious about buying your asshole for a few days?

>>735554491
Nah dude it's best to practice whatever you want bc it won't be worth it after a few years of dating that chick probably. Who knows tho

>>735554606
you should then!

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>>735554119
Why are you so starved for attention

Sage goes in every field, gentlemen.

Hello! My name is Tyler and I primarily use Reddit. When did you discover this website and what keeps you coming back? >>735554119

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For all the anons not demanding tits with timestamp

>>735554690

i do sometimes

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>>735554119
would you suck my dick OP?

>>735554119
You are not even trying to bait, amazing!

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>>735554119

>>735554804
as you should!

>>735554752

i discovered this website a few years back but started frequently using it about a few months ago. i come back bc of interesting threads i find on /b/, /pol/, and /h/ mostly

>>735554808

no i have a bf which is also why im not showing tits

>>735554684
That's a pretty big chance. I don't talk to women unless I've done my homework and know she's a really good fit. This one is a really solid choice for what I want.

But I suppose you're right. I can't make such a drastic change for anyone.

>>735555001
awww damn

if you were single would you?

>>735554925

ill probably start doing them more often

>>735555001
You're fucking anonymous it doesn't matter

Tits or gtfo

>>735554316
>>735554427
>>735554505
>>735554606
>>735554752
Samefag, probably op trying to step up a notch in his own pathetic bait.

nigger

nigger

nigger!

>>735555068

i would want to get to know somebody before wanting/ not wanting to sucking their dick

>>735555097
no one of those is just me shitposting shitty threads sorry. but here's a (you) for you

>>735555089

id feel really guilty if i did that so no

>>735555291
ok, if you knew me and you liked me, do you think you'd like sucking my dick?

>>735555032
Did she say she would date you if you joined the church?

>>735555409

idk

niigg

>>735554808
Moar?

>>735554119
is getting penetrated by cock as degrading as I assume it is?

>>735555291
What, I can't understand hookerish try saying it again slowly please.

nigger

remember to use sage

>>735555555

>>735555661

im a virgin so im not sure.

>>735555369
Then you aren't a girl, you're a faggot looking for attention. See >>735554773

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>>735555511
do you like sucking your bf?

>>735555640
here ya go

>>735555350
Sure thing sir! I believe (you)

>>735555817

lol ok

>>735555789
HAHAHA... you're serious?

>>735555470
No she didn't but she basically is already. Only thing we haven't really done is sex but I'm not going to even touch that on account of me wanting to do things "the right way"

Guess I just want to make it official but can't because I'm not a Christian.

>>735555902

never have before because im in a long distance relationship. meeting him in about a week tho

s

Hi, Tyler from Reddit again. I usually masturbate while thinking about floor tiles. When you masturbate what are you thinking about? Your fetish? Your boyfriend? Do you ever masturbate just for the heck of it?>>735554119

>>735555946

ye

>>735554119
What looks better to you circumcised or uncircumcised

>>735556026

usually its while talking to my bf when we're horny(we talk online), and while thinking about fetishes which i usually talk to him about too

>>735554119
Tyler from reddit sounds like a stalker, idk if you want to answer his questions

>>735556061

no opinion

>>735555902
Damn baby you are so nice

>>735556040
You don't see many girls make it to 18 and still be a virgin.

niiiiggggggeeeeerrrr

>>735555789
well think about it, lying on your back with your legs spread eagle and a guy penetrating you. what comes to mind?

>>735556260

i wanna lose it soon

>>735556210
would you suck it?

>>735556176
list 5 of your to fetishes in order

>>735556318

sounds hot

>>735555902
dude wtf is wrong with your balls

>>735556026
I was going to masturbate but when I saw that word that ends whith "ditt" my dick went limp

>>735556349
To completion

>>735556343
Isn't that what the bf is for?

>>735556389

mostly sub/dom stuff, collars, all that. i dont wanna get too much into explaining

>>735554450
Not funny. Way too soon.

>>735556468
gaaaaay

>>735554119
would you ever consider a guy less than 5'6"?

>>735556476

yes but we're long distance and meeting soon

>>735556553
are you dom / sub or switch it up?

How old are you OP?

>>735556607

i dont want to sound petty (i cant stand girls who hates guys under 6') but id prefer him to be taller than me and im 5'6

>>735556629

sub

>>735556616
Oh, well, make it memorable.
You only get one shot at it.

>>735554808
What kind of fucking socks are you wearing you faggot

>>735556595
I'm a girl, not gay lol

>>735556734
so as a sub you'd do anal

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why can't I get a gf? been laid a few times, is fun, but I want like, an invested relationship.
How git gurl?

>>735556877

not really into it but i might do it some time

>>735556468
id only let you if you cupped my nuts while you were at it

>>735556777
nice trips, they are thermal socks, it was cold when i took that pic

>>735554119
>Tits or gtfo

>>735556951

find somebody with common interests and get to know them, dont rush into getting into a relationship. most of all dont be a cunt. most girls dont like that

HOW OLD ARE YOU OP!! ANSWER YOU STUPID BITCH! Also tits or gtfo

Your body is a sacred temple. Do not be tempted by the sin of lust for a brief moment of ecstasy. When the great lord sends down his messenger, he will use one of our bodies as a vessel. Our savior's body shall not be tainted with the stain of man's grief. Shall your soul be tortured and damned if you lay with a man before your marriage.

Having a boyfriend in no way takes away your right to be independent person... keep your face out of the pic to protect your identity, but as someone who trolls /b/ as you say you do, have some respect for the rules and post your tits with a time stamp please...

>>735554119
Rule #1
There are no girls on the Internet.

This means that your being the fairer sex doesn't matter here. You aren't entitled to attention like in the real world. If you want to have any value here, we need tits+timestamp or you can gtfo

>>735556976
>>735557425
Thus, come be a /b/ sub

YOU STUPID BITCH STUPID STUPID BITCH!! MODS MODS MODDDDSSSS!!

>>735554119
Why are you lying?

>>735554752
REDDIT FAG REEEEEE

>>735554119
Favorite book? Movie? Game?

SAGE!!! FUCKIN SAGE SAGE SAGE!!

>>735558207

i dont read books or watch movies, my favourite game is csgo i guess

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>>735555902

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Tits or GTFO.
That's the rule sweetheart.

>>735558333
do you get turned on by the thought of getting fucked by a BBC

>>735554119
How big is your dick?

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>>735558504

>>735558813
>>>/gif/ you fucking cuck faggot

If double dubs everyone must send OP a dick pic

>>735558813

no

What do women want when you are to propose to them? What would make a perfect proposal IYO?

>>735554773
Fucking SAVED

>>735554119
can you share yours feminine penis?

>>735554450
Too soon

>>735558935

never been proposed to. its different for other people tho

>>735554450
Too soon.

>>735559208

who even is that

>>735559308
>to be this new
It gives me a small call back of when i was a newfag.

>>735559446
Once a newfag, always a newfag.

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>>735559613
fuck, you're right.

>124 replies
Surely there will be tits in this thread!
...
I'm ashamed at what you've become /b/

To all the faggots posting in this thread if your post isnt "tits or gtfo" then ur cancer.

>>735559887
but what about ur post?

>>735559884
have you ever heard the phrase "b was never good"?

>>735559884
Summer fags. what did you expect?

Tyler from Reddit again. I have one final question that's been on my mind for a really long time. About a week ago I went to a game-night my town holds where I met this really awesome woman. She is about fifty years in age. We were hanging out and having a great time all night until it came to closing hours. She said she really enjoyed the time we spent together and she would like to do it again sometime. She put her number on my cellphone, as did I, and she kissed me on the cheek and left. Sure enough, I get a call the next day from her number. I answer the phone and a guy named Peter immediately starting shouting at me (he sounded completely intoxicated) to never call this number and forget about what happened last night. He said he would bash my skull in if I ever tried anything like that again. I was flabbergasted. I later found this woman on the Facebook and it turns out she has been married for twenty-somewhat years. Boy did I feel betrayed. We connected so well. I thought I had finally found a companion. A partner that would be by my side. I'm tired of working. I'm tired of searching and waiting. I'm just ... tired. I missed the early years of my life while in prison. Please, what is it like to have young love?

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>>735554119
How is it your gender manages to be worse than the Jews?

Are you all trying really hard? Or is it just the way you are?

>>735561347
I would love to rail her 14 year old asshole
Beat the hood right outta her

>>735554119
Bumping

>>735561347

most women are fucking retarded, especially feminists. not sure how but i cant stand most women

Spread legs

>>735554119
why is your species such shit? i'm not a neckbeard, i'm married for 19 years, but seriously, other than my wife, women are just plain shit. it's like you fuckers aren't even on the same planet. WTF?

How long did it take you to find out you were a female?

>>735566248

i have no idea, i cant fucking stand most women. almost all of them are dipshit feminists and its almost impossible to find a woman whos rational in 2017

>>735555936
So tits or gtfo, Chuck.

>>735555369
Only human females are ashamed to show their breasts even though it's completely natural, we see it all the time in nature. Maybe you just need an enlightened boyfriend who sees the world for what it is and not how people want you to see it as. Your bf seems stupid. And no, I don't want to see your tits, your stupidity is a turn off.

>>735567578

HAHAHHAHA ok

>>735567239
you should talk to my wife. she's probably the only sane woman on the planet