B desides what goes in my asshole

>>735547914
credit card

>>735547914
Fidget spinner

>>735548222
TRIPS FAGGOT
YOU HAVE TO DO IT NOW

>>735547914

Crumpled up screencap of this comment printed out.

Apple, Water Bottle, Fidget Spinner.

A fucking dictionary, since you can't wvwn spell "decides" right.

>>735548222
Ha. Lurking for deliverance

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Done

>>735548759
we all knew he had one

>>735548222
go on OP we are waiting...

>>735548687
Oh the irony

>>735548800
shit. Wasted double dubs

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Obviously heres a sign

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>>735547914
Same here what goes in my ass /b/?
Ima mooch off of this faggots post

>>735548827
I know, I didn't realize I was hitting "w" instead of "e" until it was too late. Kind of hard to be a grammar Nazi when you make typos, huh?

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>>735547914
Oh no i got something stuck fuck me?!?

>>735548759

Today OP was not a faggot.

Except, he stuck a fidget spinner in his ass, so he is a faggot.

Fuck...system overload.

another asshole

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>>735549155

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an assload of spaghetti

pic sorta related; not quite an assload

>>735547914

How about if you stick a gun barrel down your throat and KYS FAGGOT?

>>735547914
your asshole looks like an open wound

>>735549831
i wanna see it so reroll for it

>>735550021
Thats for OP not me id rather take a knife than a ass full of pussketi

>>735547914
spoon, round side in

>>735547914
A sharpie of course.

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>>735548888
MOTHERFUCKER

>>735550170
Ok anon will deliver

>>735548759

I don't know what's gayer; the fact that you actually shoved something up your ass or that you have a fidget spinner.

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>>735547914

>>735550021
2nded

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>>735550170
Oww fuck that hurts bro this very bad i think i need help

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>>735550170
Bruh what the fuck you make me do

>>735551077
big thumbs up or bsing

A paper that says @expose on the end of it

>>735550955
OP delivered, hows it feel?

>>735551191
No its real

Apple, Water Bottle, Fidget Spinner.

toilet plunger, but you have to put the handle side in all the way to the end. You're a pussy if you don't

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op, you missed a spot

A vape

>>735547914
Chilli Powder

>>735551446
OHHHHHH

a 1000 degree glowing knife

here's the plan. it needs to recorded on video.

find a roll of toilet paper.

video you stuffing a roll of toilet paper completely up your butt.

play video in reverse

>>735551446
This^^

>>735547914
Shards of broken glass

Playstation/Xbox/whatever the fuck console you have controller

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>>735551295
Someone what do you do if its stuck im afraid to pull it out what if it cuts me

Crack an egg and pour it in. Or a glass of milk if you don't have an egg,

shampoo bottle

>>735551643
Its a fucking spoon

>>735551619
Nope terrible not doing that

experience rebirth.

poop a log.

freeze said poop log. this is important.

march frozen poop log up your anal staircase.

re poop frozen poop log.

(if poop log isn't frozen, it might get messy)

>>735551741
Bro this aint gonna be good

>>735551643
try wiggle and twist with a pull, you did use a teasoon didn't you?

A dude's dick

A short round pipe.
Then find the biggest guy you can find and get him to spread his ass cheeks, sit on the other end of the pipe, and blow a massive voluminous fart as hard as he can directly into your colon.

Money

>>735547914
Your Dad's penis. :)

>>735551846
find a tapered object to open up your butthole. greased carrot, toothbrush. widen up, slide out

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>>735551833
Guys it didnt workout well at all im having my ass leak the spoon got stuck i had to shit it out

put the shit that you just shit out back in your ass

>>735552236
Good lord kys

>>735552297
No bruh i had to like smudge shit against my ass and the open part of the spoon just to shit it out and it hurts something feels seriously wrong

>>735552236
Stick something phallic in your ass like a thick marker or a can

>>735552620
Reroll

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>>735552236
poop spoon is my anal cunt cover band

>>735552620
It hurts really really bad rn in a minute maybe

raw meat or fish, then go to bed and see if its cooked in the morning

>>735552646
Reroll

rerolling for reverse toilet paper idea

>>735552462
keep us posted OP

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>>735552773
Okay guys heres 3 things im willing to do which one should i do?
Top of an unopened deoaderant a comb or a minute glass

A rock

>>735553142
Im good now i dont think im leaking no more so next thing to shove up my ass

>>735553223
with the minute glass, only partial, let us see the sands fall

>>735553223
Definitely the minute glass, OP

>>735553342
In video?

>>735553342
Minuet glass.

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>>735547914
somebody screencap this thread right now
>do pic related faggot

>>735553223
yeah minute glass, that comb looks brutal

>>735548759
>He had a fucking fidget spinner

>>735552236
>>735551643
>/b/ isn't dead yet

>>735553403
plz

>>735548222


this is a meme gold mine, someone archive this thread

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Something glass

>>735547914
Find a Mangy cat

Put both of it's front paws in there

Then tickle the cats belly.

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>>735553814
This

>>735553448
Op you faggot do this

Turkey baster and pump it until you feel good

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>>735553477

Screencap this

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>>735554346
I cant get a video it wont let me post it

>>735554424
Ima do the comb after i pull this out

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Butter knife and it'd better not be the handle end

>>735554631
Bruhhhh why tho

>>735554600
Ouch

>>735554695
For Lord kek

>>735554631
prob hurt less than the comb

>>735547914
Your dad's cock.

>>735554424
link to a file host/server?

>>735554840
A butter knife or a sharp knife lol should i take my chances

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bisexual


>>735554961

>>735554845

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Set of keys with the key ring hanging out

the bible

>>735554988
Kek

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>>735554988
you feeling lucky, punk?

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>>735547955
>>735548222
>>735548800
>>735548888
>>735549155
>>735549933
>>735550155
>>735550955
>>735551077
>>735551677
>>735551744
>>735551833
>>735553233
>>735553477
>>735553600
>>735554600
>>735554988
This thread tho

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>>735554988

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Ok which one should i do round 3

>>735555803
My asshole is very very soar so this is the last round guys

>>735548964
A potato. In honor of your phone

>>735555803
comb, brissle side, deep

>>735555991
Nahhhh bruhhh

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>>735555803
do the comb

>>735556092
Ok then

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put an xbox or playstation or computer mouse up there

>>735555803
COMB

xbox or playstation controller i meant sorry

COMB

Needle pluger end first

>>735555803
Sharp knife, while you're holding the handle end.

>>735556611
>>735556744
Kek
>not picking steak knife

o shit sharp knife?thats savage level 100000 OP

>>735556611
>>735556811
>>735556822
>>735556744
OP you have to do two this is amazing

>>735555555
Well, here they are

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>>735556494
Oh no not good

what happened thats bad op?

does it hurt?

A dictionary you dumbass

>>735550955
> I think I need help
We could tell

>>735557018
Holy fuck he put the teeth if the comb in first!

>>735557018
how do you not tense up? isn't like an uncontrollable gag reflex, almost feels like scratching an itch

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So tell me again OP how'd the comb get in there?

>>735557018
like my hole naturally cramps up

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>>735557071
Guys i need to stop im bleeding everywhere the comb is lodged im bleeding everywhere i think i have to go to the ER because i know i accidentally broke a comb piece on the skin of my ass

>>735557574
>
show blood?

>>735557071
What the fuck do you think? He got a fucking comb up his ass.

I bought a set of plugs a while ago and put the biggest one in my ass too early and it was kinda scary. I thought my asshole was going to split open or something. Stuff cereal or kitty litter in your ass though.

>>735557574
So no Round 4?

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>>735557704
Guys im in trouble its stuck im afraid to go to the doctors but its hurting really really bad

>>735558007
that's alot of blood, is it really caught or just snagging?

>>735558007
What the fuck did you think would happend? The ass is really soft and tender on the inside.

>>735558007
Rip in peace OP

>>735558007
Fucking mentally ill motherfucker. Go ti the hostpital.

>>735558178
No its stuck if i twist it all i can hear is crunching and it hurts more and starts to bleed more it hurts to much to pull

>>735558353
I think you're going to have to go to the ER if you get it out or not, if you try to remove it yourself at this point it could make it worse

>>735558353
The teeths problebly got into the flesh of your bowel you stupid fuck. Go to ER.

>>735558485
I think your right... Guys im done idk how im going to drive i cant sit in my fucking car i think im gonna have to walk anyways ive learned my lesson never ever playing with my ass again this has been my first and last time im fucking with my asshole ever again no thanks to /b/ shits really bad Anon out

>>735558739
it was your dumbass idea to listen to /b/ what'd you think was gonna happen? newfag

>>735558739
Its kind of common sense not to put sharp objects when you play.

>>735558739
FML it hurts to walk bruh this is very bad whyd everyone say the comb... Fucking shit idea

Someone save this thread. And OP go to ER. It could be dangerous.

>>735558739
should've stuck with the flat butterknife, can you even get pants on?

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>>735558944
This was your idea. Call an ambulance.

>>735558944
nigga we only wanted the fucking minute glass

Reason of death: comb shoved up arse

>>735558944
One question, why did you it OP? Why?

>>735559082
Yea but i cant sit im walking to the ER its 2 miles tho i think ill bleed out before i get to the hospital /b/ros im soooo fucking scared rn

>>735559295
Want to know this also. You most be mentally ill, OP.

>>735558739
Well that's what happens when you put a comb up your ass teeth-first you stupid faggot.

>>735559311
taxi or ambulance (lie on front), I don't think walking is a good idea.

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Include me in the screencap

>>735559311
CALL AN FKN AMBULANCE you stupid fuck.

>>735559311
I think im going to die fml...

When you get to the ER, stick the doctor's stethoscope up your ass

>>735548222
as gay as it is to be part of 4chan meme history in current year
>hi mom

>>735559311
if i were u id just try and shit it out so the inside of your ass kinda pushes it out

>>735552236
First time i've actually loled at something on here

>>735559448
Call a taxi and say you sat on a sharp knife by mistake or something.

>>735559445
Ok your right thats a goodidea i think my pants are getting really wet from the bloodf or maybe that just sweat ill try to keep you guys posted

>>735559448
Natural selection

>>735547914
I big piece of freshly skinned ginger or fill your asshole with sriracha sauce.

>>735547914
2/3 of a bicicle frame

>>735559479
Rolling for this

>>735559621
Keep posting until you call an ambulance atleast. And never do it again.

>>735559562
It could be infected if he try to push it out or get deeper into the flesh/cut up more.

>>735547914
poop

Put cayenne pepper to stop bleeding then pull it out

>>735559708
You gotta respect OP. He actually delivered

>>735559815
It might of cost him his life, but Op proved that he is not a faggot. Then again he did shove things up his ass.

who's saving this thread? OP delivery can not be in vain

>>735548687
Holy shit what a hypocrite

Just stay to cocks next time if you survives this OP. But got to admit you atleast had an nice looking asshole.

>>735560161
how do you think it's going to look after the op?

>>735560161
>had

>>735559943
Many lives have been ruined and lost because of us on /b/. But we still had a laugh about it. Remember the guy that injected actual acid, Not the drug, in his arm? Never heard from again but it was still awesome to see him deliver

>>735560409
Is there a screencap of that thread?

>>735559943
Oh the oxymoron that is /b/

Guys i called an ambulance but idk when there arriving im waiting but the combs lodged im bleeding more every second i hope this isnt bad this was so stupid idk why i did it my stomach hurts my ass hurts my legs arent working right i just wish i didnt do this

>>735560461
Somewhere on the internet. I saw it on a best of /b/ thread months back

This thread. Holy fucking kek my sides

>>735560532
Jesus man. Put some bandage or something around your ass.

>>735560532
See OP, you're freaking out. That will make everything worse, calm the fuck down for second and take a deep breath. You'll be fine

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>>735560409

>>735560532
is just an anus dude chill

>>735560650
Bruh im bleeding all over myself you break a 7 inch comb more than half way up your ass and make sure it bleeds all over then lets see if your ok

>>735560802
Update picture OP

>>735560726
Thank you anon

>>735560726
So someone gonna save this thread?

A can of pepsi

>>735560842
I cant im not stripping down the ambulance is coming

>>735560802
take a pic

shove a shot glass

>>735560929
just pull your pants down and take a pic

>>735560802
Naw I'm good. My ass is comb free and I'm planning on keeping it that way. Besides just get a towel or some cloth to soak up the blood

>>735551446
Roll

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Put me and my old meme in the screencap

>>735560726
That is some dark shit.

>>735560929
OP you've been awesome all night just take a picture now, or inside ambulance/hospital

>>735558007
not real blood. Good game.

>>735561066
>Cheked
We need an update pic OP

>>735561066
Hastings commands said update

>>735560532
Try to relax though, the more you panic the more you'll bleed blood pressure works like that, It sucks and it isn't going to be fun but you'll be ok, just going to be a shitty day

>>735561075
I've had hemmorids can confirm that's anus blood

Click this video and put it inside ur ass
https://youtu.be/ASqhVC4oFOI

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>>735561006

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>>735561234
>Fuck it, I'll just make these images a recurring theme

>>735561234
Thanks OP, hopefully doctors can remove with out surgery

>>735561234
At least it's not pouring out

>>735561234
It doesn't look bloody?

>>735561234
Spread cheeks

>>735561234
At least it's not pouring out.

Trips decides OPs excuse for how it got in there

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>>735561234

>>735561234
At least it's not pouring out...

Op is a living fucking legend man

>>735561375
>>735561428
>>735561461
Coincidence?

>>735561438
>hey doc you ever get an itchy ass?

Someone screencap this shit

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op probably just ruined his ass for good kek

>>735561543
Naw the real legend was the anon who pissed and shit off a roof at 2am

add a little bit of oatmeal chunks, maybe a corn kernal or two, maybe some rice noodles to this recipie to make it interesting...

www stevespanglerscience.com/lab/experiments/fake-blood-recipes/

>>735561438
"I sneezed and it just flew up there"

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OP chill man shit like this happens all the time you might just be in some pain for awhile and you're definitely gonna be embarrassed but it could be worse man, you will be okay plus ur a fucking living legend for what u just did haven't keked so hard in fuck knows how long

Also put me in screen cap fgt

The teeth of the comb are facing towards where his prostate is

>>735561660
>will post screencap in new thread when this thread dies

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Click this video
https://youtu.be/ASqhVC4oFOI
It fits the theme of this thread

>>735561727
Right now that i think about it shit like this doesn't happen all the time but still calm down nigger

>>735561664
Rightfully so, anyone dumb enough to put a comb up your ass (discluding the going on /b part) deserves a bloody ass.

>>735547914
a loaded gun and then i shoot

>>735561438
I was trying to comb my arse hair. I wanted to look smart for a date.

sexy gape i would like to tongue it

>>735547914

Apparently not toilet paper, because you need to wash your ass, faggot