Hey /B/ Flatmate is away for a week and left her room unlocked.

>>735515323
Has she left a computer in her room?

>>735515323
Kill yourself in her room.

>>735515457
Her computer is still here

Hang yourself with a rope made out of her underwear.

>>735515535
Search for win, don't bother with password if there is one, just unscrew the HDD plug it into your computer and go hunting.

>>735515551
And there goes OP

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>>735515473
>>735515551

>>735515767
It's unpassworded, already checked, it was clean, she has some on her phone but I've never been able to see them

>>735515323
Jerk off with butter or crisco.

Do nothing

Hang yourself in a pair of her bra and panties

Put on a full set of her clothes and post pics

>>735515323
Any other clothing. Jerk off on dress and then clean dick with dress. Put it back.

>>735515890
Go on her laptop, search for password which are probably stored in her browser, log in on her iCloud of she has an iPhone and there you go

>>735515992
Roll

>>735515890
Is she techy enough to make hidden folders?
If there are some on her phone, does she have a cloud or something sync with her comp (with prefilled logins)?

>>735516077
>>735516219
/b/rofist

Jack off and jizz on her laptop's keyboard

Just clean up her room man

>>735516219
>>735516077
She ain't a very techy person, has a samsung phone don't know what model, not sure it has any back up

>>735515992
Rollin

Take a random unused sock and just start dumping loads into it until you're empty.

>>735516177
>>735516499
Are you fucking kidding me 2 dubs in a row

look for "hidden" usb sticks

>>735515323
Flatmate = mum?

Take your cum and rub all her lipsticks in it.

>>735515323
WTF???????? Mark????

>>735516530
roll

>>735516809
Nice try

>>735516809
Yes it's me Mark

>>735516809
Fuck... OP here, my name actually is Mark was that just a lucky guess?

>>735516809
Omg, Mum?

>>735516776
>>735516077
^ this

>>735517111
FUCKING WASTE OF TRIP!

>>735517111
BTW, take nude photos and put them on her laptop

>>735517111
wasted trips
if trips:
>>735516776
>>735516077

>>735517111
Waste of trips

Cum inside all her pillows

>>735517192
>>735517264
I never waste trips

Share her passwords with us

>>735516915
Oh HAI MARK

>>735515323
pics of her panty drawer... also, pic of her

Shit on her razor blade

>>735515323
erm, you spunk in her knickers?

You're a basic RPG hero on his way to kill a dragon, except a bunch of dumbasses keep following you everywhere you go and give you advice about wolves and shit

Go to bed mark

>>735517502
Well fuck me wrong thread

>>735517469
Roll

poop on her bed

I think OP is a fag...

cum inside shoes or panties and don't clean up

>>735515323
Still no trips...

>>735517481
reroll

poop in her pillow

Cum in every single pair of underwear she owns.

Wait in her closet and then punch her in her face when she returns.

piss her bed

piss in her face

Make a pile of her underpants and bras.
Bury Barry the Bee toy under them
Take a pic with half of barrys face showing underneath
Send her with text: "who could it bee?"

Clean her room and leave her a little note that says "with love - your roommate <3"

>>735518522
Tempted simply because of how funny I found that

Cum on her pillow.
Leave a note: nothing personnell kid

>>735515992
We rollin

Become your flatmate for the week. Wear her clothes, bring a man over and let him fuck you on her bed.

>>735518930
roll

>>735518930
rollio

Go to sleep

>>735518930
Roll

>>735518930
r0ll

>>735518930
rolling

>>735518930
r o l l

>>735519334
FUCK!

>>735518930
rollin for this

>>735518930
we rollin fam

>>735518930
raul

>>735515323
Find dildo and fuck your ass with it

>>735518930
rhol

>>735519445
fuck, one away

>>735519445
rekt

>>735518930
hahahahhaahaha rolling for this one!!!

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Post bras and more dirty panties!

You must cum at least 5 times a day on her items and not clean it, just leave it there to soak the cum untill she returns, new item every time.

>>735518930
roll

>>735519439
this
if you can't find a dildo you have to use another random object of her's

>>735518930
Ok this ones great

>>735518930
rollol

>>735515323
Poo in bed, pic, timestamp, sharpie in the poo

>>735518930
rooool

>>735515323
the fact tou even mention she left it unlocked means she typically locks it because shes perfectly aware you a perverted fuck and she cant trust you. so you breaking the trust at this moment and when she realizes it when shes back. shell notice eveeything.

so this means one thing. get on the computer and back everything up. she move out when she know you pervert

>>735519065
>>735519195
>>735519251
>>735519266
>>735519334
>>735519360
>>735519388
>>735519417
>>735519422
>>735519445
>>735519507
>>735519564
>>735519581
Nigga this the same person rolling like 15 times for a shitty request

>>735515323
do nothing

>>735519553
This

Wash all her stuff on the wrong heat so everything shrinks. Then proceed to leave a note with "if you think that's small you haven't seen my penis"

>>735518930
roool

>>735519657
nah, I'm not the same person

>>735519675
we rollin fam

>>735519675
ROLL

>>735519637
Do yes plz!

>>735519553
i would like this with pictures

>>735519675
rOLLL

>>735519637
Roll

>>735519439
Reroll

>>735518930
this but pls take some pictures

>>735519675
reroll

>>735515323
Draw a mona lisa portrait ( with a mustache ) with your semen on her computer screen.
You have 1 week to fap enough to achieve this at disposal

>>735515992
Roll

>>735519637

Trips get

>>735519580
Roll

>>735519637
T H I S
H
I
S

Take a shit and hide it all over the room

Leave her shit alone and live your life

>>735519773
Roll

Cut all her clothes in half and sew the wrong halves together

>>735519940
Roll

>>735518930
rollio

>>735519998
NIGGER

>>735517502
Suddenly dragons dogma

>>735519553
Reroll

>>735518930
Rollin

>>735515323

KYS FAGGOT

>>735519637
This and put a icecream topping like sprinkles on it

>>735519553
+1 to reroll

Hide pineapples all over her room and do it daily

>>735516383
That's actually a fine and funny thing to do
> Plus you'll be happy of what you've done

>>735519675
Im done rerolling

man i hope i dont roll trips now

>>735518930
Jesus Christ, good work /b/
Rolling for this

>>735515323
Take her dildo and stick it in your ass and shout her name while u are taking it. Record the whole thing. Show it to her when she comes back. Dont wash the dildo and make sure it has little turds on it. Post screenshots and video on this thread.

roll

>>735518930
Rolllllllerino

>>735520222
FUCK YOU MAN

>>735520222
HAHAHAHAHA!!
/Thread

>>735520249
roll

>>735520249
This

Print like 100 Hitler portraits and hang them all over her room walls

>>735518930
THIS

>>735520249
rollinnng

>>735520222
Fuck of

take a shit in her pillow

>>735520409
rolling

>>735520148
Plz satan gib

>>735520249
rollan

>>735519940
Roll

>>735520441
roll

Wear her panties until she gets home

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>>735520148
Theese

Cum on her pillow with timestamp vid

Fill a condom with your piss and put in her sock

>>735520618
Roll

>>735517879
re rollin rollin rollin rollin

>>735520618
rerool

>>735520636
Roll

they see me rollin'

>>735520618
retry

>>735519935
Do it faget

>>735518930
Rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

>>735520777
Winrar

>>735520777
nice

>>735520409
Rolling for this

shit her bed

SMH not one of you faggots has asked for time-stamped pics of her room

post a video where you are dressed in her clothes and are masturbating with her panties around your cock

>>735520777
TIMESTAMP IT FAG

Become your flatmate for the week. Get a wig,wear her clothes, make a fake online account and try to hook up with as many men as you like. Make sure you let them know that you are a crossdresser. Record all encounters and post them on b + make sure your roomie gets to watch them. Just cause this is kind of long term plan + rolling as well for --> >>735520249

^^ this for starters and the first bit for the rest of the week.

>>735518527
Because those watches are extemely cheap and made in china. These companies buy them in bulk, paying &gt;$.50 per watch and then sells them for &quot;free&quot; but overcharging for shipping/handling. From this overcharge, they make a proffit of about $1.5 or a little more, which is a 200% proffit. Selling enough of these cheap watches, they make pretty good money while ripping people off.

>>735520777
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

paint everything in her room black

clean her whole room and then leave politely

>>735520924
I am extremely happy now
DELIBER

>>735520904
this

>>735520904
rollan

>>735520777
>>735519637
WINRAR

>>735520904
semi satan trips get

>>735520904
>222

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>>735520777

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>>735519637
OP
DELIEVER

>>735520904

rolling for >333

im 11 years old what dis website do

>>735520904
roll

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>>735521033
Deliver

>>735520904
rolllliiiinnngggg

>>735521419
roll

>>735520904
rollaaaan yyyoo

>>735515323
Her browser probably remembers passwords.. Go to Dropbox, icloud, Google Drive or wherever and find nudes

>>735520904
>555 g3t

>>735520904
go on Satan.. be good for once.

Cum inside all of her underwear, and in every bottle of shampoo / lotion / toothpaste she has.

Go in her computer, and search for every saved password : email, instagram, facebook, etc. If she has a samsung, her photos may be saved on her google photo account.

And first of all, it's the perfect opportuniy to plant a few hidden spy cams, and to ensure some future posts on /b/

>>735520904
rollaaanaaaannnaa

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>>735520904
Rollin

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>>735521409
Op is a fag.
We have 777 trips.

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There has been winrar
OP is being a fag
Get the torches

>>735519637
Fuck out of here Devin