autistic food pics

Im autistic. fuck you.

>>735523506
What the fuck that is not enough even for a midday meal

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>>735524126

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>>735524165

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>>735524274

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>>735524317

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>>735524473

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>>735524577

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>>735524611
Anyone still here? Or is it just me?

>>735524274
Absolutely disgusting

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>>735523506

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>>735525015

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>>735524720
Guess ill keep dumping

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>>735525192
Where do you find all this shit?

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>>735525192

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>>735525245
Not sure. Some I found on threads like these, and other times I googled food gore

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>>735525374

>>735524274
dafuck is that aborted toad on those sausages?

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>>735525446

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>>735525483
Maybe?

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>>735525570

>>735524361

DELET

>>735525503
>people actually ate that

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>>735525630

>>735525652
Nah

>>735525736
I hope not

>>735525570
kek

>>735523859

american chicken parm with adkins diet

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>>735525842

i feel weird

>>735525483
its a dead mouse, vomitted by a cat...

Keep going fam, I'm loving this. Thanks for the dump.

>>735524611
how do you make noodle-onigiri?

>>735526070
pure evil

>>735524165
'murica

>>735524361
Lost

>>735526363
kek

>>735526270
It was meant to be.

>>735525446
I mean, that's not the worst thing here, really

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thx for all the dumps

>>735525192
there have been times when i've been drunk enough to eat this and probably enjoy it.

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>>735526848

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>>735524165
Better version

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>>735526920

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>>735527022

Im blown away no one has posted a bowl of eggs.

>>735527286

I've seen some fuck up shit, but this takes the cake. No pun intended.

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>>735526070
FUCKING DELET THIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>735527286
genuinly grossed out right now
well done

still made me hungry though
that man seems to dig into it

>>735527635
Looks delicious with that vegetable soup.

>>735527720
"can you recommend any good wine that goes well with pickled babies?"

>>735527797
a nice chianti....slp slp slp slp

>>735525483
Toads come out as tadpoles.

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>>735527874
And a nice shit cake for dessert.

>>735527983
that's a brownie alright

>>735525483
Its an oyster, they're bretty gub

>>735527286
This can't be fucking real...

>>735524274
Good lord your life must suck sweaty nigger balls.

>>735528083
mmmmmmm.....refried beans

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dont stare at this one for too long

wtf is autistic food?

>>735528252
oh

oh

>>735524361

I've never even trusted a human that much.

>>735525503
What am I looking at?

i mix 1 part cheetos, 1 part mayo and 1 part bacon bits, so i can game on the go. basically, the mayo coats the cheetos, so the dust dosent get on your fingers, and the sticky mayo means i dont need chopsticks or silverware, i just dab, suck and go

>>735528407
JUST LOOK AT THE FUCKING PICTURES YOU FAGGOT AND GET THE JIST OK JESUS FUCK.

>>735527286
part of a nutritious breakfast

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>>735528407

>>735524720
My dad used to do this in prison

this thread makes me sad

>>735528461
Bologna and mayonnaise loaf. Shit like this was in your grandmothers cookbooks.

>>735528560
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>735527116
Ostrich egg?

>>735528621
Yeah? He used to warm up hot dogs inside his boiler?

>>735528716
kek

>>735528635
are you on tattooine?

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MOAR pls

>>735527286
MOOOOOODS

>>735528791
now thats just silly

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>>735528621
Implying you know your dad.

>>735528855
>muricans would eat this

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The only thing autistic ITT are the people posting in it..jesus fucking christ.

>>735528621
Your dad used to suck dick in prison aswell
Had to get those hot dogs some how aye

>>735528882
>muricans EAT this

its 2 am and im laughing at food

>>735524274
how poor?

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No comment needed

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>>735528882
I disagree

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Haitian niggers eat dirt.

>>735528986
Kinda not that bad

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>>735523506

>>735529035
this is someone's fetish.

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>>735528796
>hoax.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/2624797.stm

I can't believe people are too retarded to google "asian eating fetus" or something similar

>>735529240
I'll start with the eyes

>>735523857
Newfag much?

>>735529049
yeah but is it tasty????????

tuna on pizza

people will scream autistically its disgusting, but how is it any different to a toasted tuna fish sammich with a slice of cheese

>>735529240
Talk us through it, because this genuinely looks like time and money were spent in creating it lol

>>735529457
Tomato - pizza
butter/mayo - sandwich
You figure the rest out

>>735529233
like why would i do that?
lol you moron

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>>735529413
Watch this and come to your own conclusions.
https://youtu.be/s3337cj4sJQ

>>735529217
hey fuck you pal i eat this shit all the time

>>735529604
heresy

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>>735529581
oh, right, forgot, and who hasnt dipped their tunafish sammich into tomato soup

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>>735529664
Go regain your honor, you know what to do.

>>735529796
them look like good fries...what's the purple shit?

>>735529923
Skub.

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>>735529240

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i LITERALLY cant believe weve gotten this far without pinapple on pizza being posted

tell me i missed it somewhere

>>735529993
been there. done that. on payday i'd add cut up hot dogs. that's some good eatin' there.

>>735528169
philippines gets the real kek

>>735530083
pineapple pizza is great though, it's pretty much the opposite of autistic.

This is a fucking cringe thread....

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>>735528169
hey i do this sorta. ill put vegemite on the BOTTOM of cold pizza so it hits my tongue first, although i wish you could just get plain vegemite pizza

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>>735528855
Get on my level

>>735530209
only faggots and niggers put pineapple on pizza. you've identified yourself. :)

>>735530209
you may want to sit down, i have bad news for you

>>735528716
top fucking kek

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>>735529373
>replying to an hour old post
>calling them the newfag

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>>735530305
>i wish you could just get plain vegemite pizza
You stay in your hemisphere and we'll stay in ours.

have a weird food album party https://imgur.com/a/t7hdW

>>735529636
>so poor you literally eat dirt
>somehow get vegetable oil

>>735530336
>>735530372
not anon but chicken pizza with little pineapple pieces is pretty good

>>735530614
>chicken pizza with little pineapple pieces is pretty good

found the faggot nigger

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>>735530599
>have dirt
>spend hours mixing it by hand
>eat it instead of planting crops

>>735526363
hey when the power goes out you've gotta get creative

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>>735530737
>nigger

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>>735527286
Fucking Asian trying to turn into a super saiyan

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salty coins & milk.

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>>735529796
Pic related...

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>>735530614
Stop stealing my WiFi Bassheen.

this thread is way better than ylyl so hf lol

>>735531034
hi, nigger

i'm anon

>>735527116
Scotch egg! Mmmmmm

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>>735531179
The Jews did this.

>>735531355
Checked

>>735527286
>newfag

>>735527486
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>>735528796
>>735531046
>more newfags

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>>735529240
I found this picture a while ago. You've completed my mysteries.

>>735523506
a little like this http://sexxam.com

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>>735531572

Right, yeah ?

>>735527597
I literally see nothing wrong with this????

>>735530806
Where are these seeds? Everything is kill

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>>735526070
There's a special sort of hell for such scum.

>>735530372
Kek

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>>735532280
They can get vegetable oil and clothes, but no seeds?

>>735532472
Probably from Red Cross support packages etc

>>735529636
Why the fuck don't they make hard tack or something

>>735529923
taro

>>735530336
>>735530372
You clearly have no taste, ham and pineapple pizza with bbq sauce is the best a pizza can get.

>>735533117
>just fuck it all up and mix all this shit together
lol, might as well just blend it up into a smoothie

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>>735533260
>mix all this shit together

This makes me glad I can cook

>>735532472
we give them seeds and teach them how to grow then they wont need our crap anymore and we cant exploit them anymore. this is how the world really works.

>>735531486
Overcooked scotch egg, the monsters.

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>>735530083

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>>735533435
oh yes ye old give them stuff and get nothing in return scam, always gets them

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>>735533349
(You)

>>735533435
How do you exploit dirt-eating people that require government handouts to survive? Self-sufficient people can be both workers and customers. Aid dependent people are neither.

>>735533260
pineapple and ham have been a combo for a long time.. it works surprisingly well on pizza with bbq sauce instead of pizza sauce. try it you pussy.

>>735533260
It really is great, you're missing out.

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>>735533689
im not gonna eat garbage just because 2 anons on a board that thinks macdonalds is okay said it was good. might as well do my steaks well done as well

>>735533601
certain companies profit off of aid dependent people. and 1st world countries as a whole benefit off of 3rd world countries.

they work in shitty factories producing stuff for us for basically pennies a day. that is how.

>>735533959
your loss I guess

>>735533959
i havent touched mcdonalds in over a decade. pineapple on pizza is good tho.

>>735534064
>your losing out if you dont eat the garbage
lol

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>>735528114
Its a poocake

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Chicken fists - a Minnesota tradition

>>735529772
rare

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>>735529217
spotted the jew!

>>735523506
just google image search "noma food" if you want to look through some actual autistic food items.

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>>735533601

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>>735527597

ah, american cuisine

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>>735535032
>>735535032

>>735528577
My rectum began to sear with pain as I looked at this

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>>735523506
my maannn ez squirt! 90's shittttttt

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this used to be considered the best restaurant in the world.

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>>735525446
i do that when they frozen

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>>735535283
Fresh eggs, hey and if an egg can fit up there so can I.

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>>735528639
yep cheese meat and mayo,, not bad actually

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>>735525192
the one thing here i wouldn't have a problem eating

>>735532766

they don't have flour obviously

>>735535511
Hot

>>735535448
Moron

>>735530305

>i wish you could just get plain vegemite pizza

people had their countries bombed for less, mate

>>735535448
>>735535483
what? whats place's name? none of that looks edible

>>735526403
nothing wrong with fruit snacks and string cheese

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>>735535183
>stick garnished with white lichen on a bed of verdant moss

>>735535238
>reindeer tartare with engorged bedbugs

>>735535283
>bird that flew in front of the main collector for a solar furnace

>>735535448
>rock garden centerpiece mistaken for dinner

>>735535483
>christmas-themed centerpiece mistaken for breakfast

>>735535731
noma. a lot of it isnt edible. a lot of their dishes were just random flowers they picked from their neighbor's garden.

>>735535804
those arent centerpieces, theyre one of like 12 or 13 courses that they bring out and the waiter discusses the inspiration for the dish and what is edible and what isnt. it's the height of autistic food.

>>735529454
this isn't too bad tbh

>>735527597
I'd eat this.

>>735530336
i'm straight and white and like pineapple on pizza, not by itself but with some meat too it goes well

>>735532349
>>735526423
Is this not a joke? Do Americans actually do this?

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>>735535998
>those arent centerpieces
doubt. Yes, I know what Noma says they are.

>the waiter discusses... what is edible and what isnt
Yeah, centerpieces. Don't let the hipsters and other postmodernists fool you. Cuisine really is supposed to involve actual food, no matter what the 'inspiration' is.

>This broken beer bottle represents the angst experienced by some guy sitting at what he thought was a restaurant, only instead of good food they serve up sticks, moss, pinecones, and descriptions of what these things are supposed to make you feel, and then they charge you a week's pay for it.
>the blood on the floor represents the feeling of satisfaction experienced when said guy smashed the bottle in some pretentious douche's face before going out and getting a fucking steak.

>>735525630
When I'm president, my 2nd executive order will be banning ketchup

My 1st will be mandating siesta

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>>735531724
This fucking thread

>>735528083
Props for the sauce work

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>>735537020
>ban ketchup
>permit the continued existence of vegemite
You will be dead before the end of your first year.

>>735533435
If it was the 19th century and Britain still needed rubber and palm oil for her empire you'd be right

>>735529035
Who doesn't love a good bowl of shoe'p

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>>735528986
easily edible

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>>735538240
I am going to hit you in the nose two times.

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i tried to make cheese sauce by melting it

All you faggots that like "Hawaiian" pizza....

Da fuq is ham? It would be spam and pineapple here.

>spam

> do you even hula ?

>>735538529
What , the fuck , is that oil from the cheese?

>>735529233
Hoax?
It was an "art project" (although I wouldn't call it that way) - Zhu Yu (the one who eats it) himself claims it was an actual fetus stolen from a medical school.

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>>735538641
No, I oiled the cheese, I am a crazy person.

>>735538641
yeah. i used a microwave and i failed cause the cheese was a bit old. I ate it regardless

>>735538546

And we don't even eat that shit

>>735529969
Fucking skub, do people actually like that shit?

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>>735538738
There is also a Chinese goldfish that lives in my eyebrow that tells me when to wake up in the morning.

>>735525570
Welcome to cici's

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>>735538904
Either you are pro-skub or you are a nigger-faggot.

>>735525015
lol vegans

>>735530305
I'll just pretend that that's barbecue sauce.

>>735526363
kek

>>735525823
>hearty italian

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I like the eggs to be firm

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>>735523506

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You should hold your breath until you turn the gay.

>>735540297
I am so triggered by this.

This is a good thread

>>735525483
>aborted toad
I kek'd a little

>>735540431
kek i was looking for this one

>>735526848
No.

>>735527286
I'd eat that.

>>735529796
looks like buu jizzed all over this

>>735526992
i mean, i dont see the problem with eating just buttered bread, shit is good. obviously not to that extent though

>>735525483
Ty for this comment. I haven't laughed tht hard in a while