My sister just sent me this .... what should I do?

>>735508301
send me money

>>735508301
inb4 penis

>>735508301
I want to get this off my chest, you're so hot

>>735508301
ask her for more.
use words like "nude" or "naked" in your request.

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>>735508301
Run into her room and tell her you want her

She got a kik lol?

>>735508301
Absolutely don't give any money to her patronite!

Fuck dat bitch right there on the spot bare till she passes out and she forgot how she got there

Tell her only whores use lipstick like that

Send her a picture in the same position with your bare ass out

>>735508301

THATS A JEW ISNT IT!?

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She wants the D. Send her an "accidental" picture of your cock and see how she responds.

Fuck her, don't pussy foot it either be forward

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>>735508301
Send her this

play the game. send her a picture of yourself with the same position.

"Not bad, take it again. I can't see much of your butt in that pic"

>>735508301
more

Recommend she lower her calorie intake and get some exercise in.

>>735510053
and put down the crack pipe...

Start shrieking like a maniac until you get pumped enough to tear off your shirt and do it. Take off your pants, and continue to scream. Now you're wearing nothing but your tighty whities. Bust out of you room and run around the house until you're covered in sweat, foaming at the mouth, and your cock is rock hard in rage. Then kick down your sisters door, smack her in the face, grab her by the hair, and ram your pulsating sweaty cock down her throat.

>>735510193
Or not.

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>>735510053

>>735510516
Is this one supposed to make her look fitter? It isn't an insult or anything bro, some girls are a little chubbier.She isn't disgusting or anything. She's in an elevator, maybe she should take the stairs.

>>735510516
>>735510706
Also, she needs to shave (or wax at this point) those fucking arms.

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>>735508301
Just fucking tell her you want more, let /b/ help you fuck your sister

>>735508301
Dem Mrs Potatohead brows n lips

You fuck her yet? You should probably fuck her?

>>735508301
>what should I do?

Uhh...whatever you want I guess, she looks pretty ugly to me, but if you're into that hyperfeminism nerd look with groucho marx eyebrows, go for it.

She looks like Groucho Marx

>>735508301
My dick is diamonds OP. What is happening. Show her feet.

>>735508749
Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie 'kid'?

>>735508301

nothing.
it's the usual shitpic.

tell her "nice lipstick".
I once forgot to compliment and for more than one year she didn't talk to me (generally a good thing, but this also meant she didn't tell me anymore important news as well)

>>735509072

eww, that ballsack is oversized and can contain 3 dicks like that

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>>735509601
here is an example

>>735508301
post it on 4chan

>>735511532
No you idiot

She didn't talk to you for a year because you crushed her with your rejection of her

She sent whatever pic she sent, to initiate a sexual interaction

And you blew her off.

She wanted to explore her sexuality with a guy she felt safe with. And you ignored her. Destroying her self esteem and confidence and messing

>>735511851

sounds like you read too many porn hentais

>>735512151
>too many
wat

>>735512261
he means any. You've read any hentai. Faggot.

>>735512151
65% of siblings have interacted sexually from the onset of puberty through the age of 25.

(Citation needed)

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>>735512371
>about to be 26 in July
>never fucked my sister

>>735512371

I actually *have* a sister. We always shared a room since when we were born (now I'm 33 and she's 32).

I can confirm she does random shit things like sending a pic like OPfag's one, or singing in the corridor, or farting loud and then laughing to get some attention.

But she never gave the slightest hint about sexuality. When about 20 I happened to hear a convo between her and a femcousin about some Chad "too good to fuck" (inb4: topkek), so I understood they were both straight.

She's yet unable to get her Charming Prince (I'm dating since 2014 and plan to move).

Finally, wikipedia page about teen sexuality reports that more than 60% of teens are virgin -- without any "citation needed" trolling in.

Yes, two thirds of 20yo people *never had sex*, either occasional or incestuous or in a relationship.
Two fucking thirds of teens get out of "teen age" (become 20) being virgin.

This means that only 1/3 are actual Chads Thundercocks and Staceys Thundervagoos.

>>735512719
The big question is

Do you wish you had experimented with her at all?

>be me in HS
>faggot schoolmates found out I have a sister (one year younger than me)
>they unironically asked me if I already fucked her
>I told her I've never thought about it because I'm not a nigganegrobungabooga like them
>weeks go on, and faggots still try to ask me if I at least "accidentally" exposed my private parts to her
>I reply that I ain't a negronigga and I love my privacy
>(but avoid to tell them my sister is developing like the usual stinking fat SJW)
>two of them who actually had sisters told me ridicolously shitty wincest stories, only making me think that in real life either they were humiliated and turned down and getting beaten the shit out of them, or they just found some sisters' panties in the laundry and exaggerately fantasized about them for years

Then, the Opportunity® came. I and my sister had to live at hysteric aunt's house for two nights because reasons.

>first night we had to sleep in the same queensized bed because aunt did not have time to prepare two beds
>I thought I could give a try depending on circumstances and then exaggerate the story to tell to schoolmates and shut them up
>be me, in bed with sister
>thinking about some first "accidental" move, heavy winter sheets won't forgive mistakes
>sister farts -braaaappppp!!- and then laughs "get this you monkey"
>shout at her "wtf, gross"
>trying with all of my belly muscles I finally emit a small fart for vengeance
>but she farts again, humiliating my small fartie
>wtf.mp4
>aut shouts from other room (door wasn't closed): "please silence" (she hated farts even more than me)
>sister emits a minifart and giggles again
>grossed out, 0% probability to get a boner
>wtf, I turn the opposite side and try to ignore the smell and sleep.

I don't know if a Fart War (a lost one) counts as wincest, but that's all I have.

>night after, we had two separate beds in the opposite sides of the same room and her fartsmell didn't reach my nose.
>and I never told anything incesty to schoolmates.

>>735513076
better question:
Is she fuckable?

>>735513001
And I am the living proof for that!

HOOZA!

>>735513076
>>735513190
She's actually 39 so we weren't teens at the same time.
I've sneaked peaks at her changing(minor successes), smelt her underwear, searched her phone for any nude pics(nothing), searched her room top to bottom for nudes or a vibrator or something naughty(Still nothing.) She's a 36D with a huge ass. I'd love nothing more than to just fuck her.

Send her a shirtless pic showing your buldge

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>>735513832
Pic related. Thought I lost it.

>>735513184
Congrats on not being a horrible excuse for a human being!

>>735514139
more

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>>735514253
Shot I took of her sleeping. Every summer she breaks out the short shorts. I'm hoping she bust them out soon this year.

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>>735514139
>>735514641
This is the last pic I have of her. Years of trying and that's all I have to show. Siiigh..

fuck her obviously

reply : Idk why you sent me this, but you look really good

>>735508301
thats a man, baby

Why won't you just give her hints?