Simple dubs decide. Will deliver anything. Lets go boys.

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>>735535244
Send her this and put "You know you want it"

>>735535244
Hey Angel, I matched you because you're cute, why did you match me?

>>735535517
reroll

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>>735535244
send her this with no context

>>735535244
I'm just a catfish, shouldn't even talk to me. I don't have anything better to do than pretend to be someone who I am not, so I'm sending you these messages. For once in my life, I'll feel like a woman actually wants to talk to me.

>>735535660
reroll

hi there cutie

>>735535660
rerolling

>>735535660
last roll

>>735535747
I lied, one more.

>>735535660
Ok, last one.

slob my knob for me babe

>>735535517
roll

>>735535847
roll for this

Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story?

>>735535847
last roll desu

>>735535870
roll

>>735535517
rolling for this

>>735535847
roll

A/S/L?

>>735535517
rollling

Do you like eggs?

yes, please.

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this with Benis

>>735535870
reroll

Hey we matched i was wondering if you would like to go out sometime

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send dis

>>735535517
rollz

>>735535993
Capitalism's the problem, anon. If there were no profit motive, "Goldstein" wouldn't have the means or motivation to do any of that.

>>735535993
roll

>>735535847
rolling for this

>>735535870
re re roll

>>735535993
last roll

>>735535517
Dubs for ^

You all suck at getting dubs
Inb4 so do I

As for sending her a message
>Can I eat your ass

>>735536200
winrar

Hello

Would you by chance be interested in taking my 4 year to a client on Guerrero street? I can pay you...

>>735536200
Cant send pictures on tinder

>>735536292
fuck, pick this one then >>735535517

Jews did 9/11

>>735536116
you beta as fuck
>cucked

I would introduce myself, but sadly we cannot be friends, as it is both a gift and a curse that my natural bodily odor happens to be a potent sexual elixir in which you would not be able to resist despite your best efforts.

I voted for Trump.

hey my little babe. Just letting you know that I have this thing. I go by Spray and I will only respond to you if you start every sentence with "heres we goesies my lil Spray." If you don't say that before talking to me then I might get confused about my identity. Also I am called Spray because of the one time I spooted on my little brother, but it was an accident even though I was found guilty. But that was over a year ago. Ok so what kind of movies do you like so I can start planning our first date together baby

i wanna suck yo tiddy bress

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my D in U.

Would you suck a creamy, dreamy log from Andy Sixx's butthole?

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Let's keep it going. Idk if the other will respond.

>>735536946
You look like a slapped ham

>>735536946
YES! I love curvy girls, plus your eyebrow game is on point! what's your # P?

I wanna spread Nutella on the rim of your ass hole and lick it off

>>735537129
Roll

>>735536946
I'd let you lay down a nice big Paola shit on my chest

Paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola paola.

>>735536946
didnt know that they aloud Cows on Tinder.

>>735537092
roll

>>735536946
Never been with such a large woman before, will you be gentle?

>>735536946
What's your tampon brand of choice? or do you prefer pads, you look like you prefer pads.

>>735537170
Rolley olly

>>735537317
roll

>>735537179
This

>>735537092
reroll

>>735537400
winrar

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>>735537129
Rollllll

>>735537179
Roll

Is it shaved?

>>735536946
I would perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on a corroded car exhaust pipe then smoke a blunt rolled with Ronald McDonald's pubic hair if it meant I could mix my post-workout protein with the milk squeezed from your saggy bovine udders.

>>735537214
>Aloud

Shut up faggot

>>735537400
winner

>>735537526
pls respons

>>735537611
winrar

"Voglio fare l'amore" HAHA my pasta nigger roomate told me how to say that.

Here is another. Bitches sleep.

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>>735538006

>>735537611
winner

>>735538095
Sydney, you're the skinny one.. right?

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I am starved of intimacy. My sole existence on this planet for the past 3 years has been wake up, go to work, eat, sleep, run, go to drill for the military, and on a rare occasion meet with the family members I am still close with. I crave and cherish these times with them so much that I ache whenever I am there or absent. These are typically the only times I get any affection, or positive interaction with my fellow human beings. Maybe it's because I am afraid of being hurt, or hurting someone else. I guess this is my first step in the right direction of developing positive relationships and friendships. Will I get hurt, probably. Will this get me out of my proverbial spiral down life's feces covered latrine? I don't know, but I am willing to do my best and make my life better.

>mfw this isn't an actual suggestion for OP to send, but a representation of myself.

>>735538095
Are you a cigarette because you're smoking hot and I want to put your butt in my mouth

>>735538095
I hope you're the hot one

>>735538095
Would you be interested in a Threesome?

>>735538095
If you had your friends face, your be fuckable. Do you have her noods?

>>735538095
roll

>>735538095
Woah is this a two for one deal?

>>735538095
Which one are you, the cute one or...?

>>735538280
Don't believe anything my bio says, I'm actually a massive faggot

>>735538311
Idk what this means. Dont waste your dubs

>>735538280
let me drill my cock in your ass

OP what's your bio?

>>735538280
So you're DTF?

>>735538280
Noooooooooods!

>>735538253
reroll

>>735538280
Just so you know, I'm married. But we can still fuck.

>>735538371
Roll

Ayyy gurl I wanna tongue punch your turd cutter

>>735538430
Reroll
"So you're DTF? How's tonight sound?"

>>735538371
roll

>>735538371
Reroll

>>735538469
Try again

>>735538449
i like this one

>>735538280
I'm a long way from figuring you out, so I have to ask, are you as innocent as you look Angel?

>>735538499
Ayyy I won

>>735538280
are you a 14 year old girl? because i want to fuck you.

>>735538461
IM FUCKING DONE IM LAUGHING SO HARD

>>735538280
Respond with: "*You're pretty handsome"

>>735538095
You are a handsome woman.

>>735538588

Winner winner

>>735538469
"So you're DTF? How's tonight sound?"
>>735538499 winrar

>>735538461
"Ayyy gurl I wanna tongue punch your turd cutter"
>>735538588 Winrar

>>735538588
Pls be irony

>>735538522
winrar

>>735538729
wish it was

>>735538095
Oh sorry. Thought you were the black one..

>>735538280
Thanks, you too.

>>735538825
4chan is now all Facebook-tier, /b/ has been in summer for at least three years if not longer. The only good THREAD here now it's britpol, and even that's started being invaded from faggots who probably come from /thedonald/.. fucking plebs ruining my escape. Now it's just like kikebook, but worse because they're fucking anonymous, and it seems the novelty of that will never ware off.

>if this is dubs pls send but not this free text part

>>735538280
what's your bio? asking for a friend

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>>735539440
''A friend.''

lemme suck ur foot

Op ded?

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>>735540062