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sunday's best rekt/gore

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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sunday's best rekt/gore
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>>735555555
HOLY SHIT
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>>735555655
>When Michael Bay has a $75 budget
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>>735554047
lol... even niggers hate niggers.
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>>735555823
Cops in America are such fucking pussies. The guy has a knife and is standing 15 feet away from you. In UK our police aren't pansies, they recognize that they signed up for a dangerous job and use non lethal force unless absolutely necessary
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>>735555823
was that guy only holding a knife? i mean it would make sense to shoot if he were holding a gun or bomb but slowly walking over towards them with a knife? surely a taser would have made more sense - seems like that cop helped that guy commit suicide
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Any got the clip of the truck running over the paint can and it flying and killing some poor fucker like 100 yards away?
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>>735556128
>says the faggot who couldn't do a cop's job even if he had 10 other faggots helping him

talk about being a pussy
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>>735556437
>But it was only a knife
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>>735556128
>>735556437
it's much easier to close that gap with a knife than you realize
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>>735556437
He had plenty of opportunity to drop the knife and/or not move. I'm sure they yelled it at least six times at the beginning of the video
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k, here is a new one
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>>735556489
>says the faggot who couldn't do a cop's job even if he had 10 other faggots helping him

what is that based on? im pretty sure most people that arent disabled could easily shoot that guy with a taser or pepper spray him etc. if you think in the first place that that cop shooting that guy instead of subduing him is difficult then youre the pussy
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>>735556489
Im in the military. I didn't join because I want a free pass to murder people though, unlike the cunts on your police force
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>>735556764
This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGzeyO3pGzw
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>>735556766
yeah - meaning he clearly WANTED to be shot
>>735556764
its also easy to use pepper spray and/or a taser too - that dude looked like a hunchback or some shit i have to assume the cops could outrun him easily or else theyre physically unfit to be cops.
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>>735556786
A knife is way more dangerous than people want to think. If you have a knife and you run at a guy with a gun drawn on you, that's your problem. No one made him hold the knife and no one made him approach the police
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>>735556128
The guy was almost certainly a Mexican invader, and would have been told in very loud voices several times to put the weapon down. It's best to shoot someone so stupid they can't figure out what to do next.
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>>735556786
Oh....you again.
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>>735556952
>he clearly WANTED to be shot

He got what he wanted and those cops saved the taxpayers a shitload of dollars. What's the problem?
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>>735555211
Dat filename
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>>735556789
being in the military does not mean you aren't a faggot
faggot
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I'm so fucking tired of you blobs of fat and flesh. You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death.

I mean, I knew 4 chan was a disgusting place, but holy FUCK

Never coming back to this website AGAIN
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>>735556437
NA cops for some reason aren't taught to handle certain confrontations correctly anymore.
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>>735556990
>No one made him hold the knife and no one made him approach the police

yeah he most likely did it because he wanted to kill himself and probably has mental issues - australian cops deal with knife wielding, meth addled cunts all the time that are a lot more threatening than this old fuck and they take them out non-lethally. american cops are either underskilled and/or just fucking pussies
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>>735557062
>Just cuck my shit up
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>>735556913

lol is she smiling?
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>>735557255
>Aspire to be like Australia

No thank you. Kill the tards
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>>735557206
Bye pussy
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>>735557062
hahaha, no i just dont suck amerifat cops' penis like you, friend
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>>735556128
London bridge police would disagree with your dumbass
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>>735556771
Some people just want to go to prison for no reason and it confuses me.
Kicking someone in the head that hard should be considered attempted murder IMO.
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>>735553665
She gets shot in the face and didn't die instantly...

Poor woman, this world is sick.
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>>735556771
Man, Larry David is a dick.
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>>735553665

Any context on this one? She doesn't seem like she sees it coming at all
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>>735555930
Death is close
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>>735556028
Trump voter demonstrating his new ATV.
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>>735557645
>Arrow pointing to the SUV that takes up half the screen

Thanks, I would have missed it otherwise
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>>735557691
It's somewhere on bestgore with audio. She sees it coming and is begging for her life. Stole from cartel drug dealers or something like that.
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>>735557255
That guy is almost certainly an invading latino - we have millions and millions of them her now. Why should a cop risk a stab wound from some third world shit who isn't allowed to be here in the first place and who can't follow simple directions to put the weapon down? Shoot it and move on.
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>>735556786
>I've never used pepper spray
>I've never had a taser fail
>I've never been a cop
>time for me to give everyone my expert advice.
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>>735556789
Your dumb even by military standards
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>>735557978
if you couldnt subdue that guy in that cops position then youre either morbidly obese or a pussy. end of story
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>>735557912
>>735557691

Found it
https://forum.deathaddict.com/threads/girl-is-shot-in-the-face-for-stealing-drugs-from-traffickers.4743/
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>>735557242
Obviously you haven't studied police practices through history then chief. They used to be worse. Media is the difference in making you think they are bad. Of course you just sit there and accept what the MSM says with that shit eating grin on.
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>>735558135
>Wanting to subdue a crackhead instead of just getting rid of one more piece of trash
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>>735557912
>>735558170

I appreciate the sauce. Messing with the cartels, not even once. She's lucky it was just a series of gunshots.
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>>735557255
>Australian cops deal with real criminals

Lol no
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>>735553665
How can you be shot in the head and still not die instantly. Hope she didn't suffer :( Even if she stole drugs she didn't deserve that.
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>>735553665
That's so wasteful. I'm I sick for preferring to turn a girl into my sex slave than to kill her?
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>>735558135
If you think you can stop someone on drugs single handedly you are more of a retard than I thought.
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Cleanse the gene pool one Brazilian at a time
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>>735556029
sides gone
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>>735558135
>siding with criminals
>End of story! because I have no expertise or good arguments

Stay a degenerate fag
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>>735555910
makes sense it would happen in this thread. some final destination shit
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>>735558483
>in that cops position

he had another person there and the suspect was literally like a 4ft high elderly gnome. youre seriously a pussy if you couldnt subdue that guy.
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>>735558476
Seriously. It seems like they could've recouped their losses easily and made a profit if they had enslaved her and sold her to some richfag.
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That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>735558873
Okay
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>>735558135
It's not uncommon for people to walk through tasers like they don't exist, and they can't be reloaded in time to hit someone who's 15 feet away, and 15 feet is close enough to close on trained professionals before they can switch weapons.

pepper spray blinds people, but they can still hear you or just remember where you were half a second ago or where you were moving.
>>735558292
This guy knows his stuff. Things only seem worse because you hear about every bad thing that happens in the world nowadays. that didn't even happen 15 years ago. violent crime rates are dropping, but everyone thinks it's worse than ever.
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>>735553665
>not fucking the body
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>>735558873
okay
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>>735558873
Ok
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>>735553729
>hey kats
>haha dont look at me kats
>uh oh, causing me concerns
>heck, big concerns
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>>735558711
And people on drugs tend to care less about self preservation, hence why a rabid dog is more dangerous than one that's just defensive.
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>>735557396
Sure you don't. Faggot
>>735557764
Keep crying, libshit.
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>>735558968
im not debating any of that - but lets look at this in context

>there are TWO officers present
>suspect is 4ft high
>suspect is old
>suspect walking at the speed of a cripple

if we were dealing with a rampaging guy that was rapidly advancing on the police and posed an actual threat then id agree with them shooting him. This guy was obviously not a threat. hell they even could have shot him in the leg.
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>>735553729

hmmm....tiger says...I feel like having chinese for lunch
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>>735553665
WTF happen to her I couldn't even see
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>>735559188
oh no! the F word! aAahhhh!!
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>>735559231
MODS!
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>>735553992
Holy fuck i bet thats the worse smell ever.
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>>735559231
HOLY FUCK, I'VE NEVER BEEN SO TRIGGERED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
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>>735557262

Kek.
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TOASTING IN EBIN BREAD LADS PUT ME IN LE SCREENCAP XDDDDDDD
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>>735559224
have you ever tried shooting someone in the leg? not as easy as hitting them center mass. Movies make it look much easier than it is. Even then, pretty likely to hit the femoral artery and have them bleed out either way.

and when someone is coming at you with a knife you don't tend to spend time thinking - "oh, yeah he's short an slow, i'll be fine." You do the first thing that comes to mind.
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>>735554293
Kek, it looks funny watching him dance.
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>>735559231
MODS
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>>735559231
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>>735557645
ohhhh, me so solly!
fucking chinks.
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>>735555211
Funny file name
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>>735553827
Story?
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>>735558135
Spotted the nigger. Go cry your blm faggot shit somewhere else.
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>>735559231
you went TOO far this time anon
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>>735556771

GOOOAALLLLLL
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>>735553788
of all my years ive been on this site

this is the first time i ever cringed so much

those fucking poor horse legs
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>>735559231
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>>735559588
>and when someone is coming at you with a knife you don't tend to spend time thinking - "oh, yeah he's short an slow, i'll be fine." You do the first thing that comes to mind.


but if youre a TRAINED police officer surely you should have the mental capacity to perform critical thinking in situations just like this one. Honestly i think in many other countries where police arent conditioned to shoot at the first sign of danger, the situation could have been handled significantly better.
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Less discussion, more repercussions.
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>>735558450
You don't belong on this site cuck.
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>>735559856
oh ur hurtin ma feelings please stop!
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>>735557764
>>735559188
Yup, typical trumpster dumpster making bad dicisions
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>>735558873

don't you get tired of the same copypasta?
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>>735560111

triggered
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>>735553992
They shoulda popped it
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>>735559984
>thinking 4chan is still the same thing as it used to be
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>>735560149
I'm sorry, but I have no originality in my words. I'm a basement dweller and being actually social in real life is hard. Especially when you have a potato face and a gene pool full of extra chromosomes.
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>>735560375
>Brazilian minecraft
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>>735556128
The London police are a "jogging club" !
And F you, I was a prison guard .
I walked the main line of a level 4 max prison.
With no weapons at all !
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>>735560375
What did this guy do to deserve such a brutal death?

This is the worst possible death.
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>>735560564
Probably a snitch

>Worst possible death

Nah ,the worst possible death is being beaten in the knees to death
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>>735560438
>I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

what would the 4chan be without you tho cuz
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>>735560564
>>Cucked a White man

https://youtu.be/gxGdZMT18fY
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>>735560618
I normally only lurk never comment but I gotta ask Story?
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>>735556764
real life isn't like league of legends. The knife guy isn't going to be able to insta-dash into the cop. the cop had his gun pointed at the guy. the cop should have used a taser.
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>>735560670

>>Its like sex with your mom...Its fun the first time...then it gets boring and we move onnto your dad
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>>735560739
some guy was born this way and his family does this to keep him from having perma seizure brain dead episodes. too bad you cant use shotgun therapy cuz trypophobia/euthanasia laws
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>>735559966
No, you're trained to do one of a couple things based on the situations you've been through. They don't teach you how to deal with elderly people with knives, they teach you how to deal with people with knives.

And I KNOW this, because I was one, even if it was for the military.
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>>735560618
can someone explain to wtf that is
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>>735559231
u bastard...
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>>735560829
heres to many more bro sons
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>>735560863
he looks like he has a bone hand coming out of his ass
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>>735556128
>>735556764 <-- this guys right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckz7EmDxhtU
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>>735560618
He had some degenerative muscle disease or something from what i remember with this last year. He wanted to die (I assume he's dead now) but they kept him alive for research purposes against his will.
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>>735560966
https://youtu.be/h7OyzcdvEyY

>>735560863
>>explains it all

>>735560739
Lurk Moar
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>>735559969
I've had a retard do that to me. Good think I hate cyclists and was watching the dumb fuck or that would have been him.
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>>735561138
any articles or proof or something?
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>>735561312
I'll take a look around give me abit
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>>735558711
>Pulls knife against gun wielding cops
>Menacingly begins taking steps towards said cops
>Endsupon4chanrektthread.jpg
This is natural selection at it's finest geezer deserved it, this is why it's America and not some other pussy country. If this guy was in Britian he would have wounded 11 people and been labeled misunderstood.
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>>735554047
>africanstickmassage
nigga thats detroit
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>>735561312
Its Your Boy....
>>Skinny Penis
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>>735560919
cmon man, ive had knives pulled on me before - once when i was 13 years old skateboarding past some junkies house (this fat bitch came out and threatened me and my friend with a machete for skating past her house for some reason (meanwhile her kid watched through the blinds)). honestly i was only slightly further away than that man with the knife was and all we did was laugh at this fat bitch cause we knew she would be way too unfit to chase us, then we skated off. Even at 13 i could easily assess the level of danger i was in, these cops should be able to as well.
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>>735561188
where i got the shotgun therapy idea btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osXqd4AJtwc

hope youre not scared of many holes
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>>735558955
Pic is related.
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>>735560829
Stop feeding the trolls newfag
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>>735556644
That wasn't a knife, that was a legit sword, depending what you consider a machete.
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>>735561378
wow you have a distorted sense of size
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>>735559855
Five years after the events of Resident Evil 4, Chris Redfield, now a member of the fictional Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance, is dispatched to Kijuju in Africa. He and his new partner Sheva Alomar are tasked with apprehending Ricardo Irving before he can sell a bio-organic weapon (BOW) on the black market.
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>>735561312
Proof Is In The puddin
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>>735561043
Was that nigga fucking a sheep?
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>>735561519
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>>735561504
No just blessed with girth to go with legnth...Funny you must have a small dicc
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>>735561420
>>735561188

but thts nothing this is the REKTest ytube vid i have in my library BY FAR

its a mouse thrown in a small snapping turtles tank to get eaten alive

https://youtu.be/SILRT0ADSFY?t=1m40s
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>>735556029
Zozzle
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This is the first time I see a rekt thread without normal fags asking for OP´s death and stuff
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>>735556913
walk it off mate
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>>735554047
Monkey see, monkey do.
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>>735561650
even if i did, i don't care cause im not an insecure child, but that guy in that picture has an above average penis, they only let guys in porn with big dicks shoot scenes. You have a distorted sense of size, prob caus you watch to much porn, or you have a superiority complex, prob the latter/
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>>735561685
Yeah I have a turtle to...

https://youtu.be/ZZxA0HxsGqI
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>>735560559
>"F" u
Kek. Go to bed youngfag
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>>735561930
The girlfriend/partner seems disappointed as fuck.

LMAO I'm fucking weak.
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>>735554177
There are so many better options for suicide.
What a dumb ass.
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>>735561923
No just dont care much about dicks...well only mine...not XDDD so easily...is that your dick or your boyfriends? Boyfriends im guessin... but that one is skinny....
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>>735556128
Agreed, that's fucking retarded.
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>>735553665
Talk shit get hit wit lead
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>>735560966
That's a lady having trouble eatin some kind of sausage without the casing. Maybe she'd have an easier time if she put it in a hotdog bun or held it to get a good firm bite.
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>>735561685
>>735561930

and the crazy thing is that in the video you can see at 2:16 when he gets spaghettified that he is actually still conscious, it is just his skinned body. you can see him open his eye as the turtle bites down in extreme pain. whoever made this video is a really bad guy but not gonna lie, kind of entertaining.. at least allah still love me ;D
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>>735557173
Being willing to suck cops' dicks makes you a faggot though.
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since when did a rekt thrd become a dick rate thread anyways...god /b/ is really fucked...
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>>735556489
As if every OTHER country in the world somehow has RETARDED criminals who are way less dangerous, right? That's why the US has like 1100+ police killings a year, and most other first world countries have, like, 3 in a dramatic year?
Yeah, clearly it's not because the cops are violent fucktards with an IQ cap. riiiiight.
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>>735554177
Flame on!
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>>735562371
https://youtu.be/lHaPRM53l80
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>>735558483
>>735558968
right, see:
>>735562336
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>>735560375
Fuck mn I think this is the worst one I've seen on here
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>>735562088
you simply have a poor sense of dimensions then, and are clearly i'd say 15. just remember that if your balls haven't dropped yet you have to go to the doctor.
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>>735553729
Are stormtroopers shooting at em?
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>>735556128
you fags let your princess get killed by the press lol
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>>735560375
Go be white somewhere else.
Also dead.
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>>735558054
You're* a dumbass
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>>735562336
I think its more about gun accessibility...US has to deal with everyone having guns illegally and concealing them...3rd world countries...everyone carries guns in plain sight with no fucks...Britian very few pplz have guns at all...US everyone with a gun willing to shoot a cop has them hidden because they are not permitted...Moral of the story is US cops and dealing with criminals is way more unpredictable then most other countries...If I were a cop in the states I would act like everyone was pointing a gun at me 24/7 and respond accordingly....cheers.
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Here's a fight on YouTube!
It's fucking brutal this dude got his head stomped on the side of the street
https://youtu.be/rB7eVtap4sM
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>>735561458
Nah that's a prison shank made of toothbrush and safety razor
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>>735562768
kek
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>>735557173
says the bootlicker
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>>735562794
jesus shit wtf happened there
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>>735556128
In America there are clear public rules on the use of deadly force. If you don't want to get shot by a cop, don't approach them with a weapon. This is why no one really cares when shit like this happens
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>>735557206
go to other boards that don't have this cancer, like /wsg/, they're pretty chill
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>>735562939
sorry that wasnt a rekt lol
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>>735558873
okay
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>>735562937
^^^^
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>>735556369
African killing Whitey or Arabs? Where is the outrage?
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>>735557206
B8 M8
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>>735557255
Glad to see there are sensible thinking people on this shitstain of a board
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>>735562793
And that's why nobody should be a cop in the US until they stop threatening people who are minding their own fucking business.
Also, now I know how easy it would be to kill a british cop, according to you.
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>>735555910
What was it?
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>>735561508
lol
have some Sheva ass
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>>735556158
women driver
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>>735555655
That's why you wear a helmet kids.
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>>735563112
I have always been curious what do you have to do for ISIS to want to execute you like all of those sandniggers look like muslims I don't see the problem are they gay?
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>>735554047
>swedishmassage.webm
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>>735563110
tbh this is my first time on 4chan since i was like 15 years old - i remember why its been so long
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>>735556128
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>>735563134

Not true just use common sense listen to the cop....don't be a nigger faggot and you dont ever have to worry about them killing you...I trust my life in a US cops hands more then any other countries law enforcement...Unless Im Lee Harvey Oswald
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>>735562617
they were missing on purpose to try to scare off the tiger. Obviously you saw how that turned out.
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>>735563344
varieties of sandnigger
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>>735563021
Kek. Got baited.
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>>735563451
Listen to the cop dont be a nigger faggot and you wont get nocked the fucc out...She failed @ the basics
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>>735563344
Terror... With production value
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>>735557764
What makes you think he's a trump voter? the fact that he can afford an ATV?
In that case you got me there.
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>>735563653
I want those chicken wings well done fresh... ya here...bitch mess with my chicken

https://youtu.be/Ra26qAXkrxI
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>>735563451
Kek
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>>735563691
>thinking that ATV would be expensive

maybe to you, poorfag.
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>>735556128
And you wonder why you keep having terrorist attacks.
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>>735563820
I like my chicken burnt on the outside but juicy on the inside like I like my dick...
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>>735564027
https://youtu.be/xnhbqKK4LwE
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>>735560336
its faggots like you that are making it so shitty
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>>735564027
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>>735562951
Yea i think these whiny fucks dont understand due to a cultural difference. In the us you know that if youre holding a weapon and cops tell you to drop it that its because theyre about to shoot you. Its understood here so no ones surprised.
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>>735564115
its been shit for over 10 years now you dumb lil shit
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>>735564150
The only people who care are the cucks and other blacks who feel like the crimes they commit are justified....because their ancestors were slaves...
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>>735561138
holy shit, where is that? damn i feel sorry for the guy
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>>735564115
No, it's the faggots that tell people about this site. Btw, 4Chan has some NSFW and some SFW boards, so not everyone is gonna act the same. /b/ has lost its sort of cliche/board culture since the last presidential race
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>>735561278
I had one lose his front tire because he was swerving in and out of the road and literally ran into the side of my truck
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>>735564372
i go to /b to share new stuff not find new stuff
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>>735563489
I'm gonna go with... no.
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>>735556128
>tfw Bobbies literally ran from a truck of peace in Britbongistan this month
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>>735561651
Fucking monkeys. Flee your own country instead of working to make it better then shit on everything you touch in the rest of the world. And we're expected to call these things human?
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>>735563893
Well, food stamps don't get you one...
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>>735561651
wtf is going on here?
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>>735560966
nerve gas
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>>735553665
>about to murder someone
>better put on my good flip flops
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>>735553827
Logan spoilers
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>>735564600
Fucking Keks
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>>735564562
Unknown location but those are either refugees or fishermen in desperate help and they're were shot by don't know who.

We should treat refugees coming into Europe the same
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>>735562324
w....wut?
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>>735562844
can someone describe this one for me? i watch everything except shit with eyes and stuff
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>>735564697
Hell yeah they are only refugees because someone doesnt want them in their country has to be a reason why...
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>>735553788
Another one for the glue factory
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>>735563344
similar reasons why a white supremacist stabbed 2 other white people to death on a bus. It's more about the message it sends than the people that matter.
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>>735560375
lol subhuman mexiniggers
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>>735560618
sweet sex swing
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>>735564758
Guy does a confession... starts crying and wiping eyes. shoots self in head. Watch it.
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>>735564819
Got to love some good necklacing
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>>735556771
>new
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>>735564863
Hence the file name, I'd imagine.
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>>735564960
He took Chillen on some 22's to a new level....AFRICA!!!
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>>735559231
Mein nigger did you really just dump away chocolate milk?
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>>735557206
No. Stop. Wait.
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>>735564950
nah fuck off, i know its something other than that
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>>735562794
They were smoking some dads with a butane tank burner and it went out so as the kept trying to turn it on the car filled up with butane and when the dude lights Joan cigarette the inside blows up.
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>>735561508
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>>735565102
made in china
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>>735558114
>>735558114
jesus christ, those people have (had) bad luck
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>>735560818
You're a retard. A person can close that gap very fast. A taser is not guaranteed to stop a person, especially when they have significant forward momentum.

But hey US cops should be more like UK cops.... Like the ones that ran away from the knife wielding terrorists on the bridge right?
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>>735564819
Niggers being subhuman niggers.
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>>735563112
>there is like ten cameras capturing the same ejecution
>slow motion
who the fuck gives the millions to this awsome people?
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>>735556128
True. You did trigger a lot of ameritards though. But we live in a first world civilisation who's only problems are immigrant related. Ameritards are fucking retarded themselves. They can't blame anyone
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>>735557206
kek.
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>>735558135
Internet big bad boy over here
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>>735566115
because i think i could take on a 4 ft old man? ok
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>>735560459
Well, not the worst was to commit suicide tbh.
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>>735561414
Sure you did bub. I once fended off a pack of rabid muslims when I was 12!
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>>735566706
ok cool
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>>735565660
>A taser isn't guaranteed to stop a person
And I supposed you've been hit by one. If ypu get shot by 50,000V you're not going to be able to do a stabbing motion
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>>735565097
missed that one! Poor horsey :(
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>>735567126
especially when youre old and the size of a hobbit
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>>735567126
Youve definetly been through all that shit
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>>735563448
I can't really pinpoint when the damage was caused. Did the bull face stomp him?
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>>735565097
jesus it's getting really hard not to hate all black people
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>>735567885
At :10 the bull stomps his spine and/or legs, and at :15 he puts his whole body in to one massive face stomp that caves his head in.
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>>735567126
If both electrodes even strike the person charging at you, if the electrode doesn't hit a bit of clothing it can't get through, if the person isn't resistant to the effects for any number of other reasons. There are so many ways that tasers can, and do, fail. So you relying on that taser is you gambling with your life. If everything doesn't go just right, then you're dead.

And it's not like you need precision to do damage with a blade anyway. If someone's charging, has the knife in a ready position, gets hit with a taser, gets close enough to be in stabbing range, then falling forward with their momentum, can still inflict damage.

So rather than insisting that cops put themselves in unnecessary danger when someone is coming at them with a weapon, how about we just stop making excuses for the stupid fuck that decides to threaten or attack a cop with a weapon.

You try to stab a cop, or anyone else, in anything other than an act of self defense, then you deserve to get shot.
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>>735559231
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>>735558873
Okay
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>>735556913
Damn, you can Almost see her pussy...
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>>735559969
one less cancer to the human race, people who hit cyclists should be publicly commended
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>>735563448
>>735568844
I had no idea they could cause such massive head injuries so quickly.
Guess I won't be trying that sport.
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i heard yesterday, that the terrorists in teheran shot a POV video and streamed it so Daesh could upload it, anyone got the footage?
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>>735557173
Yes it do's
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>>735569208
It's a whole lotta weight on a foot with a very small surface area.
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>>735569208
>A raging 2000lb animal with horns can easily destroy a person??
who would've fucking thought
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>>735569208
>bull literally weighs one tonne
>extremely fucking pissed
>stomps one tonne of weight into a 4-square-inch area of rock-hard hoof

so people interested in bull riding are retarded. i can't say this comes as a surprise.
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>>735564027
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>>735558873
okay.
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>>735556128
>>735556437
Nobody is a pussy here.
They are the real heroes.

Why jump on the guy and arrest him so he can do retarded shit again in the future if you can just shoot him and make the world slightly better?
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>>735556128
>In UK our police aren't pansies
They are afraid to execute criminals when possible?
That seems pretty pansy to me.

No wonder you are a half muslim country now.
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>>735559733
>>>/global/rules/7
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>>735556644
Classic gore picture, holy shit, i miss the Rotten.com days
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>>735564504
kek. in that moment you can see on her face "I should have listen to my dad and go to school"
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>>735562039
Not his partner, just another tattoo artist observing
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