ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

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I once open-mouth kissed a horse

>>735553482
>once

Jerked my dog off

i can fit 3 fingers in my pussy

>>735553951
meow

>>735553951
hot
>implying you're femanon
i'd finger your g spot and make you cum hard as fuck

>>735554587
>thinks g spot is real
go to bed, virgin.

>>735553288
I'm a refrigerator

mom fronded car fong

Female/21/Miami

Yes I am a girl so please don't ask me. Just broke up with my asshole bf and I'm feeling naughty and seeking revenge.
I only respond if you send me a dick pick and you better be hung
+1 (305) 306-0730...

>>735554678
it is. it's hot as fuck when you make a girl cum with your fingers and feel her pussy get tighter. you wouldn't know

>>735554797
ok

>>735554817
you wouldn't know

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>>735553482
>walgreensball
>tryhardnormie

>>735554941
but I do

>>735555170
lol no

>>735555373
yes xD

>>735553951
Proof

>>735553288
I'm black

>>735555998
This

>>735554587
past your bedtime little kid

My husband is about to be deployed. Party Time!

I showered with a 9yo girl today.

>>735556186
fuc u mum im on 4chan

>>735556292
yeah! hopefully he dies then it's party time forever!!

I love big brown Latino cocks, I want to get a bukkake by them

>>735554774
Holy shit anon me too.

>>735556323
Did you get hard?

I convinced my 11yo niece to let me kiss and lick her feet.
I felt my pants were about to rip at any moment

>>735556571
just for maybe a minute

I want to start my own incest family with a pedomom

>>735556292
location?

>>735556784
Careful...don't need Spiderman showing up

I... sigh... When I'm excited I like to grab pencils and rapidly bang it against my chin. Or just above to calm myself down.... The perect pencil is the one with the perfect eraser (the kind you can abuse with your fingernail) Except my mom keeps fucking using them on me

>>735553288
My little brother and i fucked in elementary school

>>735557052
so a couple weeks ago?

I have no secrets

>>735557137
How do you know about this?

>>735554797
That's against the rules m'lady that's most likely the number of somebody you want to harras...not your personal army you whore.

I just got a job doing in home care for a retarded autistic idiot. I thought I could handle it but every day I want to smother him.
His existence is nothing but a burden on everyone. Family, Community and tax payers.

>>735557301
i am your brother

>>735553288
I went from Mormon to stoner faggot in a year

>>735557357
Thank god thought you were my teacher

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I like talking to cuckolds on f-list about horses.

>>735556784
Kik:silly.baby

>>735557137
More like 15 years ago lol

>>735554797
Riiiiiiggggghhhhtttt

>>735554774
i never thought

>>735554587
>>735554817
An aroused vagina is loose, as to let the penis frot inside, but an unaroused vagina stays nice and tight :)

>>735554587

HAHAHHAA no

>>735557418
I am.the teacher i shall pound both of you nasty gaybois

>>735557469
He was implying you're a little kid, faggot

I have played in a film (cinema film, several millions of views)

>>735553482
Matthew Broderick confirmed

>>735557582
This

>>735557646
My teacher is a fine respectable gentle woman who sometimes has an urge for watching little kids. You are just trying to live up your fantasies

>>735557695
WHO ARE YOU!?!?
https://youtu.be/PdLIerfXuZ4

I've sucked my older brother's dick about 3 or 4 times, each time he was asleep. I think he pretends to be asleep either because he likes it or he's afraid I'll bite.

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>>735556292

>>735556498
I don't want him hurt. I need him home but of course for the next 10 months he will be flying JSTARS in Fuckistan. However I will keep his home like a dutiful wife but I refuse to waste a year of my life. I will be careful but I am going to fuck every chance I get.

>>735557648
I got the memo nigger it aint funny you fuckers should step up your game if you want your shitposting to be taken seriously jfc kys

>>735557460
what exactly are you suggesting here

I'm working on a law degree and I'm eager to do my part to better this fucking society, but I acknowledge how fucking lucrative being a scumbag can be, and I have fewer reservations about engaging in illegal shit in order to better my own financial situation.

Also: the police are not your friends.

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I fap to this.
>pic related

I want to die.

I want to start a band, but Im...
>shit at singing
>awkward as fuck and dont know many people
>have crippling anxiety, so live shows would be hell
>not talented enough or have enough drive to learn an instrument
>not hot enough to be a fag in a boy band that makes all his money by making 12 year old girls wet
>too poor to afford a bass guitar (my instrument of choice)

>>735557582
no shit. I'm guessing you've never made a girl cum before though because it does get tighter

>>735557847
Fuck you cunt, I hope you get stabbed and die x 2

>>735558009
I have not actually, I am quite homosexual.

>>735557962
You should do your family, and the world a favor by killing yourself.

>>735557837
Fuck you asshole. You fuckers cheat every chance you can.

>>735556292
your scumbag behavior is no secret to society, you fucking dependapotamus. You should kill yourself.

Seriously- they made fun of cunts like you in movies fucking nearly 40 years ago: see An Officer and a Gentleman.

>>735557755
Nope i have a thundercock and you know that better than anybody now i shall procede to take away your anal virginity in front of all your mates that will teach ya sissy fgt

>>735557778
omg i love who i was just listening behind blue eyes

There is a very large number of women in my family that, if given the opportunity, I would fuck raw without question, even though I have been in a relationship for 5 years.

>>735557982
Even if you formed a band it would go no where and be a huge fucking waste of time you 17 year old sperg lord

>>735557982
you don't have to be the frontman in your own band, idiot. Can you play any other instrument?

You can write all the lyrics you want, but a smarter person would give them to someone who can sing.

>>735558086
Already tried.

>>735558184
Fuck you I have a band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQxa7zIym6A

>>735557962
Oh i see a man of culture as well

>>735557982
Same, you should:
>Learn to play guitar; there are some pretty easy songs that you can lick out, and it's a solo instrument, aka no band required
>Take some online courses for vocals (yes, they DO make the difference)
>Start by getting and instrument lent, not buying your own

You can make it, we believe in you :)

>>735558025
Die in a fire. I know you. You assholes all act all superior but I'm the one who has to dodge your reckless advances. Your best buddy is trying to fuck your wife. I promise that.

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>>735558144
You sick fuck...

I would only fuck two or three.

i got diagnosed with depression beacause of my actual gf being an irritating, daddy issues, and suicidal bitch. I just want to let her die but at the same time i don't want someone to die in my house lol

>>735553288
Im going to leave my family for another woman soon.

I fucked my cousin and since there was no risk of pregnancy, I FILLED her with cum.

Best orgasm of my life.

Of course she gave me hell over it anyway lol

>>735558106
Go to bed gramps its past your bedtime.

>>735557938
oh buddy you're so enlightened

most cops are just dudes doing their jobs which ends up being in your best interests.

fuck of with that weak ass bullshit

I am in my second of a four-year college program.
My wife is finishing up her first year this week.
We are financially in ruins.

I expected to find a full time job and support us through this and the past two years the best job I found lasted six months (plant I worked at closed) at part time hours. Because of my low hours and short tenure I qualified for zero unemployment benefits.

I am over drafted at the bank.
My car payment is two months late.
My internet bill is two months late.
My power bill is two months late.
I have no idea how im paying rent next month.

I have no family willing to help. They think higher education is stupid. Ironic.
Too ugly for whoring myself or my wife out, already tried. Too small of town to expect decent employment. No money to move.
What do?

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>>735557962
what's that hard thing that looks like a bone
I mean
dicks don't have bones...so why didn't it eat that one part of the dick and what is it?

Sometimes I turn off the open sign ten minutes before close

>>735558502
faggots like you are the reason people laugh when "men" talk about being beaten and abused by their wives/girlfriends.

I've groomed my little sister since birth to respond to my contact. I used to explore her body when she was still a toddler, my hands touching every inch of her body. Eventually she craved my attention. I stuck my cock head in her mouth one day when she was 3 and crying.

She uses my cock as a binky, I taught her to play with my balls as she sucked.

Fastforward a 5 years, she's 8 now. We have a nightly routine, I lube up her pussy and asscheeks and rub my cock inbetween them until I have to cum. She sucks until I erupt in her mouth, she loves the taste. All night my cock slowly gets tongued and suckled on by my sister. She's starting to bud little breasts now, eventually I'm going to fuck her pussy.

>>735558502
dump her. Please. Im begging you. Anon. I was in that situation once and i developed panic attacks. Then the bitch left when she was done with me after 2 years, If she's crazy she will do crazy shit. Do not allow her to play these cards anymore. Please save yourself the time and trouble and ditch her. For gods sake please.

>>735558542
>no risk of pregnancy

In what sense? Anal, birth control, DUI?

>>735558614
Canine dicks have bones.

>>735558502
Make her do it in the backyard then force her to clean her brainlet off the lawn when she is done

>>735558666
Thanks for the knowledge, Satan.

>>735554797
>Being this new

Please, refer to rule #1.

>>735558605

Well you must not be bright to start with if you thought about whoring anyone out.

>>735558634
1/10

>>735558599
you sound like a wannabe hero who couldn't pass the basic test to become a cop, so you became a night security guard instead.

Have fun playing Batman you fucking faggot.

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I've always had the feeling that my cousin wanted to fuck me, but was too homophobic to make a move.

when I was like 13, my mom expected us to sleep on the same fouton at thanksgiving, and he refused to make eye contact and layed as far away as he could, eventually getting up and sleeping on the floor even though we were getting along earlier.

>>735556679
Oh anon wait until she tells her mom

I should definitely be sleeping, but instead I'm /b/rowsing and pretending to sleep.

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I regularly cheat on my military husband with Andy Sixx's warm, creamy, steamy n oh so dreamy fresh log rolls of shit! Slidds down my throat so easily in the Georgia heat...

It's not cheating if you're just eating

>>735558652
>when somebody says god is real...

>>735558634
Hot, but unrealistic. Real shit? Got any video?

>>735558892
god fucking damn it

>>735558233
I can barely play the trumpet. I have a friend that took show choir in high school, I guess I could always ask him.

>>735558664
vaginal. You can assume the rest.

>>735556323
fuck you

>>735558902
its an expression. Im not religious but grew up in a religious household so it just kinda stuck lol

>>735557353
That's what all retards are, anon. It should literally be legal to put them out of everyone else's misery like it was back in the day.

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>>735558666
I had no idea
time to look up dog anatomy
thanks Satan

>>735558839
Damn, about how long?

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>>735558502
a friend of mine w/ obvious sexual interests developed depression because he was stalking me on twitter when I was suicidal af.

>>735558992
no need to be mad. I didnt rape her or anything.

>>735558652
she doesn't have a house in the city where we live, so i wouldn't be comfortable with the idea of her being in the streets alone, fuck i'm a moralfag

I'm bi and I have a crush on my same-sex best friend

>>735558836
>Have fun playing Batman you fucking faggot
In 4chan, that's not really an insult, yanow.

>>735559147

DUDE THATS CALLED A FUCKING LEACHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>735559113
That's right, I took a bath with dad as a 7 year old once but he was drunk ( Im neing serious)

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>>735553288
I fucking love BBWs.

fapped to a little girl with a six pack. didn't think of fucking her but I was thinking of being her would feel like at that age with such muscles. How bad is that?

>>735559168
That's alright, it's alright to be bi :)

404 I gotta take a shit

>>735559216
nothing wrong with that

My secret is that I'll never post my secret because I'm terrified I'll be found out.

>>735559280
Fuck yeah it is, the bi part was just for a bit of background info. Cock is great

>>735556323
you've been posting this shit every day this week and I refuse to believe that anyone who visits 4chan showers this fucking much.

>>735559329
But he hurt his back real bad

>>735559270
being envious of cute little girls is normal

>>735559092
how long what? He seemed to have interests from when I was like 10 - 14, then I hit puberty and got ugly.

>>735559347
That's gay!

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>gf tells me she was raped when she was 13
>told me ever since she had a rape fetish
>Feel strange but hey no ones perfect
>wants me to dominate her and be as rough as i want
>shes on the pill so I can cum inside
>start getting into it pinning her arms down and tearing her clothes off her while she pretended to resist
>after ripping her cheap panties off I went straight in no foreplay
>not gonna lie it felt pretty fucking good hammering away while pinning her down calling her a fucking dumb bitch
>out of nowhere she bursts into tears while telling me to please stop
>freak out and obv stop
>are you ok babe? wanna stop
>she fucking snaps at me calling me a pussy and telling me to keep going
>whimpered and sniffled the rest of the time
>mfw she told me it was the best sex she's had for a while

>>735558427
I think I'm just musically inept. I tried so hard to play guitar for years, but I could never get it. Maybe I just didn't have enough motivation. I figured bass might be a little easier, but my bank account is completely empty. I could always rent a bass from the local music shop, like you said, but I've never considered vocal lessons.
Are there any lessons for screaming? Not that whiny, edgy, "I like BOTDF and BVB" scream, but actual punk/metal screaming?
>p.s. thanks for the feedback, its so rare to get a response that isn't just shitposting on this site kek

>>735559391
I havent been on 4chan for the last 2 days...and im sorry you find hygiene offensive

>>735559427
FUCK shouldn't have posted at all

>>735557904
Stabbed by Chads dick

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>>735558664
>no risk of pregnancy
>DUI

>>735559415
How long ago, sorry, but would've been hot to fuck him

>>735557778
I won't say my name on 4chan, I wanna stay anon x)

>>735559248
she's objectively hot though. Like, she has none of the gross drawbacks that most girls do, and her belly is a perfect ball. It's like if you were to make her body into a huge boob.

>>735559667
Who would believe you?
Sincerely,
Don Trump

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>>735558664
>Anal, birth control, DUI?
>DUI

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>>735559672
>whole body is just one huge boob
Precisely why I love fat women. It's like..there's so much more to play with, so many more things moving as you're porkin it. It's awesome.

>>735559347
same

There is this Punjabi girl I like, anyone have any suggestions for this average white gi

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>>735559662
oh, it was like 7 years ago.

he's honestly SO FUCKING HOT, but he's a disgusting PUA. Everyone in my family suspects him to be repressed gay.

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>>735558664
>anal, birth control, dui

>>735558605

keep looking for work and apply for public assistance. one of you should probably drop out - realistically your wife, but it'll be hard to convince her to do so - nevertheless, you've sunk more time into your degree and have higher earning potential, if i had to guess.
stop looking for jobs online and start calling businesses or showing up in person and ask to speak to their hiring managers. reduce your costs. buy a cheaper car, move into a cheaper place, cook more rice and beans. what are your degrees in?

1st time I licked a girl's pussy I was 8, she was my 16yo babysitter.

I'm so depressed I can barely make it through the day, my girlfriend and mother to my kids doesnt love me anymore and wants us to break it up. The thought of having to tell the kids about this kills me, and I dont know how I'm gonna deal with not having my family around me everyday.

>>735559496
Not too into that, so I don't really know, but scour YouTube, it's an amazing tool. Just use key words and you'll immediately find ACTUAL tutorials.

Also, you're welcome :)

>>735559821
it has to be the kind of fat that you work on though - none of that cellulite-covered rolling fat shit.

My fonger best friended my backseat in my car's mom.

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>>735558664
>be me, 22
>drinking and driving
>get pulled over
>slapped with a DUI
>have to go to some school to teach High School kids about the dangers of drinking and driving
>tell them if they wanna prevent pregnancy, get a DUI

I obviously won't do it, but I have a huge urge to cheat on my girlfriend. Probably cause I'm an taboo adrenaline junkie, I usually get my fix by posting girl's I knows nudes on /b/. I still bust a nut to cheating porn every day (not cuckold, I'm not that horrible).

>>735559750
Dunno, but I don't care

>>735560165
Just fucking do it

>>735559951
I am a business major
She is in a teaching program.

As far as public assistance:
We do not qualify for foodstamps because we are students and do not meet the minimum hours of employment per week. Apparently, students without kids have to work 20 hours per week to get food assistance. Being responsible and not having kids we cannot afford gets us nothing.

I tried getting into low-income housing but there is a 500 family wait list and they aren't even taking applications in my area anymore. I would love to move out of the area but I have $35 to my name until the end of the month. The past six months have killed my credit.

My car is for sale. Hopefully, it sells before it is repossessed.

Thanks Anon.

I got fucked by a 25 year old chubby goth back in the late 90's when I was 15. I worked with her and it was just the two of us that evening. It was crazy and I had only gotten to 3rd base with my gf before she dumped me like 2 weeks before.

We fucked constantly after that. She let me do fucking everything to her that I wanted, and since I was basically a virgin I just fucked her pussy and mouth constantly. Never did anal with her, too scared of AIDS lol.

She also turned me onto panties. The one weird thing I wanted to try once was having her take off her warm cunt-slimy panties and wrapping them around my cock, jerking me off with them. It felt fucking amazing.

I miss that bitch, and I can't even remember her name. I should have remembered it or written it down, I've never met another woman who enjoyed swallowing my cum more.

>>735553288
Im butt ass naked right now

>>735558605

Quit school. Downgrade your living situation, if you're not already in a 1 bedroom apartment.

Better yet, move to a bigger city. East coast is probably your best bet. It's more expensive but you have a better chance of finding steady work. Your wife will have a better chance of putting her body to work too.

>>735560319

those are as good degrees as any. i take it back - neither of you should drop out.

as far as the late bills, if you call the company and explain the situation/say you'll pay the most you can but dont want the bills sent to collections, they'll often accept partial payment as a show of good faith. sorry that post-industrial late stage capitalism sucks.

>>735560507
One bedroom shack. $650 a month.

>>735560210
I didn't expect any less of a response from /b/ honestly

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>>735560137
>if they wanna prevent pregnancy, get a DUI
you what?

>>735558605
THIS IS THE ACTUAL ADVICE MY FATHER GAVE ME, AS A HIGHER-UP AT JPM CHASE:
>create several lines of credit, with different banks if you have to
>make one your primary line
>if you ever get to a point where you can't pay your bills legitimately, use another line of credit
>FEEL FREE TO AMASS DEBT IF IT MEANS YOU PAY YOUR BILLS ON TIME
>create a plan to pay off the debt in the long run instead of letting the bills get late and giving people excuses to rack up your interest rates

he made such a huge point about getting the bills in on time, and never getting overwhelmed by the mounting debt

>>735559951

>sorry that post-industrial late stage capitalism sucks.

Yeah because it made him take on school and all of those bills, right?

My mates big fat missus was hella drunk one night at a party we were all at, he wanted to stay and I was done. So I offered to take her home ( me mate and missus live together) as soon as I got her home I helped her up to her room ( feeling anything I could ) when we got to her bed I helped her undress and just went for it, put a nipple in my mouth and and a ass cheek in hand. Within 15min I had my cock in her ass, fingering her pussy and watched her suck her own tits. I came so hard it hurt. Anyway, she thought I was her BF and that was that. He got home drunk and doesn't remember anything.

I'm considered very attractive but my biggest insecurity is my vagina, it's an outtie and hangs a little and is ugly as fuck. It's so embarrassing I want to have surgery. No one has ever said anything but I always hear guys talk about how disgusting outies are I just want an innie so bad

>>735558502
oh hey its me in 3 months time

>>735560768

>>735558664

My mom smokes heaps of weed and greens out hard. As soon as she's out I beat my dick while sucking her tits.

I dont really keep secrets, not much to hide at all, but lately i have fallen completely in love with my best friend. Dunno if she likes me back but she certainly toys with me like she does. She probably just loves the attention. RIP me.

>>735560768

>>735558664
>no risk of pregnancy

>In what sense? Anal, birth control, DUI?

>>735556679
Savage

>>735557796
Jesus Christ it's Jason bourne

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>>735560789
>tfw your outie is so much of an outie that there's nowhere to go in

>>735560834
how does a DUI count as birth control

>>735560897
go fucking ask >>735558664

>>735560877
Pleaaaaaaase tell her

I have a double life. a single loving father of one girl. and I smoke crack everyday just about. i won't justify it.
Rehab 3 times and after so long I just get an itch. also i love to fuck prostitutes that was until backpage stopped that.

>>735560789
Outties are fucking hot, and if someone is attracted to you as a person, I can pretty much guarentee that they won't judge you for your vagina.

>>735560789
I personally like them, especially when I suck on them and stretch them a little bit and let go and they slap back

Major airline pilot, i fucked my female co-pilot all the way from Dallas to Kansas City while the autopilot was flying, we even did anal as she stood up and looked out the peep hole of the flight deck door at the passengers.

>>735560897
Shit i meant IUD, I'm listening to Lady Gaga rn so I switched it with GUY

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>>735553288
When I fuck my gf, I can't come under 45 minutes.

On the other hand, when I play wickedwhims, I come in 3 minutes.

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>>735560956
ohhhhh that's what you were saying
I thought you were the same anon

>>735558664
wtf DUI??

>>735560789
>>735561116
>if actually cares about you, they won't judge you for your vagina
literally this.


>>735561207
OH SHIT THAT MAKES MORE SENSE

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>>735561207
it's okay I kek'd, I remember I was in this one thread talking about drug addiction and some guy said something along the lines of "my old spice addiction" and the thread blew up laughing. Of course he meant his old addiction to spice but it was hilarious

I never seed

>>735561471
you fucking cunt

>>735553288
Im gay

>>735561401
>my old spice addiction
literally crying

>>735561380
Whoa someone greentexted me, I feel so accomplished thx

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Even though im dating someone i realized i have a crush on a twitch streamer.

I know i wont be able to interact with them at all, i still think about what it might be like.

This is a low tier secret, I know...but it's been on my mind all day.

>>735561568
Congrats! Have you come out to anyone else?

>>735561568
We know that, faggot.

>be me, 21
>sexually frustrated
>been on t4m for a few week
>roommates piss me off
>i go off for no reason
>i get on t4m and talk to a trans
>go to her place
>man in a wig standing at the front door
>"fuck it"
>for the next 3 hours i fuck his brains out
now i do and i don't want to have sex with man. im torn and don't know what to do

>>735553288
I cheat on my 2.5 years gf... like a lot

kek

>>735561602
fuck I wish I fucking saved it, can't find it anywhere

>>735561659
>>735561672
Two kinds of people

>>735561613
is it idolmariya?

>>735561738
oh shit, I forgot you can do that

>>735560870
you should take video of you fucking her tits and cumming on her face, or raping her mouth and fingering her wet bushy hole.

Found on CL a "passable teen tranny" wasn't a teen, kinda passable. Shitty at blowjobs, but gave me the best handjob/rimjob combo and licked me clean after I came.

>>735561693
With that man or men in general? You should just find a trap or something, if it's that bad

I was in the military and one night I pulled the fire alarm in the dorms and rushed back in my room. After a few moments I walked out with everyone else like I didn't know what was going on. I just wanted to see what would happen. It was so long ago it doesn't even feel like a real memory anymore. 1998 I think

>>735560978
too much risk, low reward. it wouldnt ever work. Shes just so damn cute.

>>735562077
holy shit you would have been kicked out and dishonorably discharged on the spot

>>735562083
you should flirt lightly and post results

>>735561911
>idolmariya
I dont know who that is, sadly.

It's...Vinny. You know, the guy who started VInesauce.

this is my secret
https://yvettesbridalformal.p1r8.net/

>>735562083
>low reward
I don't think being able to start a relationship with someone that you're in love with would be considered that. I did the same, and it was the best reward I could imagine

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>>735562409
god i love that place

>>735562083
You can make it out of the friendzone. It only took me 5 years and it was the best sex I've ever had. 2 years later and we are engaged. Just let her know you caught feelings for her. Odds are she'll keep you around regardless, chicks love attention too much.

>>735562083
>it's almost summer
>possibly bikini shopping time
>if she mentions anything about it, offer yourself to help at choosing
>don't be a creep and don't peek
>you gonna see her half naked anyway
>that means intimacy
>...
>profit?

>>735562409
what is this bullshit

I really wanna maintain a friendship with a fun quirky girl but even though I am just as quirky I can not be as social every second and I emd up thinking I am boring compared to other friends we know leading to her to associating with me less. How do I prevent this! Something tells me it wont happen but my pessimism keeps getting to me. How can I be social even though there is nothing at all to talk about?I eont want to tell her how I feel.

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>>735562311
oh shit, that guy's p fucking cute
no shame in crushing on him.

Besides, I've gotten to know some people lately that I used to consider total untouchable legends - it's not totally out of the question that you'll meet him.

>>735562629
art. pls respect it

>>735562409
Why pyramid?

>>735562242
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>>735562590
Ive done all those things. I just invited her to mexico for my fams mem day vacation (where i realized i cought these feelings) we kissed, slept together (no sex) she was on my arm or holding my hand all weekend (also we drank the most we have ever in a weekend so) and since then shes been sending me actual nudes from time to time and always begs me to stay around when i try to leave, but everytime i try to make a move now it gets completely overlooked and just feels awkward. Like i slept over the other night and she made me sleep in the guest room. and then sends me nudes the next day? i dont understand.

>>735562754

:'3 thank you for the encouragement.

>>735553288
I once fucked a girl while i was way too stoned, and dating another girl at the same time.

Turns out she was a virgin and tried to contact me like 20 different ways to try and talk to me but i just ignored it and blamed it on drugs.

Thanks Obama

>>735562929
Time to get to a more honest and direct approach then. She sent you fucking nudes man, she knows what you're gonna do with them.

I'm a lesbian with a big kink for humiliation and degradation. Lately I've been really wanting to get dominated and used by a guy and have been browsing craigslist thinking about actually doing it.

>>735562062
i may have to, but i also dont want to.

>>735563170
LONDON

>>735563170
Not weird for sexuality to fluctuate

Woke up one night to my younger male cousin sucking my dick. Was probably 14 at the time. I blew my load in his mouth and went to bed. To this day we have never mentioned it to each other.

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>>735562637
you should tell her how you feel before she slips out of reach. If rejection and inaction have the same result, what do you have to lose?

>>735562929
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is so cute <3 <3 <3

You know what, it honestly sounds like she cares about you, but doesn't want to upset you because you're distancing yourself because you're afraid she doesn't like you.

This is a classic miscommunication.

You should tell her you love her, and clear things up.

>>735563041
np np

>>735563153
Nah its snapchat, usually videos, and i wont take screens bc #cr33plyf3

>>735560319
Willing to Sell her nudes?

>>735562637
you don't need to talk about feelings, you just need to say all the stupid bullshit that crosses your mind day to day.
I swear to god I managed to fuck a girl once just because I'd read any sign I found interesting aloud and she found it funny as shit for some reason.

>>735563259
I have no real sexual or emotional attraction to men at all. It just would be humiliating and degrading to me, and that's a turn on.

>>735563170
L O N D O N

>>735563314
Man.

She willingly flashed her books to you.

Think about that.