I'm gonna need you mother fuckers to post some fluffies

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Okay anon

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Reporting with comic

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>>735503700
End

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weird box reporting in

>>735503599
ooh, a smart one, practicing deception

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>>735503765

>>735503868
damn

>>735503745
So, I take it that's some kind of genetically modified creature, which may or may not have gone wrong, but probably escaped.

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>>735504108
Probably something like this

Post wolfram-sparks.

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1/4

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>>735504801
2/4

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>>735504874
3/4

>>735503868
>implying that wasn't a quality post

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>>735504924
4/4

>>735504949
that is exactly what he was implying. good analysis!

>be me
>live in shit part of town
>no money
>the McDickalds fired me for stepping in the lettuce
>rent due in a few weeks
>literally have 7 dollars
>head over to the 7/11 to buy some lunchables
>poorfag.gif
>find feral herd
>typical shit
>gib nummies
>etc etc
>notice this one has a fuckton of foals
>nearly unify their chirps to one high-pitched squeal
>get genius fucking idea
>empty lot near my apartment
>tell the ferals I have "bestes sketties"
Weawwy? Bestes sketties? Yay!
>lead them to the lot
>get looks from almost everyone in the street on my way
>lot pretty much empty
>a few cardboard boxes, but thats it

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>>735504949
You're right, i especially love the high resolution. No one could ever blame you of accidentally posting a thumbnail.

>>735505595
ikr, such high quality, im surprised anon could post it with all that detail

>>735505520
>call my buddy
>ask if he wants to watch some dumb shit
Hell yeah, bro!
>begin making a crude circle out of cardboard
>herd begins demanding that spaghetti
Stoopid hoomin! Nee sketties!
Shut up if you want your damn "sketties"
>they quiet down
>few hours later
>friend stops by
Hey Anon! I hope you don't mind, but I brought a couple of friends
>seven niggers file out behind him
>all look like gang members or some shit
Ay yo, dafuq is dis shit?
>lead them to the arena
>grab two random foals
>mom screams
NUU! NU TAKE BABBEHS!
>ignore her
>one of the niggoids laugh
>place each at opposite ends
>they both look hungry
Allright, there's only enough milk for one of you, and you're gonna have to fight for it!

>>735505914
>one baby starts crying instantly
Nu wan ite fo miwkies! Jus wan miwkies!
>other foal begins to crawl towards its sibling
Dummah bwuddah! Smawty nee miwkies!
>he starts trying to hurt his brother
>brother is crying
Waaa! Nu wan! Nu wan! Mummah! Sabe babbeh!
>the nigs are laughing hard
>so is my buddy
>one of the nigs pulls out a wad of cash
Ay yo, I'll bet six bucks that green one wins
>green one currently stomping on his brother
>hardly doing damage
Nah, fuck that! I'll bet nine that the other one whoops his ass!
>what
>he starts yelling at the stompee foal
C'mon lil' guy, you can do it!
>other five niggoids laughing hard as they watch their two friends gambling on neon rats
>kek

>>735504365
>>735504518
chocobros? Chocobros!!!

>>735506397
Kweh!

>>735506258
>orange stompee manages to push off his brother
>he starts stomping
Stuppy smawty bwuddah! Hab huwties!
>he bites down on the green one's wings
>screams in fucking agony
>greenie starts running around the ring in pure pain
>guy that bet on the green one looses his shit
>guy that bet on the orange one laughs hysterically
I FUCKIN' TOLD YOU! ALWAYS BET ON THE UNDERDOG!
>orange one strutting around, wing in mouth
>green baby crying his heart out
>orange baby asks if he can have milk yet
Pwees? Am su hungwy!
>pop up his mom
>she's been crying for the past few minutes
>give her the orange baby
>it starts suckling away
b-b-but wheew wingie gween babbeh?
>one of them shouts out
YO! I THINK THE GREEN ONE FUCKIN DIED!
>look over
>its in a puddle of blood
>stomp on it a bit just to be sure
>mom crying harder than ever
NUUU! BESTES WINGIE BABBEH!
>falls over
>they all start to leave after I killed greenie
Fuckin' bullshit, man, he should'a had it in da bag!

>>735506397
>chocobros

i hope you die painfully

Anyone have the pic of fluffy saying it gives zero fucks?

>>735506840
>next day
>cleaning up the mess
>someone enters
>bunch of different people this time
Ay, yo, this where the foal fights are?
>what
Y'know, last night, tito was talkin' 'bout some fluffy foal fights, said that shit was hilarious
>idea.webm
Yeah, they're not here tonight though, check back tomorrow
>arena still set up
>the ferals are still in the corner, still waiting for spaghetti
>gave them some bread to tide them over
>grab the orange guy from last night and a random foal
Pweas! Nu take wastes babbehs! Gweenie babbeh awweady go fowevuh sweepies!
>I got myself a foal fighting ring
More soon by King C

>>735507449
You should do more that was pretty good

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>>735507422
People get assblasted about a fluffy that understands the concept of zero for some reason...

>>735507710
>implying fluffies could count to zero

still good shit though, who the fuck gets bent out of shape over a reaction pic though?

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>>735508174
That's the point I'm trying to make. Why does a reaction image need to be 150% "canon?"

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>>735507449
>next night
>got a shitty table, put some dirt in the ring
>about two dozen people file in
>some have cash on them
>fat one waddles up to me
Ay yo, this the fightin' ring?
>say yes
Who fightin?
>grab the orange foal from a bit ago and a blue one
Allrighty, I'll bet... eh, fuck it, twenty bucks on the blue one
>oh shit
>more money ive ever had in a few weeks
>the rest of them come up with bets
>most people bet on the blue one
>mainly because its much bigger than the orange guy
>put them in the ring
There's only enough milk for ONE of you!
>orange guy starts crying a little
But did dis befowe! Stiww nee fight fo miwkies?
>blue one stomping its way over to the orange
Stuppy owange babbeh! Am bestes babbeh, get AWW da miwkies!
>tries to stomp on the orange one
>it runs away
Hey! Nu wun way, dummah!
>orange one keeps running circles around blue one
>blue one kicks orange in the gut
>unified "OOOOOH" from all attendees
>blue one bit slow from all the spinning
St-*gasp*stupid babbeh!
>sticks its tongue out at the orange one
>orange foal bites into his fucking tongue
>brutal.gif

>>735508587
>blue one's tongue bleeding
>its running blindly around in pain
>spitting blood everywhere
>orange one has tiny horn
>everyone's gone fucking apeshit at this point
BLUEBIE YOU CAN DO IT MANG! YOU CAN DO IT!
GO GET EM ORANGE! I BET TREE FIDDY ON YO ASS, YOU BETTA WIN!
>orange rams his horn into blue one's eye
>blue one crumples like paper
>everyone absolutely looses their shit

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>>735509143
This is very good anon

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>>735509143
>orange fwuffy gunna need bout tree fiddy

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If you didn't want to abuse fluffies, you will now.

>>735503745
The design of the monster is good. But I feel like it'd be better if the artist never actually showed it.

>>735509975
what would be funnier a giant smarty or standard fluffy?

2/10
too much weirdbox

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>>735510164
Sorry we couldn't get your murderboner going today.

Oh, wait.

No I'm not.

>>735509143
>two people who bet on orange foal
>rest bet on blue
>they walk away with like $150 each
>I get enough to live for another week
>great
>continue doing this for about a week
>got around $5000 bucks in total
>shityes
>manage to pimp out the arena
>lights, chairs, an actual arena not made out of cardboard
>orange foal absolutely fucking dominating
>stopped putting him in most fights
>he's a common bet
>decide to spice shit up this time
>buy plastic cups and toothpicks
>tape toothpicks to the paper cups
>next fight tonight
>last four foals
>tape paper cups to one of the foals hooves
>tallboy.jpg
>place the rest of the foals in the arena with the tallboy
Yo mang, what the fuck is this shit? WHAT THE FUCK. IS THIS SHIT?
>get about a 50/50 bet ratio between the tallboy and the three foals
Allrighty, you know the rules, last one standing WINS!
>three foals charge the tallboy
>all smarties, except for the tallboy
>lead smarty gets impaled
>spits blood everywhere
>two other smarties try to escape

>>735510153

What would a giant smarty be like?

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>>735510164
so instead of contributing you decided to bitch, good job

Which is worse, a regular smarty or a smarty baby?

>>735510575
Thank

>>735510861
a smarty foal, they tend to have no filter and can use the "am onwy wittwe babbeh" excuse for everything

>>735511103

What do you mean, no filter?

>>735510371
>tallboy manages to stomp on another one of the smarties
>last one desperately trying to crawl up the walls
SCREEE! NU WAN GO FOWEVUH SWEEPSIES! MUMMAH! SABE BABBEH!
>tallboy prepares the final stomp
>it trips on the carcass of a green smarty
>falls over
>hits the ground face first
>hear a sharp snap
>fucking dead
>kek
>take the tallboy pieces, still usable
>smarty gets its milk
>totally out of foals
>shitniggoid
>pay the betters
>gotta find me some fuckin foals

>>735510428
just like a normal smarty only gigantic and able to follow through with its threats, at least until the guns or even a water hose are used

Anyone got a list of fluffy vocabulary?

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>>735511704
here you go

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>>735512245
I love this. It has sadbox, fluffy hierachy, bad parenting.

>>735511334
>get shitty pickup truck
>grab bell
>drive truck around street
>ring bell
>start yelling "sketties"
>multiple herds come out into the street
>fill truck with a bunch of herds
>hear them shitting, fucking, whining, etc
>counted a decent amount of foals in total
>probably gonna sell the rest to an abuser friend of mine
>return to the arena
>dump em all out
>order all foals present or noone gets sketties
>fifty or so foals
>put them in small playhouse
>has cheap kibble, water, etc
>order the rest of the fluffies back into the truck
>could probably fit a bit more in with the lack of babies
>go to alleyway
>dump em out there
>smarties yell at me
Stuppy humin! Wan sketties, an wan babbehs back!
>drive away
>about 90 ferals all crammed in one alleyway
>call exterminators
>let em know I dumped them there
More soon

>>735512628

Wolfram's fluffies are such sad sacks.

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>>735512679
>check on the foalcare
>big division of good and bad colored babies
>ask them why
Dose am stupid poopie babbehs, and dis am bestes pwetty babbehs!
>gives me an idea
>grab a couple of the well colored foals
>get some tin cans
>outfit shitty armor for em
Why am babbeh su shiny? *gasp* Am shiny babbeh!
>they start dancing around
>put them in a seperate spot, they start playing normally
>disgunbgud

>>735513060

I like how his fluffies are aware of what a shithole the world really is if you're a fluffy. They're always in danger or suffer some terrible fate, and can't do anything about it.

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>>735513060
>Amputation done with a circle saw
>Not using anesthetics
>One person holds the fluffy while another does the sawing
>No protective clothing for the blood, feces, urine

Fucking amateurs. Basement breeders. Someone's gonna accidentally saw off a finger.

Still, I like the concept of milkbags.

>>735513096
>typical fight night
>bunch of dudes come in
>slightly bigger crowd
>announce the customs of tonight
>all of the shit foals vs 5 armored well-colored ones
>receive bets
>lodsofemone.png
>put the armored ones in the ring
Whew am fwuffy? Why dew booboo juice heew?
>release the horde of shitty foals
FIGHT!
>armored ones charge
>manage to kill a sizeable amount of shit ones
>shit foal knocks over armored fluffy
>begins stomping its face
>armored one cant get up
>kills it
>this is how all of them die
>last armored foal vs seven shit foals
>armored foal is sweating
>everyone cheering on the last armored fluffy
CMON LITTLE GUY, YOU CAN DO IT! KILL THEM SHITLOGS!
>armored foal flops over
>shitty foals stomp
>shitty foals kill the last one
Probably gonna be it for now, may continue this later

>>735514072
you can't hook a NES up like that

>>735514614
Don't bitch at me; I didn't draw it.