rekt

/b/ is dead

>>735530332
Did he died?

Where's the one with the chick and a cell phone on her head. Someone post it

>>735530699
fake and gay

/b/ is dying if it can't even pull off a decent rekt thread

>>735531213
post more

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>>735531319

>>735530093
What happened to him? Not gonna watch it yet.

>>735531985
Gets a solid bonk on the head.
Nothing gory.

>>735530093
Jesus fucking christ people are stupid.

>>735530220
Such a generous person.
Feeding 2 animals at the same time.

>>735530707
No, the fucking moron survived.

>>735530220
nice assist

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>>735531213
MODS MODS MODS

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>>735531662
>>735531213

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>>735531213
>>735531662

>>735530471
i love how the dog just watches the inevitable

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>>735531213
>>735531662
kys

>>735530220
i hate that faggot. the pig was happy and trusted him.

>>735534600
Found the Muslim

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>>735534600
muslim checked

>>735534600
The pig was happy to get free food and definitely wasn't happy that the food was thrown into a crocodile infested body of water.

There was no trust, only survival against effort.

>>735530471
Man this video gets me so fucking hard. Wish there were more like this.

>>735535321
Not only he is now even uglier, but he's also probably kinda deaf in one ear.

I'm so fucking tired of you blobs of fat and flesh. What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing.

I mean, I knew 4 chan was a disgusting place, but holy FUCK

Never coming back to this website AGAIN

Stupid fuck, keep eating those tendies that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>735535684
Was expecting an acrostic poem.
Left unsatisfied needless to say.

>>735535684
if you dont have the stomach for the occational rekt thread or gore picture, what are you doing here in the first place? Explain yourself normie.

>>735531662
Great

>>735535950
literally one of my favorite most visual deaths

>>735535655
>>735535655
It was a .22lr

His shit taste in music is more likely to deafen him.

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>>735530093
Looks like he got Delaware Demolished

>>735530471
>Welsh orgy goes wrong.

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>>735535950

>>735536115
That was some Sikh shit right there.

>>735536307
STOLEN

>>735535950
Some guys just don't know how to take a hot load in the face.

>>735534494
kek

>>735536215
why is he doing this

>>735535655
nah he cares about safety, look at that ear plug!

>>735536680
spectacular

>>735535581
FUCK! That's a long way to fall.

>>735536215
he is trying to remove nerve gas from his eye

>>735536933
Does he... For god saske, how can someone have this cold blood in such situation??

>>735537216
YAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!

>>735537200
coz slope mentality

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>>735537216

>>735537216
fucking kek

>>735537216
I raise chickens. We live on 50 acres and I have a live catch mouse trap set up all over the place. We have over 100 chickens and When I go around a bucket with mice in it I go over into the group of chickens tapping the barrel. Within seconds I'm surrounded by chickens and I dump the mice.

>>735537543
Awesome dude

>>735537216
Was expecting the chicken to get knocked the fuck out by the cat in an act of revenge.

>>735537562
What happened?

>>735537725
electricity and the worst of the lucks

>>735537725
Pushing a metal frame with no protection I.e Rubber clothing.

Metal frame hit a powerline and the electricity fried the nigger

>>735537471
What a nightmare scenario. You're being slammed around in one of these, and your incompetent Pajeet coworkers are too dumb to turn it off, and instead just speed it up.

>>735530093
1

>>735537659
>>735537659
Thanks I just made that up. I work at McDonalds and I live in a trailer with the 'rents.

>>735537725
nerve gas

>>735530220
Mother nature is a fickle bitch

>>735530332
This happened only a few miles from the house I grew up in kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb1UfB_5w5o [Embed]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmPVLp_IaFc

>>735535581
Did he ded?

>>735530093
>>735537138
>>735537851
>>735538067
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny nerve gas maymay" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this rekt thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a rekt thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with post saying "nerve gas".
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any rekt thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: "nerve gas". We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting "nerve gas". It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same reddit-level posts day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating rekt threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every rekt is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this "nerve gas" shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>735530471
Hahahahahahaha

>>735537471
Is there no emergency shut off or are they just dumb?

https://youtu.be/Wp1Sa_jHWDs

>>735537851
wtf is the story to this? propane tank?

>>735538245
TL;DR

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>>735535950

Let's do a raid

>>735538245
nerve gas

>>735534724
You know muslims don't LIKE pigs right? They're considered unclean.

>>735537471
holy fuck, this one always gets me

>>735537851
thought it was gonna be a black dude setting the gas station cashier on fire

>>735538245
nice pasta fagget

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>>735537216

>>735537562
Dude uses his blinker... Fuck him, gotta be safe tho. Going right!

>>735538422
where

>>735537562
Gotta love having your friends drive off on you as your corpse burns

>>735537562
Spontaneous human combustion, nerve gas, or anti Aircraft Missiles fired by the Taliban?

https://www.liveleak.com/browse?q=shootout

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hahaha nerve gas!

>>735536933
>shit, *deletes browsing history*

>>735530220
full video?

>>735538933
Kek

>>735535321

This dude has balls made of titanium. Holy shit. Just calmly shoots himself in the face for fun and then acts like it's no big deal.

>>735539128
I mean, it's easy to be brave when you're absolutely fucking retarded and don't understand the consequences of your actions. There's a reason governments want you in the army at 18 instead of 24.

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>>735530618
Fucking edgelord over here. Muhh website!

>>735538315
faaack

>>735538328
nerve gas tank

>>735534494
Oh, bringing bookmarks into it, eh?

>>735530471
That sheep is a dick!

>>735536215
Aaaaand that's why you don't fuck with Ruskies in any war ever.

>>735536933
>*tweets* lol just got stuck in an elevator fml am i right?

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>>735530093

>>735535581
God DAMN, is this man kill?

>>735537216
This is a velociraptor

>>735538933
kkkkkk

>>735535581
thats the most seamless gif I've ever seen.

>>735538205
>>735539705

No you fucking mongoloid but he's about 1200 feet in the air on a communications tower.

>>735530220

mmmm....ham.....

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>>735535684

>>735537725
I have no idea if this is the exact story, but there was a horrible case a few years ago where a kid died like this (moving a tower into a high-voltage line) with some NYU film students trying to make a movie over their summer vacation.

>>735535581
he couldnt have survived that

>>735535684
Is it just me or is it a little summery in here?

>>735534494
Fuckin dime dropper. Burn in hell.

>>735535950
I've seen this a million times but never knew the story. Anyone?

>>735538285

at 0.17 seconds he kicks the control panel after he goes around a couple of times. I guess the three faggots are cleaners or janitors, you think there would be a circuit breaker or something

>>735541705
ragtop got his ragtop blown off

>>735537938
Saw this on /r/watchpeopledie. Yea it's reddit idgaf its a metal subreddit. Anyway I think it was decided that the box that his stupid ass head was hitting over and over again were probably the controls for the machine. Those retards can't do anything right even after they're fucking dead

>>735538328

Compressed natural gas (CNG) (methane stored at high pressure) is a fuel which can be used in place of gasoline (petrol), Diesel fuel and propane/LPG. CNG combustion produces fewer undesirable gases than the fuels mentioned above.

>>735531985
Just watch it you fucking pussy

>>735536738
drugs are bad mkay?

>>735538521

Yes, but muslims like little boys for butt sekts

>>735542044
mkay

>>735541999
Yeah I'm not sure if this is a new thing or what because there's been a bunch of these videos recently. Seems like a pretty fuckin retarded way to go about owning a car

>>735531662

get fukt

>>735540408

yeah, if you're a 13 year old faggot or have the mental capacity of such

>>735542044
>>735542114
SAMEFAG

>>735542167

A lot of municipalities have buses that are CNG and are good for reducing particulate in the air. I agree its probably not too practical for individual cars.

>>735537562
He didn't wet the sponge!

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>>735531662
Is this permaban?

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>>735531662

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>>735538245
>>>

>>735542167
>compressed natural gas
>less emissions than propace
compressed natural gas IS propane

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>>735542486
>implying you cant just change your ip immediately

>>735540513
no

>>735542522
What did I miss? I was long past that section. What was banned?

>>735531253
>>735530618
>dying
>dead

Sheeeiiittt. /b/ is a decicated corpse and that's why I love it.

>>735542968
>how to create a frog

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>>735542814
My question is,
Can the original IP be used agan?

>>735540513
you are somehow retarded

>>735534494
gr8 b8 m8

>>735534887
Actually. That was an alligator.

>>735535950
How'd you find massie Williams got casting vid where she took a big load for her role

>>735542692
Nope. Natural gas is composed of multiple gases including propane, butane, ethane, and methane. Propane is just one component of natural gas. It's removed during processing, compressed, and sold separately.

Oh the yotsuba Loli porn pics. It's not rekt. People can get banned for that? I don't like it, but I'm not about to call the cops either. What gives?

>>735535684
Normal fag detected

>>735543024
There are 2^32 ip addresses, what the fuck does it matter

>>735537702
TOPKEK

>>735536115
decerebate posturing means he gon die

>>735543182
i haven't seen this one in a while, anon. thanks for the lols

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>>735543329

>>735534600
I love that faggot. The water lizard was happy and trusted him.

>>735543462
what a way to start the millennium.

>>735543462
>OH YEAH

what the fuck did that one anon post that got him banned and reported to the FBI????

>>735530332
>>735530707
>>735532670
He managed to hear the sound, identify it and react in the short amount of time seen in the gif. He unbuckled his seatbelt and exited the passenger's side door simultaneously saving his 10 year old son who was also in the truck.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/awning.asp

>>735543581
cheese pizza

>>735543581
>implying fbi report is ever legit here
Newfriend detected

>>735543581
FBI is fake news. It was loli 404 error girl

>>735536115
lol. haven't seen this one before. fuckin' bomped him good.

>>735543700
>raiden

>>735543729
what exactly is that

>>735543581
Jesus Christ, my sides

>>735543133
Toppest of kek

>>735538315
I NEED CLOSURE

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>>735531662
kek

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>>735543815

Autistic teen that plays with my little pony figures and makes youtube videos got bullied
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb1UfB_5w5o


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmPVLp_IaFc

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>>735543815
That girl only pedo like

>>735534494
>>735534516
>>735534546
>>735534403
WHAT WAS IT?!!?! Why did he get b&? kek

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>>MIT students last period came up with a video which would make ANY former alcoholic relapse and I give it to you anons as a weapon against anybody from your stepmoms to a shaky teacher. Not only does this video coincide with Peter Dinkladge's birthday (6/11/17) which is today, but also with the Gam of Thrones Season 7, affectionately known to many as GOTS7. Weaponize it, anons, and watch them sip, right on time. We are OUR own personal army.

>>735542504
KEK!

>>735540091
Sure

>>735543961
so he got banned for that but loli threads are everywhere? i dont quite understand lol

>>735543990
See >>735543961

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>>735544081
lurk moar, summerfag

Mods certainly are niggers these days

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>>735544016
>>https://youtu.be/ir9lchqNNd4

>>735544081
That's what happened. Exactly, it's dumb

>>735542968
any doctor know what the fuck is happening here?

>>735530471
i don't enjoy violence against animals but i'd kick that sheep right in it's stupid face. then give it away to some other sheep farmer.

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>>735544209
reckt their lives....but. why??

>>735544313
Broken orbital bones

>>735543949
I know it's a great thing he killed himself. But I still feel bad that he was driven to do it because of some fucking pussy breaking up with him

>>735544195
Jesus! Haha!

>>735543182
Good ol' coon roast. Brings a tear to the eye.

>>735544442
So close anon

>>735543949
OG shit. I remember seeing this clip as part of some death compilation that had Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb.

It made me sick to my stomach to watch. Man, I shoulda just stayed away after that.

>>735543581
OHMYGODKEK
>Those summer winds, were blowin' in
.>from across the sea

>>735530471
Orwell would be proud.

>>735544040
third rail's the charm.

>>735543787
Why do Chinese escalators have an insatiable hunger for human flesh?

>>735531662
fug

>>735544599
Escalators and elevators.

>>735543961
I thought yotsuba was a boy

>>735540513
You're not that stupid...
Right?

>>735535950
sniper elite 4

>>735544330
Communism in a nutshell

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>>735544734

>>735544330
china...

>>735544832
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>735537938
yeah those fucking gook/chinks dont give a damn about human life

>>735535950
When you nut but she keep sucking

>>735544343

thank you my good man

>>735544911
Yee

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>>735543024

>>735538933
>checked
>keked

>>735543949
Story?

>>735531214
>guy already in wtf-stance before he even kicked

>>735537471
the guy filming his computer has no chill

>>735542486
Ive been online for like an hour. Funniest shit ive seen so far

>>735543787
Oh great... I needed another anxiety, thanks alot motherfucker

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>>735544209
this is reckt af when you think about it, all you anons itt please bros strap a rubber on and if you lose focus and she cums that pissy liquid can get underneath of that first part at the base of the weenis and that fluid can have shit juice in it that can make just one ball ache like a bitch at first and then, if you tough like Rambo and avoid the hospital you get BOTH balls feeling like they been kicked all day. This is called Cromeorea and alot of girls cheat on their man at lunch because it's cheap and cars are easy to get a fast orgasm in. Please do not let your balls feel like mine did, not that this has eve happened to me, but the aching is so painful I was like OUCH while driving and OUCH while flea-marketing and OUCH while playing that Wii game where you have to run from out of control livestock.

>>735544599
>be me
>be married
>husbando gets sent to china for his job for some quality control bullshit from their supplier
>says we should go on vacation while he's at it
>agree to go
>shopping at a mall on the third day
>he's making fun of me because I'm not using any of the elevators or escalators
>walk up the 5 flights of stairs to our hotel room
>tell him I'll fucking kill him if I catch him using the elevator
>anyways
>at said mall
>we're making a trip the long way around to get to the stairs
>"meh meh meh You're so paranoid, not everything in china is trying to kill you"
>CRASH
>BANG
>sound of spraying glass
>screams
>we make sure each other is ok
>walk over to the railing stepping over glass and shrapnel
>tentatively look over the edge
>40 foot long truss fixture with lights has fallen 3 stories and crashed into the ground
>"we're fucking leaving!"
>"ok. I'll call my boss."